Chapter 130: Five years old at most
“It’s not easy...it’s hard for you to still remember senior sister, Junior Brother Jiazi.”
Sixth Senior Sister, who was summoned to the courtyard by Lu Shinian’s phone call, raised her head and sighed. , I couldn’t tell whether I was melancholy or happy.
Just now they spent a lot of effort dragging the two ancestors back to their residence who were obviously stunned by the other party's vegetable poison, but even when they struggled, it was harder than a New Year pig. They had to drag them back to their residence. Find ways to change clothes and prepare medicine for these two people.
The key point is that these two ancestors have completely made a fuss tonight - as soon as the poison has subsided and they regained some consciousness, the other side is clamoring to let them serve the dishes on that table. Come here, they will continue to compete with each other to eat!
——And whoever doesn’t eat or eats less will be the other person’s grandson!
Originally they didn’t want to let these two disrespectful old people mess around, but these two people, whose average age went straight to the next year, started tossing about the old people. They are a group of people who are not as good as others. Zaizi really couldn't resist it at all.
So everyone had no choice but to follow the tempers of those two people and ran to the back kitchen to bring out two plates of dark dishes that they had cooked too much before. They watched helplessly as the two ancestors had barely regained their consciousness. , he was poisoned again in the blink of an eye.
After that, everything became a kind of subtle and strange painful reincarnation - when the two of them were sober, they clamored to eat each other, and when they couldn't take two mouthfuls, they were immediately stunned by poison. After being stunned, they had to They worked hard and cooked the soup that can induce vomiting, or turned over the digestion balls that they had made before. After eating the soup and balls, the two of them woke up after vomiting. Then they started shouting at each other again...
Sixth Senior Sister, the only one in the scene who knew the true origin of this evil, was numb at the time. She wanted to rush over and drag her junior brother over several times to let him take a look at him. She had caused something bad, but she was also afraid that her aura was too fierce and her face was too ferocious, which would scare the children who were renting in their house.
In her entanglement, she almost took out the big fire stick that she had hidden behind the door, and decisively forced the two old guys to give each of them a stick so that they could have a good meeting with Daozu. Fortunately, Lu Shinian's call for help was called in time. Only then did he reluctantly save him from the fire and water.
"If you were even two seconds late in calling me just now, I would have risked being sanctioned by Master and Senior Yang tomorrow and give them both a hammer and a hammer." Kun Dao said. She raised her head and sniffed, and showed Lu Shinian the two black marks she had left on her palm when she pinched the fire stick just now.
Seeing this, the young man fell into a brief silence uncontrollably, then pretended to smile and quietly looked away: "...What should I say, senior sister, master and master, are they still having a big fight now?"
“Awesome, you’ll start making trouble when you wake up a little bit.” The Sixth Senior Sister sneered in response, and the Fifth Senior Brother on the side Wen Yan also came up and added softly in a low voice: "And it was even more noisy than in the hall... I guess it's because there are no children around, so don't worry about the image."
"Anyway, I The moment I slipped out after answering your call, the two of them were facing each other for the fourth round!”
"Hey! In the fourth round, these two living ancestors can really swallow such... things!" Lu Shinian was speechless repeatedly. After hearing his words, the fifth senior brother nodded his head indifferently: "Who says it's not!"
"The ones on the left and right are candies. It's potato chips and looks like something alien. I can't eat it."
"...Normal people shouldn't be able to eat it. Thank you, senior brother." Sixth Senior Sister Mian Wu. With an expression on his face, he called the girls to get in the car and sit down so that they could go down the mountain to look for food.
——The mountain road at night is not easy to walk, so it is easier to drive.
Besides, after being tortured by those two ancestors, they haven’t even eaten a bite yet!
If I had to say... then poor little Xu Fuzhu got a sip of food and a sip of drink, although the dish was fried green peppers, ginger shreds and potato shreds, and the drink was Shasha herbal tea.
...Well, it’s better not to eat it. Kun Dao cursed secretly, while he got into the car and buckled his seat belt.
Thirteen people, four or five people in one car, can just separate three cars - the 50 Hong Kong car that Lu Shinian usually drives has more space, so it is convenient Loaded with one more.
The nightlife in Jin Province has always been rich. They came down the mountain to look for food, and the streets were full of traffic.
"Wuhu~ I've been here in Shanxi for so long, and now I finally have a chance to see the night market here!" Xu Dazhuang, who got off the car, cheered and stretched, then put his hand on his wonderful mother's arm and took the lead. He trotted towards the snack street.
The girl in Hanfu was staggered slightly by her long stride. She wanted Xu Yi to run slower, but no one was trying to catch her.
But when she turned her head and saw that this silly kid couldn't suppress the excitement on his face, she thought that they had been staying up late at night to rush for manuscripts, make plans, run contracts and take photos for more than a month... again Sorry to spoil her mood too much, I had to lift up my skirt as if resigned to my fate, and jogged to keep up with her.
"Good guy, Xiaoyi, when you run, pay attention to your feet and Xiaobai's skirt-" An Qing, who was leading the remaining girls behind, said in a leisurely voice, and took Xu Yichi's hand again. I set a negative example for everyone, "Hey, hey, hey, Look at you, such an immature and immature boss... We can't be like her in the future!"
"Yeah, I know~~" The little girls laughed and agreed to Master An's words, and immediately joined hands in twos and threes. Then he got into the snack street.
The sixth senior sister who was lagging behind looked up at the energetic backs of the girls. She couldn't help putting her hands in her pockets and exhaling deeply: "Don't tell me, this feeling is different from that of young people."
"Just for a moment, this anger was so strong...it made me feel like I was about to be infected and become several years younger."< br>
“No wonder those big monsters like to eat boys and girls so much. Senior Yang and the others have always preferred to play with children.”
“Hey, senior sister, what are you saying? It's so dangerous." Lu Shinian said casually - If you don't know, you might think that his senior sister wants to become a great demon.
“However, the reason why Senior Yang likes to play with young people should not be for the hope of life.”
"Eh? What do you mean, there is an inside story." Kun Dao suddenly turned his head when he heard the sound.
“No, there’s no secret.” Lu Shinian’s expression remained unchanged, “But it’s obvious that although Senior Yang’s actual age is already over a thousand years old, her mental age is the same as our master’s—at most, she can’t exceed it. Five years old. ”
——A five-year-old child can’t do such a thing as competing with others to eat, and finally poisoning himself and passing out!
"It just so happens that Xu Fuzhu's mental age is only three years old...so there is nothing wrong with the five-year-old Senior Yang who loves to play with the three-year-old Xu Fuzhu."
These two are indeed Being disrespectful to the elderly