Chapter 6038: Too much fart
Tan was small, and her body was as thin as a handful. She sat on the lid of the water tank with a cane in one hand to hold it steady, and grabbed a handful of fried soybeans with the other hand, biting them loudly. Boom, boom, crunch.
At the age of over sixty, I still have such good teeth, which is really enviable.
Hearing Sun's words, Tan's cheeks moved: "What do you want from me?"
Sun made it clear.
Tan said "Oh" and said nothing.
Yang Huamei put the lid back on the pot and simmered, then turned around and said to Mrs. Sun: "Sister-in-law three, my mother is living well here with me, why do you want to take her back?"
Sun said to Yang Huamei truthfully: "What your third brother means is that it is inconvenient to stay at your house for a long time in the hot weather. Before, you were not in good condition so I didn't have to accompany you. Now you don't have to." It’s over, mother, please come back and live with us. It’s Menglan Festival soon.”
Yang Huamei wanted to say something more, but Mrs. Tan moved her body: “What the couple said makes sense. Go and clean up for me. You’ll be back later.”
“Mom, why are you in such a hurry? I cooked braised pork for noon. Let’s eat before leaving!”
"Mom, don't worry, I just came to say hello to you first. Later I have to go to the old house to tidy up the room for you. Open the windows to let some air out. The third child will come to pick you up in the evening."
"That's alright. I'll go there in the evening and I'll be with my Mei'er again." Ms. Tan said and sat back down again.
The lid of Lao Wang's water tank is not made of wood, but a sieve made of bamboo. There is a handle on the sieve for easy carrying.
"Mistress, you have to sit there wherever you sit. You'll fall into the water tank later!"
Ever since Yang Ruoqing refused Yang Huamei's braised pork, she has focused all her attention. On Tan's body.
The old lady was sitting in a strange position. If she didn't want to do the ponytail, she had to sit on the edge of the water tank. Is this acrobatics?
She farts in the water tank, and all the food and water Lao Wang cooks and drinks smells of her farts.
“You’re just worrying, I can’t fall.”
“Milk, of course I know you can’t fall, but you have to make sure not to fart into the water tank. That bamboo sieve can stop it. I can’t stand the smell of bullshit.”
“You damn fat girl, do you think you are the one who talks so much?”
"Hahaha..."
Although it is impolite to laugh at others' farts, Yang Ruoqing tried her best and couldn't hold it back even though she tried her best.
"You damn fat girl... Huh, Huh Huh Huh..."
I thought it was just a little fart that didn't live up to expectations, but it turned out that it was just a terrible beginning. The main force is behind.
After eating too much fried beans, Tan’s farts roared loudly, like thousands of troops roaring towards her. The blast was so intense that she couldn’t control herself. She tilted her body and held on to her crutches tightly to avoid being hit by her own. The fart was knocked to the ground.
Sun and Yang Huamei were afraid that she would fall, so they went up to help her up, one on the left and the other on the right. Yang Huamei secretly glanced behind Tan, and saw thick smoke billowing straight into the bamboo sieve covering the water tank.
Oh my god, this is a tank of shit, can I still have it? Yang Huamei suddenly felt cold.
“I talk a lot of shit and have a lot of farts, but my tits are still great. This series of farts is so soulful, my granddaughter admires it!”
Yang Ruoqing covered her nose and retreated to the door of the kitchen. , the eyes exposed above the back of the hand have already smiled into a crescent moon.
Tan's face turned red, and she was supported by Yang Huamei and Sun. She was so angry that she couldn't speak.
The gas in my stomach couldn't come out from the hole above, so it could only come out from below. It ended with two more thunders. Because of the excessive force, it also brought out a little bit of shit. Suddenly, the smell of braised pork in the kitchen was mixed. Mixed with a hint of odor.
Mr. Sun has a good temper and even wiped Mr. Tan's face. This moment was a small scene and she didn't even frown.
This is very painful for Yang Huamei.
"Mom, what's wrong with you? Are you having a stomachache?"
"What a fart, I ate too many fried beans and I'm full of bloating."
"Oh my god, why do you eat so many fried beans?" "What? You damn fat girl is laughing at me. Now you even despise me?"
"Mom , I didn't mean that..."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't mean anything, I'm just worried about your stomach."
"Hmph, people are so pitiful when they get older. Even if they fart more than once, they will be looked down upon. I will go back to my old house right away. I won't be an eyesore here."
Tan walked towards the door of the kitchen angrily. Ben, Sun and Yang Huamei supported her and coaxed her non-stop.
"Auntie, the braised pork is going to burn." Yang Ruoqing pointed at the pot that started to emit black smoke and shouted loudly.
Yang Huamei was startled and quickly let go. Tan turned around and opened the lid of the pot to save her braised pork.
Here, Tan became even more angry, stamped his feet and rushed out of the kitchen.
When passing by Yang Ruoqing, her footsteps not only stopped but also increased speed, but the road was not towards the courtyard door, but towards the main room.
The old lady was deliberately saying harsh words to cover up her embarrassment.
Yang Ruoqing did not expose it again.
Ms. Sun helped Ms. Tan walk towards the main room, turning around and telling Yang Ruoqing: "Just wait for me there, don't come over."
Yang Ruoqing nodded.
Mrs. Tan wants to change her pants, and the person she least wants to see right now is Yang Ruoqing, because in front of Yang Ruoqing, she always feels deflated, her aura is suppressed everywhere, and she feels unhappy.
In the kitchen, Yang Huamei breathed a sigh of relief and quickly put the braised pork and potatoes into a bowl.
If it were any later, the meat would have been burned beyond recognition. I really couldn’t bear to offend that pig.
"Qing'er, luckily you reminded me, otherwise I wouldn't have had a good meal this afternoon, and I would have wasted the money for weighing the meat." Yang Huamei put the dishes away and turned around with a sincere face. grateful.
Without Tan here, Yang Ruoqing also put away her previous cheerful demeanor.
"Auntie, is this a special day?" she asked, pointing to the bowl of braised pork.
Yang Huamei was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Today is your uncle Shuanzi's birthday."
"Oh!" Yang Ruoqing suddenly realized.
“I didn’t prepare any gifts, so I can only verbally wish my uncle good health and a long life.”
For a birthday gift, I’m afraid there is nothing better than extending his life. More practical, right?
Sure enough, Yang Huamei smiled and said with emotion, "You are a blessing, and with the good words from your mouth, I also hope that your uncle can live for a few more years."
"Aunt, you are better than before. There has been a slight change."
Yang Ruoqing pinched her two fingers and gestured with a smile.
"Oh? What change? Is it a change for the better or for the worse?"
Yang Ruoqing thought for a moment, "How should I say it? In the past, Shuanzi You must be reluctant to weigh the meat on your uncle's birthday. Even if you weigh the meat, it may not be on the day of his birthday. It will only happen when Big Bai and Xiao Hei are at home and everyone eats together."
"I have never seen you adults eating meat at home. You used to be too harsh on yourself and thought about the children. Now, you have a little more of yourself in your eyes, so this change should be considered It’s a good thing, aunt, what do you think?”
(End of this chapter)