Chapter 28 Dog slave, how dare you question the emperor?
The variety show was full of question marks.
【? ? ? ? ? Is she doing a trick? How did you get the water out? 】
【? ? ? ? ah? Do you know magic? 】
[No, are you really cultivating immortality behind our backs? 】
Everyone at the scene was also dumbfounded.
Li Chu's eyes widened in shock, "Where did the water come from? How did you conjure it up Nanxi!"
She took a sip of the water in the cup and was even more shocked, "It tastes like mountain spring water, and it's a little sweet! Nanxi, you are so amazing! How on earth did you do that!"
Shen Lan said nothing, but his expression was as if he had seen a ghost. No, it should be an expression more horrifying and shocking than seeing a ghost.
Jiang Nanxi has been so abnormal recently. She is obviously possessed by a ghost. Could it be that the ghost in her body can also perform magic?
Is this...is this reasonable?
Jiang Nanxi took the plastic cup from Li Chu's hand, drank it in one gulp, looked at Shen Lan and said, "I can have unlimited water, do you? It's just those two bottles of mineral water, what are you talking about?"
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"You have unlimited water, why are you bragging?"
Shen Lan reacted and guessed what kind of magic trick Jiang Nanxi had used.
"I think you secretly hid two water bags on your body, and then used magic tricks to get the water into the plastic cup to show off, right?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I am already an emperor, what's wrong with knowing some superpowers? How dare you question the emperor, a dog slave?"
Shen Lan pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Look, she is sick again, and she also fantasizes about being an emperor."
As a result, Jiang Nanxi suddenly opened his arms, looked at the sky, and shouted, "The dog slave offended the emperor, please God for punishment!"
This sound immediately silenced everyone.
Shen Lan: You idiot, God will listen to you! Are you the only one who wants to be the emperor?
Others: No, are you so crazy that you risk your life? The camera is still filming, it’s really embarrassing!
result.
Ten seconds later.
A dark cloud suddenly appeared above Shen Lan's head, accompanied by rumbling thunder.
Shen Lan felt that the sky suddenly darkened, so he raised his head and glanced up.
A flash of thunder and lightning flashed on the dark clouds, and then a basin of rain poured down, drenching Shen Lan until he was soaked in water.
Shen Lan:?
audience:?
Li Chu stood up in a hurry, "God has appeared. This shows that Jiang Nanxi is really the emperor!"
Shen Lan touched the water on his face and said, "Li Chu, are you confused? This is an accident. It is normal to suddenly rain in the mountains!"
Li Chu: "Then why is it raining only on your head? We are all nearby, and we didn't get any rain at all!"
Shen Lan looked ugly, "You mean, she can control the sky and control the rain? This is nonsense!"
Li Chu: "But everyone said yesterday that Jiang Nanxi is the reincarnation of the emperor's soul! So if she says something, God will help her!"
Shen Lan: "Haha, she is the only one who is reincarnated as an emperor? Whose emperor curses and beats people every day, so there is no pattern?"
Li Chu: "Your Majesty, this is your personal expedition!"
Shen Lan:?
Crazy, totally crazy!
The old Taoist priest yesterday, as well as Li Chu, must have been affected by the magnetic field of the female ghost on Jiang Nanxi's body and turned into a lunatic like her!
When the two were arguing, Jiang Nanxi was no longer where she was, and she went to take a look around.
Jiang Nanxi left the mountain path planned by the program team and walked into the nearby woods. He found that the spiritual energy became stronger the further inside.
There must be something good!
After a while, Jiang Nanxi saw a spiritual plant growing beside a tree. The spiritual power in the air was emanating from this spiritual plant.
Jiang Nanxi looked happy, "Master said that modern spiritual energy is thin and it is difficult to meet spiritual plants. I didn't expect that I would meet them in this mountain!"
Although there are many ghosts and monsters in this mountain range, and you will encounter many evil things, everything is worth it if you can collect this spiritual plant!
"Lingzhi, hehe!" Jiang Nanxi excitedly rushed toward the spirit plant, but before his hand could touch the spirit plant, an afterimage appeared from the bushes next to him, and he swallowed the spirit plant in one gulp.
Jiang Nanxi took a closer look and saw that it was a python as thick as an adult's thigh. Only half of its body was exposed from the bushes, but it could still be seen that it was huge.
After eating the spiritual plant, it raised its head and stared at Jiang Nanxi for a while.
"Where is Jiang Nanxi?"
"Why is Jiang Nanxi missing?"
"There are snakes there!"
The others were ready to leave after resting. When they found Jiang Nanxi missing, they came to look for her. They found her staring at a thick python next to a tree.
Li Chu turned pale with fright on the spot, "That python is so thick, it must be a certain age! What should I do? It seems to be eyeing Nanxi and opened its mouth!
I heard that when a python opens its mouth at a person, it is showing whether it can swallow the person! ”
Song Shixing was also shocked and quickly took out his mobile phone, "I'll call the rescue team right now!"
Shen Lan was a little gloating.
"The director told everyone to leave together and not to leave the team and act without authorization. Jiang Nanxi still insists on running around. She deserves to be eaten by a snake!"
"Okay, stop talking!"
Hearing Shen Lan's words, Song Shixing couldn't stand him, "Human life is at stake, hurry up and think of a way to save people, what sarcastic words are you talking about here!"
Because of the relationship between the Song family, Shen Lan did not dare to refute Song Shixing, so she shut up angrily.
After Song Shixing made the rescue call, he found that Jiang Nanxi was still confronting the python, so he took out his dagger and moved it secretly.
Before he left, he whispered to the others, "You guys wait for me here. I'll go rescue Jiang Nanxi first."
As a result, he had just taken two steps when he saw Jiang Nanxi giving the python the middle finger.
Song Shixing's pupils trembled on the spot, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? It's already this time, why are you still irritating the python!"
Jiang Nanxi ignored him and let out an extremely angry roar at the python.
"You bitch snake, what can you eat? Eat my spiritual plant! Why is it like this again, every time! Every time I find a treasure, an accident happens! Why am I so unlucky in my cultivation! Ahhhh!"< br>
The big python probably couldn't understand her movements, but when he heard her roar, he was stimulated and rushed directly towards Jiang Nanxi.
This python was very big but very fast. It rushed over and planned to wrap around Jiang Nanxi's body and strangle her on the spot.
but.
Before it even touched Jiang Nanxi, the pan in Jiang Nanxi's hand slapped it on the head, and the big python felt its head buzzing.
A dull sound.
Jiang Nanxi directly swatted the big python away and smashed it into another tree.
This is not over yet.
She also rushed over like a mad dog, pulled up the boa constrictor, and tied a bow on the tree with the boa constrictor's unusually long body.
After being tied up, Jiang Nanxi realized that everyone else was looking at her, and Song Shixing came over with a dagger as if he was preparing to save her.
Jiang Nanxi held up the pan and bent down to perform an elegant swallowtail salute. "Now that it's all like this, let me play Little Star for everyone."
Song Shixing opened his mouth wide and asked dully, "What little star, where did you get the instrument?"
"Duang!"
Jiang Nanxi took a pan and smashed the python's head wildly, knocking out a beautiful piece of music.
"Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang!"
The boa constrictor was tied into a bow on the tree. It wanted to run away, but couldn't. It shook its head, trying to avoid the pan, but it met Jiang Nanxi's pan accurately every time!
(End of chapter)