Chapter 29 Ah, I fainted. Hee hee, I pretended.
The banging sound of the pan kept coming, and everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the python's head hanging down and its body tied to the tree twitching slightly.
The audience was also stunned.
[What a big python, was she knocked unconscious like this? Is this reasonable? 】
【ah? This is how you use a pan? 】
[Hahaha, Song Shixing, who exchanged fifty points for a dagger but didn’t do anything to help, does he feel like a big grudge? 】
After Jiang Nanxi knocked out the python, he walked towards Song Shixing.
"Borrow the dagger."
"Huh?"
Song Shixing hasn't recovered yet.
Jiang Nanxi: "Lend me your dagger and I will chop up this bitch snake and give you half of the snake meat to eat."
"Oh oh ok."
Song Shixing subconsciously gave her the dagger.
But when Jiang Nanxi got the dagger and was about to go back to kill the snake, the python suddenly stood up with its head and wittily untied its body.
The next second, it turned into an afterimage like a whirlwind and fled deep into the woods.
Jiang Nanxi drew his sword and looked around in confusion, and finally cursed, "Fuck! This bitch snake actually pretended to be stunned for me?!"
[Hahahahaha, I can’t stop laughing. This python is so witty and spiritual! 】
[Boa constrictor: Ah, I fainted. Hee hee, I pretended. 】
Jiang Nanxi walked back to the mountain path depressedly and returned the dagger to Song Shixing.
Seeing that she came back safe and sound and scared away the python, Shen Lan didn't say anything, but looked at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression.
After being possessed by a ghost, even if his behavior becomes crazy, why can he become as strong as an ox? Even the boa constrictor is no match for her?
Everyone continued to move forward to collect mushrooms.
As we get deeper into the mountains, the woods become more and more dense. Not only can we hear the chirping of insects and birds more and more clearly, but we can also vaguely hear the roars of beasts coming from deep in the forest.
The drone camera in the sky was still filming, and the director's broadcast came from the drone.
"It's almost enough to reach this place. You can pick some fungi nearby and return the same way.
Don't go further into the mountains, otherwise you may encounter large beasts and be unable to get back before dark. ”
"Okay, director."
"I know."
Everyone followed the director's instructions, picked some fungi nearby, and prepared to return the same way.
But not long after the return journey, everyone heard a wailing sound of "Ouch, ouch, ouch" coming from not far away, and the tone sounded like an old lady.
They walked over and took a look and saw an old lady in her fifties or sixties standing holding on to a tree. Her clothes were scratched by branches and she looked very embarrassed.
When the old lady saw them, she quickly said, "Old lady, my foot is twisted and I can't walk. Can anyone help me and take me home!"
Song Shixing was stunned for a moment and asked, "Where is your home? Are you a villager in this mountain?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
The old lady pointed to the hillside next to the mountain road, "My home is right up here, just through the woods on the hillside. I came to collect mushrooms in the forest, but accidentally stepped on it and rolled down the hillside. I sprained my foot!
Now I can't even walk a step. It hurts a lot if I move! ”
The old lady looked at them pitifully, "Young man, please help me. If I don't go back after dark, the wild beasts in the mountains will come out and eat me!"
Song Shixing thought for a while and said, "Is your home close to here? I'll carry you back."
"Close, climb up that hillside, we'll be there in a moment!"
Song Shixing stepped forward and was about to carry the old lady on his back. But she said, "I have a bag here. Is it difficult for you to carry it on your back? Can you ask the little girl to take me back with you and ask her to help carry the bag?"
The old lady pointed in the direction of Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi folded his hands and looked at the old woman calmly, "Our director said we can't leave the team without permission. Sorry, I can't help you."
She also said to Song Shixing, "Second Young Master Song, it's no time to be a good person these days. You think you are doing good deeds, but others take you for granted."
[What does Jiang Nanxi mean by this? Forget it if she doesn't want to help, why not let Song Shixing help? 】
[Don’t you think it’s strange that this old lady suddenly appears here? This variety show has had several supernatural events! 】
Song Shixing frowned and said, "It's just a small favor, what's the problem? There are many ancient villages in the mountains, and many old people have never left the mountains in their lives. It's normal for them to fall while collecting fungi in the mountains. If I don't help her, what's the problem? She crawled back?”
"Then let her crawl back."
"The hillside is very steep. How do you climb it? It will be dark before you climb up, and it will be bad if you are eaten by tigers and wolves!"
"Wouldn't it be better to be eaten?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at the old lady expressionlessly, and tugged her lips, "Damn old lady, you have killed so many people, and it will be an advantage for you to be eaten by a tiger."
The old lady felt Jiang Nanxi's sharp gaze and felt guilty.
She choked and said, "I don't know what you are talking about. I have lived in the mountains all my life and have never harmed anyone. Just forget it if you don't want to help. Is it necessary to slander me?"
Seeing the old lady's sad look, the others couldn't bear it and scolded Jiang Nanxi one after another.
Shen Lan: "Jiang Nanxi, you are cold-blooded and don't want to help. Why don't you let Song Shixing help? And you are so mean to an old man. You are going too far!"
Song Wanwan also said, "You like to talk nonsense. Let's forget about spreading rumors. Why are you still spreading rumors about the old man! It's so wicked! If you encourage the second brother not to save her, you will probably kill a life. Do you know!"
Jiang Nanxi rolled his eyes directly.
"I will put my words here. No one can leave the team today. If anyone leaves and dies in the mountains, I will not be able to get paid for the variety show. I will spread your ashes!"
Her words made the old lady turn pale, and she knelt on the ground with a thud, "I beg you, please help me, just send me home!
If I can't go back before dark, I will definitely be eaten by wild beasts. I don't want to die yet, please! ”
The old lady knelt down with tears in her eyes and begged for help, which made everyone a little moved. The audience also felt that Jiang Nanxi's behavior was too much.
Shen Lan stepped forward and said, "Jiang Nanxi, you just left the team without permission and attracted a python. Why can you leave but we can't!
She is just a helpless old man. Do you need to embarrass her like this? You are happy when you force others to kneel down for you, right? Forget it if you don’t save the old man, Song Shixing and I will! ”
After Shen Lan finished speaking, she glanced at the direction of the camera, thinking that Jiang Nanxi must have aroused public anger this time. If he stepped forward to save the old man again, he would definitely be able to restore his reputation and regain his popularity!
He and Song Shixing walked over, preparing to help the old lady up and take her home.
As a result, before they even met the old lady, Jiang Nanxi rushed over with a shovel and knocked them away. Then he shouted, "I know I was wrong, I'll do it, I'll do it!"
The next second.
Jiang Nanxi rode directly on the old lady's back and slapped her on the head with his hand, "Drive~drive~drive~! Let's go home on horseback!"
Jiang Nanxi's behavior made the old lady stand up on the spot, threw her to the ground, then picked up the wooden stick on the ground and hit her.
"You damn girl, you dare to ride on me! I won't beat you to death today!"
Jiang Nanxi turned around and ran away.
"Help, Ma Zi has become a spirit!"
"Stop!"
The old lady chased her and beat her wildly.
Shen Lan:?
Song Shixing:?
audience:?
(End of chapter)