Chapter 946 Tang San’s Burial: My damn charm has no place to be...
“Ah!!!”
Accompanied by a monkey and Zhu Bajie, some familiar screams and miserable The screams rang out, and the three beasts who were resting
raised their big ears at the same time!
Bai Longma tilted his head and looked at the direction of the sound. His head was filled with question marks, as if he didn't understand San Zang's screams!
After all, compared with Monkey and Bajie, it is the person closest to San Buran and the one who understands this animal best.
Logically speaking, after going to the land of girls, San Burial should be able to rely on the vastness of the sea and the leaping of fish in the sky. Is it the right state to let the bird fly?
Why does it sound so miserable?
As for the monkey,
the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and then he raised his ears and listened carefully, and the expression on his face immediately became weird,
The next second,
the monkey with a strange expression jumped into the sky and headed straight for the direction of the sound!
At the same time,
Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground and patting his belly, suddenly sat up and looked at the direction the monkey was leaving, smiling so heartlessly——
"Hehehehe... You Bima Wen, who has killed a thousand swords, told you to go to the master a long time ago, but you just said there is no rush, no rush, you hairy stinky monkey, how can you know about the human race woman? Horrible? ”
"Don't talk about Master's eight pairs of abs, even if he has eighty pairs, as long as he stays in the daughter's country for one night, if he can breathe, I will lose!"
Speaking of this,
Zhu Bajie was happy again, squinting his eyes and enjoying himself leisurely Said:
“You damn Bima Wen, when you put on the tight band, I will ask for a spell from the master. If you dare not listen to me, I will kill you. ! ”
But,
At this time, Zhu Bajie did not notice that Xiao Bailong looked at him, full of pity, and was still trapped in his own fantasy,
As if in his imagination,
it I really saw the monkey being tortured by myself He looked like he was squinting, patting his belly leisurely, and lying back,
While lying down, he said: "Nothing can be solved without a thousand words of 'Big Brother' by then!"
At this time,
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his eyes go dark. Before he could open his eyes, he heard an extremely unkind voice coming from his ear -
"What can't be solved with a thousand words?"
" Senior Brother!"
The proud Zhu Bajie said subconsciously, and then he realized something was wrong. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a figure standing above his head,
he was bending. Bend your waist and look at yourself condescendingly!
That familiar furry face, Lei Gong, had a heart-stopping grin on his lips, and his blood-red eyes were filled with a chill that would make his liver and gallbladder burst!
The next second,
Zhu Bajie shivered violently, and a pig heart suddenly rose to his throat. After swallowing a mouthful of old phlegm with a gulp,
< br>This is revealed He put on an awkward but polite smile and said in a stiff tone: "Sir... senior brother, didn't you go to save the master?"
"Master, I, Old Sun, have my own explanation!"
The monkey gritted his teeth and said, raised his little fist, and then gritted his teeth and said: "But now... you have to give me an explanation first!"
After that,
The monkey raised his little fist and hit the pig's head hard in front of him——
Bang!
A muffled sound,
The millstone-sized stone under Zhu Bajie's body shattered into pieces with a bang, and even half of Zhu Bajie's body was knocked to the ground.
The next second,
a shrill, sharp sound , suddenly resounded here Fang Xukong——
“zuo…”
When the pig-killing screams sounded, let alone the white dragon mule lying on the ground, he shivered in fright. Even Tang San was buried ten miles away,
He also swallowed the curse that was about to blurt out.
Then he pointed in the direction where the screams came from, looking at the female knight who led hundreds of female soldiers to surround him and was filled with righteous indignation,
He put his hands together and said with a broken face: "Female Donor, that scream just now is the second disciple of the poor monk. Zhu Bajie said, I don’t know what happened, the poor monk wants to see!”
“Apprentice?”
The female knight looked at San Zang in surprise and frowned. : "Your apprentice is a pig?"
"Exactly!"
San Zan clasped his hands together and explained with a smile: "There is also a monkey, who is also the disciple of the poor monk!"
"Monkey? Pig?"
The female knight's eyebrows knitted into a knot, and she said thoughtfully: "Your apprentice, are you a male or a female?"
"Uh..."
After hearing this, San Zan thought about it very seriously, then rubbed his chin and said solemnly: "Male!"
Wow! Before Sanzang could put down the hand rubbing his chin and raise his eyelids, he heard a burst of sound of fighting and iron horses.
Looking up, he found that he was surrounded before. Oh, those heroic and murderous female warriors,
rearranged their formation in just half a breath!
Moreover, the eyes of every female warrior were burning with extremely terrifying and scorching flames that were so hot that they could set people on fire!
Especially the feeling of eagerness to try, which made Sanzong's hair stand on end with fright, and his miter was blown away by the invisible energy,
revealing the beauty that made the women The handsome bald head is drooling and passionate!
Seeing this,
San Zang subconsciously adjusted his hair,
Thoughts——
Hey,
my damn charm has nowhere to put it!
At this time,
the female knight glanced at San Zang and raised her hips. Because the female knight had already removed part of her armor, San Zang looked at her intently. After taking a look,
She was shocked to find that the thin white shirt that had been standing between the female knight's skin and armor was soaked with sweat
at this time!
The soaked white shirt became even more unobstructed. In a trance, Sanzang seemed to have seen the deeply hidden trap of the female knight!
After taking another quick look, Sanzang made a determined decision not to fall into the trap of ‘gentleness’,
It's not because he is not the opponent of Tiger, nor because he doesn't want to be a male knight,
It's mainly because——
As a monk, he must remember that I am not close to women. 'The commandments!
Yes,
We need to quit sex! ! !
Thinking of this,
San Buran put his hands together and said with dignity: "Amitabha, thank you to the female benefactor for your kindness, the poor monk understands it!"
"I don't know how to praise, hum!"
After seeing the appearance of San Buran, the female knight sat on the saddle bitterly, only to hear a crisp sound of 'pop',
Amid a burst of water droplets splashing around, the female knight said bitterly A sentence——
"Come on, catch that male monkey and boar!"
As the female knight finished speaking, hundreds of female warriors instantly became energetic as if they had been given blood, and their eyes turned red at the same time. ,
Just hearing a "rumbling" sound, mixed with the flying smoke and dust in the sky, hundreds of female warriors transformed into women like the wind,
He went straight to the location of the monkey and Zhu Bajie. go!
After a while,
The female knight, with two greedy-looking guards, came to San Zang coldly and arrogantly. Looking at the wet saddle, she frowned and said coldly: "Dear guest, let's go. I wasn't very capable just now." Did you run away? It made me sweat all over!”
Yes,
After the female knight sat down just now, there was sweat everywhere, which is enough to show that San Zang had just run away. How fast!
As for those who think wrongly, just face the wall——
Dirty,
Xiabei!
tui!
At this time,
Sanzang faced the female knight sitting tightly on the horse, closed her eyes tightly and lowered her gaze and said: "Female donor, Nian..."
When Sanzang calmed down and only had time to say half of the word 'please', a more harsh,
and hair-raising scream suddenly came from the distance——
"zuo..."
PS: Brothers, I am taking a leave of absence here. I will take a day off tomorrow and decide the day after tomorrow (95% probability of resuming updates)!
I was returning from my mother-in-law’s house on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year. I was hit by a car on the highway and my car was totaled. Fortunately, I was fine!
Key points:
It’s not that the author drives too fast, it’s my Wuling car. The brakes are really not comparable to those of a million-dollar Touareg!
He stopped as soon as he braked, and my child was still sleeping in the car...
These two chapters were also rushed out in the middle of the night, please forgive me! ! !
Thank you! ! !
(End of this chapter)