Chapter 748 What kind of bicycle do you want
“This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!”
These words made Fan Cheng come back immediately.
Just like the charlatan, "Donor, I see your hall is darkened, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster!"
Everyone has the instinct to "averse losses", regardless of whether they have it or not, this matter must be made clear.
No matter what you say on the street, no one will pay attention to you, but if you say "check the helmet in front!", no one will hesitate.
Fan Cheng began to learn the Tao, the Tao of fear marketing.
He was angry and afraid of death.
Zhao Tieling started to use the same trick as a charlatan, first defrauding customers' trust, and then exposing his purpose.
If he directly told Fan Cheng that he was sick, Fan Cheng would probably turn around and leave.
By using ambiguous words, Fan Cheng's words were conveyed, and a sense of trust was established.
Zhao Tieling put his hands behind his back, looking like an expert, "In the recent period, I don't feel that any part of your body is different from the past. Think about it, think hard, really."
Fan Cheng began to think hard.
The psychological suggestion allowed Fan Cheng to figure out what was wrong.
This person, as he gets older, tends to feel uncomfortable everywhere, frightening himself, and feeling sick even when he is not sick.
Hearing this question, everyone is wondering where they feel uncomfortable. Back pain and neck pain are common problems among modern people.
Fan Cheng assumed the role of the patient, "I didn't notice it, I just felt that my face was getting bigger and bigger?"
The audience is so smiling, that guy with Fan Cheng’s face is so round and big, his face is as big as the other two.
Zhao Tieling looked serious, "It's the necrosis of your peripheral nerves that has aggravated the upper part."
Gao Min snickered behind him, and the audience burst into laughter.
"This is too much nonsense."
"Talent, what kind of mental state does it take to come up with this word!"
"Laughing to death, Zhao Tieling is more serious than the fortune teller on the overpass."
Here comes the most classic part.
"Take two steps! Take two steps! It's okay to take two steps! Let's go!"
Under Zhao Tieling's command, Fan Cheng walked awkwardly.
Many people will make this mistake and not know how to walk under the direction of others.
Fan Cheng has been completely fooled.
But without Zhao Tieling's hint, he walked normally again.
Zhao Tieling clasped his hands behind his back and curled his lips: "Believe it or not, your legs are lifted up with my hands, as high as you can, and then come down as hard as you can, okay? Believe it or not? Your legs are definitely sick. , the right leg is short! Come on, get up!”
Under his command, Fan Cheng began to stamp his feet vigorously, and many spectators were also stamping their feet. They did not believe in evil, so could they tell what was wrong with this?
As a result, a very strange phenomenon occurred across the country. Audiences watching the Spring Festival Gala were learning to stamp their feet.
After Fan Cheng stomped his feet several times, Zhao Tieling asked, "Stop! Are you feeling numb?"
Fan Cheng was stunned, "I feel numb."
Gao Min asked curiously: "Hey, why is he numb?"
"If you stomp, you will be numb!"
The scene erupted into huge cheers and thunderous applause.
The audience laughed until their stomachs ached, and the audience in front of the TV had black question marks on their faces.
"Hey, I really learned it!"
"I strangled him and my legs were numb."
"It's really a big lie."
The confused Fan Cheng was already a little convinced. He wondered why there was something wrong with his leg, but he hadn't discovered it for decades.
"Walk, walk! Don't control it, your legs are 100% sick, don't control it, relax! Go! Go, go, go! Go, go! Go, don't think about it, will you follow me? Just start walking, little by little. Let’s go~~~”
Fan Cheng's legs were originally numb, but he was completely distracted by him.
Gao Min seemed to have seen a new world: "Oh, my good leg has been fooled into lameness!"
The audience is laughing. If your legs are numb, don't you have to be lame?
Fan Cheng had already begun to panic, "Sister, why didn't you notice it earlier?"
"If you hadn't met him earlier, if you had met him, he would have been lame~~"
One tried his best to deceive, the other tried his best to save, and the other tried hard to deliver.
The three people formed an endless cycle.
The audience at the scene laughed so happily that their teeth were exposed, which was completely different from the superficial smiles of previous years.
Each of the three people was full of details. They were talking and demonstrating at the same time, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Gao Min tried his best to persuade, but Fan Cheng didn't appreciate it. He had completely believed in Zhao Tieling, "Hey, sister, please stop messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients about their illness, what are you doing with you? This is~~~”
Yes, Gao Min looked like an old man on the subway. This man had been deceived into becoming lame and could not be cured.
After pulling for a while, Zhao Tieling wanted to give the crutch to Fan Cheng.
"Take the crutch!"
Fan Cheng took the crutch and said, "Brother, I can't ask for this crutch for free, I have to pay for it."
Zhao Tieling held Fan Cheng tightly, put a tall hat on him, and immediately stopped talking.
What's this thing called? pua!
An early classic PUA case, when Fan Cheng was mentioned like this, he started to pay for it.
"Oh, brother, what's that? I only have thirty-two yuan for the two of you." Fan Cheng was very embarrassed.
The most explosive scene is here, high energy warning, this line has become popular
"What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want?" Zhao Tieling scolded Gao Min.
World famous quotes appear.
This classic line from the 2001 Spring Festival Gala is still an Internet buzzword more than 20 years later, and netizens enjoy making fun of it. The applause was so enthusiastic, the audience burst into laughter.
Everyone has already guessed that Fan Cheng’s bicycle must be gone too.
Fan Cheng advised Zhao Tieling, "Brother, don't be angry all the time. I think what my eldest sister said is reasonable. You said with my legs and feet, you basically have to say goodbye to the bicycle, right? I'll give you the bicycle. La, okay?”
The audience laughed loudly.
Gao Min tried to save Fan Cheng, but Fan Cheng got angry, "You're trying to trick me! Why are you doing this? I'm just wondering, how come there is such a big gap in life between a couple who live together?"
Seeing this scene, many people were laughing, cheering, and applauding.
But there is one group that is a little bit unable to laugh. They are the anti-fraud police.
How many times have they found the victim and exposed the scammer's conspiracy, but in the end they failed.
The victim's reaction was exactly the same as that of Fan Cheng on the stage. Not only did he not appreciate it, he also accused them of cheating him.
They are as sincere and sincere as Gao Min, but they are no match for the eloquent talk of liars like Zhao Tieling.
The hardships of the anti-fraud journey are clearly demonstrated in this sketch.
"Brother, take the crutch!" Zhao Tieling solemnly handed the crutch to Fan Cheng and the two shook hands.
“Brother, it’s fate!”
Fan Cheng almost shed tears as he regarded the liar as a relative.
"Isn't it a little too much for you to do this?" Gao Min still couldn't see it.
Zhao Tieling said cheerfully, "What's too much? He still has to thank us."
Before he finished speaking, Fan Cheng, who was on crutches, turned his head and said "Thank you!"
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely lively.
Zhao Tieling pushed on the bicycle and said, "Let's go to another place."
"What else are you going to do?"
"Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bicycle."
The skit ends here.
If we put it aside, it would have ended with Gao Min's advice, and then Fan Chengfan suddenly realized that he had been deceived. Finally, Zhao Tieling's conscience found out, apologized, and made dumplings together.
Sketch can be played like this, because sketches have scripts, but life cannot be played like this, after all, life has no script.
It is impossible for people who have been truly deceived to wake up so easily, and it is impossible to expect real liars to have any conscience.
The audience was very satisfied with the ending.
Everyone knows how to make dumplings, so why go to the Spring Festival Gala? They just want to see something funny, relaxing or touching.
The applause at the scene did not subside for a long time, and the eyes of the anti-fraud policemen were a little red.
The character Gao Min is their true portrayal.
Although you are sincere and sincere, you are not understood. Instead, you are scolded.
This sketch touched their hearts.
As soon as the program ended, the Anti-Fraud Center began to use "Selling Abduction" to promote it.
“Scams are everywhere, don’t be fooled.”
"Who wants to say thank you after being cheated?"
There is still a long way to go to promote anti-fraud, and the old routines have been used a lot, and the effect is getting worse and worse.
Use funny sketches to promote it, at least everyone can listen to it.
At the same time, the golden sentences in "Selling Kidnappings" were integrated and became a hot search topic.
"What kind of bike do you want?"
"Take two steps! Take two steps! It's okay to take two steps!"
"Oops, my good leg was fooled into lameness!"
"He has a big head and a thick neck. He is not a rich man but a cook."
"You said people with legs and feet like mine basically say goodbye to bicycles."
"How come there is such a big gap in life between a couple who live together?"
"What a fate!"
Netizens found these sentences not only funny, but also very expandable.
For example, "If you are not sick, take two steps" can be used to ridicule people who are looking for trouble.
Another example is "What kind of bicycle do you want!" It's an all-purpose saying, and it's absolutely useful for criticizing people.
A skit gave birth to many golden sentences, which quickly spread on the Internet.
How influential is the Spring Festival Gala? It is enough to make people famous overnight.
Backstage, Yu Tianlei looked at the ratings data and took a sip of tea happily.
"Calm down, aren't these ratings normal?"
The ratings have been soaring. The sketch, which lasts for more than ten minutes, is full of laughter, and Yu Tianlei is enjoying it.
There was a tablet next to him for watching the live broadcast. The barrage in the live broadcast room flooded the entire screen, and the dense barrage made it almost impossible to see the stage clearly.
Most people would adjust the range of the barrage to a small size so as not to affect their TV viewing, but Yu Tianlei didn't. What he wanted to watch was the barrage.
He can tell whether the show is popular or not from the barrage. The more barrages there are, the more excited Yu Tianlei becomes.
He casually changed the live broadcast room of other satellite TV stations. At this time, almost all stations were broadcasting sketches.
It doesn’t work in Northeast China, nor does South Henan, Capital TV doesn’t work, Toilet TV doesn’t work, so only Magic City TV is okay.
But overall, these sketches have become more funny.
At least in terms of review, the whole family is no longer required to make dumplings, which gives everyone a lot of room to play.
But this sign is just the beginning, and there is still a long way to go for sketches.
After the skit, the person who came up caused everyone to exclaim.
(End of chapter)