Chapter 906: The monkeys are sleeping, why doesn’t the pig sleep? ? ?
Gudu!
The old lady, who was about to watch the play, swallowed the blood in her throat in one gulp, and then glanced at the 'two daughters' who also turned pale,
Silently He wiped it silently, and after the trace of blood dripped from the corner of his mouth, he suddenly raised the tea cup in his hand and slammed it down——
Crack!
After the sound of the teacup breaking, the old lady stood up bitterly, with a fierce light flashing in her eyes, staring at Tang Sanbian who looked sincere, confident and upright!
He gritted his teeth and said: "Eminent monk? You are the only one who wants to return to an eminent monk? Bah... You have simply disgraced all the Buddhas in Buddhism!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful!"< br>
Hearing this,
After San Buran hurriedly bowed, he looked at the old lady who was so angry that she was about to leave, and said loudly: "Old lady, you are mocking the Buddhas just as you are mocking the Buddhas, why do you have to bring the poor with you?" Monk?”
Plop!
The old lady was lying on the ground with her nose bleeding. She looked ahead with dull eyes, not wanting to say a word!
At this time,
The 'daughter' transformed by Manjusri looked at the third burial and mocked indifferently: "You are such a sharp-tongued monk, but he doesn't know you..."< br>
“Female donor, you are destined to me!”
San Zan interrupted with a smile, forcefully interrupting the 'daughter''s words, and then said with a sincere face: "Not only is this poor monk very sharp-tongued, he is also extremely talented. Look, the poor monk's tongue can touch the tip of his nose. !”
Said,
Sanzang suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his nose!
Poof!
Seeing this, the eldest daughter transformed by Manjusri opened her mouth and spit out half a bowl of blood. The clear light in her eyes was quickly covered by turbidity!
At this time,
Sanzang looked at the woman who was vomiting blood, frowned and said: "Hey, what a pity, what a pity...that's not right, female donor, why is your blood flowing up there?"
" Evil monk, shut up!”
< br>At this time,
Puxian's little daughter spoke up. She pointed at San Zang's nose fiercely and cursed: "Get out of here, our family doesn't welcome animals like you." The evil monk!”
Hearing this,
San Zan turned to look at the other party, with a worried look on his face: "This little female benefactor insults the people who have been appointed by the Buddha to learn scriptures, be careful to go to the tongue pulling hell!"
Younger daughter:…(⊙_⊙;)…I’m sorry…
At this time,
San Zan touched the tip of his nose and asked more carefully: "Young... little female donor, you see that your mother and your eldest sister are both dead. Let's get married and inherit the family property." Is it okay to..."
Just in the middle of San Zang's words,
Three angry, sharp voices, mixed with endless hostility and murderous intent, appeared in the house at the same time, resounding through the void——
< br>"Get out!!!"
In a few moments,
San Zang, accompanied by Monkey, Zhu Bajie, and Monk White Dragon Mule, rolled out in the air and saluted, and were driven out in embarrassment. This family!
At this time,
Sanzong seemed to be unwilling to give up and looked behind him. Looking at the three figures in the main hall, he said loudly and unwillingly:
"Three female donors, how dare the poor monk I swear to my Buddha, this poor monk is indeed the eminent monk appointed by my Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn scriptures. Children are not deceived. If the poor monk is not an eminent monk, why don’t we, the Buddha and the Bodhisattva, be struck by the five thunders from heaven?” God, you took all that wealth..."
Boom!
Before San Zang could speak, the livid-faced old lady waved her hand, and the door that had been knocked down by the monkey's punch suddenly stood up on its own.
It happened to block San Zang who was about to enter. Outside the door!
Later,
San Zang came to the door and smashed the door hard again. After finding that the door was not shaken at all and that there was a power to protect the entire compound,
I let out a long sigh of relief!
Looking at the monkey who was enjoying himself from beginning to end, the worry in his eyes disappeared!
Then,
he pointed at the monkey, laughed softly and cursed: "You slutty monkey, if the gate hadn't been erected by itself in the end, allowing the teacher to confirm that they were not mortals, the teacher would have Put a hat on you and shut your mouth!”
"Hey hey hey..."
The monkey couldn't help but feel happy after hearing this. After jumping three steps, he said with a smile: "Master, even if my cultivation is not at the peak, I am a human and a ghost. , Is it an immortal or a Buddha, you can still recognize it!”
After saying that,
Monkey grinned again and said: "Master, you are really awesome!" "Nonsense!"
San Zan waved his hand and said proudly : "What is this? When my teacher ordered more than a hundred monks in the temple to vomit thousands of liters of blood, you were still being held down!"
After that,
San Zan looked at the courtyard behind him again, and shouted with all his strength and voice: "Three female benefactors, I will wait for you all night, think carefully!"
...
Poof!
Poof!
Poof!
In the courtyard,
the three people who had just calmed down trembled at the same time. After spitting out half a basin of blood, they slumped down on the chairs.
At this time,
the eldest daughter looked up at the sky with empty eyes and said to herself: "Why can I still hear him talking?"
The younger daughter was soothed. After taking a breath, he almost collapsed and said: "I don't know, it's probably the monkey's fault!"
When they erected the gate to block San Zang and others, they also blocked their voices,
because the three Bodhisattvas,
really didn’t want to hear it, it was disgusting, Angry, murderous voice!
Similarly,
They didn’t hear the conversation between San Zang and Monkey just now!
At this time,
the old lady transformed by Guanshiyin once again had a fierce light in her empty eyes, and said bitterly: "Tonight... I used the magic of dreams to destroy these three evil beasts. !”
Hearing this,
the ‘daughters’ transformed by Manjusri and Puxian looked at each other in shock, but finally nodded!
As soon as they fall asleep, their consciousness becomes less active,
The three Bodhisattvas can easily use their magical powers to drag them into dreams to refine their minds, and even destroy their Taoist minds!
......
Night falls,
Zhu Bajie, with a pale face, looks at the pot of boiling water in front of him and the barbecue grill next to him, and smiles at himself from time to time The third burial,
Zhu Bajie’s heart was lifted directly to his throat!
He swallowed the old phlegm furiously, but he couldn't swallow his heart into his stomach. Instead, he swallowed it to the point where he was frightened and terrified!
Remembering what he said during the day of the third burial, Zhu Bajie became even more panicked!
At this time,
San Zan walked up to Zhu Bajie, patted his forehead, and said with a smile: "Go to bed early, the sun will rise as usual tomorrow!"< br>
Finished,
San Zang, who had just turned around, seemed to have remembered something. He turned his head again, looked at Zhu Bajie out of the corner of his eye, and said casually:
"You don't need to take what I said during the day, because I Master is not such a narrow-minded person!”
< br>"Just like your senior brother who always offends me, my teacher didn't even put the life-threatening tight band on its head with his own hands!"
After saying this,
San Zan then turned his back to Zhu Bajie, went back to lie down next to the barbecue grill, and fell into a comfortable sleep!
At this time,
Zhu Bajie’s face turned even paler as he looked at Sun Wukong who hung himself on a treetop, plucked a few monkey hairs and turned into a little monkey. He was watching over him all night long!
Nima,
Aren’t you going to put it on monkeys?
You didn’t find a chance!
Not long ago, Sun Wukong told it that after the battle with the mouse head in Huangfengling, one night, the monkey fell asleep and was suddenly awakened by a burst of heart palpitations.
As soon as he opened his eyes,
he saw When San Zang stood in front of him, staring at his head, he was still holding something in his arms!
From then on,
the monkeys no longer slept on the ground even after being beaten to death, and they even released little monkeys to warn the surroundings!
Thinking of this,
Zhu Bajie turned pale and swallowed a mouthful of old phlegm, then collapsed to the ground with a pop!
Looking at the big pot and the blazing barbecue grill not far away, Zhu Bajie suddenly broke out in a cold sweat,
In a daze,
It seemed to see something cooking in the pot and something grilling on the grill. It smelled so good!
......
In the middle of the night,
I don’t know how many times I looked at the old lady outside through the crack in the door. I turned my head in confusion and looked at the eldest daughter beside me,
< br>Pointing outside, he kept raking his ass with a nine-tooth nail. Zhu Bajie, who had dug out eighty-one bloody holes, asked with a frown: "Didn't you let go of the sleepy bugs that could make Daluo fall asleep? Even the monkeys who have practiced the eighty-nine mysterious skills Sleeping, why hasn’t this pig fallen asleep yet?”
(End of this chapter)