Chapter 747 "Trafficking" Anti-Fraud The Second Episode
"Serving the Country with Loyalty" was a gift promised to Xiao Sa. During the filming of "Singing China", several men always got together to chat.
What are we talking about?
Of course it is a national event.
From why King Zhou was obsessed with Daji, to what Qin Shihuang had to do to ensure that the Qin Dynasty could be passed down for generations, to how to help Zhuge Liang in his Northern Expedition.
There is history and unofficial history.
And those famous historical generals are what everyone yearns for.
Whenever these fierce generals are mentioned, Zhao Lei starts to sneer.
He was the one who sang about Emperor Taizong of the Han Dynasty and the Overlord of Western Chu, so the topic became "I really want to live another five hundred years."
At this time, Xiao Sa's eyes were full of envy.
He also wanted to sing.
I promised to give him the song "Serve the Country with Loyalty".
Xiao Sa stepped off the stage, rushed towards Xu Nuo impatiently with his sword in hand.
The sword in his hand was still shining with cold light. Xu Nuo was confused. What happened? He smashed it and became angry?
Xu Nuo took two steps back and said, "If you have something to say, please put your sword back first."
Only then did Xiao Sa realize that he was still holding the sword in his hand. He carefully put the sword back into the scabbard, and Xiao Sa gave Xu Nuo a bear hug.
"Thank you."
Xu Nuo waved his hand, "Hey, I'm getting goosebumps. Go change clothes quickly."
Xiao Sa didn't say anything, just patted him hard on the back, saying nothing.
Even if he didn't know the value of this song, he could tell it from everyone's reactions.
Judging from the look in Zhao Lei's eyes that he wanted to eat people, he would start with at least five million.
It would be difficult to repay such a precious song if I promised to sing it to him.
He didn't like to owe favors, but he couldn't refuse "Serve the Country with Loyalty".
The third program of the Spring Festival Gala is a dance "A Thousand Years of Waiting". The story of Xu Xian and White Snake is also well-known to every household, and Xu Nuo put this program on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
The first two programs were too explosive and the audience had to calm down a little.
On the Internet, "Serving the Country with Loyalty" has been circulated.
Wearing armor, Xiaosana looks majestic.
The people are cool, the songs are passionate and enjoyable, and the stage effect is excellent.
All the men, women and children in front of the TV liked this song very much, and a seed was quietly buried in the hearts of young people.
The Internet is full of various clips from "Serving the Country with Loyalty".
The hot search ranked second, second only to "Good Days" and red envelopes.
"The promise is not true to Xiao Sa."
“Writing lyrics, composing music, choreographing, and stage design, we did it all, but the singing was given to Xiao Sa.”
"Sir, you are so righteous."
Netizens were extremely satisfied with this program and gave it the highest praise - not bad.
The best composer and best director, coupled with CCTV's best host, achieved the best effect.
At this time, the ratings also reached their peak.
Although the subsequent shows were not as explosive, they did not lose much of their audience.
Even if they were lost, many people went to Magic City TV.
The ethnic characteristics there are also very good.
Shen Kaiwen sang "Overdone" when he came on, which made everyone laugh.
"Going Too Far" is already a proper patriotic song. When northern Myanmar was annihilating the four major families, this song often appeared.
"I went too far in giving you freedom,
Make you lonelier,
Only then will you fall into an emotional whirlpool. ”
The fraud gang is a group of people who have gone too far. Now China has easily solved this cancer with just a little intervention.
The CCTV Spring Festival Gala continued. Xiao Sa, who had just finished his performance, changed into a suit and returned to the stage. As soon as he walked up, the audience burst into applause and cheers.
Even more applause than many celebrities.
The audience really likes this host who is humorous, can make fun of himself, criticize others, and can even sing.
Xiao Sa couldn't hide his smile, "Thank you, thank you all. Telecommunications fraud against our country has been very rampant in recent years, and countless people have been defrauded of their hard-earned money because of their carelessness. I believe many of you have watched the movie " "Desperate", although many fraud gangs have been eliminated, frauds in life are still difficult to prevent. Next, please enjoy Zhao Tieling, Fan Cheng, and Gao Min's sketch "Selling Kidnappings"! ”
The theme of fraud still needs to be vigorously publicized. The fraud gangs in northern Myanmar have been wiped out, and more than 50,000 people have filled the prisons. However, there are still many fraudsters hiding around the world, and there are still endless scams targeting ordinary people.
So Xu Nuo took out Zhao Benshan's most classic sketch "Selling Kidnapping" to let them see how a shrewd person was "scammed".
"Selling Kidnappers" is a shining pearl in the sketch world, and this work can be called the embodiment of art.
It is full of laughter and provides a profound analysis of how profiteers use emotions to defraud people.
This is the second step of the promised "anti-fraud".
When the show started, Zhao Tieling came out on crutches.
When they saw him like this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
"This is the man who looks like the point of my smile."
"Oh my god, I'm already having fun."
"Exactly like the uncle next door to me."
Gao Min greeted Zhao Tieling: "Big lie~Big lie~"
The audience laughed loudly. The last time he performed without any money, the waiter almost fell asleep due to his deception.
"What are you calling a big liar? I'm betraying this thing today. Can you please don't call me my stage name?"
The audience bared their teeth and laughed, and they even had a stage name.
It's just that this stage name is a bit unserious.
"The child's father." "Hey."
Gao Min, who was wearing a dark red coat, took Zhao Tieling's arm and said with some embarrassment: "If you ask me, don't sell this crutch."
Of course Zhao Tieling was not happy, "Why?"
"The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your stuff?"
Gao Min pointed at the audience in the audience and looked at Zhao Tieling with disgust.
The acting is so similar that the audience has seen this scene before. It is common for an old couple to dislike each other.
But what can I do? After all, she is my wife.
Zhao Tieling was unhappy: "You're talking nonsense. I won't sell it any more. You have to make this crutch and put together the work and materials. You didn't sleep for a whole day and a night. If you don't do it, won't you be compensated?"
The audience also thinks the same way. Whatever you sell can be sold, but if you sell a kid, you really can't sell it.
This situation is wrong. Those who can go out for a walk cannot use a cane, and those who can use a cane cannot go out for a walk at all.
The audience was all interested. They wanted to see how Zhao Tieling defrauded others into buying abductions.
Gao Min had an awkward and awkward smile on his face. It was so embarrassing. "Oh, the streets are full of good legs and feet. Can they be sold!"
Zhao Tieling became proud: "Don't you understand me yet? You still call me a big liar? I can deceive the good ones, I can deceive the weak ones, I can deceive the sharp people, I can deceive the small ones." The couple is living well, and I tricked him into breaking up. Today, I have a pair of good legs and I can trick him into being lame!”
The atmosphere was immediately aroused, and the audience applauded him.
"It has to be Zhao Tieling. These words are all a reflection of basic skills."
"That arrogance is not appropriate for the uncle next door."
"It's a great performance."
Gao Min smiled, waved his hands, and said with a look of disbelief: "I don't believe that someone with a good leg can deceive others into being lame?"
Zhao Tieling straightened his back: "This is my strength."
The sketch began to advance the plot. In the comedy, the audience quickly understood what kind of role Zhao Tieling played, a master of speculation and a person who wanted to take advantage of everything.
"Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today. Let's see my ability to cheat."
"Then you're not lying?"
"If you are willing to take the bait, do you understand? Just shout a few words for me."
The rhythm is perfect and the laughs are constant. While the audience is laughing, they are also wondering how on earth this kid is going to be sold to normal people.
They will never be fooled anyway.
The previous part introduced the background of the characters, and now the most classic part of the sketch finally comes.
"Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout~~~"
Gao Min shouted: "Ah, turn it on, turn it on, turn it off! Turn it on, turn it off! Turn it off!"
The victim, Fan Cheng, strolled out on his bicycle.
Fan Cheng put his leg on the ground, "I said, what are you doing blindly? You know where I'm going and you just let me turn around?"
After being pulled, Gao Min continued to shout: "It's abducted! It's abducted!"
The first trick appeared: shouting to attract attention.
It's not just yelling, it's directly turned into abduction.
Fan Cheng stopped the car. I had to see what was going on.
"Huh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?"
"No, he was kidnapped~~~"
Fan Cheng took two steps closer, feeling full of oppression, "Do you want to be kidnapped?"
Zhao Tieling took half a step back and complained sharply: "What are you looking at? You're kidnapping, kidnapping, I can kidnap and traffic like this, you buy it?"
At this time, Gao Min's classic expression reappeared, and he turned around with a proud look on his face.
The audience laughed and applauded.
Everyone feels uncomfortable when they criticize others, but everyone likes to see this kind of self-blame.
"We are a couple and we are playing here!"
“Hehehe, there’s nothing to play with!”
Fan Cheng had the expression of an old man on the subway: ""These two are selling their wives for fun during the Chinese New Year~~~Oh~~~~ They look quite simple, but their fun is quite perverted. ”
The lines also have to keep pace with the times, so Xu Nuo made some adjustments.
Fan Cheng turned around and left.
"Very serious!" Zhao Tieling concluded like an authority.
He is about to start casting spells. Not to mention Fan Cheng, even the audience below are also curious.
What on earth is this man talking about?
Zhao Tieling was mysterious and started to play hard to get: "You should tell him~~~It's dangerous if you don't tell me about this disease~~~It's okay. I see something wrong. My wife won't let me tell you, so you can't believe it either." , you go, it’s okay~~~hehe~~~it’s okay~~~let’s go~~~”
A wave of tops were pulled down, and Fan Cheng's appetite was whetted.
The audience thought about it and felt that this scene was a bit familiar.
Isn’t that what happens when you’re buying something, “How much does this cost?”
"Two hundred!"
"Fifty!"
"Not for sale."
"If you don't sell it, I'm leaving!"
"The purchase price is more than this amount,~~Hey, come back, I will sell it to you at a loss."
It's just that the sketch is even better, it's just the other way around.
“This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!”
Fan Cheng came back and began his journey of being deceived.
(End of chapter)