Chapter 72: I was too busy going to work and forgot to hang myself
Hou Xiao had been giving advice just now, expressing some stupid and unrealistic opinions, but no one refuted him because he was an old man.
When Jiang Nanxi retorted like this, he lost his temper and couldn't help but say, "Why do you talk so young? What's your name?"
Jiang Nanxi: "My surname is Ma, a ox-horse horse, a horse that will return to the west soon. I am still a black sheep. On the surface, I am kind, down-to-earth and hard-working. In fact, from the moment I join your team, I will turn all your successes into success." Nothing.”
Hou Xiao said unhappily, "What do you mean? I, the captain, am not giving my opinion for you, okay? These things are so unhealthy. If you take them to the rainforest and eat them for half a month, you will become useless! You young people People are so lazy that they don’t even want to cook for themselves!”
Jiang Nanxi Gaga showed off her self-heating rice. After finishing a bowl of rice, she also ate corn sausage, crispy noodles, compressed biscuits and nut chocolate.
"Didn't you hear me?"
Hou Xiao's voice came again, a little irritated, "Can you stop eating these junk foods, return the things quickly, and use the money to buy useful food!"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm sorry, I forgot to reply to you, because I have been sent away by work, and I am being resurrected now. You'd better not disturb me.
If you bother me, I may not be able to resurrect, and I will turn into a zombie and bite you to death later. ”
Hou Xiao:? ? ? ?
Hou Xiao glanced at the director angrily and asked what was wrong with this woman. The director pointed to his temple and said that Jiang Nanxi had a brain problem and asked him to be more tolerant and tolerant.
Hou Xiao could only take a deep breath and said to the others, "Return all your junk quickly and buy better things!"
As a result, everyone stood still because they had already bought everything they needed for outdoor survival, and the ones they bought were the best in town.
If you return all these things, what will you buy?
Do you really want to buy some vegetables, some meat, and some fresh noodles, walk in the rainforest for a day, and then go hungry the next day looking at the sour food?
How can an old guy like Hou Xiao know how to survive outdoors? The director must have deliberately chosen him to irritate people!
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood still, not knowing how to solve Hou Xiao's request.
Li Chu looked up at the beams, "My neck feels so itchy."
Song Shixing collapsed on the sofa.
Liu Qingyan held a rope and said, "I was busy working and forgot to hang myself."
[Am I really convinced by this Hou Xiao? Did it explode like this just after it started airing? Wilderness survival without compressed biscuits, self-heating rice, or fresh vegetables to cook by yourself? Is his mind okay? 】
[Who doesn’t know that fresh vegetables are nutritious, but you are not here for vacation, you are here to survive in the wilderness, okay? The main task is to survive in the harsh environment! 】
[Excellently like my Shabi leader, he only makes unreasonable demands without any regard for realistic factors. 】
The atmosphere at the scene was heavy and embarrassing.
Hou Xiao was dissatisfied with those things, but the others felt that what they bought was fine and refused to return it, so everyone stayed in the living room without moving.
Liu Qingyan hung a rope on the beam, and Li Chu immediately put his head in it.
"What are you doing?"
Hou Xiao suddenly became even more dissatisfied.
"I just put forward some useful suggestions. You don't want to solve them. You just want to avoid showing off and pretend to be crazy. The psychology of your generation is too fragile!"
He also pointed at Li Chu and said, "Don't think that you can escape the problem by hanging yourself. Even if you die, you will be a coward in the underworld!"
"Teacher Hou, you are going too far!"
Song Shixing was "rescuing" Li Chu and retorted unbearably, "It was originally your opinion that was unreasonable. We refuted it, but you didn't listen. Everyone was in a bad mood. Why do you still talk like this? How can you have any empathy? None! ”
"Why is it unreasonable? Is it difficult for you to buy some vegetables and some meat, and then bring a pot to cook by yourself? Anyway, I can't eat that junk food." "Then you starve to death!"
Song Shixing said the most vicious words he had ever said since joining the show, then saved Li Chu and continued to lie down on the sofa, not wanting to talk to Hou Xiao anymore.
[Song Shixing is considered a quality second-generation rich man, and he pays great attention to his image in variety shows. It really makes people anxious to make him say such things. 】
[Why did the director make this kind of person the captain? He knows how to survive outdoors, but he speaks so meanly! It is strongly recommended to change a guest to be the captain! 】
When everyone is angry.
Jiang Nanxi burped and stood up and said, "Don't be angry, don't be angry! Being angry is not good for your health, and it will affect our ability to complete the challenge!"
Jiang Nanxi went to turn over a casserole and came out, "We are always annoyed by some people in life. This is normal. Now I have a good annealing recipe to share with everyone.
Add 0.5g of tangerine peel, 3g of pinellia, 0.9g of licorice, and 3g of poria. Add three bowls of water and boil over high heat to make a bowl. ”
Everyone looked at her.
Song Shixing said tiredly, "Oh, I went to so many places to buy things, but the results said that the things I bought were garbage. He had so many opinions, why didn't he buy it himself?
I really need to lower my fire. I’m going to buy Chinese medicine now and drink it together with everyone! ”
Jiang Nanxi: "After you are done, remember to pour it on the other person while it is hot. It will have no effect when it is cold."
Song Shixing:? ? ? ? ?
Hou Xiao:! ! !
There were no medicinal materials in the B&B, so Jiang Nanxi went to cook instant noodles in a casserole.
But what she cooked was the instant noodles she bought herself, not the Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles that Shen Lan said were made by stepping on pickled cabbage.
After cooking the instant noodles, Jiang Nanxi stopped eating and stood next to Hou Xiao with a casserole.
Hou Xiao looked at the steaming casserole and thought of what Jiang Nanxi just said, and his heart skipped a beat.
The director said there was something wrong with this woman's brain, and what she just said proved it. This crazy woman wouldn't really throw hot soup at him, would she?
Seeing that Hou Xiao was quiet and shut up, Jiang Nanxi took the chopsticks and started making instant noodles.
[Hahahahahahahahahaha, wasn’t Hou Xiao very awesome when he pointed out Jiangshan just now? Why don't you dare to speak now? Are you afraid that you will be criticized for being too cheap? 】
[Let me just say it, idiots need to be treated with mental illness, and there is no idiot that Jiang Nanxi cannot cure. 】
After Jiang Nanxi finished eating the instant noodles, Hou Xiao didn't mention buying anything again.
This time.
The program team sent a map, and Hou Xiao coughed a few times and said, "We will leave for the rainforest tomorrow. Let's discuss the route now."
Everyone gathered around the table.
Hou Xiao put the map on the table and said, "Each of you will write a route report for me, explaining the reasons and advantages of taking this route, and also list the problems that may occur on the road and how they need to be solved. It should be written clearly for my reference, and the number of words should not be less than 10,000 words. ”
audience:?
Others:?
Jiang Nanxi rolled up his sleeves, stood up, and jumped onto the table with a bang.
(End of chapter)