Chapter 59 Why is it raining? Oh, it turns out it’s me who is speechless
As a result, Jiang Nanxi ignored her at all.
Song Wanwan said directly, "I'm a fool for being played by you like this. I won't play with you anymore. I'm going back to sleep!"
She stood up and was about to go back upstairs to continue sleeping. She was woken up from a sound sleep in the early morning, and she was filled with resentment.
Jiang Nanxi shouted in her direction, "Song Wanwan, everyone is still here, how can you leave alone? Can't you have some collective spirit?"
Song Wanwan: "Who wants to have a collective spirit with you? I think you are all crazy!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Song Wanwan, don't leave!!! We are a collective and we want to die together! How can you betray us!"
Song Wanwan:? ? ?
Others:? ? ? ? ?
There was a snap.
The chopsticks in the old Taoist priest's hand fell to the ground and he looked at Jiang Nanxi blankly, "Your Majesty, what do you mean? Didn't you say you can solve it?"
"Just kidding, don't be so nervous."
Jiang Nanxi jumped off the broom, took a bite of the chicken leg and said, "Actually, I have already thought of a solution and prepared a very lethal secret weapon."
The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and quickly leaned over to ask her in a low voice, "What is the secret weapon?"
Jiang Nanxi also whispered in his ear, "It's the kind of thing that can kill people with a bang. It's high technology that ordinary people can't buy."
The old Taoist priest couldn't help but guess, "Is it...that thing?!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it!"
The old Taoist priest was ecstatic, "Is it really that one?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's right..."
The old Taoist priest made an eight sign with his hand, and then punched the air for a while. Still a little unbelievable, he asked again, "Is this really this?"
Jiang Nanxi nodded, "Yes!"
The old Taoist priest said in surprise, "You can't buy this thing in China, but you can actually have it. You are so awesome! Where did you get it from? Please introduce it to me."
Jiang Nanxi: "I made it myself."
Old Taoist priest: "Awesome!!!"
After the old Taoist priest shouted loudly, he suddenly looked blank and said, "No, ghosts are spirits. It's useless if you have a gun. Guns can't cause harm to spirits."
Everyone else was shocked when they heard this.
"What, Jiang Nanxi has a gun?"
"Where did she come from?"
"Holy crap, does she always carry a gun on the show?"
Except for Li Chu, his teammate, most of the guests participating in the show have been criticized by Jiang Nanxi, and they are all sweating now.
How did Jiang Nanxi get a gun? Why did she bring a gun on the show?
The director was also panicked.
His face turned pale with fear.
He has absolutely no idea about this!
According to Jiang Nanxi's mental state, how dangerous it is to have a gun! After a while, he was cursing and cursing, and suddenly he took out a gun and shot someone in the head!
Then everyone is finished!
The director quickly shouted on the radio, "Jiang Nanxi, do you have a gun license? If you don't, hand over that thing quickly!"
As Jiang Nanxi's main target, Shen Lan's head was covered in cold sweat, "Yes, Jiang Nanxi, please take out the gun quickly! It is illegal for individuals to hold guns at will!" "Okay."
Jiang Nanxi opened his jacket and took out a children's toy water gun from the inside pocket.
Jiang Nanxi asked them, "I bought this myself, why can't I use it? How can I use it legally and where can I apply for a gun license?"
Shen Lan: "..."
Audience: "..."
Director: "………………"
[I’m convinced. I thought Jiang Nanxi was just hanging around outside. He can have all these things. 】
[I asked why it was raining outside my house. Oh, it turned out to be me who was speechless. 】
[This, I have one at home too. I asked the police and the police said that I don’t need a gun license for this kind of thing. 】
[Hahahahahahaha, it’s funny to think of these guests sweating profusely. 】
The old Taoist priest was speechless and looked at Jiang Nanxi blankly, "Your Majesty, is this your secret weapon? Do you think I am a fool?"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking that way, then there's nothing I can do about it."
Old Taoist priest: "..."
Seeing the desperate look on his face, Jiang Nanxi comforted him and said, "Don't underestimate this gun. In fact, I have modified this gun. This thing can fight ghosts."
Jiang Nanxi handed the water gun to the old Taoist priest, pointed at the talisman painted on the side of the water gun and said, "Did you see this? This is the talisman I drew. It worked in one go. Now this thing is a spiritual weapon."
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"Are you sick?!"
The old Taoist priest collapsed and shouted, "What's the use of drawing a talisman on a toy water gun? I've never heard that you can transform something into a spiritual weapon by drawing a talisman on it. If your broken talisman is useful, what's the use of those in Xuanmen?" The weapon refiners will all be unemployed!”
Jiang Nanxi opened his arms and sighed proudly, "I didn't expect that I could make these weapon refiners lose their jobs just by myself. I'm so amazing. If I put this thing on the link, I'm afraid the world will feel sad because of me. Fear.”
Old Taoist priest:? ? ?
I'm being sarcastic, sarcastic! I'm not just praising you! Can you wake up a little?
Jiang Nanxi said to the old Taoist priest, "Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing, do you want to live without worries?"
The old Taoist priest frowned, wondering if she wanted to make money with him? This is not impossible.
According to Jiang Nanxi's sense of belief, if he can deceive everyone, they can make a big deal and then run away.
Old Taoist priest: "It's not impossible. I have a few wealthy customers here. As long as you can convince them to buy your things, I think we can still make a profit."
Jiang Nanxi: "I mean, we can think about it together. I often fantasize about such things before going to bed, and it's very satisfying."
Old Taoist: (_)
Mad, I don’t want to talk to her anymore!
She is really very ill!
Under everyone's complicated gazes, Jiang Nanxi stuffed the water gun back into the inner pocket of his jacket like a ruthless killer.
Then she looked around warily, and said solemnly while walking close to the wall, "That thing is coming down, everyone, be careful!"
Seeing her appearance, everyone's lips twitched, feeling like they were in a mental hospital.
Shen Lan originally wanted to mock Jiang Nanxi, but the old Taoist priest followed Jiang Nanxi and started walking against the wall with a solemn expression.
Li Chu looked around cautiously, ran over quickly, followed the old Taoist priest, grabbed the old Taoist priest's clothes and started walking against the wall.
Although I don’t know why, they must have their reasons if they can catch ghosts like this!
Liu Qingyan saw the three people walking against the wall, hesitated for a while, and then went over to join them.
Song Shixing saw that Liu Qingyan had gone over to join them, and felt that the matter must be serious, so he followed Liu Qingyan and walked against the wall.
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood in the middle of the empty living room. A horror movie suddenly played on the TV next to them. The strange background music came and sent shivers down their spines.
(End of chapter)