"Mr. Shui's class will definitely cost over 10,000 yuan!"
"What a boss! He hides everything!"
For a moment, the public screen was very lively.
Popularity is also soaring.
It rose to 150,000 in a few minutes.
Lin Feng gave Yu Huanshui a thumbs up.
Awesome!
Yu Huanshui scratched his head and smiled.
The Maishang girl said anxiously: "Everyone, please wait, don't be anxious, I have one last question to ask."
Yu Huanshui nodded: "Sister, just ask."
Girl: "Mr. Shui, I understand what you said before. I'm enlightened. It's exactly what you said. I'm the fool."
Yu Huanshui waved his hand and said: "It's okay, sister, it's all the same. It's the first time to be a manager. You can change it in the future and grow slowly."
Girl: "Well, thank you Mr. Shui. My second question is that I'm so anxious now because it's only been a year since I graduated and I don't know what I'm suitable for.
Because we are building a new platform now, we haven’t received any big orders yet,
Our boss said that within four months the platform should be able to see the hope of continuing to operate,
If I can't do it, I might lose my job.
So I'm so anxious now and don't know what to do? ”
Yu Huanshui knocked on the small blackboard and quickly wrote six words: Do your best to obey fate!
"Sister, I tried my best, but there is really nothing I can do, so there is nothing I can do,
But if you fire me, you have to give me subsidies.
It’s not that I’ll resign on my own when I’m unemployed. I won’t resign. If you can, your company will fire me, and then I’ll get the subsidy and leave.
This is what you should learn from Fool Assistant. ”
Well. . .
Yu Huanshui said again: "There's no guarantee, that's a lie, sister.
You have to build this market in four months. If you dare to promise your boss that you can do it 100%, then you are cheating.
Can you control market feedback?
The matchmaker doesn't guarantee the birth of a child, right?
We tried our best in everything, came up with a pretty good plan and implemented it, and left the rest to the market.
Just like this question about the idiot assistant, we have clarified the management details and the performance details. The boss can see what we are actually doing.
So we have tried our best, but there is really nothing we can do, so what can we do?
The resources provided by the company are only so much, so what is there to be anxious about?
Not my sister,
I still have to say one thing,
Just now, you asked me how to manage others, and now I am worried that I will lose my job. You turned around too damn fast. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I was managing others just now, and now I am worried about losing my job. Hahaha, the situation has changed too quickly (laughing to death)."
"The loop is closed hahahaha."
"It's not guaranteed, it's a lie (dog head)."
"Can you control market feedback? Mr. Shui said it very well and hit the nail on the head. (Niubi)"
"The matchmaker doesn't guarantee the birth of children either, hahaha, that's so funny."
"On the first day, I have been laughing the whole time. My eldest brother is venomous. I didn't expect Mr. Shui to be a fuel-efficient lamp either (face covering)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Girl: "I am Mr. Shui who is very anxious right now. Can you give me some real advice?"
Yu Huanshui spread his hands and said: "What's there to be anxious about?
I'm not anxious at all.
Do you know why?
You think.
You are a stupid employee below,
You yourself are a fool to manage,
Your boss can say that it took four months to build a new platform, which shows that he is a fool boss.
What else does Fool's Company have to worry about?
Everyone is a fool and no one is smarter than anyone else.
Do you think this is true?
So just do it with peace of mind, what does it matter? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Stupid employees, stupid management, stupid boss, stupid company... Hahahaha, I laughed to death."
"I didn't laugh before. I can't stand the stupid company. Hahahaha."
"Your company is a gathering place for fools. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Idiot, you suddenly look a little cute here (cover your face and laugh)."
"You are a fool watermelon cantaloupe (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "The boss didn't give you any resources or any specific plan. It's only four months. You must achieve something.
He just talks nonsense and doesn't give you any big direction. Isn't this just a stupid boss?
Right?
Like you too,
You are ready to fire people at every turn, and you cannot formulate detailed work rules for them, nor can you use rules to manage them. You are also a fool.
That employee is fishing every day, so don’t let your boss see it.
You're fucking fishing and you're doing it openly, and the employees are fools too.
Three fools come together as a family,
In a fool's company, no one is smarter than anyone else. If you have a calm mind, everyone is a fool.
The world is just a grassroots team,
It's okay, sister, just feel free to do it. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage. Tian Nai made me laugh to death.
"Three fools coming together as a family really made me laugh. Hahaha."
"Let's just say, is the sister company's name called Fool's One-Stop Company?"
"Melon enterprise (dog head)."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
"The smartest ones are the subordinates who are trying to catch fish (covering their faces)."
"The key is that he does it clearly (laughing and crying)."
"Stop saying anything, the world is just a huge grass-top team (dog head)."
Hahahahahaha invincible! !
. . . . . .
Girl: "Goose, goose, goose, I'm laughing so hard."
The girls couldn't stop laughing either.
Yu Huanshui smiled and said: "Are you still anxious now, sister?"
The girl was startled.
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Damn it! !
Damn it! ! !
"Do you understand? (Confused)"
"I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand (same confused)."
"The second question for the sisters is how not to be anxious. Mr. Shui's sentence of three fools making the girl laugh (dog head)."
"You think water is always talking nonsense, but in fact it has already solved the problem for you (horror)."
"My God, this is such a master."
"I'll guide you through the whole process. This damn old consultant is so awesome."
Invincible!
. . . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "The military counselor just said before that the sky will collapse countless times in a person's life, but after hard work, the sky will not collapse."
The girl thought for two seconds, nodded heavily and said: "Thank you, Mr. Shui, thank you, military advisor, I understand!"
Okay,
Go down and live a good life.
The girl left with her own answer.
Yu Huanshui said to the live broadcast room: "I saw some brothers asked, is her boss really a fool?
Not a fool,
He is Qin Shihuang. ”
The barrage fills the screen? ? ?
Yu Huanshui explained: "When the company builds a new platform, if the boss is professional, he will definitely provide you with resources, plan specific directions for you, and even bring in customers,
This is what the boss has to do.
If you don't do anything, don't provide any resources, and you can see results within four months, then isn't that like a fucking emperor?
That’s what you say?
You said you must show me the results in four months, but they showed you the results?
Qin Shihuang is not as awesome as you. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The stupid boss suddenly turned into Qin Shihuang hahahaha."
“The boss follows his words, the management fires people at every turn, and the assistant tries his best to catch fish (laughing to death).”
"Let's just make do with it, it's all fate (sunglasses)."
"I have already thought of the name of the group for you, just call it: Fool f3 (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "But let me tell you, in fact, the biggest problem with this boss is not that he regards himself as Qin Shihuang,
What is it?
Even when he was daydreaming, he didn't dare to dream too big.
You are already an emperor anyway, and they say you will achieve this achievement in four months. Since you are dreaming, then you should do it bigger,
Let’s just say that the company must work hard in this sector until it goes public in April.
Right?
Anyway, I have no resources and no direction, but I don’t care, you have to do the listing for me in four months.
Anyway, it’s all just bragging, it’s just a dream, be more serious,
I can only dream that I will see results in four months,
Worse than a fool,
Pure straw bag. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, idiot boss."
"Boss: What is my name (smile)."
Hahahahaha.
"Anyway, you are already Qin Shi Huang, so you don't even dare to dream big, hahaha."
"If you want me to be the boss, everyone will be paid 10 years' salary first, and then the whole company will take a 10-year vacation (dog head)."
“If the boss wants someone, I’ll go!”
"Boss! I am a company man in life, and the soul of the company in death, boss! You must not go bankrupt (sunglasses)."
"Sales: Thank you, I got ten fucking years of basic salary (grin)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)