Chapter 58 Shen Lan, why did you provoke her again?
"Okay, I'll call them right now."
Li Chu went to knock on the two doors on the other side, while Jiang Nanxi went to knock on the two rooms closest to him.
Knock knock knock.
Before Jiang Nanxi knocked a few times, Shen Lan came to open the door. This was his room.
Shen Lan was surprised when she saw Jiang Nanxi at the door, "Why are you knocking on my door so late at night?"
Thinking of Jiang Nanxi trying to kiss Liu Qingyan after he was poisoned by eating mushrooms, Shen Lan felt very uncomfortable.
He couldn't help but said sourly, "Why, after harassing Liu Qingyan, you still want to harass me?"
Jiang Nanxi:?
Shen Lan added, "We have broken up. Even if you knock on my door late at night, I will not get back together with you.
Unless you really realize your mistake and publicly apologize to me and Wanwan. ”
Jiang Nanxi was speechless, "Are you mentally ill? We broke up because you cheated, what's my fault? You can cheat, but you can't let people know?
I knocked on your door just to tell you that the B&B is haunted. If you don’t want to die, don’t stay alone in the room. ”
Shen Lan said, "Just pretend, I'll see how long you can keep pretending. I don't believe you would give up our relationship for so many years so easily and play hard to get with me, right?
The B&B is haunted and you knocked on my door immediately. Are you worried about me? Are you just pretending to be poisoned and going crazy tonight after eating mushrooms? You deliberately called someone your husband just to see if I would be jealous? ”
Jiang Nanxi:? ? ? ?
Shen Lan's words made not only Jiang Nanxi speechless, but also the audience watching the live broadcast.
[My native family is not good and I have always had low self-esteem. It would be great if Shen Lan could give me some of his confidence. 】
[What a shameful man! Did Sister Xi go out with him because her brain was caught in the door? 】
Jiang Nanxi calmed down.
She looked at Shen Lan and said, "Shen Lan, if you cheat once, I will let you go. If you cheat twice, I will let you go. If you cheat three times, I will still let you go."
Shen Lan raised her chin, with a true expression on her face, "I knew you..."
Jiang Nanxi: "But remember, I am not your wife, I am just a freehorse."
Shen Lan:?
audience:?
[Sister, I was shocked. I thought you were really going to forgive this scumbag! 】
[Hahahahahahaha, the only way to deal with a trustworthy man like Shen Lan is with magic! 】
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he saw Shen Lan's confused expression and gave him a little thumbs up.
Jiang Nanxi: "I stand here with a huge middle finger. This is my attitude. As for why I give you another little finger, because the big one is not suitable for you, and the small one is where you belong."
Shen Lan's face twisted with anger, "Jiang Nanxi! Let me say it for the last time, me! No! Little!"
Jiang Nanxi suddenly pondered seriously, "Shen Lan, don't you think impotence is a blessing for men?"
Shen Lan:?
Wait, what else is she trying to say? You're not trying to spread rumors about him again, are you? !
Seeing that the camera was still filming, Shen Lan panicked and rushed over to cover Jiang Nanxi's mouth.
But Jiang Nanxi avoided it flexibly.
And the moment all the male guests came out of the room, she shouted, "If a man is impotent, he will not be unable to sleep at night because he cannot get relief, and he will not have insomnia. If a man is impotent, he will not be able to sleep at night because he cannot get relief. With impotence, some people no longer think about everything with their lower body, and their brain can be of real use
So I declare that impotence is a blessing for men, and men all over the world should be impotent! ”
When everyone heard Jiang Nanxi's shouting, their expressions were froze in place. Song Shixing opened his mouth wide and looked at her with a look of monsters on his face. Another B&B.
The director and a group of male staff members were watching the live broadcast, and there was an eerie silence.
However, Shen Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it turned out that men all over the world were impotent, and it was not him who was impotent, so he could rest assured.
The result is the next second.
Jiang Nanxi suddenly pointed at him and said, "Shen Lan, why are you lowering your head? Are you sad? Listen, I don't allow you to be so sad, depressed, painful, and anxious. You are contributing to the world, and you should Be proud of being impotent!”
Shen Lan: "I'm not, I didn't..."
Jiang Nanxi: "Stop denying it. This is not a shameful thing. You should be proud of yourself! Aren't you the most confident? Don't let your inferiority complex defeat you at this time. I believe in you Shen Lan!
For the love and peace of the world, Shen Lan, hurry up and tell the world loudly that you are a great impotence! ”
Shen Lan: "..."
I really want to die, what should I do?
Someone come and save him!
[Hahahahaha, I’m going to die laughing. It turns out that Shen Lan’s confidence can still be used in this way! 】
[It’s great. Shen Lan, a sinister man, should be treated by a lunatic! 】
[Sister, lend me your mouth. Next time I meet a common man on a blind date, I will be the same way. 】
Just when Shen Lan was hesitant, at a loss, and didn't know how to explain it, Jiang Nanxi suddenly became normal.
She looked at the others and said, "The B&B is haunted. I haven't found where the thing is yet. Everyone should go to the living room downstairs and stay there. Don't break away from the collective action to avoid any accidents."
Shen Lan: "..."
This mental illness only attacks him, right?
Hearing Jiang Nanxi's words, Song Wanwan said impatiently, "Why is it that everything else is fine, but the B&B we are staying in is haunted? Are you talking nonsense again?"
"Believe it or not."
Jiang Nanxi glanced at her and said, "If you don't believe it, just stay in your own room and don't come out, but I want to remind you that this ghost is more powerful than the ones we have encountered before. Just stay alone. If someone stalks you, No one can save you.”
After a while.
Everyone came down and sat in the living room. Song Wanwan originally didn't want to follow Jiang Nanxi's arrangement, but when she saw the old Taoist priest in the yard downstairs, she still chose to come down.
She didn't think Jiang Nanxi had any powerful abilities, but there was a Taoist priest below him. This Taoist priest looked like a powerful master, so he should be more reliable.
Everyone came down and sat in the living room. It was extremely quiet outside at night, and the atmosphere in the B&B was a bit mysterious.
After waiting for a long time, there was no movement and no one spoke. The atmosphere was inexplicably scary, so Li Chu went over and turned on the TV.
Everyone thought that after Jiang Nanxi called them down, she was going to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts. Instead, she was holding a broom at the door of the living room and studying it.
The smell of barbecue came from outside the yard, and the old Taoist priest rolled up his sleeves and was roasting game.
Song Wanwan couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Didn't you say you want to catch ghosts? One of you is studying broken brooms and the other is grilling. Jiang Nanxi, are you deliberately playing tricks on us? Isn't it interesting to prevent people from sleeping well at night? ?”
(End of chapter)