Chapter 302 Chapter 302: Beggar [asking for monthly ticket]
“Ji Shou, do you think this idea will work?”
Kang Shi nodded and replied, “Of course it will work.”
Although this inspiration is just a temporary idea of the Lord, it is indeed feasible. Whether it is holding a market, holding a lantern festival, or holding a "sports meeting" as the Lord calls it, the essence is to invigorate the lively atmosphere and boost people's livelihood and economy.
The lord's idea is novel and has these elements, so it can be adopted naturally, and other links can be discussed later.
But——
From this we can see that the Lord is very playful.
Kang Shi couldn't help but smile slightly when he thought about this.
“Then what game do you think is fun and good-looking?” Shen Tang really didn’t understand the entertainment sports in this world, and murmured to himself, “It must have a very intense confrontation process, and it’s best to Before the outcome of the victory or defeat came out, people watched Even ordinary people can’t guess it! By the way, the most important thing is that you are not allowed to use martial energy or literary energy, and only rely on your physical body to fight..."
Otherwise, there will be no suspense about the outcome, and it will easily cause a big disaster. The scope is destroyed, the situation is out of control, and the audience is accidentally injured.
Kang Shi thought for a while: "Such as throwing pots and archery, polo and Cuju, Shuanglu Liubo, shooting money and fighting with hundreds of herbs?"
Shen Tang: "..."
Good guy, Kang Shi He is also good at playing.
It’s just that many of what he said are loved by literati and children of aristocratic families. Generally speaking, they are not down to earth!
For ordinary people who don’t understand, it doesn’t look very interesting. What Shen Tang needs is competition, collision, confrontation, and excitement, an atmosphere that makes the people on the field want to shout, roar, and even throw bricks into the field to fight!
Shen Tang murmured: "Except for the archery, polo and Cuju, the other things you mentioned are not as good as throwing handkerchiefs to stir up the atmosphere. For the common people, if you let them watch two groups of people having a fight, it is better than watching a few people throwing pots and shooting caps. It's fun..."
Kang Shi carefully thought about his lord's meaning.
He doesn’t understand, aren’t these fun?
Kang Shi thought it was okay.
Shen Tang asked back: "Do you really think those are fun?"
Kang Shi: "..."
Shen Tang's original intention was to say that these games are not fun, but Kang Shi thought of gambling-like games like Shuanglu Liubo and his poor gaming experience, and his face became a little sad. Something is not good. It was like a knife piercing his heart, making him "blood dripping".
The game is a good game...
It’s just that his way of being a scribe is too bad.
The gaming experience is extremely bad.
Hey, it’s still fun to compete with all kinds of beauties.
Winning or losing is not important, what is important is to feast your eyes.
“Forget it, let me do it.” Shen Tang was high-spirited and rolled up his sleeves, “I’ll teach you how to play!”
Kang Shi: “… ”
He seemed to be able to predict his cousin Qishan’s stinky face and resentful eyes, and he would have to be scolded at least a few times.
What are you scolding?
Scolding him for misleading people_(:з)∠)_
The two of them walked through the low buildings where poor people gathered, and were about to turn at an alley. At that moment, Shen Tang felt something and turned sideways to avoid it. At the same time, he grabbed an arm of the thin black figure who rushed into her arms with one hand.
The man's other arm is reaching towards his waist.
The target is the jade jewelry worn by Shen Tang.
This thin black figure didn't seem to expect that he would be caught. When he was caught, he struggled quickly and scratched Shen Tang's face and eyes with long nails covered with thick dirt.
Shen Tang subconsciously leaned back to avoid, but did not release the clamp.
Kang Shi grabbed the black shadow's collar with one hand.
As a result, there were two dirty footprints on his chest.
Although this black and thin figure is not tall or burly, the power of kicking is not small. Seeing that he had fallen into the hands of an adult man, a trace of panic flashed across the man's face and he shouted for help at the top of his lungs.
"Help, the kidnapper took off my clothes——"
The man's voice was extremely sharp and harsh.
Kang Shi suffered a close attack and his eardrums were itchy.
“Shut up, what are you shouting about!”
He subconsciously yelled.
As a result, the struggling shadow scratched the back of his arm. The wound quickly broke open and turned red, with drops of blood dripping out. He gasped in pain, suspecting that what he had caught was not a human but a wild and untamable wild cat. When the nearby people heard the commotion, they picked up their things and came over. They surrounded Shen and Tang with wary eyes.
Kang Shi let go and dropped the shadow.
As soon as the black shadow's black and red chapped feet landed on the ground, he burrowed into the crowd of common people, trying to escape in the chaos.
As a result, before he could even take a step forward, he was tripped by something and fell to the ground. Wenqi tied up the little thief tightly.
The words in Black Shadow’s mouth changed again.
"...the Zhang family has come out to harm people again!"
"...the beasts have come out to arrest people again!"
As soon as these words came out, the common people who had just been timid because of their politeness , each of them looked fierce. Before Kang Shi could say anything to explain, Shen Tang saw a skinny old woman holding a full bowl of tiger eggs and splashing it on them.
“Go to hell!”
The old woman looked ferocious.
Shen Tang's quick eyes and hands quickly caught Kang Shi and pushed him back.
As the turbid yellow and fishy liquid spilled to the ground, a strong stench hit his face, and one or two drops splashed onto the corner of Kang Shi's clothes.
After seeing clearly what this was, Kang Shi and the other two turned as dark as if they had splashed ink on an inkstone. His eyes suddenly turned sharp. Kang Shi did not hesitate and drew out the sword from his waist with a swipe.
As Kang Shi's sword was unsheathed, the atmosphere became tense.
No matter how good Shen Tang's temper is, sparks still appear.
Inexplicably, I was targeted by a thief, I saw through the thief's tricks and was framed, and now I'm being attacked by common people with a tiger's paw filled with overnight urine - what's the matter, do you really think that a large number of people can bully a small number of people? When the people who gathered around saw this, they were afraid that they would become the souls of those killed by Kang Shi's sword. One of them was even more angry and threatened: "You two, don't mess around, the county guard will not let you go!" Shen Tang almost laughed angrily when he heard this.
“Really?”
A sharp-eyed person had already sneaked away to bring in reinforcements.
As a result, the reinforcements brought in were the junior officials who had gone ahead. When the junior officials heard that the local snake's "legacy poison" was harming the common people, they immediately tensed up their nerves and ordered a few servants to rush over.
The expected bloody scene did not happen, and there was no trace of a fight or escape. He almost thought that he had been ripped off by the common people.
You must know that the treatment center has issued a high-level wanted order for "legacy poison". From time to time, ordinary people will come to report, but nine times out of ten it is false. Some ordinary people even collude with their family members in order to defraud the reward. Make false accusations. I was severely scolded several times but did not correct myself.
Same trick again this time?
“Where are the people?”
The clerk asked with an unkind expression.
The old woman who made a splash came out.
He raised his hand and pointed in a direction and said: "Over there."
These two thieves are so arrogant!
Don’t you know that the weather in Fugu City has changed?
The little official became suspicious and said to himself, "That's weird."
If "Legacy Poison" had really waited for them to send people over, he would have escaped without a trace. The clerk followed the instructions of the old woman and the common people and saw two stinking faces, even the frown and pursed lips were similar!
The clerk's scalp was numb: "...Shen, Shen..."
Shen Tang said: "Shen, what is Shen?"
Kang Shi saw the clerk coming over, and then he Putting the sword's edge into the scabbard - he was really angry just now and had the intention to kill, but in the end he suppressed his emotions. What did he care about with these common people?
Heyin is a place with poor mountains and rivers, and it is normal for unruly people to be everywhere.
Facing Shen Tang's anger, the clerk did not dare to say anything.
Kang Shi manipulated Wen Qi to throw a stinking thing to him. The clerk subconsciously reached out to catch it. The stench that hit his face almost sent him to see the King of Hell, and his hands were also stained with stinking filth. things. The clerk looked disgusted and wanted to throw the things out.
Finally, I endured it.
Looking carefully, it turned out to be a dirty child.
This child is very fierce, and he is restless in his hands. He opens his mouth and bites when he gets the opportunity, and the little official is almost bitten.
He had seen a lot of these kids.
There are many such babies in Fugu City.
They have no parents. They cheat and steal everywhere in order to make a living. Could it be that they stole it from Shen Jun?
The petty official had this terrible idea in his mind. Looking at the expressions of hatred, disgust, or surprise on the eyes of these common people towards Shen and Jun, the clerk guessed the truth.
“Where can I get this reward?”
There was a middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, dressed in tatters, who squeezed away the others and came forward to rub his hands to ask the clerk. He smiled and showed a mouth of yellow teeth that were yellow, uneven, and badly worn.
If he gets close, the clerk will suffer.
First I was attacked by the fishy smell, and then I was attacked by the man's bad breath. I wanted to faint on the spot and it would be over.
He said angrily: "Reward? What reward?"
The man was dissatisfied with the attitude of the junior official, and his expression was a bit ferocious: "I have done meritorious deeds! How dare you covet my merits? I’ll sue you!”
"Okay, if you have the guts, come and take it!" He turned around and threw the biting beggar to the others, waving his hand, "Take it away!"
Shen Tang didn't want to be called out, so he was a junior official. It was not exposed, and everyone thought that Shen Tang and the two were the "Zhang family villains who took off people's clothes" as Beggar said, and everyone looked at them with contempt. If it weren't for the few petty officials who were there, I would have liked to throw out another pile of shit and urine.
The beggar was very excited.
Spitting and cursing in Shen Tang’s direction.
Hey, not to mention, the vocabulary of curse words is quite rich.
Maybe it's because he's been around the market a lot, and he can spit out any dirty words, and it's even more basic for him to claim to be his parents and ancestors.
The little official was frightened when he heard this.
After leaving, the clerk said cautiously: "Mr. Shen?"
He was quite afraid of Shen Tang.
Although Shen Jun is not tall and young, the scene of killing seven families and their minions on the high platform, with heads arranged neatly, left an indelible psychological shadow in his heart. He was afraid that Shen Tang would also kill those common people in his anger.
Shen Tang said: "Go back."
The clerk cupped his hands and said: "Wei."
The beggar, who was cursing Shen Tang in a fancy way, looked at it and was stunned on the spot. Hearing the curses in his ears, Shen Tang glanced at Beggar indifferently. Beggar met her eyes, shrank his shoulders, and subconsciously took a step back.
Shen Tang sneered: "Are you scared now?"
Beggar opened his mouth but said nothing.
Shen Tang asked the clerk to give the beggar a pair of straw sandals.
The clerk said: "But..."
Shen Tang looked indifferent: "Just give it, I'm not petty enough to argue with a beggar. However, stealing, hurting others and making false accusations are Really, take him back and lock him up for a few days so that he can remember it for a long time.”
This beggar’s feet are extremely dirty. At first glance, I thought they were black and red. Upon closer inspection, I realized that the black color represented filth and the red color represented open frostbite wounds. Different from the overall skinny body, a pair of ankles are particularly bloated and thick.
It makes people lose their temper.
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I’m really pissed off with AKKO’s keyboard. It’s limited to the Year of the Tiger. The letter keys suddenly failed. I said I need to install the driver. After downloading the driver, there was a problem with the wired link. I kept trying. My son told me that there was something wrong with my operation - Damn, is there anything I need to do to plug in a connecting cable? Updating the driver requires a wired connection, but their keyboard does not have a wired connection. If there is a problem, the driver needs to be installed... Where are the matryoshka dolls here? ? ?
Sorry, I was delayed for half an hour because of this nonsense, and the remaining 1,000 words can only be made up tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)