Chapter 82 I’ve been a villain for so long, why haven’t I succeeded yet?
Jiang Nanxi's words immediately silenced Hou Xiao, who was still looking at her with a shocked expression, as if he were an alien.
After a long time, Hou Xiao finally managed to say, "Reality is not a novel. Have you read too many such novels and your brain is broken?"
Jiang Nanxi: "There is no overbearing president in reality? Then the president can do it. Give me a referral. I can be overbearing or not."
Hou Xiao:? ? ?
Hou Xiao stood there, rubbing his hair irritably and looking at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief.
No, how dare she?
[Hahahahahahahaha, Old Man Hou’s expression made me laugh to death. It seems that to deal with such a fatherly middle-aged man, you have to learn to talk nonsense! 】
【Learned! Next time a relative at home wants to recommend a job to me, I will say the same thing! 】
[I was diagnosed as a domineering president after watching a variety show today. I agree with what Jiang Nanxi said. Moreover, I have read hundreds of professional books. I suggested that Teacher Hou also recommend a position to me. 】
[I want it too, I want it too, nothing else, I just want to adapt to the high-class life of luxury houses and cars as soon as possible! 】
Seeing that he stopped talking, Jiang Nanxi asked again, "Teacher Hou, don't you have any suitable resources there? Then why do you want to introduce them to me?"
"Okay, stop talking!"
Hou Xiao said angrily, "With your ideas and thinking, it is useless for me to introduce resources to you. You will be sent to a mental hospital sooner or later!"
Jiang Nanxi was puzzled, "Obviously it was you who said you wanted to introduce me first, but I just raised my own needs. When you introduce people to work, can you ignore other people's needs?
What if I want to be the president and you introduce me to a cleaning job? How inappropriate is that? ”
Hou Xiao: "..."
Hou Xiao covered his ears on the spot and trotted into the B&B, instantly losing all desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi also chased after him and asked, "Teacher Hou, are you really not asking me to exorcise evil spirits? Two million is already very cheap.
As long as you spend two million, you can sleep well at night, without nightmares, without being pressed into bed by ghosts, without hearing strange noises, and without worrying about your own life. You really don’t want to find me. ? ”
Hou Xiao snorted coldly and said, "I have good sleep quality, I don't need your help! You can't even try to defraud me of my money! Only fools will fall for your clumsy fraud method! You deceive people to spend money to ward off evil spirits, and you also It’s better to trick people into buying health care products!”
Jiang Nanxi: “Okay, okay, when you get old, I will trick you into buying health care products.
Then you really don’t want me to help you exorcise evil spirits now? I'm not lying, I'm a good person for the time being. ”
Hou Xiao was speechless.
"I'm just kidding, I'm not giving you any advice. How can you just follow the rules!
These ideas of yours are all wrong. I really don’t understand why the program team hired such a despicable person like you! ”
Jiang Nanxi's expression paused and she thought seriously for a while, "What you said makes sense, I am a villain. But I have been a villain for so long, why haven't I succeeded yet? Don't they all say that villains succeed?"
Hou Xiao:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
[Hahahaha, I feel like Old Man Hou is going to be driven crazy by Jiang Nanxi’s logic. This old man was driven crazy by Jiang Nanxi last time, why hasn’t he learned a lesson! 】
[Jiang Nanxi: When the world kisses me, I stick out my tongue; when the world gives me the middle finger, I sit on it; when the world scolds me, I feel happy; when reality slaps me, I say I want more, dad! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 】
At this moment, Hou Xiao not only lost the desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi, but also didn't want to see her anymore, and hurriedly ran back to the room upstairs.
Jiang Nanxi still stood there, looking sadly at the direction Hou Xiao ran away, "I think about him so much and fully accept all his criticisms. Why does he still not trust me?"
Liu Qingyan came over, patted her on the head and said, "Let's go back to sleep." Jiang Nanxi followed Liu Qingyan upstairs, and then the two of them entered his room together, frightening all Liu Qingyan's fans until their pupils trembled.
[No, you invited her with you? 】
[Ah ah ah, Yan Shen, what are you doing? How can you invite girls to the room casually! 】
【? ? ? ? Why do you two go to the same room so naturally? What is your relationship? 】
But after a while, Jiang Nanxi came out again, dragging a sleeping bag in his hand.
After Jiang Nanxi came out, she kept squatting at the door of Hou Xiao's room, listening to what was going on inside.
The sleeping bag next to her squirmed like a caterpillar, and then Liu Qingyan unzipped the sleeping bag and asked sleepily, "I slept well, why did you drag me out?"
"Didn't you say I can't stay two meters away from you? So I took you out with me."
"But I'm sleeping!"
"You only said I couldn't stay two meters away from you, but you didn't say I couldn't take you with me. As a bodyguard with professional ethics, I must take you with me."
Liu Qingyan tugged at her lips, "If you don't sleep well at night, you may die suddenly if you go hiking in the rainforest the next day. Isn't the employer's life not life?"
With a squeaking sound, Jiang Nanxi suddenly zipped up his sleeping bag, "Don't make any noise, don't disturb me to make money, or I will throw you into the manure pit."
Liu Qingyan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "I know what you are going to say. Don't say it yet. Listen to me. Didn't you just pay me to protect you? But when you made your request, you didn't say you couldn't throw your employer into the pit. Ah.”
Liu Qingyan:? ? ? !
Are you a bodyguard? Don't you feel like a terrorist? !
Before Liu Qingyan could say anything else, Hou Xiao's screams and cries suddenly came from the room.
"Ah! No -! Go away, don't eat my flesh, it hurts! Go away! Go away!"
Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up and she quickly kicked open the door of Hou Xiao's room, "Teacher Hou, I'm here to save you!"
The door opened, and the drone camera followed in. The audience saw Hou Xiao looking horrified, screaming and rolling on the bed.
"Ah! Don't bite me! Go away!"
Hou Xiao's hands were still waving, trying to open something, but there was nothing around him in the camera lens.
However, compared with the light outside, the light in Hou Xiao's room was particularly dim, and the whole room was gloomy.
Jiang Nanxi stepped forward and said, "Teacher Hou, you are trapped in a nightmare, wake up quickly!"
Jiang Nanxi held down Hou Xiao's body, trying to stop Hou Xiao from rolling on the bed, and tried to wake him up, but Hou Xiao kept his eyes closed and kept yelling.
"Rat, there are so many rats, don't bite me, don't bite me again! I didn't eat, I didn't eat your meat, don't bite mine!"
[What mouse? Who is eating meat? 】
[There are no mice in his room. Is he having a nightmare? Is this dream so influential? 】
[Why are the lights in this room so dim? There seemed to be a figure on the other side of the curtain. 】
Many viewers couldn't help but feel chills running down their spines when they saw the situation in Hou Xiao's room.
[Holy shit, that’s not a human figure, it’s definitely not a human being, it seems like... it’s a...]
(End of chapter)