There was a drizzle outside the window, and drums were beating loudly inside the window.
The fluorescent light above my head blurred my retinas, and my hands were shackled. I pounded on the table and said words that were driving me crazy for the hundredth time. My patience was almost exhausted, and I wanted to knock this difficult interrogator down with a stool. faint.
"So - it was those three Russian swindlers who tricked me and took away my black card. Why didn't you arrest them!?"
"Miss, I didn't The so-called three Russians in the room were not detected. There was only you and a cowherd chatting in the whole room.”
The silver-haired military policeman who looked young sat calmly opposite me and drank coffee slowly. , advised me to calm down, with a clearly retarded expression on my face.
"Huh? They just ran away with a whoosh. Besides, if the person in charge of the nightclub doesn't pull him up, you will kick him and vomit blood!"
I argued with reason.
The military policeman in front of me is really not that difficult to deal with. He kicked away the person in charge of the nightclub who was trying hard to pull his military boots to buy me time to escape. At that time, I put one leg on the window and was about to run away. The next second I knew I was being cuffed without anyone noticing.
I think that in my wise life, I, Chesia, was actually jumped by three Russian liars. In just a blink of an eye, the three Russians disappeared from the world and took away my black card. They are really a bunch of black-hearted liars. Ahhhh!
I was handcuffed and put in a police car. The vulgar me whistled desperately to cover up, and quietly handed the military policeman a huge gold card at the speed of light in an attempt to bribe him. I never thought that he would be there on the spot. He caught me and grabbed my finger with a smile. He was so strong that he almost broke it. He told me regretfully.
I used to be involved in pornography, so I just needed an education. Now I'm suspected of bribing public officials with dirty money. If I don't have a family member to bail me out, I'll go to jail.
My parents are like stars in the sky. How about you, policeman, use a telescope to communicate with me?
Once again, he refused the check that I forcibly handed him. The motionless military policeman in front of him was obviously angered by my insulting his profession with money. He put away his polite fake smile and darkened his face, " Miss, if you give me that pile of useless paper again, I guarantee that you can spend the rest of your life in prison."
Oh, my God, what nonsense did this guy say? Money is such a charming symbol. It is impossible for anyone not to like money, and it is impossible for anyone to refuse to become a rich person who gets rich overnight!
Faced with a pile of checks that were equated with scrap paper in his mind, he held up the gleaming handcuffs without changing his expression. I was scared. I didn’t want to sit in a trap.
The young man who was exhausted by my torture covered his forehead, waved his hands and asked his subordinates to send me away, crossed his legs on the table and closed his eyes to rest, "I really can't stand this kind of self-righteous rich lady, my brain is not working well, Why is it that Mr. Tiechang is not there? Wouldn’t it be better to give him a role as a messenger of justice?”
Holding the iron railings with both hands, I tried hard to turn the tide, "Uncle policeman, how about fifty million, how about adding ten beachside villas————"
A saber to A thunderous force streaked through the air, followed the side of my face and penetrated into the wall behind me, exploding in my ears with a buzzing sound.
Stop moving, I was as quiet as a chicken for an instant.
The low pressure counted the cracks in the prison. Before I could count to the 3008th crack, the door opened. The military policeman with a bad expression came over and unhooked the shackles on my hands. I rolled out of the cell.
I moved my free hands and showed a happy smile, "Uncle policeman, have you finally decided to accept my check?"
Uncle policeman smiled: "Unfortunately, someone came to bail you out. Still. Yes, my name is Tiaoye Caiju. "
If you continue to insult me with money, you will never see the sun every day."
The rain was very light and had stopped a long time ago. There was not even a puddle on the road. As soon as I reached the door of the bureau, a black figure huddled in the darkness hugged my thigh at a sprint speed of 100 meters. The heartless military police next to me immediately left me three meters away.
I was confused, and the aggrieved shadow on my body had already begun to cry.
"Caramel sauce, I'm so worried about you. The two children at home are crying and looking for their mother. I can only leave the children to the short wet nurse to find you alone..." What's going on? He was talking nonsense in front of a group of policemen, and I tried to cover his beeping mouth.
Dazai Osamu, who looks like a human but still looks like a sickly and handsome guy, was very scheming in wearing the black suit he had just worn. He looked very boyish and had a bandage on his head.
The emotional female police officer has already shown pity on her face, looking at me with a look of disdain for a beauty who encounters an unkind person. In contrast to the weak and pitiful Dazai Osamu, I am just a playboy scumbag who abandoned her husband and son, a peerless scumbag. Male Hong Shixian.
What is this?
[The philandering wife spent money on a day trip to a nightclub and was raped by a fairy, while the virtuous husband remained affectionate and generously went to bail]
The scheming boy Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows again, his eyelashes were filled with distressing tears, and he looked like a holy lady, even though you are a scumbag and you still go out to find a pretty boy, but I still love you, so I forgive you.
Dazai Osamu, who looks like Lin Pinru, but is actually Ellie, has outstanding acting skills, and he perfectly portrays the submissive attitude of a wealthy young daughter-in-law who dares to be angry but dare not speak.
"Caramel sauce, the police lady told me that you were detained when you went to the nightclub. Is it because Aji didn't do well? Dundun and Jinghua are still children. How can you bear to leave them to find someone else? Pretty boy." He was full of emotions.
“I’m sorry, it’s because Azhi has too little money that I can’t win your heart. I will make good money to support you and the children. At worst, I will sell the house passed down by my ancestors and let Dun Dunjing Go get a job selling newspapers, but you don’t want the caramel sauce. Leave me -"
After crying a lot, he wiped his nose and tears on me in pain. His superb acting skills made me couldn't help but applaud. The murderous eyes around me were about to pierce me. It seemed that my The image is gone forever.
Please, leave some clothes for Pinru!
Dog man, you are the only one who can act, right? I said indifferently, "Oh, you are really good at joking. Didn't you chat with your little lover in the bar yesterday? Wouldn't it be better for you if I left?"
The people eating melons suddenly changed their gazes and looked at Dazai Osamu with burning eyes. The sense of déjà vu in this bloody drama was too strong.
Dazai Osamu stopped wiping away his tears and quickly explained: "It's not what you think, we are just friends!"
Dazai Osamu's integrity has no lower limit, I continued to sneer, "Then I’m just going to meet my friends, do you care about me?”
Dazai Osamu was aggrieved and dared not speak out, just like the quarrelsome little daughter-in-law: "But you said you want to rent a house. Obviously we have never played this exciting game. At most, we just play in the office. Why?"
Is this the focus of the result? You old pervert!
I sneered, I'm not stupid, who would believe this shit from Osamu Dazai? It wasn't long before he came to block me. When I go back, I will definitely be played by him in a dark room, so I'm a fool to go back.
I made up my mind and walked straight to the door. There was a brown candy stuck to my foot and it kept rolling around. I had no time to care about it. This time I had to go back to my parents' house no matter what. I gave up.
Dazai Osamu, who has tenacious vitality, was struggling all the way. His high-end black suit was covered with dust. The sanitation worker held up a broom and watched helplessly as Dazai Osamu swept the entire street for him, wandering alone.
Oh, if it had just rained heavily, Dazai Osamu would definitely not want to be covered in mud and water and flutter around. In the end, I really couldn't bear to accompany him to the Yokohama Gossip Daily. I put on a mask of pain and pulled him up, and begged him in a good voice, "Please spare me. I don't want it anymore, leader. Let's break up peacefully. I will do the same to you." Okay."
The grandson burst into tears: "But I only like you!"
"But I don't just like you."
< br>I said the quotes of scumbag men, and it was clear that they were scumbags.
"It doesn't matter, I don't mind who you like, Caramel Sauce, as long as you're by my side." The Oscar-winning actor affectionately confessed his love at the traffic light intersection, then laughed at himself and lowered his head sadly, "I know I didn't do well. , there is no way to compare with the ideal type you like, I even played a trick on getting married, please don’t leave me, okay..."
However, Dazai Osamu is also a real bitch.
Keep talking nonsense, no one will believe your lies.
The green light turned on, and I walked across the other side indifferently. Dazai Osamu followed closely, always keeping half a step away, cautiously like a large dog that was abandoned by its owner and did not dare to catch up. It was pitiful. Xi whispered a reminder.
"Caramel Sauce, it seems like there will be heavy rain today, otherwise we should go home first."
"Caramel Sauce, you don't look too good, otherwise we should go home."
"Caramel Sauce, it's really going to rain, let's go home."
>Being brainwashed by the temptation to go home, I walked faster and faster, and the people behind me walked faster and faster. We were like little kids preparing to compete with each other about who can go home first at sunset, and eventually it evolved into me Running hard in front, Dazai Osamu chased after him hard.
Whoever catches me first is the dog. I must not lower my head. I ran faster on eight-centimeter high heels. I didn’t care about the looks of passers-by who looked at me as mentally retarded. I yelled at the top of my lungs without any image.
"There is something wrong with you, Dazai Osamu. This is not a scenario where you chase me and I will give you xxx if you catch me!"
Osamu Dazai's cheeky voice came from behind: "Caramel Sauce, if I catch you, I will make you Sauce Sauce!"
Ahhhhhhh, he said something about tigers and wolves on the street, I ran harder, betting on Liu Dao Kui's pineapple head, I would definitely not lose.
After running for a long time, the high heels could no longer hold up. Dazai Osamu’s little hoof was still daydreaming about how his physical strength had gotten so good.
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I turned around.
Good guy, that little bitch Dazai Osamu is riding a traffic police motorcycle that he stole from nowhere. He is riding like a tiger and a tiger. His soul floats around the corner and is about to catch up. Black The coat clung to my shoulders and fluttered in the wind, unable to fall off.
You even winked at me, you shameless little bastard!
This wave of sexy tricks almost broke my waist. I continued to step on high heels to avoid Dazai Osamu’s loving attack. I was crazy and holding my head. Finally, the high heels tried their best and the heel broke. Halfway through, I was caught off guard and plunged into the green belt in front, forced to feel the smell of trees and earth.
After giving up my strength, I pulled out my head full of leaves and popped the leaves in my mouth. I stepped on the flat shoes with no hesitation and ran wildly. Looking at my shadowless legs, it was just a little slaughter. My son’s motorcycle is nothing.
"Hey! Children, this is a motorway, you can't..." The opportunity came. The traffic policeman in front of me warned me on a motorcycle with a loudspeaker and a stack of tickets. My eyes were bright. , I'm sorry, uncle policeman.
I snatched the traffic policeman’s motorcycle, put on a helmet, kicked off my high-heeled shoes, and stepped on the engine. I started driving vigorously, driving along a route that even my relatives would not recognize, and walking like lightning with a cool and domineering attitude. Bit.
Phew, who can't drive these days? I'm the most beautiful girl on the motorway.
Even if I, Cecia, jump from here and be chased by Dazai Osamu, I will not take the initiative to admit my mistake!
Dazai Osamu behind me didn’t expect that I was as shameless as him, so he immediately became unhappy. He raised his loudspeaker and stepped on the accelerator to catch up, “Caramel sauce, why don’t you take Osamu’s car? Don’t be angry with A Zhi, let’s go home.”
Who is afraid? Who, I just shouted back with a loudspeaker: "You bitch, get out of here, whatever you say is useless, I want to go back to my parents' home!"
"But you said you would love me alone, Dundun He Jinghua is still nursing at home, the child cannot live without his mother!”
"I have said this to more than a dozen people. I still have two middle school students, Pineapple Head and Erqueou Doudou, in my mother's family. My younger brother cannot live without my older sister!"
"But I only love Caramel sauce, you are alone, don't be fooled by those little vixens, even if you don't love me, I still love you as before!"
"What you said is right! Shit, since you are pursuing excitement, you should carry it out to the end. Jump out of the car and commit suicide now!”
The horn scattered the voices of our two fools on the motorway, and the crackling electric sound attracted passers-by. Looking back, I watched with wide eyes the two crazy couples quarreling on the traffic police's motorcycle. Some of them had already picked up their mobile phones and consciously took pictures.
[Surprise! Crazy criticism of a couple quarreling on a motorway on a TTC motorcycle, is this the loss of humanity or the loss of morality? ]
At this time, the TV tower urgently broadcast a report. In the picture, two traffic policemen hugging each other and crying like 200-pound children, cried to the reporter in tears.
The young traffic policeman with a head full of fines spoke with tears in his eyes.
"Do you believe it? I just wanted to help the gentleman who was suspected of being disabled cross the road with good intentions, but he said that he might even kill the motorcycle for my wife, so he just snatched my motorcycle, ugh Wuwu..."
Another traffic policeman with a high-heeled shoe on his head cried and spoke.
“Can you believe it? I just wanted to tell the child that pedestrians should not walk on the motorway, but she said that in order to kill her cheap husband, she might even throw away her high heels. In the end, she not only snatched my He also hit me with a motorcycle and high heels, 嘤嘤嘤..."
(End of chapter)
The author said: Leave some clothes for me.