My teacher once politely said that there was something wrong with my brain, which ruined his reputation.
And the soul has no artistry, and killing people can turn into a slaughter scene.
So I replied to the teacher seriously.
Teacher, times have changed.
After saying that, I took out the latest mobile phone and logged onto the New Era Killer | Shou website, trying to use the latest data in today's killer world as a basis.
And I gave him a caring look, saying that I will definitely support the teacher until his death, and will not send him to a nursing home, nor will I remove his oxygen mask.
Adhering to the attitude of respecting the elderly and loving the young, I answer earnestly.
“Teacher, I have booked the most expensive cemetery in Italy for you in advance, hired the best team of black coffin bearers, and customized a wreath worth 50 million. When you die, you will definitely be the whole person. Sicily has the most The one with dignity!”
Reborn’s expression changed for some reason. After a few seconds of strange silence, his dark eyes stared straight at me. The calm before the storm was brewing in his deep eyes, and his hands moved slightly. For a moment.
Len on the brim of the hat also looked at me with faint little eyes, his green tail curled into a very tangled circle, as if he was considering whether to give my head a blow.
Silence is Vongola tonight.
Finally, my teacher stared at me meaningfully, gave me an indescribable look, and suddenly sneered, making my scalp numb with laughter.
Chesia, just keep your mouth shut and you will become a fine lady.
Oh, and a normal brain.
I was left with a cold and heartless figure. The world’s number one killer was gone. The brothers who had been eavesdropping at the door breathed a sigh of relief and comforted me. Although I was stupid, they would not Dislike me.
Sawada Tsunayoshi, the calmest among them, smiled and was surprised to see me alive. He patted me on the shoulder and said that the three of us brothers could go have a meal to celebrate.
Senior sister, you are actually still alive!
He sighed as he saw a miracle.
These words sounded in my ears——
You actually still have the nerve to live, the teacher is extremely disappointed in you!
Infinite grievance welled up in my heart. I patted them on the shoulders firmly and told them, good brothers, I will cook tonight, tell me what you want to eat.
The two people in front of me disappeared, leaving me with dust and garbage roaring in the air.
Look, I am hated by the two leaders. They have embarked on the path of dirty social beings.
On the second day of Reborn’s business trip, I ran away from home.
One week after I ran away from home, I got married.
One month after I got married, I lost my husband... No, my marriage was stable, I just got out of the situation, don't think about it.
Looking back on the past, I was lying on the dining table, holding my fork and tapping the white porcelain plate.
The young man in a white shirt across from him cut the steak with dark soy sauce with a look of hatred on his face. After being mentally prepared, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring. He closed his eyes and swallowed it down his throat without even chewing. His face turned blue for a second and he fell on the dining table without closing his eyes.
After a while, the black-haired young man who was suspected of being poisoned got up tenaciously, staring at the last piece of beef on the plate with a pale face, fighting an arduous psychological struggle, pursed his lips tightly, and looked at the In his eyes, the steak was comparable to devil's food. Then he looked at me, who was staring at him without changing his face. He closed his eyes, raised the knife in his hand, and swallowed the last bite with tears in his eyes.
The head fell on the table with a "bang", and the young man's muffled voice came from his arms, with a bitterness.
"Madam, you are very beautiful and cute, but the food you cook...is really..." Choking, he slowly raised his seaweed head, then lowered it wiltingly.
I raised my eyelids to look at him, and calmly poured black vinegar on the steak in front of me.
Shuddering, he covered his face in grief: "No, it's so delicious that I can't eat anything else. Please, I'll cook from now on, please!"< br>
“So you like my cooking so much?”
The miserable Dazai Osamu drank the tenth glass of lemon and forced out a clear smile, “Well, I I like it the most. I like it very much. ”
"Then you can eat my portion too. Don't you like curry very much?"
I pushed over the spicy curry with strawberry jam.
Dazai Osamu: "!!!"
The aggrieved Dazai Osamu ate a large plate with tears, and there was really nothing left.
In the afternoon, Nakahara Chuuya, an old lady who was worried about our lives, asked me to talk alone.
The male mother, Zhongyuan Zhongya, frowned and taught me earnestly: "Take it easy. Recently, the leader has always looked listless and kidney-deficient in meetings, and he always went to the toilet in the middle."
I sneered, that's the truth. He didn't care about himself and said: "What? If he can't do it, why should he blame me for being too good?"
Knowing that Osamu Dazai was a wife slave, Nakahara Shuya shut up and looked at me with strange eyes, Suddenly came the sentence.
"You have such a volatile temper, maybe you have it."
"..."
I refused to broach the subject, he was thinking about peaches.
But Nakahara Chuuya, the wet nurse, has too much imagination. When she saw me looking disgusted, she became even more sure of her own ideas. She had already figured out the problem of strollers and milk powder, and subconsciously ignored my hindsight. With his hands in good shape, he was busy planning to sign up for a parenting class for his intern father, Dazai Osamu, with an expression as if the child belonged to him.
It is impossible to divorce Dazai Osamu, and it is impossible to run away. Dazai Osamu is too black and disdainful. If I say one thing, he can refute me ten thousand points in a well-reasoned and orderly way. This is Is there an IQ gap?
I once asked myself how much I like Dazai Osamu. It’s probably not worth a penny. My liking has always been cheap, including but not limited to cats and dogs on the roadside.
The bloody lessons I learned when I was young destined me to be indifferent and distant towards love. Even if I fell in love, it would always be a cheap emotion packed at half price.
Can love be used as food? Love is just for temporary happiness. Real love requires both parties to bear the burden of each other. The risks are not worth it.
But all his property was given to me. Who doesn’t like money? This is great!
I think I am very sensible, very sensible. I was just blinded by Dazai Osamu’s beauty.
Yes, that’s right, that’s it, reject other reasons!
In the evening, holding a cup of wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea in my hand, my mind was wandering, and there was movement from the bathroom. I looked at it subconsciously, and was immediately frightened to wake up. The health tea in my hand Almost spilled on the bed.
The steamy fingers with clear joints clung to the edge of the door frame, and a wet seaweed head popped out, followed by Dazai Osamu's 1.8-meter figure and a face full of emotion and still wanting to talk.
The wet tie, the white shirt that is almost transparent and close to the skin, the black suit pants that have turned into tight pants, the face that seems to be smiling but not smiling, and the slender fingers unbuttoning, look more than a little bit sexy , take a few breaths and then you can go into the sea.
The worldly beauty Dazai Osamu looked at me sparklingly, exuding a charm that was a hundred times more dazzling than before. He was more enchanting than a seductive fairy, and he spoke sweetly and coquettishly in a long tone.
"Madam, what do you want to play this time? Can you play wet?"
The hand holding the health tea trembled.
Recently, Osamu Dazai doesn't know whose slander he should listen to, and he is getting more and more noisy every time, as if he is eager to prove something. I was wrong. I shouldn't have been fooled by his character of a sickly young master, and I shouldn't have laughed at him for killing the chicken in vain. As a result, I can only rely on wolfberry to survive.
This little goblin wants me to die. There is still half a pack of wolfberry given by Zhongyuan Zhongya at home. After tonight, will I still be alive?
My eyes were blank, and I looked like a pure and celibate person: "Have you seen your desk?"
The beautiful black-haired young man in front of me grinned happily. I understand. He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and rubbed his hands in anticipation.
“Do you want to play in the office? As expected of my wife!”
"Sit on."
"Okay~"
"That's where you'll sleep tonight. If you dare to climb on my bed, I'll take you to get sterilized tomorrow."< br>
Dazai Osamu: "..." The smile gradually disappearedjpg
Looking at me in disbelief, I ignored my charming husband and closed my eyes alone. Dazai Osamu fell down with his eyes blank, dripping water droplets covered the table, and he was whimpering alone, a little Zai Osamu Zai lost his dream.
Nice! He saved his waist who was about to run away from home.
I thought I would be able to play the game of pretending to be a house drinker with Dazai Osamu until I was old. Anyway, I had nothing to lose. On the other hand, there was more and more money in the vault, and the Port Mafia was at my disposal. Is there anything more exciting than this?
No, only by having power can you gain a foothold in society. Society is so cruel and people's hearts are so shallow. If you don't have strength, you can only be stepped on by the strong. There is nothing wrong with that.
Assuming that I love Osamu Dazai, then power must account for 90%.
I was so powerful that I ignored Nakajima Atsushi's kind reminder. I wore a lady's mink fur and a red cheongsam, held cigarettes and candy in my mouth, and started visiting nightclubs with Osamu Dazai's money.
Before I even stepped through the door, Dazai Osamu, who was pressing the locator on me with his back foot, rushed over and ordered the mafia to cover the nightclub. Not only that, he also threatened all the nightclubs with a cold face to let me go On the blacklist, whoever picks up will be unlucky.
Draged home by Osamu Dazai, I was completely exhausted and had no time to build a Barbie dream mansion.
Dazai Osamu, who saw my social nature, was happy to give me all the secret Hong Kong documents. From then on, Dazai Osamu played games and fished in the desk hole in the office, and I wore glasses for meetings. , or I hold Dazai Osamu in his arms to approve documents, and Dazai Osamu is so cute and caressing me in front of all his subordinates.
Zhongyuan Zhongya, who couldn't stand it anymore, rushed out of the door first, broke into the toilet and vomited for a long time, and took an unprecedented half-day off to go to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Dazai Osamu's possessiveness towards me grew day by day. I took another look at the cat on the roadside. When I turned around, I saw Dazai Osamu glaring at the cat, purring incomprehensibly. He squatted on the ground and glared at the cat. For five minutes, it was so stupid that I couldn’t bear to watch it.
To be honest, I see in Dazai Osamu the figure of my father who went to be a star in the sky. I remember that in order to monopolize my mother, he drove away all the animals in our street.
Oops, I want to call daddy.
Moreover, my heart without conscience moved for the first time. It is wrong for us to continue like this. Scumbags like Dazai Osamu and me will definitely not have a good life. For the sake of his future life, I decided to let him go. Ma, I'm going to get out of his life.
Thinking like this, I naturally ignored Osamu Dazai who was watching me from behind, and packed my luggage secretly.
One day, I was still approving documents in the office of the head of the Hong Kong gang. I was watching Nakahara Chuuya, who was thinner than me, reading a report. Atsushi Nakajima suddenly rushed in in a panic and said, "Chief, no, ma'am, something is wrong. He I saw Osamu Dazai running away with a red guy.
What, I was cheated! ! !
That’s okay, I can only kick him! Thinking of the fact that Osamu Dazai might be gay, I kicked over my desk, ignored Chuuya Nakahara's shout of "Fuck! This is the top floor" among the documents in the sky, broke the glass and jumped down.
Nakahara Chuuya and Nakajima Atsushi tried their best to persuade me to calm down from behind, but they couldn't catch up with the wife who turned on the electric motor for a long time. Carrying Gatling, I rushed to the door of the enemy's armed detective agency. Before I could kick down the door and ask them to hand over the adulterer, the door opened automatically.
"Bang--" The small salute exploded, and my face was covered with ribbons and shredded paper. In front of me were the members of the detective agency holding the small salute. Behind them was--no, I don't want to see--< br>
It was too late. Behind him was Osamu Dazai, who was holding a bouquet of roses. His eyes lit up and he was about to blurt out while holding the roses.
"Madam...cough cough——" The voice suddenly stopped. Dazai Osamu coughed violently after eating a mouthful of roses. Fortunately, all the rose thorns were pulled out, but he still swallowed a handful of roses. , finished the second half of the sentence.
“Be with me forever, what do you think, madam.”
“Not so good!”
Withdraw Osamu Dazai’s hand from the reflexive retort. , regardless of the crowd's cheers, I took a step back, shook my head repeatedly, and was so frightened that I dropped Gatling, turned around and ran faster than I had just caught the rapist, with an idea swirling in my mind.
It’s over, Dazai Osamu is crazy. He wants to completely tie me to his account. If I don’t run away now, it won’t be until later.
I was running with hands and feet in front of me, running out of the afterimage. Behind me, Osamu Dazai, who persisted in holding roses and wanted to have a baby with me, was like an infatuated little wife, following me without regrets. A scumbag who wears clothes and doesn't recognize anyone.
After all, it was me, Cecia, who lost. I was blocked at the entrance of Yokohama Airport by Dazai Osamu. I glanced at the arms on both sides. I took a deep breath and tried to convince others with reason.
"We are not suitable for each other. I have nothing but money and can't give you what you want." I said with a vibrato.
Dazai Osamu, who put his hands on the wall without leaving any way out, looked indifferent: "Really, it doesn't matter, I love everything about caramel sauce."
But I fucking don’t love you, so calm down, I’m really just a ruthless scumbag. In this case, with my meager height, I finally experienced the pain of being dominated by the 1.8-meter Dazai Osamu. His aura was a little lower, and he rarely trembled and looked away to look inside.
Plane, why are you a plane? Why can't you take me to Italy?
Unexpectedly, Dazai Osamu's face turned even darker and he forced my head back. If you look closely, his skin is really good. I couldn't help but show the fascination in my eyes that I hated in the past, but I regained my senses the next second. , severely despised myself.
"Sure enough, madam, you still want to run away. The power, money, beauty, body, and job are all given to you... In this case..."
He lowered his head and muttered.
A chill ran down my back, and I felt that if the place was wrong, Osamu Dazai could do it on the spot.
I swallowed hard, Dazai Osamu's expression became more and more grim. He took back a hand and dug around in his pocket. However, what he pulled out was not the gun that killed me, but a gun. Beautiful little box decorated with diamonds.
He knelt down on one knee and held up the contents of the box, which shone with a brilliance that made all the women scream and go crazy. The top-notch unparalleled light attracted the attention of all the women in the airport, who all looked at us. , some have already started to boo.
The person in the middle who seemed to have experienced a lot excitedly shouted: "Hurry! Promise him, ignore the world and elope!!!"
It's over, he has become the focus, and accepting rejection is a big trap.
Osamu Dazai looked sincere: "Get married to me for real. Maybe it's despicable, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
That diamond ring has "My Food" written all over it, and it simply follows my ideals. It’s made in a beautiful shape, and it’s really bigger and more beautiful than any diamond I’ve ever seen!
My heart actually wavered for a second. Maybe except for Dazai Osamu, I will never meet another person who treats me unconditionally. If I refuse, where can I go back to Italy? There are so many teachers and students. The senior brothers handle family affairs, and there is also an uncle who has been missing for a long time and is an aspiring young man looking for the glory of life...
I am confused Dazai Osamu took advantage of the victory and pursued: "After giving birth to a child, he will be the next leader. Rounding up the caramel sauce will be the leader."
I was shaken violently, Dazai Osamu continued: "Besides, you are the master of martial arts and I am the master of text. The child wins at the starting line when he is born. When he stands at the end and looks up to the world, he will be the most beautiful child! ”
Finally, Dazai Osamu said the fatal blow: "I brought all my belongings into the marriage, and I will be a member of the Shibusawa family from now on!"
Without any hesitation, I put on the ring in seconds, looking at Dazai Osamu. Sparks of love sparkle in the air, love magma bursts out, and you ride on the giant wheel of love.
There were cheers all around for lovers finally getting married.
Yes.
Hi.
Can.
Congratulations.
————The above is excerpted from "On Hong Kong. The History of How the Black Leader Obtained a Wife and Transformed into a Househusband"
Return to Hong Kong. The Black Queen——
< br>Sitting in the chief’s exclusive chair in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, I couldn’t help but raise the corners of my mouth crazily. I couldn’t take my eyes off the dazzling diamond ring on the ring finger of my left hand. I had already thought about going back to Italy to show off to my fellow villagers. I was really promising.
The person in the darkness came pacing, hugged me from behind, intertwined with my fingers, smiled innocently, and slowly whispered a few words into my ear with a hint of embarrassment.
“Do you know why my brother-in-law and the others didn’t investigate Caramel Sauce for running away from home?”
Reluctantly looking away from the diamond ring, I said “Huh?” and turned my head away, not knowing. How to answer a sudden topic.
Dazai Osamu said slowly: "Because, I sent an email saying that you have caramel sauce."
Ah, a delaying strategy, very smart.
At this time, I still didn't understand the seriousness of the matter. I continued to be immersed in the unparalleled light of the diamond ring. I giggled and heard the devil whisper. The tone was obviously repentant, but I could hear a hint of pride.
"But when I did it, I actually didn't wear it..."
After he said this harmlessly, he hugged her tighter.
And my smile gradually disappeared, and I couldn't laugh anymore.
Beauty misleads people, beauty is poisonous, and it specializes in persecuting honest people.
————The above is excerpted from "On Hong Kong. The history of blood and tears of how the wife of the black leader dragged her family and was forced to take power"
(End of this chapter)
The author said: The text is completed.
The main text of the leader Zai Xiang is finished!
There will probably be a side story.
He was so jealous of his own child that he drank the baby's milk powder.
There is also Dezai who lets his children act as tools and spread dog food.
And Cecia, a social animal who works hard to support the two men.