Chapter 904: The ancestral craft, killing pigs painlessly for a hundred years, never received a bad review...
"What? Shrimp and pig hearts???"
After the monkey said the last three Before Zang could say anything, Zhu Bajie jumped up in fright and almost hit his head on the white dragon mule's crotch.
Then,
Zhu Bajie carried his luggage, performed various difficult movements, and explained in a hurry——
"Brother Monkey, look at how well I carried my luggage. I didn't dare to say anything along the way. I was even more active in fighting monsters. I didn't offend you. Please don't dig into my old pig's heart!"
“Also, if I, the old pig, die, the burden of carrying luggage will have to fall on you, Brother Monkey. That would be too much of a burden on Brother Monkey. It’s heavy!”
“Brother Monkey, the shrimp and pig heart are not delicious, really... they are not delicious at all!”
At this time,
Three Zang and Houhou looked at Zhu Bajie, who was pale but kept explaining, and were speechless. It took a long time for them to understand.
"Hahaha... this idiot!"
San Zan raised his head and smiled a few times. The original gap between him and Zhu Bajie has also changed a little bit. At least he is not so hostile to him. Got it!
......
Some time later,
the three masters and apprentices continued to move forward. Zhu Bajie, who did not get a clear explanation of "shrimp pig heart" during this period, can be said to be hard-working It makes the monkeys sit up and take notice,
When San Zang is upset,
it will fly into the clouds and drive some wild beasts to solve San Zang’s problems!
The third burial was hungry,
Within a quarter of an hour, the fire was lit, and vegetarian, meat, and fruit items were all set up in a short while!
Three burials are exhausted,
Zhu Bajie turned into a massage master, and his attentiveness made him a mess!
In short,
Monkey can clearly detect that Sanzang's wariness towards Zhu Bajie is gradually decreasing, although not to the point of completely disappearing,
but in the end At least
Zhu Bajie can talk freely now!
In this way,
the three masters and apprentices happily continued on their way leisurely. Even the white dragon mule felt a lot more relaxed,
because the third burial was no longer the same as before. , rushing day and night desperately!
What they didn’t know was that
Guanyin, who was angered by San Zian and scolded by Laojun, called Manjusri and Samantabhadra, and the three masters reunited They gathered together to discuss how to teach San Zang a lesson,
It's not to teach him a lesson,
it's to destroy his Buddha mind so that he will not be able to become a Buddha in the future and will just be a puppet!
......
More than a month later,
the three masters and apprentices came to a mountain. San Buran, who had not fought monsters for a month, looked at the ups and downs in front of him. Mountains covered with towering trees,
I don’t know how many times I asked: “Monkey, look if there are any monsters on the mountain in front of you?”
Oh? oh!
The monkey looked at it with golden light in his eyes. After looking carefully for a while, he said with a smile: "Master, you are disappointed again. There are no monsters on the mountain in front?"
" Ah? Not again!”
San Zan collapsed, he looked back and said eagerly: “How about we go back to Liusha River and beat the water monster first?” >
"Master, it's better not to go!"
At this time,
Zhu Bajie on the side really couldn't bear the three burials talking about 'monsters', so he said: "The Guanyin Bodhisattva before As I said, the water demon is for Master to be your third apprentice... ..."
Speaking of this,
Zhu Bajie tilted his head and said with a groan: "If the water demon hugs the master's leg then, crying and shouting for help, Master is my disciple, Master, will you accept me or not?”
Tang San's funeral:...
"What the pig-head said is right!"
The monkey also jumped out after hearing this, and said with a smile: "Master, you don't know that the Bodhisattva was angered by the master. After he left, he even had a fight with Laojun. Maybe he is waiting to plot against the master now? "
Tang Sanyan:...
Hey!
After a while,
San Zang couldn't help but sigh, offending the Bodhisattva was a bit difficult!
Thinking of this,
Sanzang suddenly looked at Zhu Bajie and asked curiously: "Bajie, you used to be the Tianpeng Marshal of Heaven. Tell me, the Guanyin Bodhisattva and Lingji Is the Bodhisattva a piece of cake? ""Uh..."
Zhu Bajie rubbed his ears and pinched his big nose, and then he said angrily: "Master, if you want to say this, you have to ask the right person. Buddhism is indeed not monolithic!"
Pop!
The monkey jumped behind Zhu Bajie and slapped him with his backhand. He couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Tell me the important point!"
"I can't tell you the important point!"
Zhu Bajie picked Holding the heavy luggage, he shook his head and said: "This matter has to start from the unparalleled catastrophe fifteen hundred years ago. Brother Monkey... can you help me pick up my luggage?"
"Hehehehe..."
The monkey grinned, took out his big stick from his ear, looked at Zhu Bajie with caring eyes, and smiled without saying a word!
“Just kidding, just kidding!”
Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey’s big stick, timidly stepped back a few steps, and then said seriously:
“Let’s talk about Buddhism. The internal forces really have to start after that person severely injured Dao Ancestor and forced him to leave the Three Realms of Prehistoric Times!”
Speaking of this,
Zhu Bajie's thoughts seemed to have returned to the past, and even his steps began to wander, and his eyes became even more confused, as if he had returned to the original battle,
Similarly,
As Zhu Bajie spoke, San Zang and Monkey on the side seemed to be drawn into the battle by Zhu Bajie's memories.
The monkey was not involved at the time, and the real spirit fell into a deep sleep, so there is no memory of these!
But
The third burial is different!
When he was still Yuan Ba, he was in Chaoge. Even if he was enveloped by the chaos, he was still aware of things outside.
So,
In Zhu Bajie’s few words, some strange and familiar scenes reappeared in San Zang’s memory!
As for the White Dragon Mule,
I was so mesmerized by it that I didn’t even look at the road!
Just like that,
the three masters and apprentices seemed to have their consciousness pulled into the battle. They did not realize that they had reached the edge of a cliff.
And At this time,
Zhu Bajie had just finished talking about the distribution of forces in Buddhism, and San Buri was about to regain his senses. He was just about to breathe a sigh of relief and prepare to speak, when he suddenly felt a light weight on his body -
"Ah..."
< br>A scream instantly broke the silence of this mountain range!
Immediately afterwards,
Three Burials and the White Dragon Mule rolled rapidly down the cliff like millstones being rolled down!
"Master!"
"Master!"
With two exclamations, Monkey and Zhu Bajie quickly used the Soaring Cloud Technique and rushed towards San Buran who rolled down the bottom of the cliff!
Just when San Zang had just rolled to the bottom of the cliff,
Monkey and Zhu Bajie also happened to come in front of him!
Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back his hat when he saw the three burials sitting there in a state of embarrassment, with their hats dropped somewhere and their cassocks covered with either dirt or bird droppings.
The next second,
San Zang stood up tremblingly. As the Qi in his body was beating, the filth on his body fell off one after another.
Even the breath,< br>
They all blew Zhu Bajie’s hat off!
But,
At this time, San Zang didn’t even look at Zhu Bajie, but grabbed the monkey’s shoulder and pointed to the mountainside in front,
gasps, hisses Said: "Wukong, there is a family in front of us. We will stay in that family tonight. By the way, we will treat this family to a braised pork meal and let them try my old Tang's cooking!"
After that! ,
San Zan turned around again, patted Zhu Bajie, whose face turned pale and suddenly froze. After helping him adjust his slightly crooked hat, he said in a serious voice:
"Bajie, remember Live this last happy time! ”< br>
“Don’t worry, this is my master’s ancestral craft. I have been killing pigs painlessly for a hundred years, and I have never received a bad review...”
(End of Chapter)< br>