Chapter 129: The owner and dogs are not allowed to enter
Oh, I just asked when to stop, and then I really stopped using my chopsticks.
However.
It doesn’t look like these two have simply eaten enough... It looks like they were poisoned by each other’s food, right? ?
Do they really not need to give the two of them a one-two-zero or something? ?
These two look like they need to go to the hospital or emergency room!
The cook's conscience, which had been almost exhausted by all kinds of knife CP, felt a rare pain, and he subconsciously wanted to take out his mobile phone and call Chen Yingsheng and Chen Yingsheng an ambulance.
Fortunately, Xu Yichi, who knew the inside story, caught a glimpse of her movements from the corner of his eye, and with quick eyes and hands, he held down her paw that was about to move, and when he spoke, his voice was still full of uncertainty: "Calm down, cook! There is no need for Yao Er Zero! ”
——Just kidding, one of these two is an old Taoist priest who has been practicing for sixty or seventy years, and the other is not a human at all. These two things are really going to be thrown into the hospital...
Then they are not allowed to be given to the doctors in the hospital. The nurses are so scared that they are going to bomb their hot local search again at night? ?
And...just like what the top seniors and others meant before, Daochang Chen is the one in Jin Province who is responsible for handling all the affairs of these abnormal humans. If he is caught, no one will catch him!
Xu Dachuang was sweating profusely on his forehead. Lu Shinian and others on the side saw this and immediately realized it, and hurriedly moved to kill the two who had already eaten (bei) and passed out (du) (shu) (le). The two ancestors carried her out of the hall, not forgetting to comfort the girl who finally felt a little guilty.
"Don't worry, my master and Senior Yang are fine. They just ate too much. I will ask the senior and second senior brothers to check their pulses and prescribe two medicines for them later. Just mix it with water and boil it. "
"Oh, there are people studying medicine here, right?" Then the cook calmed down, nodded to Senior Sister Six and others, and returned to his seat.
Hearing this, Lu Shinian smiled slightly at everyone: "Taoist doctors are not divided into different families. Everyone in the temple knows some medical skills - and among our senior brothers, the senior brother and the second senior brother are The medical skills are particularly powerful, so the blessed masters just need to rest assured.”
"Yes, that's right. Our senior brother and second senior brother are both veteran Chinese doctors who have been practicing medicine for decades. People who want to see them for treatment have to wait in line every year!" The sixth senior sister nodded repeatedly and finished. He quickly handed over the place to Lu Shinian to take control, and followed his brothers and sisters to cook a recipe to induce vomiting for the two ancestors.
Although according to the behavior and physique of these two old guys, this dark cuisine will not have much impact on the two of them at all... But for the safety of the public toilet in Yaoshanguan, and Tomorrow Morning Quanguan In order to keep the lives of Centaur and Horse stable, they should give these two things something to induce vomiting and clear their stomachs as soon as possible.
Don’t be so poisoned that you wake up in the middle of the night... Let’s beat him outside the door tomorrow morning.
The unlucky ones will be the unjust disciples like them.
"I have said it eight hundred times before, the elderly should not cook lightly, let alone add ingredients to the pot casually!" Kun Dao raised one of Chen Yingsheng's arms and couldn't hold back his voice. He muttered, "I just don't listen, I just don't listen. Now, let's follow Senior Yang and eat blindly. Will we both knock ourselves down?"
"Pindao will ask the disciples in charge of the kitchen to put a sign on the door tomorrow saying 'No dogs and temple owners are allowed to enter'..."
Ah this... Taoist Master Chen's cooking skills are not so bad that he needs to cook with dogs. Discuss together.
Xu Yichi, the only one in the audience who was "lucky" to taste Chen Yingsheng's craftsmanship tonight, touched his nose and looked up at the lamp above his head - to be fair, without making "destructive innovation", Daochang Chen His cooking skills should be quite good. After all, the stir-fried green peppers, ginger shreds and potato shreds were cooked at just the right temperature, and the saltiness was quite exquisite... I just don't know why the old man couldn't think of adding a handful of shredded ginger to it.
Of course, the shredded potatoes after adding shredded ginger are indeed inedible.
Huh.
"So... what should we do next?" Xu Dafa, who had gone around in a circle in his head, stared at the "broken walls" all over the table in a daze, not to mention where Due to the competition between the two ancestors, the food on this table has long lost the appearance of when it was first served. Just looking at the names of the dishes - the potato chip meal and the black cuisine - they Most of them didn't dare to move the chopsticks.
But the current question is, without this table of "receiving the wind banquet", should they change places and continue to have a big meal, or should they wait and see what the people in the distant mountain view will do?
If they just rub oil on their soles and run away now... do they need to say hello to the Taoist priests in the temple?
"Taoist Master Jiazi, look at what we are doing..."
"Now that I want to cook a whole table of dishes again, I must be too late." Lu Shinian pretended to mutter and rubbed his chin when he heard the sound, "Besides, Master and Teacher Yang are in such trouble, brothers and sisters can't come back. Come on, it's futile for us to continue waiting here."
"Why don't you and the blessed masters please move with Pindao - Pindao takes a few of them. Let’s go down the mountain to try some of our Xinchuan specialties, and then stop by the skewers shop I mentioned to you yesterday, and bring back some skewers?”
“Eh? Is that okay?” Her eyes lit up in an instant - the special delicacies were okay, and the skewers were no problem at all. It was best to just skip the reception banquet. She really didn't want to be poisoned by the dark cuisine of those two ancestors!
The key...she doesn't have the inhuman physique of her peak predecessors, nor does she have the Taoist practice of Taoist Master Chen who has been practicing for decades.
"It's okay. Master and brothers can't come back either." Lu Shinian lowered his eyes and said lightly, "Besides, do you really want to try the dishes made by master and others? Taste? ”
"Hey~" The little girls all shook their heads when they heard this - laughing to death.
Can't eat a bit at all.
"That's enough." The young man in Taoist robe tilted his head and shook his brows, then stood up and bowed slightly to everyone, "In this case, I will ask a few blessings to clean up and wait for the poor in this yard. After talking for a while, Pindao went to change his clothes. Come as soon as you can.”
“It’s not convenient to go out in Taoist robes at night.”
“Hey, Taoist priest, you can go.” Xu Yichi immediately watched Lu Shinian. Went out to change clothes.
Ten minutes later, a few people who had tidied up met again in the same courtyard. Lu Shinian, who had changed into regular clothes, stared at the group of girls with different styles for a while, then finally took out his mobile phone and gave him the age-related information. The younger Sixth Senior Sister and Fifth Senior Brother silently made a call for help.
——It’s so weird.
It’s really weird for him to take a group of little girls down the mountain for dinner alone! !