Chapter 81 Are you recruiting a CEO? I have a wealth of professional knowledge
The audience was shocked.
[Wait, what are you showing him? I've been complaining about your relationship with Yan Shen for so long. Jiang Nanxi, please don't tell me now that you are a man! 】
[Jiang Nanxi, your actions are really scary. Calm down! 】
【? ? ? Between becoming beautiful and becoming cute, you chose mutation or perversion, right? 】
Not to mention that the audience was shocked, Liu Qingyan's eyes widened at the scene, especially when he saw Jiang Nanxi pressing her hands on her jeans.
At this time, the man walked towards Jiang Nanxi with a puzzled expression.
"Teacher Jiang, don't be impulsive!"
Liu Qingyan hugged Jiang Nanxi's waist and tried to drag her away, "Let's get out of here first!"
Jiang Nanxi pushed him away violently.
"Go away, don't hinder my display, I will scare you two to death if I take it out."
"..."
Just when Liu Qingyan looked desperate, the man lifted up his pants and came to them, "I haven't seen a transvestite yet, show me."
result.
Jiang Nanxi took out a water gun from his pocket and pressed it against the man's forehead.
"Haha, you can't believe it, it's actually a gun! I give you three seconds to kneel down and beg for mercy, or I won't be polite!"
At this time, not only Liu Qingyan and the audience were silent, but the man also fell silent when he saw the water gun.
There was no panic on the man's face, and he even said calmly, "You look like a toy water gun? What can I do?"
"Who said this is a toy water gun? This is a magic weapon I modified. It can fight ghosts and people."
"..."
The man stared at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression for a while, "You are such a pretty little girl, but you have something wrong with your brain."
As he spoke, his eyes became more sinister, "You have a brain problem and you like to hook up with others. If you enter a man's room in the middle of the night, you women are just as unruly as that bitch. I'll send you on your way! All of you women All deserve to die!”
Suddenly, a hint of murderous intent flashed across the man's face, he took out his bone-cutting knife and stabbed Jiang Nanxi.
The audience and director were shocked.
[Holy shit, he stabs you whenever he disagrees with you. This man is not only a pervert, he’s also a murderer! 】
[Based on what he said, could he be the serial murderer? Run quickly! 】
At the critical moment, the man's wrist was suddenly held by a big hand with distinct joints.
Liu Qingyan's eyebrows were cold, and there was a burst of force in his hands. The man's face turned pale in pain, and there was a cracking sound from his wrist.
Bang.
Liu Qingyan snatched his bone-cutting knife, and then kicked the man hard, sending him flying two meters away.
The man's body hit a tree not far away and fell down again.
He felt that his entire internal organs were displaced, and there was a smell of blood in his throat.
The man looked at the noble and handsome man in horror. He didn't expect that this guy, who was so gentle and graceful, was so strong and could easily kick him away!
He thought this guy was just a pretty boy and was nothing to be afraid of. He even planned to kill the woman and then deal with the man as well!
"You...you..."
The man looked at Liu Qingyan fearfully, got up with difficulty, and quickly got into the bushes to escape.
A hissing sound.
Jiang Nanxi pressed the water gun, and a burst of golden water erupted from the water gun, illuminating the dim woods. "Ah!"
The man let out a shrill scream, and the audience saw through the camera that he was running away and fell to the ground in a daze, with blood still spreading on the ground.
Jiang Nanxi ran over and pulled the man out of the bushes, and the audience discovered a bloody hole on the man's back.
The golden water column penetrated the man's body and almost hit the man's heart.
Now there was blood flowing out of the blood hole. The man fell to the ground and screamed, unable to run away at all.
【? ? ? No, is this water gun so powerful? Is this still a toy? 】
[I thought Jiang Nanxi, the clown, was starting to perform abstractly again, but it turned out that the clown was me! 】
Jiang Nanxi called the police.
Not long after, the police came and it was confirmed that he was indeed the serial murderer they had been looking for.
This guy escaped from other places, killed several women, and also knew some anti-reconnaissance techniques, so the police never caught him.
The ostrich barbecue sold in the village recently was also made by this guy.
This guy is not only a murderer, he also has some mental problems. Every time he kills someone, he will cut off the body of the deceased and eat it himself, and the rest will be made into barbecue and sold to others.
Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan went to the police station to cooperate with the police investigation. When leaving, Jiang Nanxi also received a small banner.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the small banner with disappointment, "I thought there would be a bonus for calling the police this time, but I didn't expect there was only one small banner."
Liu Qingyan glanced at her and said, "Even if there is a bonus, it's not much money."
"It must be at least hundreds of thousands or less than tens of thousands, right? Isn't that a lot of money?"
The two came back together in the police car. Hou Xiao was also in the car, looking at the small banner in Jiang Nanxi's hand with a complicated expression.
This woman is so crazy, how can she tell at a glance that there is something wrong with the barbecue and still help the police catch a serial murderer who has been on the run for a long time?
When they arrived at the door of the B&B, the three of them got out of the car.
Jiang Nanxi noticed Hou Xiao and turned to ask him, "Teacher Hou, from the look on your face, I'm afraid there has been a bloody disaster recently, and it must be related to the ostrich meat you bought. Have you thought about it? Give me two million, I can do it Help you resolve this disaster.”
Hou Xiao frowned and said, "Xiao Jiang, if you can help the police catch the murderer, it shows that you are still capable. You can't be a star in a variety show, or quit the industry to work in the criminal investigation industry. You have to be able to deceive people." What’s the money for?”
Hou Xiao also patted Jiang Nanxi on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Jiang, you must have pursuits and ideals as a person, and don't follow these crooked ways."
Jiang Nanxi: "My ideal is not to go to work."
Hou Xiao's expression paused and he couldn't help but said, "What kind of ideal is this? I've already said that you should have pursuits in life, so how can you not go to work? If you listen to me, don't make trouble for me on variety shows. Wait until this episode To wrap up, I can introduce you to some good resources.”
Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up and she looked at Hou Xiao expectantly, "Really?"
"Of course, the premise is that you respect me as the captain, listen to my arrangements, and stop saying such nonsense to defraud other people of their money."
"Then can you introduce me to the job of a domineering CEO? The kind worth hundreds of millions."
"...?"
"Teacher Hou, don't you think my personality is very suitable for being a boss? First of all, I have headaches and stomach problems. When I have a headache, I have a bad temper and want to hit people. It still hurts when I hit people.
Secondly, I have a strong possessiveness. I always want to take other people's money as my own. I also have certain psychological barriers. I had a miserable childhood, emotional instability, and often make troubles for no apparent reason. There are people around me who can act like Friends of doctors, lawyers, housekeepers. ”
"...?"
"The most important thing is that I have read dozens of novels about a domineering president falling in love with me. I have a certain understanding of the domineering president's career. I am proficient in all the domineering president's quotes and have a rich reserve of professional knowledge."
"...?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at Hou Xiao sincerely, "Teacher Hou, do you have such a resource that you can introduce to me?
I promise that I will be able to get started as soon as I join the job and quickly adapt to the high-class life of luxury cars and luxury houses. ”