Chapter 945 Tang San is buried with gynophobia!
"Amita...fucked the Buddha!"
Looking at the fat man in front of him, who weighed at least 600 pounds, he instantly broke free from Newton's shackles,
He jumped three or four feet into the air, and when he was coming towards him like a mountain bearing down on him,
Sanzang heard the craziest and most bloodthirsty voice he made after entering his daughter's kingdom——
"No one can snatch it from me. This is mine -"
"Man! Man!!!"
Looking at the mountain falling from the sky, San Zang suddenly felt like chrysanthemums. With a tightening,
with two rustling sounds,
the figure moved six to seven feet away like electricity!
The next second,
Pang Dundun’s scream turned into a scream,
Similarly,
This time, poor Pang Dundun did not break away from Newton. The bondage——
Boom!
After a loud noise,
San Zan looked in front of him and smashed half of his body into the ground. Zang took a sharp breath, and after reciting "Amitabha" silently with both hands, he breathed a sigh of relief,
Phew!
After a breath of cool air was blown out, the nine-ring tin staff standing next to San Zang seemed to be pushed down by a mysterious force.
The heavy tin cane, with the big bumpy head on top, accidentally hit the back of the fat man's head!
After a bang,
the fat and short limbs stretched out suddenly, and fell into the pit again, and then there was no sound again,
only gurgling. And the blood that flowed out appeared from all around Fatty, dyeing her clothes and the surrounding land red!
At this time,
San Zang secretly exhaled a sigh of relief again, picked up the nine-ring tin staff, shook off the blood stains on it, and then pretended to be saved by Fatty Dundun again!
Finally,
San Zan looked at the frightened red and pink skeletons in the distance and suddenly felt a pain in his back!
It seems that he can’t do the removal of //membrane//feeding//Tao,
Now Sanzang feels that
I have developed gynophobia!
Sure enough,
When a woman goes crazy, she has nothing to do with men at all?
Just when Sanzang was thinking about finding a way out, a group of well-equipped and heroic female knights suddenly appeared in the distance!
Not to mention the graceful leader, her appearance is much better than the group of losers who just surrounded the third burial!
Yes,
In front of this female knight who followed the horse, the group of tigers and wolves just now were not even the most basic broken flowers,
At best, it’s considered a failure!
At this time,
The female knight hung two big hammers and came to Tang San Zhan in a flash. After a trace of undisguised greed flashed in her eyes, she looked around with warning eyes and said loudly
: "The king has ordered that no one can come near this Man, this is the king’s distinguished guest!”
After the female knight finished speaking, she looked at Tang Sanzang and said with a smile: “Dear guest, please come with me!”< br>
“Uh…”
San Zan was a little scared, because he found that this female knight was not a good person, with the undisguised wolfishness in her eyes,
Tell him clearly -
This girl is just greedy for your body!
Gudu!
Thinking of this, San Buran swallowed subconsciously. Before he could speak, the female knight blushed,
He arched his body forward and looked at his plump and energetic buttocks and the narrow gap on the saddle.
He said crisply: "Dear guest, you came in a hurry and forgot to prepare your horse. If the guest doesn't If you don’t like it, please ride with me!”
Fuck you!
This woman really covets her beauty and her body,
Bah!
Come down!
Thinking of this,
San Zan took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to taste the horse///shock in his heart, and then said: "The donor is joking, the poor monk can't sit still !”
The female knight laughed when she heard this. : "Dear guest, I am rude to the general. If your distinguished guest doesn't mind, why don't you stay below and me on top? It's not that I take advantage of your distinguished guest, but that this horse of mine can't be controlled by anyone but me!"
Said,
The female knight was also very skillful and showed off her waist skills. It was so soft that it seemed like she had no bones!
But before San Zang could say anything, the female knight suddenly realized: "Oh, it must be my general's armor that is getting in the way of making this distinguished guest laugh. I will take it off right now!"
< br>After the female knight finished speaking,
she actually took off her armor on the horse, revealing her plump waist without a trace of fat! "White trousers? Inside... you're fucked, hairless..."
After Sanzang glanced at it intently, he quickly closed his eyes, showing a sage look,
and said in a low voice: "Ami... the female donor misunderstood, mainly because of the poor monk and two others. There is an apprentice behind, I think he will be here soon!”
After saying that, Sanzang turned his head and looked behind him, eager for the rescue of Monkey and Zhu Bajie!
Don’t say anything else,
With their majestic looks, if one stayed beside him, they would bring him a full and overwhelming sense of security!
His three burials can subdue dragons and tigers, but he cannot subjugate only the female knight, a fierce tiger!
......
At the same time,
What are Monkey and Bajie, who can make Sanzang feel so safe, doing?
They were resting in the woods thirty miles away from the third burial.
Bajie and the white dragon mule were lying on the ground. The monkey hung himself on the tree and swung, eating leisurely. Holding a peach,
it looks like an old man basking in the sun in the yard after retirement!
"Hey..."
At this time,
Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his enlarged belly, with a look of pain on his face. After struggling for a while, he stood up sweating profusely,
Puffing heavily, he didn't dare to say anything. Bending too hard!
After a while,
Bajie looked up at the monkey hanging on the tree and said with a depressed expression: "Brother Monkey, do we really not need to go find the master? The master is really fine. ?”
“And!”
The monkey waved his hand with disdain, gnawed the peach in his hand, and said nonchalantly:
"With Master's current strength, even if he is facing Taiyi Xuanxian, he can beat him everywhere." Ya, what danger can a group of ordinary women from the human race pose?"
"I, Old Sun, have already checked. There are no big monsters within a hundred miles. Master is absolutely fine!"
Speaking of this,
The monkey glanced at Zhu Bajie. , took another bite of peach, and muttered:
"As for the piglets in your belly, don't worry. As long as the master is happy, he will definitely help you!"
"Brother Monkey, I don't care if you say this. I love hearing it!”
Zhu Bajie looked at him with a look of resentment. The monkey waggled his big ears and said angrily -
"Why do you mean that Master can help me when he is having fun? Brother Monkey, you are fine now, so why can't you help me, an old pig?"< br>
“Help you?”
The monkey immediately exploded upon hearing this. After jumping down from the tree, he waved half of the peach in his hand and smashed it into Zhu Bajie's head. He said angrily:
"Idiot, if you dare I swear to the Jade Emperor, if the master investigates the case afterwards, you help my old grandson withstand the tight hoop, and I, my old grandson, will help you. What do you think? !"
"You, you, you..."
Zhu Bajie covered his stomach and rolled his eyes at the monkey. After thinking for a long time, he turned around and turned his back to the monkey,
He said in a squeaky voice: "You think so well, but you stinky monkey knows how to bully me, an old pig!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Seeing Bajie's honest look, the monkey was no longer angry. Instead, he became more playful and pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear.
He was about to When asking Bajie if he wants to physically destroy those piglets——
A violent attack A sound that jumped like thunder, but with a little bit of sadness, suddenly sounded ten miles away - "Monkey, no matter what you say today, I have to put a tight ring on you, and no one can Can’t stop me! Da~~~!”
(End of this chapter)