Chapter 75 Almost made Hou Xiao cry
Hou Xiao was driven crazy by her logic. He rubbed his hair frantically and continued to yell at her, "I'm not praising you!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What do you want?"
Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "But I am mentally retarded. I can only write like this, Abba Ababa Abba Ababa."
Hou Xiao: "Aren't you smart? I don't believe you can't write! If you can't write ten thousand words, then write five hundred words to simply express your plans!"
Jiang Nanxi said nothing.
Sudden.
Jiang Nanxi walked around the living room like a gorilla with his hands hanging on his chest. From time to time, he put his hands and feet together on the ground and ran wildly like a gorilla, making a sound of "Abba, Ababa, Ababa" from his mouth.
Hou Xiao:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Fortunately, I evolved into the gorilla state and didn't evolve. Otherwise, I would have to go to work, Wuhu! I am mentally retarded, I am mentally retarded, I am a retarded gorilla, I can only know Aba Aba Aba Aba."
director:?
audience:?
【ah? ? ? Sister, have you forgotten that you are a female star? Why are you getting more and more outrageous! 】
[Doesn’t anyone think what Jiang Nanxi said makes sense? Gorillas and monkeys have not evolved anymore, it must be because they know that they have to go to work if they evolve again! 】
[What kind of animal have you seen that needs to go out for more than eight hours a day to find food and clothing? Yes, there are only humans, so humans might as well not evolve! 】
[The horse rider has broken his defense! I also want to be a monkey or a gorilla, and I don’t want to go to work! Sure enough, the truth of the world is in the hands of mental patients! 】
When everyone at the scene was stunned.
Li Chu quickly raised his hand, "Captain, my file is empty, I am also a mentally retarded gorilla."
Then she followed Jiang Nanxi, imitating Jiang Nanxi to walk like a gorilla, and making the sound "Abba, Ababa, Abba" while hanging her chest.
director:?
audience:?
"You...you..."
Hou Xiao's eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly, watching in shock as these two people ran around him like gorillas.
"Abba, Abba, Abba."
"Wuhu Wuhu, give me a banana."
"Abba, Abba, Abba, if you don't give me a banana, I will ride on my horse and fish for the moon!"
"My monkey steals peaches!"
Two "gorillas" suddenly attacked Hou Xiao crazily and tore his clothes to pieces, making Hou Xiao scream wildly on the spot.
"Ah! What are you doing! Let me go! Don't pull my pants, let me go!"
In the end, if the staff hadn't come to help, the two atavistic "gorillas" would have torn all of Hou Xiao's clothes, leaving him naked to record the show.
"You... how could you do this!"
There was a cry in Hou Xiao's voice, "Director, director! Who are you looking for! Why are you looking for people with mental problems to participate in the show!"
The director was sweating profusely. He didn't expect Jiang Nanxi to be even more outrageous than the previous episode!
The director quickly smoothed things over and said, "Teacher Hou, go take a rest and let these young people designate their own routes for hiking in the rainforest.
When the time comes to enter the rainforest, you follow them first, and if they do something wrong, you give them your opinion. ”
When Hou Xiao saw that the camera was still filming, he was afraid that he would lose control of his emotions and cry, so he quickly followed the director to the lounge to rest.
Seeing Hou Xiao leaving like this, the audience immediately became happy.
[Hahahahahahaha, I laughed so hard. It was the first time I saw Hou Xiao break down on a show and almost cried! 】
[When Hou Xiao participated in variety shows before, he used his status as a senior to embarrass others and always made some very daddy remarks. He once made a female guest cry. Unexpectedly, Jiang Nanxi, a lunatic, directly taught him Be a human being hahaha! 】【Lao Deng, do you want to mess with me again? Try it! 】
Hou Xiao went to the lounge to rest. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu finally became normal, but they were directly scolded by the director for their behavior just now.
I only saw the inside of the living room.
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu stood in a row. Jiang Nanxi looked up at the ceiling, while Li Chu lowered his head and picked his fingers. The director spat in front of them and scolded them for half an hour.
Director: "Do you two still know that you are celebrities? Mr. Hou is a senior. Do you treat your seniors like this? Ah! You are going back to your ancestors to be gorillas, so what are you still doing here? What else will I send you? Salary, what salary does a gorilla want? ”
The director pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You, don't pretend not to hear here, go chop wood and make a fire. Later, you and Li Chu will cook together, treat Teacher Hou to eat, and apologize to him!"
At this moment, Liu Qingyan wandered over to watch the fun.
Jiang Nanxi quickly struck out, snatched the potato chip from his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and finished it, then looked at the director while wiggling his fingers, "I don't understand, Smecta."
director:?
Liu Qingyan was stunned, "I've eaten it before."
Jiang Nanxi: "Damn it, you didn't tell me earlier! It's over, I'm going to be infected with rabies, vomit~!"
Liu Qingyan:? Who are you calling a dog? !
director:? Do you two still have the nerve to flirt? !
The director couldn't help shouting, "Jiang Nanxi, if you keep pretending to be stupid, your salary will be halved and you will be disqualified from competing for outstanding performance bonuses!"
Jiang Nanxi: "..."
You are cruel! giao!
Jiang Nanxi went out to chop firewood with a look of resentment, but the director's voice came again, "Chop all the firewood in the yard. When you're done, come back and cook to apologize to Teacher Hou. If you can't finish chopping, your salary will be deducted."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the firewood piled as high as the courtyard wall in the yard, and his expression became even more resentful.
Liu Qingyan came over and said, "There are so many. It would take a normal man four or five hours to chop them all. Do you want me to help you?"
"No need."
Jiang Nanxi laughed suddenly, and then pulled out the woodcutter next to him, "Isn't it just about chopping people? I like chopping people the most... Oh no, chopping wood hahahahaha!"
Jiang Nanxi walked around for a while, found a whetstone, and then stared straight in the direction of the director while sharpening the knife.
"When I sharpen the knife, I will start to chop people... Oh no, chopi haha, I will kill you all. None of you will survive tonight, I will kill you!"
The director turned his head sharply and looked over.
The new potato chips in Liu Qingyan's hand fell to the ground, "Teacher Jiang, what did you say?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Haha, I said I'll make your bean paste, oh no, I mean, I want to eat the bean paste, I'm just grinding the bean paste, I'll kill you! I'll kill you all!
Why are you looking at me like this, I just want to grind the bean paste, I mean I want to eat the bean paste hahahaha. ”
Liu Qingyan looked at her worriedly, "Teacher Jiang, are you okay? It would be better for you to take a rest."
Jiang Nanxi continued sharpening the knife, "I'm fine. I'm very fine. What can happen to me? I like chopping firewood and going to work the most. It doesn't matter if you don't give me money. The worst is that I'll lose the bean paste. Oh no, just give me some bean paste. That’s it.”
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Director: "..."
Seeing Jiang Nanxi staring straight at him, the director swallowed nervously, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Her expression was so terrifying. She wouldn't come to his room with a woodcutter at night and hack him to death, right?
Just when the director was frightened, Jiang Nanxi's devilish whisper came again.
(End of chapter)