Yu Huanshui: "Don't leave your job easily, don't leave your job easily, don't leave your job easily, say important things three times.
What's going on now?
Don't be too stupid.
A few years ago and now are two completely different markets.
There are too few opportunities to choose from now. Whatever job I can find and what offers I can apply for, it’s OK if I can get in.
You are like the front desk, and the core value of administrative work is not very strong.
What no one has been willing to do for several years,
Nowadays, many fresh graduates are coming to grab it.
So many times if you don’t do a good job at work, I would rather have some problems, or let the boss scold or criticize me, it doesn’t matter to me,
But I will not quit my job.
If you are able, fire me and I will leave with a subsidy.
Can you understand?
Unless I find a good home.
If I ride a donkey and look for a horse, I won’t lose my job,
Nowadays, many times if he leaves his job, he will be unemployed.
If you say that I have found a new job and the salary is higher, then I say goodbye and I will leave on my own initiative.
But otherwise I won’t leave.
Don't talk about what you are doing to make you unhappy,
No matter how unhappy you are, you still have to eat, right? You have to pay rent, right?
Young people can be arrogant, but they should not struggle with money. ”
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On the barrage.
"You really shouldn't leave your job easily in the past two years unless you find a good job, let alone start a business. Mr. Shui is right, be careful, brothers."
"Some people want to find a weekend off, five days and eight hours, and then they quit their jobs. As a result, they can't find a job and have days off (dog head)."
"Yes, it's me (grin)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Because of this sentence, I have been holding on to a salary of 1,500 for four months after deducting five insurances (face covering)."
"Then the rent is 1,200 a month and the debt is 4,800 a year (crying to death)."
"Mr. Shui said not to leave your job easily if your monthly salary is more than 7,000 to 8,000 yuan. What do you have to think about with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan (smile)"
The soldering iron pricked my heart.
Hahahahaha.
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Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a girl.
"I want to ask emotional questions."
Lin Feng nodded: "Tell me, I'll listen."
Girl: “Actually, my relationship with my boyfriend is relatively stable. We used to date online,
I also showed up when we were chatting, but just chatting and nothing happened.
We have been dating for more than a year, and he has given me a lot of support emotionally and emotionally,
I went to see him some time ago, and we stayed in the same room,
Then, I found that the hard conditions for his sleep were very poor, and he might wake up in a minute or two,
Military advisor, can you understand? ”
Lin Feng showed a meaningful smile and gestured OK to the camera.
Girl: "Yes, the hard condition is not sleep."
Lin Feng: "Let me make sure, this thing will be gone in a minute or two... Ahem, you just woke up?"
Girl: "Yes, but he is only 24 years old."
Lin Feng smacked his lips: "Oh, brother, as long as I have three minutes, I can help him wash it,
Because there are statistics on this thing, the average sleep duration of boys in our country is 3 minutes,
He woke up in a minute or two. Alas, that was indeed a short sleep period. ”
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On the barrage.
"Oh my god, I almost didn't understand hahaha."
"I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand (confused)."
"As long as I haven't been married, I believe you are sleeping (dog head)."
"Hahahaha, this code word is too dark."
"Hard conditions... What a new word is this? It makes me laugh so hard, hahaha."
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Girl: "Then we went to the doctor and his main problem was that he often took naps in junior high school."
Just bad habits.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "For him, he did too much at noon... Ahem, he woke up too much from his nap.
This is actually understandable.
Think about it, sister, when he goes to junior high school, he has to take a nap, so how much time can he have at noon?
So he must fall asleep in a very short time,
Then the process of him falling asleep must be very fast and short, so he has developed a habit of completing the process of falling asleep within a minute or two,
This habit has prevented him from quitting it until now.
To be honest, we have to thank God for this. He can still fall asleep for 2 minutes,
Sometimes when I'm just about to fall asleep, I touch him and he's gone, then he wakes up. Oh my god, that's really scary. ”
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On the barrage.
"I woke up when I touched it as soon as I fell asleep (dog head)."
"It's so miserable hahahaha."
“It’s these two minutes that have brought down the average (grin).”
"The pill is spicy, the merits are gone (crying to death)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"No, how about taking a nap for just one or two minutes? I'm also a junior high school student, and I nap for more than half an hour every day."
"People's cars have driven into trees, and you are still here Makabaka (grin)."
Macabaka~
Hahahahaha.
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Girl: "We will end our long-distance life next year, and I'm a little worried now."
Lin Feng: "Sister, listen to me, there is no need to worry at all.
Isn't it that we are going to end the long-distance relationship immediately and start living together?
You have a bigger heart,
Anyway, whether my boyfriend is right or not, what does it matter if he annoys me for a minute or two every day.
If you come back in the evening and do two minutes of work, you won’t be delayed too much, right?
Love is all.
But be afraid, be afraid, after he has annoyed you for these 2 minutes, he will bother you for another 2 minutes after 5 minutes, and after 5 minutes he will bother you again.
The quality of sleep is not high in 2 minutes. There are a lot of fucking times. Do you understand?
Then you really suffer from old sin. ”
Well. .
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On the barrage.
"What does it matter if you annoy him for 2 minutes every day? Hahahahaha, you will make a fortune."
"It's love (dog head)."
"It's my fault (grin)."
Hahahaha I burst out laughing.
"2 minutes are over, I'll bother you for another 2 minutes, I'm invincible hahaha."
"I was ready to fall asleep while listening to this, but after doing this, I woke up instantly (laughing to death)."
"What are you afraid of? Love will do the trick (sunglasses)."
"The key is to bother and wash once, it's too much trouble (grin)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Isn't that right, sister? If you said he was annoyed for only 2 minutes a night, then his days would be over, what else could he do?
Who told you to love, right?
Forget it, I'll just act with you for 2 minutes.
But what are you afraid of?
I'm just afraid that he is both good and fun-loving.
I just said, 2 minutes are over, he rested for 5 minutes, and he came again for 2 minutes,
This is the most fucking annoying,
Sister,
You can't change it to half an hour. ”
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On the barrage. "I'm just afraid that he's a fool and loves to play (dog head)."
"I think of my deskmate. I'll ask the teacher what he said in 2 minutes."
"That's really torturous (grin)."
Hahahaha, my face hurts from laughing.
"You can ask Big Brother any questions. Big Brother is indeed omnipotent (face covering)."
"Brother said, if it doesn't work, just change it (sunglasses) for half an hour."
"That's right, what do you want this thing for?"
So bad for you guys.
Hahahahaha.
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Girl: “Actually, I want to break up, but I’m very reluctant to let him go. I don’t dare to say it directly, for fear of hurting his self-esteem or something.
Moreover, he is now preparing to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and I don’t want to affect him. ”
Lin Feng smiled: "Sister like this, there are some people here. If you don't say anything, he is really inexplicably confident,
As long as you don't touch his pain point, if you don't say I really can't stand those 2 minutes, he won't understand.
He even thinks this way, isn't it because I didn't make any money taking the postgraduate entrance examination?
I'll make you regret it then, woman.
When I get into graduate school and make a lot of money, when I earn millions a year, don’t come crying and begging me to get back together.
Can you see what I mean?
He won't realize that it took 2 minutes.
Because he thinks that although I only have 2 minutes, I am here to bother you if I have nothing to do. My 2 minutes, 2 minutes and 2 minutes add up to an hour.
What I mean is that he may not understand, so you might as well just tell the truth.
The truth hurts the most, but it is also the fastest knife,
Instead, he realized, Damn, this might really be my problem, and he let it go. ”
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On the barrage.
"2 minutes, 2 minutes and 2 minutes add up to an hour, right (dog head)."
"Is this a matter of addition (grin)."
"Hey, I just like a small amount and many times, okay? (raise eyebrows)."
"This is a good job. Let's go to the Spring Festival Gala, buddy (sunglasses)."
Poof~
"Hahahahaha my child just fell asleep and almost woke up because of my laughter hahahaha."
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Girl: "Okay, I understand. I'll tell him after he finishes his postgraduate exams."
Lin Feng: "And let's be honest, if you have some good friends around him. In fact, good friends will also lie to him,
Because there may be some brothers who cannot bear to hurt their brothers. This is because there is a tacit understanding between brothers.
For example, your good brother comes over and tells you how many minutes it takes for you to fall asleep, but it seems that I fell asleep in just 2 minutes.
Generally speaking, as brothers, as long as they are really affectionate, they will say, ah, you have two minutes, actually. . They are almost the same, almost 2 minutes each.
Don't think too much, it's all the same, for fear of hurting your brother's self-esteem.
Then he will feel that he is in a normal state.
In fact, being a human being is not about sages cultivating Taoism, nor is it about having no desires or pursuits and all the four things are in vain. There are still some needs in this regard,
Especially some people take this aspect more seriously than eating,
It often takes 2 minutes to fall asleep. I personally feel that the quality of sleep is really poor.
Of course,
There are also some people who don’t pay attention to the quality of their sleep, and they don’t like it either.
So there is someone suitable for everyone,
Your boyfriend may need to find someone who doesn't like sleeping so much. ”
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On the barrage.
"Brother can't bear to hurt you hahahaha."
"The problem is who is faster in junior high school (dog head)."
The case was solved.
Ha ha ha ha.
"At that time, I closed the door and became a black man (dog head) silently."
"Practice hard and speed up from 2 hours to 2 minutes (sunglasses)."
"Stop comforting yourself (grin)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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"Okay, I know how to do it, thank you, brother."
The girl left.
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said: "To be honest, sister, you don't love him that much either.
If you really love him, even if he only has 2 minutes, you will say it is very important,
One minute is also very powerful.
Okay, okay, I don’t want it anymore,
You would lie to him the same way.
But it's obvious that you don't love him, so you can't accept it for 2 minutes. ”
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On the barrage.
"In the comment area, I laughed hahahaha. Outside the comment area, I quickly practiced squats (crying to death)."
"The same style for two minutes, trembling across the screen (grin)."
"Finally I found someone weaker than me. Anyway, I still have two and a half points (haha)."
"Real name is embarrassing (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "Hey, hey, what the hell is this thing on the screen? Why is it hereditary?
I haven't heard of it.
It's a little too much, brother, to implicate family members.
The main problem is that people are not born like this. People have already said that I used to love taking naps when I was in junior high school.
So when you go to junior high school, how long is it at noon?
Especially when the high school entrance examination is about to take place, 10 minutes or 20 minutes is good if you take a nap at noon.
You have to take your nap in such a short time, and he is already used to this fast-paced life.
Now that I have time, it seems that I don’t have to rush him anymore and I can take my time, but he can’t do it anymore.
This thing is like some people eating very quickly. I don’t know if you understand. Some people finish their meals in 5 minutes. They are used to eating very quickly.
At this time, he suddenly put you on the wine table and asked you to eat slowly, but he felt a little uncomfortable.
He was full in just two bites. ”
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On the barrage.
"Weird knowledge has been added again (laughing to death)."
"What happened to two minutes? Two minutes is also love (dog head)."
"And a celebrity said that happiness is always short-lived (sunglasses)."
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Ha ha ha ha.
"Is there a miracle doctor? Can you tell me the solution? (Please)."
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Lin Feng: "It's so scary. His girlfriend came up and publicly executed him. Although I don't know who this brother is, I feel sorry for you for two minutes.
Then let’s get down to business,
I saw many brothers on public TV saying that I take naps every day and nothing happens.
You are still young, brother.
When I was your age, I woke up five fucking times a day.
It is no exaggeration to say that if I have nothing to do, I will just take off the pole.
But you can’t wake up 5 times a day.
The iron pestle also needs to be ground into a needle.
I still say the same thing, don’t open the door to lust.
Because I think if you open the door to lust, it will be easy to defeat your merits,
What is this gong?
I can't tell clearly either.
You might say it's because of anger, that's right.
But this thing is very mysterious and cannot be explained clearly.
Once you open this door randomly and immerse yourself in it, your luck will begin to decline.
Not just your body, but also your career, including your life.
You may not be able to see it temporarily, but over time, you will definitely lose your power.
You will find that your life starts to go downhill. ”
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On the barrage.
"There's nothing wrong with it. Those who can understand it are those who have experienced it (thumbs up)."
"What do you mean? (Confused)."
"People's control over desires is very fragile. If you can't quit this, there is a high probability that you won't be able to quit other bad temptations, and your life will gradually become worse."
"It's very metaphysical (dog head)."
"This anchor is so young, why does he feel like he has read a lot of ancient books?" (End of Chapter)