Chapter 303 Chapter 303: Involvement in the workplace [Requesting monthly votes]
Shen Tang returned to the hospital, praying for help, and then came out from nowhere, his eyes switched back and forth between Shen and Tang, looking at his expressions , as if thinking about which pigsty my lord came from, and how could he be so dirty?
Qishan seemed to be heartbroken: "Lord!"
Kang Shi's heart skipped a beat when he heard this voice. He was now afraid of seeing Qishan. Seeing the latter striding over, his eyelids twitched wildly and he hurriedly said: "Yuanliang, it's not what you think."
Shen Tang also subconsciously said: "I didn't ride the pig!"
Shen Tang occasionally thought about that big mountain pig, which was a thief and a thief, so he went back to the pig pen to see it. Every time he whispered that he wanted to kill it, it jumped up very fast. When Shen Tang saw it, he thought of the good things he had experienced with his friend Zhai Le, so he kept it.
I don’t know where Xiaofang went back to her hometown.
Is it safe and smooth along the way?
Others see things and miss others.
Shen Tang misses friends when he meets Zhu Zhu.
Kang Shi: "...Riding, riding a pig???"
Qishan: "..."
Is this a self-inflicted crime? ?
Qishan secretly took a long, deep breath, trying hard to suppress his blood pressure that was about to rise again, and trying to squeeze out a forced smile - he couldn't be angry! Don't be angry! This is the lord he personally selected! This lord is only in his early twenties!
If there are any conflicts, just communicate if you can.
It’s not worth it to make yourself angry.
For a few breaths, Qishan gave himself psychological counseling.
It’s just——
“Ji Shou, what’s the matter with you?”
My lord is dirty, dusty, and smelly. He can force himself to endure it. Wash it and it will be clean again.
But there is no need to be patient with Kang Shi.
He noticed two obvious black footprints in front of Kang Shi's body. There were also red scratches on his arms, backs of hands, and fingers. Some of them were even scabbed. At first glance, they looked like they had been scratched by a wild cat.
But who is Qishan?
He is a senior cat scavenger with extensive experience in raising cats. He can tell at a glance whether a cat scratched something.
Rather than saying that this mark was scratched by a wild cat, it would be better to say that it was scratched by someone. When he thought of some of Kang Shi's peculiar hobbies, Qishan's eyes immediately became very "core-kind".
Kang Shi raised his hand and looked at the wound on the back of his hand and arm. It was okay if he didn't pay attention to it. When he noticed the existence of the wound, he felt a small pain spreading along the wound. He said with an unlucky look: "Don't mention it, I bumped into it on the way. Got a messy thief. He was not well-behaved when he was caught. He was beaten and bitten and scratched..."
"Tiao'er?"
Kang Shi replied: "Of course he was."
< br>You stole from the lord and him and still want to escape?
But when he thought of the miserable appearance of the thief, Kang Shi's anger was extinguished. Survival is not easy, even for an adult with strong limbs, let alone an orphan without a father or mother?
The thief was not very young and had no other means of survival except begging and stealing. Fortunately, this time I met them and other people, and no one even looked at me twice when I was beaten to death in the street.
Kang Shi: "Two more days will improve my memory."
Qi Shan said: "I still have some wound medicine there. You can take it and treat the wound carefully, so as not to leave any dirt behind. ”
Although it is winter and the weather is cold and it is not easy to breed dirt, those thieves who work at the bottom don’t like to clean themselves. They are dirty, sour and smelly. Who knows what their hands have touched, their nails What dirt is hidden inside?
As a shit shoveler, Qi Shan has a good relationship with Su Shang, and he will inevitably be scratched twice during daily interactions (such as giving Su Shang a bath), so he always has medicine that promotes blood circulation and muscle growth.
Kang Shi nodded.
Most of the ruins of the main hall of the government office have been cleared, and the collected letters have been moved to a temporary tent.
Why not put it in another room?
Haha, because most of the other rooms in the institution collapsed and were basically uninhabitable, Shen Tang wanted to scold her after hearing this.
Qi Shan rushed back after hearing the news.
"...Then where will I stay at night?"
Qi Shan said: "I feel wronged that my lord will spend one night in the tent. Shan has sent people to clean up other places and we will move there tomorrow."
The local gangsters were cleared away, and their house was vacated. With a little tidying up, it would be fine as a temporary residence.
Shen Tang: "..."
I had known this——
When attacking those houses, she restrained herself a little. With a grimace on her face, Shen Tang took a bath in the temporary tent and changed into clean clothes. After eating some snacks, I was ready to continue burning the midnight oil.
Hey——
When will she be able to rest and be free?
Looking at the pile of letters that had barely gone down, Shen Tang cupped her chin and was lost in thought. Maybe she knew how to break it into several people. Thinking of this, Shen Tang, who was suddenly possessed by the second disease, put down the pen in his hand and formed a seal with his hands.
“The card has been moved a few times!”
Qi Shan, holding a new pile of bamboo slips in one hand and lifting the tent curtain with the other, said: "...???"
Shen Tang quickly put down his hands.
"Why didn't Yuanliang announce anything when he came in?"
As a painter with the soul of Chuuni burning in her body, she also felt that this scene was so embarrassing that she could dig out three rooms and two living rooms.
Qishan said: "It has been reported."
Shen Tang: "..."
Fortunately, Qi Shan did not ask Shen Tang what that strange gesture was, nor what bird song she was mumbling.
On second thought, it’s normal. The pronunciation is different ten miles away, and the customs are different every hundred miles away. Even if you pray for kindness, you won’t know all the dialects.
But this time the second grade illness gave Shen Tang inspiration.
She grabbed the pen and looked at the profile of Qi Shan, who was not far away with his head lowered while handling the slips, and a bold idea came to her mind.
"Yuanliang."
"The lord said." Qishan is good at multi-tasking. While focusing on the official duties at hand, he also did not forget to respond to Shen Tang, "Shan, listen."
"Yuanliang has A Yanling without an external incarnation?"
Qishan paused slightly.
He didn't speak but looked up at Shen Tang.
Everything is left unsaid.
My lord, which word do you want to harm? ? ?
Shen Tang read the above information from his subtle eyes, and immediately curled his lips and said: "What kind of look is this from Yuanliang? I just feel that these things are too many, relying on so many people, what year and month Can you handle it?"
Qishan said calmly: "If my lord didn't say these things just now, would you mind reading them two more times?"
Shen Tang: "..."
Forced to ask: "Tell me if there is such a spirit of speech!"
Qishan said: "Yes, but it is not easy to learn."
Multitasking is not easy to control.
Furthermore——
Qi Shan also didn’t expect that his lord wanted to learn it so that multiple people could handle the pile of paperwork on hand. This was too luxurious.
Half an hour later.
Kang Shi brought the household registration statistics registered today for Shen Tang to take a look at, opened the curtain of the simple tent, and saw the three lords at once! ! ! The three lords looked up at him at the same time, smiled at him, and waved at the same time.
He also called him at the same time: "Ji Shou is here."
Kang Shi: "..."
It is not correct to say there are three lords. One of them is normal, but the other two are clearly condensed from Wen Qi and should be the incarnation of Wen Qi.
Kang Shi immediately turned his eyes to Qi Shan.
Qishan turned his face away from him and asked.
Kang Shi: "..."
This is the first time he has seen someone willing to spend his "half-hearted" speech and spirit with great literary spirit, summoning the incarnation of literary spirit, just to catch up on government affairs. My lord, you are such a ruthless person!
Seeing that his expression was at a loss for words, Shen Tang asked, "Ji Shou doesn't think this method is very efficient?"
She was still waiting for Kang Shi to praise him.
Kang Shi nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes."
The number of letters piled up in the tent was visible to the naked eye.
"It's good to have it." Shen Tang was a little proud, he was really a little genius, and asked, "Ji Shou never thought about it before?"
Is she really a unique genius? ? ?
Kang Shi's expression was hard to describe: "Any type of literary soul that incarnates literary spirit not only consumes a lot of literary energy but also seriously consumes the mind. Literary scribes are also different from brave warriors. Literary energy recovers slowly, and generally no literary scribes can Do this..."
The martial spirit of a brave warrior turns into a weapon and tires the body, while the literary spirit of a literary scholar turns into a tired brain. Once overused, it will cause a splitting headache. If you just get one salary, there is no need to work three jobs, right? Kangshi expressed his disbelief at this involution.
“There is no need to fight desperately.”
Reject malicious involution in the workplace.
Shen Tang: "..."
The result of extravagant and abusing literary talent in handling government affairs was that Shen Tang almost couldn't get up the next day, as if there were 800 Gongxi Qiu hitting her on the left side of the head with a hammer. Eight hundred Zhai Xiaofang hit her on the right side of her head with a hammer, causing her head to buzz.
Duplicate and redundant memories are fighting in my mind.
She stood upright like a salted fish, motionless.
It took a while to calm down.
"You really have to be careful when using the avatar of literary spirit when working overtime." Shen Tang somewhat understands the fundamental reason why it is not popular among literary scholars to use the avatar of literary spirit for workplace involution. If this thing doesn't have the physique of "Naludo", don't try it easily. .
Shen Tang’s life has been very regular recently.
Open your eyes, get up, get dressed, wash up, eat breakfast, work, eat two pancakes to cushion your stomach when you are hungry, continue working, work until sunrise and then sunset, rest for a while, eat something delicious, and continue Work until the moon reaches the zenith.
Shen Tang deeply doubts that if this life schedule continues, Heyin has not yet been built. She will either have a lumbar disc herniation or suffer from hemorrhoids... Thinking back to that time, she was not like this when the editor urged her to publish. Social beast! ! !
I have been busy for several days, but I don’t know what night it is.
Finally able to take a breath, Shen Tang finally got away from the ocean of work temporarily and stretched out. Not far away, two literary incarnations "Shen Tang" were also beating their shoulders, pinching the bridge of their noses, Relax stiff limbs.
Yes, the embodiment of literary spirit.
Shen Tang found that after using Wenqi Avatar for three or four hours, he only had a headache for a quarter of an hour the next morning, and the headache time gradually shortened as he became more proficient in using it. Shen Tang did not hesitate to start the ultimate involution mode of the workplace lord!
Exchange a quarter of an hour of headache for eight hours of efficiency.
It’s so worth it!
The more you use it, the better it gets!
“Hiss—if you are busy for more than half a month, you will be a little liberated—” Shen Tang did stretching exercises facing the lotus pond.
Although most of the Zhang family's house was destroyed, the remaining part is still exquisite and luxurious. Just talk about the small lotus pond in front of you. It took a lot of manpower to introduce running water from the moat outside the city, and at the bottom of the lotus pond A huge piece of warm jade was placed.
Before the fall of the Zhang family, maids and servants surrounded the lotus pond every day with huge silks and satin, or burned charcoal fires. After generations of improvements, the lotus pond was in full bloom all year round, making it green and moving. You can still smell the refreshing fragrance of lotus at this moment.
"Shen Jun."
It was the familiar little official from that day.
Shen Tang: "Is something wrong?"
The implication is that if you have nothing to do, go to work.
Didn’t you see that she, the county governor, was so curly?
"Shen Jun, what should we do with the beggar caught that day?"
Shen Tang had been so busy these days, day and night, that he was a little slow to perceive time. He couldn't remember how long the little beggar had been imprisoned. He asked: "How many days have you been detained?"
The clerk replied: "Six days."
Shen Tang was surprised when he heard this: "Six days?"
>This is a long time to close.
I guess he had learned enough lessons after a few days, so Shen Tang asked the clerk to let him go, but he would have to be responsible for one more mouth while he was locked up.
The clerk received the order and was about to go down when he was stopped. She said: "Wait a minute - you bring that beggar over."
"Wei."
The clerk took the order. Go down.
Shen Tang continued to work after having enough rest.
The incarnation of Wenqi is still busy. It is not good for her to be lazy as the main body. I was so busy that I lost track of time. I didn't even know when the clerk brought the beggar or how long he waited outside the door.
When she noticed, the sky outside was darker than before.
"Come in."
The clerk bowed and said, "Wei."
After saying that, he winked at the beggar standing behind him.
Beggar followed the clerk inside. Before Shen Tang could say anything, he knelt down on the ground and gave Shen Tang a big salute.
At this moment, the three Shen Tangs all stopped what they were doing.
“Get up, what does it look like to kneel?”
Kneeling is not popular in this era.
Don’t say that she is just a county guard. She does not need to kneel even when she meets the king. She only needs to perform a common ritual. Only when she kneels to worship the gods and Buddhas of heaven and earth can she be eligible to enjoy it. Shen Noumenon Tang stood up and walked around the table, grabbing the thin beggar from the ground with one hand.
The beggar at this time is very different from before.
Not only was he clean and there was no odor on his body, but he also changed into a pair of fully patched but still respectable coarse linen clothes, and wore a pair of clean and warm old shoes on his feet. When Shen Tang saw this, he glanced at the clerk and thought that the clerk asked the beggar to wash up and come back just for the sake of "face".
The look in her eyes was very obvious, and the clerk hurriedly explained.
"This is what Mr. Kang meant."
"Ji Shou?"
The clerk said: "Yes."
On the first night when the beggar was locked up, Kang Shi privately told people to clean up the beggar well. It was said that he was detained, but in fact he was not thrown into a cell. The place had not been tidied up, it was damp, cold, sour and smelly, with drafts from all sides. Rats and insects were crawling all over the floor, and there was dried feces and urine everywhere. A thinly dressed beggar entered, let alone locked up. A few days, a day and a night are enough.
The beggar was locked up in a woodshed.
The accommodation conditions are not very good, but they are not freezing to death.
Shen Tang asked her: "Why are you kneeling to me?"
"Thank you Shen Jun for avenging Xiaomin's family."
The beggar raised his head, revealing a small face with several frostbites and scars. Although he was thin and had sunken cheeks, he could tell that he had a handsome face. If you take good care of her, she will be a little beauty when her facial features bloom.
(⊙﹏⊙)
It’s a girl.
Suddenly remembering that day when the beggar uttered dirty words and his rich vocabulary could really put the generals yelling in front of the battle to shame, Shen Tang's expression became subtle for a moment, emmm... He inexplicably understood Qi Shan and the others. Face yourself with how you feel when you’re jumping up and down.
The beggar said again: "Er Xian was rude and bumped into Mr. Shen that day."
_(:з)∠)_
Because work has started, are there fewer people chasing books?
There are so few subscriptions
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