Chapter 71 Can I stay at your house? Even as a cockroach
The next second, Liu Qingyan sent another photo of a 500-square-meter villa in the suburbs of the imperial capital. He was lying next to the infinity pool and sunbathing.
Liu Qingyan: [At home. 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Is this your home? 】
Liu Qingyan: [One of the homes. 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Can I live in your house? Even if he lives in the form of a cockroach. 】
Liu Qingyan: [I declined. 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Can’t you just treat it as a pet? Then transfer me two million more flowers. I know you rich people are willing to spend money on your pets. 】
Liu Qingyan: [You can’t raise cockroaches, either. 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Is it really not possible? I'm sexy, well-behaved, cute, and the most important thing is that I'm pregnant and can give birth to a nest of little cockroaches for you. And with me, you don’t have to be strong anymore. 】
Liu Qingyan: [For the first time, I couldn't look directly at the word "pregnant". 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Open the door, your strength is coming! [With a look of excitement, he took off his pants and kicked the door open.jpg]]
Liu Qingyan: [Teacher Jiang, don’t be like this...]
Jiang Nanxi: [Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie. 】
Director: [Did you forget that this is a group chat? Don’t talk about anything unrelated to the shooting! @ Sexy female cockroach@Eighteen-year-old innocent man】
Director: [What’s up with your nicknames? Remember you guys were celebrity entertainers? When the show is filmed, you will need to use your mobile phone to communicate, and the chat records will be posted on the live broadcast! Hurry up and change your name to something more normal! 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Why do you discriminate against cockroaches? 】
Liu Qingyan: [Why do you discriminate against college students? 】
director:? ? ? ?
You two are sick!
ah! ! !
Jiang Nanxi's neurosis has already given him enough headaches. What's going on with Liu Qingyan!
The director was lying on his office chair with a despairing look on his face, and he had to do this to him before the shooting even started. When the shooting started, the two of them were going to die!
However, the director felt a little better when he thought about the flying guests invited to the first episode.
This flying guest is an outstanding actor in the industry. He is highly educated and professional. He also likes outdoor sports and being a teacher to young people.
Yes, he is good at being a teacher.
This guest is called Hou Xiao. He has won major awards and become a best actor in his forties. However, his acting style is very different from Liu Qingyan. He usually plays leaders or officers in period dramas. In addition, he has worked in major performing arts organizations. Quite a status.
Therefore, when he participates in variety shows, he always likes to point fingers at others, treats some young actors, often looks down on others, and preaches to them. Netizens call him one of the most annoying variety show guests.
In addition to the original cast, the director also invited Hou Xiao to be a guest on the flight, just to cause trouble.
The other guests are all young people, and they all have their own opinions. They happen to be the kind of young people that Hou Xiao dislikes the most. Conflicts will definitely break out when filming starts.
There is something to watch when there is conflict!
The director sighed and said, "I hope Hou Xiao, the expert in this matter, can cure these people."
The show started filming, and the guests came to the entrance of a vast mountain range in the south.
There is a small town on the outermost edge of the mountains.
There is a B&B in the town. The program team rented a B&B and gathered the guests in the B&B.
The director said to them, "Everyone has participated in "Return to the Pastoral" together, so there is no need for me to introduce it again. The theme of this new program is wilderness survival, which will be more thrilling, more exciting, and more consuming than the previous program. Physical strength. We need to travel through the nearby tropical rainforest mountains in half a month. There are unknown creatures, changing climates, and mysterious and unknown groups. In addition, it is said that there is a magnetic field deep in the tropical rainforest. There are some problems, and you may encounter some indescribable beings! ”
After the director finished speaking, he also had people issue life and death certificates to the guests.
The director said thiefly, "Everyone signs this life and death certificate. The program team will provide rescue. However, if the incident is urgent and it is really impossible to save, the casualties have nothing to do with the program team. You can carefully consider it. If If you don’t want to sign a life and death certificate, you can quit now
But I want to say another thing, the guests who succeed in this challenge can share the 5 million grand prize, and the guest with the best performance can also receive an additional 5 million bonus! ”
Jiang Nanxi laughed like a villain on the spot, "Jie Jie Jie Jie" and immediately signed the life and death certificate.
And he shouted, "If you die, just do it! Start quickly!"
Others: "..."
The other guests hesitated for a while, and then signed their life and death certificates one after another.
After signing, the director's voice came again.
"Yesterday, we asked everyone to choose a color in the group, and each guest will get an exclusive color flare that represents themselves. If you can't survive in the rainforest, you can immediately launch the flare into the sky, and the program team will send a rescue team over Pick someone up.
But please remember that once the signal flare is fired, it means giving up the challenge and leaving the rainforest. Please use it with caution! ”
The director asked the staff to send exclusive flares to the guests, and then looked at Hou Xiao.
"Before the challenge begins, let us welcome this issue's flying guest, Teacher Hou Xiao. Teacher Hou Xiao is not only a well-known interpretation staff, but also likes outdoor sports and has many outdoor camping experiences, so this challenge is hosted by Hou Xiao The teacher serves as the team leader.
Traveling through the tropical rainforest is very dangerous, and Teacher Hou Xiao has made a lot of preparations for it. In order to avoid accidents in the rainforest and encounter situations where timely rescue is impossible, it is best for all guests to follow the arrangements of Teacher Hou Xiao and not to act without authorization. ”
After the director explained the challenge rules, he snapped his fingers, and then announced that the challenge had officially begun.
The challenge of traveling through the tropical rainforest started in a B&B. The guests had to stay one night in the B&B and then purchase some necessary equipment for outdoor hiking in a nearby town.
As the team leader, Hou Xiao asked everyone to purchase things needed for survival after filming started.
But when everyone came back after buying things as required, Hou Xiao started to find fault.
He first said that the color of the jacket Liu Qingyan bought was not good-looking, that it was not a well-known brand, and that the quality was not guaranteed. Then he said that the compressed biscuits and self-heating rice bought by Jiang Nanxi were too unpalatable.
She also said that the vegetable buns in the self-heating rice are fried with gutter oil, and the rice in the self-heating rice is made from glue mixed with broken rice, so she was asked to buy something convenient, delicious and hygienic.
Shen Lan bought a box of instant noodles, and Hou Xiao said that the sauerkraut in the Laotan pickled cabbage instant noodles he bought was made by stepping on it, and people should never eat this kind of food.
He asked Shen Lan to throw away the instant noodles and buy some fresh noodles, and to find a way to keep the fresh noodles for a few more days.
Shen Lan asked doubtfully, "We are going hiking and there is no refrigerator. How can we store fresh noodles for several days? They will probably go rancid the next day."
Hou Xiao: "There is no refrigerator. If you think of other ways to preserve it, people have come up with the methods. Of course you can't do it if you don't want to."
Shen Lan:? ? ? ?
As soon as Hou Xiao finished speaking, he heard the sound of self-heating rice sizzling and steaming. He turned around and saw Jiang Nanxi showing off the self-heating rice with Cantonese sausage.
Hou Xiao couldn't help but said, "Didn't I tell you not to eat this kind of self-heating rice? The oil and rice used in it are too rubbish and can cause cancer. Don't eat it!"
Jiang Nanxi: "So what, I am a corpse. Didn't you realize that from the first moment you saw me, I had a faint sense of death on my body?"
Hou Xiao:?
(End of chapter)