Chapter 76 Director, go and cook some dishes for me
Jiang Nanxi: "Director, you'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight. I'll show you how my freshly ground bean paste looks like. See if I've killed them all.
Oh, I mean, please help me see if the beans are all sandy. Haha, if the beans are delicious, then they are bean paste. Bean paste, bean paste, bean paste is my favorite! ”
The director couldn't help but said, "How about you stop chopping firewood? You and Li Chu go to eat something good, and then go to the lounge to rest and calm down."
"I won't eat."
Jiang Nanxi took the sharpened wood knife and started chopping firewood. He threw a piece of firewood in the air and chopped it into two halves with a casual swing of the knife.
Her precise knife skills and excellent strength amazed the audience and the director was so scared after watching it.
The director quickly kicked a staff member next to him, "What are you doing standing still? Didn't you see Teacher Jiang working? Hurry up and help!"
"Okay, okay!"
The staff nearby were also startled by Jiang Nanxi's behavior. They were afraid that she would do something extreme if she was emotionally unstable, so they hurried over to help her chop wood.
As a result, as soon as a staff member ran over, he was pushed away by Jiang Nanxi.
"Get away! I've already said that I like to go to work and chop firewood the most. Why are you trying to fight with me? Don't fight with me!"
director:!
Staff:!
Real or fake? Didn’t you say in the last episode that people don’t have dreams? What’s the difference between being carefree and carefree? Just now I heard you muttering, "I go to work every day and return to the West sooner or later"! Can you like to go to work and work in this state of mind?
Are you planning to finish the last shot and then kill us all? !
Celebrities love to go to work and work, which is touching, but Jiang Nanxi loves to go to work and work, which only makes people feel scary!
really.
The next second.
They saw Jiang Nanxi chopping firewood neatly while letting out an evil villain's low laugh of "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie", "Xiao Shaoban, I will kill you. I will show you Dad's big breakdown. Dad is working so hard." , why did you only leave me such a small amount of money?
Um? Tell me quickly, am I better or are the other guests better? Xiaoshao class, they are like me every night, how long has it been? Say it! ”
Liu Qingyan:?
Others:?
Director: Σ(дlll)!
No, can this episode be broadcast? Oh no, this is not the point. The point should be that Jiang Nanxi is really crazy like this, right? Is he about to die?
[It’s over, it’s over, Jiang Nanxi is completely crazy! 】
[Is she at work? Why do I think she treated firewood like a human head and chopped it off? Her expression is so ferocious! 】
[Director, are you sweating profusely? 】
[The potato chips given to me by Yan Shen scared me off, haha. 】
The director quickly winked at the staff around him, and then everyone rushed over and snatched the woodcutter from Jiang Nanxi's hand.
Not only that, the staff also chopped all the firewood one by one, so fast that the wood chopping knife was smoking, and not even the last piece of firewood was left for Jiang Nanxi.
The director hugged one of Jiang Nanxi's arms forcefully and dragged her to the lounge.
"Teacher Jiang, you should take a rest, chopping firewood is not suitable for a person like you. I was just joking at the time, haha, people like you are better suited to enjoy happiness."
Jiang Nanxi sat on the chair with her legs crossed, pointed at the director and said, "You, go and cook some vegetables for me."
On the other side of the lounge, Hou Xiao sat there and looked at them. Jiang Nanxi pointed at him and said, "Go and buy me two bottles of good wine."
The director frowned and said coldly, "Jiang Nanxi, I didn't let you work any more and let you rest. This is enough to give you face. Don't give me face..."
Jiang Nanxi stood up on the spot, "I am full of energy, and I don't want to rest. I won't rest. Where is my knife? Give me my knife back. I will continue to sharpen it."
Director: "Should I avoid onions, garlic, or coriander? Are there any taboos?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I want them all, no taboos, buy me two more roast ducks."
Director: "It's so cute."
[Hahahahahahahaha I’m fucking laughing so hard. Director, you are flexible and flexible! 】【Director: So Du~】
[Director, tell the truth, have you been admitted to the palace staff? Look at your dog legs! 】
[With such a lunatic in the team, who wouldn’t be afraid? I don’t understand why this new show invites this lunatic Jiang Nanxi! 】
[Although Jiang Nanxi is a little crazy, she is really brave when faced with danger. It was thanks to her that she saved everyone's lives in the last episode! 】
[When there is danger, Jiang Nanxi is the guarantee of safety; when there is no danger, Jiang Nanxi is the greatest danger! 】
The director hurriedly went to the kitchen to stir-fry. He started stir-frying all four stoves at the same time and asked the staff to buy two roast ducks.
Hou Xiao saw the director busy in the kitchen with ringing bells and no response. He couldn't help but glance at Jiang Nanxi in shock.
What did she do?
Why did the director suddenly fall in love with cooking?
He looked at Jiang Nanxi, and Jiang Nanxi also looked at him, "Why don't you buy wine?"
Hou Xiao frowned and said, "I'm going to hike in the rainforest tomorrow. I can't drink tonight. What if everyone is drunk and can't get up tomorrow?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Your reason cannot convince me. You have to tell me, what is the underlying logic behind your request? Where is the top concept? What is the final value delivered?
After doing what you said, what was the highlight? How to ensure that after doing this, you will be more outstanding than others? What are the advantages? ”
Hou Xiao:?
Jiang Nanxi: "What's your expression? Are you shocked and confused? Aren't these the basis of work, haven't you ever thought about it? Now I tell you, the person in front of you is the Ninth Five-Year Master, you'd better think about it Please convince me with these questions, otherwise I won’t be able to agree casually.”
Hou Xiao:?
[Hahahahaha, rebel against Tiangang! 】
[Jiang Nanxi, you can be a leader! 】
[She is not a leader, she is an emperor! I'm so envious of Jiang Nanxi's mental state. When something happens, he never bothers internally, but madly consumes others externally! 】
[Jiang Nanxi, publish a book for me! I want to write down all your quotes and recite them over and over again! 】
Hou Xiao originally wanted to refute.
Sudden.
Li Chu ran in with a "hey" like a gorilla, which frightened Hou Xiao so much that his expression suddenly changed, and he ran out quickly as if he was suddenly stressed.
Later, the program team sent a camera to follow Hou Xiao, and found that he had gone to buy two bottles of wine and still lingered outside, not knowing who he was hiding from.
Inside the B&B.
Li Chu said excitedly, "There is no need to cook anymore. The director is cooking. He is frying the spatula and making it smoke. He said that he likes cooking the most. It's great!"
Jiang Nanxi was thinking of a few dishes and wanted Li Chu to tell them to the director, when a panicked scream came from outside the B&B.
"It's dead, it's dead!"
"Another death!"
"Oh my God, the corpse is so scary!"
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu looked at each other, with gossip in their eyes. Then they rushed to the window, lay down by the window and looked at the crowd not far away.
As a Chinese who loves to watch the excitement all his life, he will never miss any gossip around him.
Jiang Nanxi looked at a middle-aged woman on the roadside and asked her curiously, "Auntie, what's going on over there?!"
The aunt spoke excitedly, "There was a widow in the village who was... killed, and the flesh on her body was..."
(End of chapter)