Chapter 905 Tang San’s Burial: But it’s okay to delay the trip for one night...
“Never received a bad review?”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, his whole head The pigs are confused.
It really wants to ask, does San Zang speak human language?
Does it hurt when killing a pig?
Would the pig still tell him?
As for negative reviews?
People selling coffins on the street seem to have never received negative reviews. How do you explain this?
Looking at Zhu Bajie’s pale face,
the monkey on the side couldn’t help but grin, then jumped in front of San Zang and said with a smile: “Master, something’s not right!”
"Huh? Huh!"
San Zang, who didn't understand the meaning of Monkey's words at first, suddenly looked at Monkey after being stunned for half a breath, his eyes widened,
< br>A look of surprise quickly emerged, almost flowing out of his eyes!
At this time,
The monkey grinned again, pointed to the compound halfway up the mountain, and whispered: "Master, these eyes of my old grandson are not for decoration. I used to I didn’t find anyone here!”
Hearing this,
San Zan was immediately overjoyed and said: "You mean... there are monsters here?"
After saying that,
San Zan began to tidy up his clothes. , and asked Zhu Bajie to get his miter and tin staff. He was as excited as an ignorant boy about to get married.
Seeing this scene,
The monkey grabbed San Zang's arm, smiled angrily and said, "Master, I didn't say there were monsters there!" The astonishment on his face became stiff, and the monkey pointed at the building halfway up the mountain and said meaningfully Said:
"Master, the house that suddenly appeared was shrouded in auspicious clouds, and there was a faint flash of holy light. It was not a cave of monsters, and it was not a home of good deeds or a place of great merit in the world, so Master ..."
Speaking of this,
Monkey quietly patted the back of San Zang's hand and winked at him.
In an instant,
Three Burials came back to their senses!
Oh,
Xiangyun?
Holy light?
Not a demon!
Inhuman!
Thinking of this,
Sanzang's expression changed. After blowing out a stream of white air from his nose angrily, he rolled up his sleeves and cursed: "Knock on Rinano's legs. Yes, it’s endless..."
With that said,
San Zang prepared to climb the mountain. He first demolished the house, and then started wrangling with the group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats who were full and had nothing to do!
But,
before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by the monkey again. He only heard the monkey say: "Master, you just go up like this, and you won't treat anyone after you fall out." Well, let’s play with them!”
“Have fun?”
After hearing this, San Zan was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and said thoughtfully: "Well, spanking a child on a rainy day is just idle time. I think it's okay, let's go!"
After that,< br>
The third burial was accompanied by monkeys and heads full of 'shrimp pigs' Zhu Bajie, who was worried about "big pot of braised pork", walked towards the village halfway up the mountain.
When he arrived outside the village, San Zan looked at him with warning eyes and said fiercely. After glaring at Zhu Bajie, he asked the monkey to knock on the door!
Sa!
After receiving San Burial's instructions, Monkey arrived at the entrance of the villa in an instant, raised his small fist and beat the solid wood door in front of him!
Boom!
There was a muffled sound,
The door, which was more than 20 centimeters thick, shook violently, and then the dirt fell from the four corners of the door. The huge door looked like a drunkard who had been suffocated by a hammer. Same,
bang,
It fell down neatly, throwing up countless dust!
It alarmed the old lady who had transformed into Guanshiyin inside and was waiting for San Buran and his party!
At this time,
The monkey scratched his head with an embarrassed face, and said with a smile: "Master... you have used too much strength!" At this time,
San Zan looked at the livid old lady, who walked out with a cane, but shook her head indifferently and said:
"My Buddha is merciful. It seems that this family does not seem to be short of money. It is just a gate. This family should not take it seriously!"
"The elder is so big. "My mind!"
The old lady, who was almost angry, showed murderous intent. Looking at San Zang, he said bitterly: "Elder, knock on the door, destroy the door, are you here to kick the house?"
San Zan replied: "Amitabha, this is what the old lady said. To put it seriously, monks have nothing in all four aspects, so how can they be competitive?”
"That old man's door..."
"It must have been in disrepair and the door frame was fragile, so it fell down with just a light knock by the poor monk!"
Three Burials Before the old lady finished speaking, she started to answer,
And after he finished speaking, he looked at the old man in front of him with vigilant eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Old madam, your behavior is called porcelain in the Tang Dynasty, and you will be arrested by the government!"
"I..."
The old lady looked at the door shaft with thick adult arms and fresh broken marks. After being silent for a long time, she decided not to reason with this arrogant person,
but prepared to continue to implement her plan!
So,
the old lady suppressed the anger in her heart and turned it into a smile. She looked at Tang San and said with a smile; "It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please... inside Please!”
Holy shit?
Are you not angry about this?
After San Zan and Hou Hou looked at each other in surprise, they took the anxious Zhu Bajie into the courtyard without a gate.
After entering,
the old lady said that she also believed in Buddhism and how pious she was. Finally, she talked about the parents’ quarrels and said that there were two beautiful daughters in the family who were both nine years old and so on. ,
Finally,
The old lady, who was about thirty-five years old and still had her charm, looked at Tang San's burial and said with a smile: "Elder, it's a long way to go to the West, so you might as well settle here and live a happy life!"
Said,< br>
The old lady deliberately glanced behind a few people and let her two 'daughters' show their faces before continuing:
" Elder, it happens that there are no men in my village. Although I am a mother, I am not very old. It happens that the elder and his party are also three people. If the elder is willing, how about after a hundred years of my life, all the wealth of Zhuangzi and Wan Guan will belong to the elder? "
When the old lady said this, she used the Buddhist mantra "Lion's Roar",
As long as there is a trace of hesitation or agitation in San Zan's heart, and if Monkey and Zhu Bajie have slightly other thoughts, their Buddha's heart and Tao heart will collapse.
Of course,
she will also have it if she uses the mantra. It was dangerous, but she didn't believe that just one word from Tang San and his entourage could shake her heart!
After all, he is a quasi-sage,
Two corpses are a quasi-sage!
What kind of scenes have he never seen, what kind of mantras have he never heard? There are people who can hurt him, but there are really no people who can shake his true heart
Currently!
So,
After the old lady finished saying this, she smiled and waited for San Zang’s answer.
Whatever the outcome,
She is confident,
The one who will be injured in the end must be San Buran!
At the same time,
Under the secret instruction of the old lady, her 'two daughters' also came out, showing off their graceful figures crazily in front of the three masters and apprentices. ,
At the same time, he was "laughing and laughing" and kept saying with the power of mantra, "Yes, elder, stay, you will not only enjoy family happiness, but also have a huge family fortune" "Come on, be happy" In this case,
To disturb San Zang’s original intention!
But,
Just when the old lady was feeling proud and thought that San Zang couldn’t bear it, she suddenly saw San Zang standing up and looking at herself with clear eyes,
Said calmly: "Thank you, old lady, for your kindness. If the old lady insists, I will accept it." That’s it!”
“In addition, the two apprentices, the monkey and the pig, have no feelings for human women. Moreover, the poor monk has a big appetite and the baby is bigger, so he faces the request of the female donor. , and the matter of sacrificing one’s life to feed the Tao later has to be done by the poor monk himself!”
After saying that,
San Zan ignored the shocked and astonished expressions of the three women in front of him and turned to look at Monkey and Zhu Bajie. After waving his sleeves, he said confidently:
"You two Let’s find a place to rest. Tomorrow morning, we can inherit the old lady’s wealth, and it will only delay our trip for one night. It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter...”
(End of this chapter)