Lin Feng: "Brothers are laughing, but that's what it means. If the sky were to fall so easily, it would have collapsed already."
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, big brother."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "What's wrong, sister? Is there any problem?"
Girl: "Brother, I want to ask about work."
"Water is your job."
Lin Feng stood up with a smile, holding the fruit plate and leaning against the blackboard behind him to eat the melon.
Yu Huanshui sat in front of the camera: "What's the work problem, sister."
Girl: "Mr. Shui, I have two questions in total,
The first one is that I have hired a new assistant, and I give him the task of sending three product links every day,
It has been three weeks since his first day at work,
But I found that he seemed unable to complete some tasks. For example, he sometimes only sent one product link a day,
I began to think that he was not very familiar with this thing, so I taught him things in front of the computer,
Sometimes in the middle of teaching, someone would send a message to chat with him, and he would reply to their message first, and then leave me alone.
Or sometimes I suddenly go out for a drink of water and then come back.
Or go out and take out the trash before coming back.
I felt like there was something wrong with his IQ, then. . ”
Yu Huanshui raised his hand and interrupted: "Sister, doesn't he know how to take out the garbage? If he can take out the garbage, his IQ will be no problem."
Well. .
Girl: "But I taught him a lot of things but he couldn't complete them. I just wanted to ask the personnel to change him."
Yu Huanshui knocked on the table and said, "Sister, you didn't understand. I just said that if you can take out the trash, your IQ will be fine."
Will take out the trash. .
The girls themselves laughed.
Yu Huanshui: "Yes, have you ever seen a fool take out the trash?"
Well. .
"But what I need is not an assistant who can only take out the trash?"
After the girl finished speaking, Yu Huanshui rolled her eyes.
"It's not my sister. I've said it so clearly, but you haven't reacted yet?
He is just fishing. Do you think he has a problem with his IQ?
There's something wrong with your IQ. ”
ah?
The girl was stunned.
Yu Huanshui was speechless: "What are you paying back?
There's nothing wrong with people's IQ, it's your management that's wrong.
People are fishing under the boss's nose, but the boss still can't tell.
You laugh at him as a fool,
You are the fool if he laughs behind your back.
You see, my boss stipulates that I send three product links every day, but in fact I only send one, so it doesn’t matter.
Drink tea at work, chat with friends, and take out the trash, and the day's work is over.
Don't be too happy.
Can you drive me?
No matter what.
You can do it if you want, I won't resign voluntarily anyway.
As long as you dare to open it, I can get another n+1.
You tell me,
Who is the fool? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Damn it! !
Damn it! ! !
"Is this the strength of Mr. Shui?! (Shocked)"
"Goosebumps, okay? (Horror)"
"They are just fishing. If you say they have a problem with their IQ, you are the stupid boss (grin)."
"Can you fire me? Anyway, I won't resign voluntarily. If you dare to fire me, I will take n+1..."
"Damn it! My sister just said a few words, and he figured out all the plans in his heart??!!"
"If you can take out the trash, your IQ will be fine. I'm still grinning and listening to silly music. In fact, what Mr. Shui said is that if you can catch fish, how can your IQ be a problem? Damn it, this realm is not at the same level at all (obey) ”
"Who can tell me if this is a script? If not, this guy would be too scary!!"
"I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, so whose subordinates are these? (face covering)."
"My eldest brother's (dog head)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
The girl said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I'm not the boss. This is my first time as a manager and I have no experience. I thought he had some IQ problem, so..."
Yu Huanshui: "I'm not my sister. You're not the boss. Does that have anything to do with your IQ?
If you are a boss and one of your employees has a questionable IQ, then if you think it is not possible, just give him a subsidy and let him go.
But if you are not the boss, you are even more stupid.
Because if you react to it, that's your problem.
The boss will not blame the employees, only you. ”
The girl was stunned: "Ah? Is it like this?"
Yu Huanshui was speechless: "What do you think? If the company fires him, he will be compensated, and the money will be paid from the company's public account,
If you suggest that your boss hire someone, but you can't give a concrete plan, you are wasting the company's resources.
If an employee is disobedient, he needs to be replaced. Normal people know that he needs to be replaced. Why do you need to tell your boss?
Who pays the replacement cost?
You are promoted to management to help the boss solve problems.
If you can't solve the problem, you solve the employees.
The boss can also deal with you.
Because you are incompetent and have management problems. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Damn it! What did Mr. Shui do before? He manipulated the minds of employees, management, and the boss (so awesome)."
"My elder brother said that Mr. Shui also started a business before, and he was one of the first people to play with the Internet."
"No wonder, it's so transparent (thumb)."
"If you can't solve the problem of employees, the boss will solve it for you, because employing people has costs (insightful)."
"I'm a 17-year-old boy who doesn't know much about the workplace, but it's so interesting to listen to. It's more fun than listening to love stories."
"Really, all my housewives were fascinated by it (laughing to death)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "Is it sister? You have to be able to reverse this logic. Who in the management doesn't want a sensible, obedient and capable employee?
The same goes for the boss. The boss also needs a management that is sensible, obedient and capable.
As a manager, you complain to your boss about the incompetence of your employees. Do you think your boss will stand on the same side as you?
No,
In his eyes, you are as incompetent as that employee.
When you are thinking about replacing employees, he is also thinking about replacing you. ”
The girl took a breath: "Mr. Shui, you are really too powerful. You woke me up at one o'clock. What should I do now?"
Yu Huanshui: "You must first understand the truth, and then we will talk about the solution.
It’s about the incompetence of employees.
You remember,
Unless they are really imbecile or physically disabled, there are no incompetent employees in this society.
Moreover, when the personnel were recruited, they had already been reviewed, so there was no imbecility or disability.
As long as he signs the contract and joins your department,
If you tell your boss that he is not capable, you are saying that your management is not good enough.
How to manage it specifically?
So I want to talk about you first.
After the conversation just now, I clearly feel that your logical expression of language is not very fluent.
Speaks quickly but not clearly.
So is it possible that you spoke too fast and the assistant didn't hear you clearly? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Is it possible that you spoke too fast and the assistant didn't hear you clearly? Hahahaha, I laughed to death."
"The case has been solved, the female manager has a big tongue (dog head)."
Hahahahaha, I’m so worried.
. . . . . . .
Girl: "I'm not usually like this. Maybe I'm a little nervous on the mic."
Yu Huanshui nodded: "Maybe, but this is an area where you need to improve, just pay attention to it.
Then let’s talk about employees.
Because I have clearly told you that he does not have an IQ problem, he is just fishing.
Then you can't indulge him, you have to specify the specific content of his work,
Because many people are unable to organize their work independently. Can you understand this?
As for what you have to do every day, we will make a table to roughly list all your work contents for you,
Then he will follow this thing, just like a donkey pulling a mill, he will keep doing it, keep doing it, and he will be OK.
But there are many things that we don’t specify ourselves, and we just tell him, then he must be confused himself,
Really, many young people are really confused
But there is no need to blame.
Because this is the meaning of your existence.
As a leader, you have not arranged the work properly.
Special Assistant,
That thing is my right-hand man, you two need to get along.
What kind of work does he want to do and what things need to be prepared? You need to make it clear to him yourself.
For example, what materials should I prepare for your next meeting?
Approximately what time will you go to meet the work content?
You need to explain it clearly to him.
It may be unfamiliar at first, but you may get used to it as you use it.
But when it comes to replacing people, find someone who fits you perfectly and will take the initiative to work. There are very few, almost no such things.
And you have to tell him,
You are my assistant. Don’t always take out the trash from now on.
His mother took away the job of the cleaning aunt, and she will lose her job. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage. "The assistant took away the job of the cleaning aunt, and she lost her job hahahaha."
"I listened to it with great interest. Did the big brother get on top of me at the last moment? (lol)"
"As the saying goes, there can't be two kinds of people (dog heads) in a live broadcast room."
Ha ha ha ha.
"When I first started to contact procurement, my boss would not arrange what I needed to complete, and then he would say something when he thought of it. I was very confused."
"Yes, some leaders are not clear about their work. How do the people below do it? Do they rely on understanding?"
"Then you can't say that we're just trying to make ends meet (grin)."
I'm a bastard.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Girl: "I remember, but what if he can't execute it well?"
Yu Huanshui knocked on the table and said: "This requires a management system, which is what I told you,
If you go to your boss to propose a replacement, you need to come up with a feasible plan.
What's the plan?
rewards and punishments.
For example,
In the salary structure of assistants, we need to split one part into the non-responsibility base salary, and the other part into KPI, and create an assessment system.
Well, the original rule is to send three links a day. If you can't even complete your job well, then my KPI will deduct money.
Because KPI is not reflected in the labor law.
When signing the contract, write down the KPI performance part, and we have the right to deduct it.
How to deduct it?
For example, if you fail to obey management or complete work tasks, 10 points will be deducted and linked to your salary,
For example, if the original performance is 1,000 yuan, then 20 points are deducted, then there is a loss of 200 yuan,
Then you can only get 800 this month.
You are the boss and he is just an employee. You have no hard and fast rules and there is nothing that harms his interests. Of course he won't do it if he can.
You might think that if he gets a normal salary, he should do his own thing well.
But for employees, if I can fish, of course I can fish. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha kpi (laughing to death)."
"Performance deduction is absolutely amazing (face covering)."
“It’s hard to beat a worker (grin).”
real.
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . . .
Girl: "But I'm not the boss, I don't..."
Yu Huanshui interrupted: "I said, this KPI system does not have to be implemented,
After all, he is just an assistant, not a salesperson.
And normally, as long as you can make clear arrangements for the work I mentioned earlier, it will be enough.
But you ask me what should I do if he can't do this?
Then I tell you, go find your boss and replace him.
This KPI system is what you show to your boss.
Once the boss sees that you have a solid plan and doesn't just fire people without thinking, then the boss will naturally not blame you.
But sister,
I still want to remind you that what you want is just an assistant, not that he can become a leader on his own.
Sometimes it's a good thing that an assistant is less capable.
Otherwise, he will not only steal the cleaning lady's job, but he will also steal your job later. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Not only are we taking aunt’s job, but we are also taking your job, hahaha.”
"The little assistant is quite ambitious (laughing)."
"Being an assistant is actually quite scary (dog head) if you don't care about fish anymore."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
The girl smiled and said: "No way."
Yu Huanshui was silent for a while and said: "Let me tell you a story,
Everyone knows that I have opened a company before.
At that time, I also had a young assistant, a 24-year-old girl.
At first, she was not my assistant, but a salesperson in the company.
The business ability is very good, and the commission and bonus are more than 70,000 every month.
One day she took the initiative to change jobs and became my personal assistant.
At that time, the assistant's salary was 6,000 yuan a month.
I wondered too, but didn't think much about it.
After all, for girls, sales jobs are quite tiring, so it’s not unusual to switch to clerical jobs in the end.
One time, I was particularly impressed.
She came to me in my office and said to me, boss, can you go shopping with me? I want to buy something, but I don’t know how to buy it.
I thought at the time, what are you talking to me?
I'm so busy, and I'm the boss, okay.
But I wasn't angry either, because I thought she had made money in my company and wanted to buy some gifts for me to express her gratitude.
I just said that I usually don’t have that much time to go shopping, and I don’t have the habit of going shopping with others. If you want to buy a gift for me, you don’t have to.
Commissions and bonuses are all what you deserve, no need to thank anyone.
When I said this, I didn't even raise my head.
Because I don’t like people talking to me about personal matters while I’m working.
And I didn’t tell her how good our personal relationship was, it was just the relationship between the boss and the assistant.
So at that time I felt that she had no sense of boundaries.
But when I said this, you know what she said?
She said, boss, don’t we have consulting business?
You go shopping with me once, and I'll pay you the cost of consulting a consultant.
Brothers, can you imagine what was going on in my head at that time?
I was like, who am I? Where am I? What is she talking about?
My consulting fee is not low, but it only costs 100 yuan per Lianmai now. At that time, my consulting fee for two hours was 30,000 yuan.
For a 24-year-old girl, even though she makes a lot of money in a month, she asked me to accompany her shopping and then paid me a consulting fee,
And I'm the boss.
I thought this was extremely unreasonable at the time.
My first reaction was that I thought there was something wrong with this girl's brain?
Isn't it abnormal?
But then she gave me an answer I didn't expect,
She said, boss, I want to see how you spend your money.
When she said this, I suddenly found it interesting,
I probably knew at this time that she must have set her own position very high in her heart,
She wants to know some of the ways people like me live in daily life, she wants to see,
My interest was piqued by him at that time,
I said yes, I'll go with you, and you can transfer money to the company account first. I wanted to see if he was genuine.
As a result, she transferred 30,000 yuan to the company's finances in front of me.
I was shocked.
But I am becoming more and more interested.
So we went to the mall.
After arriving at the place, she took out a bank card and told me, boss, I have a little more than 230,000 left in this card,
Just follow your usual habits and just spend all the money in this card.
Damn it!
In TV dramas, we have only seen bosses asking their employees to spend money, but I have never seen employees give money to their bosses and say that they have spent it.
I confirmed again and again, and I said all the money has been spent?
She's right.
I said you won’t have any savings after you spend it.
She said it didn't matter, and I really became excited at that time.
I gave him some guidance on cosmetics, skin care products, clothes, shoes, and bags. I took him with me and bought them all. In the end, there was only about 1,000 yuan left in this card.
The whole time I was spending money, I was watching her, and I kept paying attention, did this girl care about money?
The result was nothing at all, my face was red and I was super excited.
At that moment,
Really brothers.
Not an exaggeration at all.
I am afraid.
Because this kind of person is so terrible.
Give her a chance and she'll definitely seize it, and it's hard not to succeed.
later. . .
Something happened to my company, and I faded out of the industry.
But do you know where I will see her again?
Magic City Financial News!
The little girl back then has become an industry leader.
and. . . What I do is still my old profession. ”
Lin Feng leaned aside and clearly caught the look of frustration on Yu Huanshui's face.
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Damn it!! I was really shocked after hearing this!!"
"Everything I heard made me cry, it's so fucking awesome!!"
"With a monthly salary of 70,000 yuan, I was transferred to an assistant position worth 6,000 yuan a month, and then my savings of 230,000 yuan were spent all at once. This is crazy!!"
"She was only 24 years old at that crucial time. This woman is too big!!"
"I'm curious, who is this female assistant?"
. . . . . . .
For a while, the screen was filled with discussions about who the female assistant was.
Yu Huanshui sighed softly, filled with memories, sadness, and bitterness.
Lin Feng put down the fruit plate, walked to the camera, knocked on the blackboard hard, and said angrily: "Obey and listen to the key points, otherwise you deserve to be poor for the rest of your life.
Who is the female assistant? It’s none of your business?
There is a great god sitting in front of you now, why don't you hurry up and pick up the money? ”
After Lin Feng finished speaking,
The barrage exploded.
Damn it!
yes! !
"No matter how awesome the female assistant is, she was still working for Mr. Shui back then, and she still has to ask Mr. Shui how to spend money."
"Everyone, did I hear it correctly? Our water manager used to pay 30,000 yuan for two hours of consultation??"
"You heard me right, I was shocked at the time!!"
"Damn it! Mr. Shui is such a boss!!"
"Brothers, what are you still doing? Isn't it just money picking up money for 100 yuan?"
Rush them all to me! ! ! (End of chapter)