Wu Hua's plan was very simple. There were so many stolen items in the Cold Palace, so he could just pick a deadly item and hide it in the imperial concubine's palace, and then ask Li Xunhuan to report it to the empress. Even if he couldn't bring down the imperial concubine, he could still be severely injured. , it is best to make the "harem big" The dirty water of "stealing" was thrown at him. If it happened, Li Xunhuan would definitely show his face. Then he would take the opportunity to ask for the help of his friends in the cold palace. In this way, whether it was for love or an opportunity to expand his own power, the queen would definitely be interested. Will not refuse.
It makes me angry just to talk about it. I think of the three of them. One is the Seven Wonderful Monk who has been dormant in Shaolin for more than ten years and secretly poisoned more than ten famous martial arts masters. The other is the one who created the largest gang in the martial arts world and killed the weapon spectrum. number one A martial arts prodigy, coupled with Xiao Li Tanhua, whose literary talent, martial arts skills and intelligence are all amazing. Such a combination, in the scheming harem struggle, did not even have a chance to be on the table, and was taken down as soon as they met. Throw it into the cold palace! Although on the surface he said that he didn't care, that it didn't matter, and that the Dark World was like a vacation here after living and breathing for several months, but in fact, Li Xunhuan was fine, but Wuhua and Shangguan Jinhong couldn't get over this obstacle, and they were almost depressed to death. !
Now they are still willing to engage in some conspiracies and tricks, but the main reason is that they are unwilling and unconvinced. If they are really desperate, they don't mind rushing out of the cold palace with knives and chopping up all these ABCs. Well, at worst, we will reopen it. The majestic tycoon, can’t he stand up to you guys?
Although the plan is simple, the details have yet to be finalized. Li Xunhuan's brain is not in vain, so this can be left to him.
In the first step of the plan, the three of them walked around in the cold palace but couldn't find anything fatal. The two chairs of the Queen Mother could barely give the imperial concubine a head-on blow, but the palace was turned upside down before. It didn't happen all over again. It suddenly appeared now. Don't frame it too obviously.
"Then let's steal another one, a Jade Seal Tiger Talisman or something." Wuhua lay on his back on the chair and looked at the setting sun: "Remember to be quick with your movements. Now the Queen's intention to win over you is obvious. She has made it clear that she wants you. We are going to charge for him! If we miss this opportunity, we will really have to slaughter the harem for the third time." He looked at Li with a half-smile. Xun Huan: "You don't want to either, right?"
Li Xunhuan smiled: "I understand."
"It's getting late." Shangguan Jinhong said: "You should go back, maybe then Your Majesty will go to your palace tonight and ask you to sleep with him?”
A duet of malicious low laughter echoed in the lonely palace.
Li Xunhuan's face suddenly turned red. He wanted to rush back but felt that he couldn't do it. He could only walk, and he walked very fast.
After the people left, Wuhua glanced at Yang Muqing, who was crumbling into a ball, and said to Shangguan Jinhong: "What should he do? Silence him?"
Shangguan Jinhong snorted: "A person like him, when he reaches this level, The place is already full of dead people, and it doesn’t matter whether you kill him or not.”
This is true, because no matter where he is, Shangguan Jinhong will not take a second look at a person like this.
After Li Xunhuan left, the Leng Palace fell silent again. After a night's rest, Wuhua and Shangguan Jinhong also started to pack their things. Those items that should not be there must be dealt with first, so that the Leng Palace gate will not be opened by then. As soon as they opened it, the palace concubines who were so busy wanted to come in and sit down, and they took a look, hey, aren't these the pots and pans that were lost in my palace? That would be funny.
As far as leaving the Cold Palace is concerned, both Shangguan Jinhong and Wuhua reacted mediocrely. Anyway, they can live here if they want. If they don’t want to, they can get out with some tricks. The worst is that the slaughterhouse will be reopened. Yang Muqing was so happy to have saved his life!
After they leave, the main hall that has been repaired is mine!
I am really happy, and I am really sad. The side hall that has been deserted for many years cannot be accommodated. Mr. Yang has been laying paving in the yard for two consecutive days. The weather is fine, but on the third night there is a sudden strong wind. Heavy rain, poor Mr. Yang was also a son of an aristocratic family before he was chosen as Zhaoyi. He has been well-dressed and well-fed since he was a child. When has he ever suffered this? He was already in poor health, and was beaten like a sick chicken by the sudden heavy rain. He could only huddle under the eaves of the main hall and tremble. Fang's mother gave him a small quilt, and he hugged Xiao Xiazi under the quilt and cried till the sky was dark. .
“I’m so pale! Why are you so blind and insist on torturing a miserable person like me?” Xiao Xiazi was full of emotion, crying and singing sadly. He wailed: "There are thousands of houses in the world, but how can I have an acre of land? This pouring rain has wet my body..."
The sky seemed to match the scene, and two thunder struck down, and the rain fell. The rain fell more urgently.
The door behind him creaked open, bringing with it a gust of warm air. Shangguan Jinhong was wearing a Chinese coat and his eyes were heavy. His little raccoon cat squatted on his shoulder and yawned, with the same displeasure in his eyes. friendly.
The mournful man at his door blinked his red eyes and looked at him pitifully.
Xiao Xiazi choked up, and then sang: "I beg for some kind-hearted people in the family, poor and pitiful..."
"Get out!"
"Hey..."
When the rain passed the next day and the sky cleared up, Yang Muqing fell ill, with a high fever that did not go away and was unconscious. Mother Fang was so anxious that she was running around on the ground. .
Wuhua had just returned from the imperial dining room with breakfast when Xiao Xiazi, who had quick hands and quick eyes, rushed over and hugged her leg.
Xiao Xiazi didn’t say anything, just hugged her.
Wuhua sneered and said: "Why don't you sing anymore? Are there no words?"
Xiaoxiazi said: "I don't dare to sing, I'm afraid you'll kick me."
< br>Wuhuadao: "Your worries are not unreasonable, but it's a pity..." Before he finished speaking, Shangguan Jinhong opened the door and said, "Bring him in, and then go to the kitchen to wait."
Xiao Xiazi was stunned for a moment, and then happily greeted Mother Fang to carry someone.
Wuhua was also stunned, put the meal down casually, and said with a smile: "When did you become so kind?"
Shangguan Jinhong said: "Let me test you. "
Wuhua: "? "
Shangguan Jinhong said: "Can you guess the origin of the servant girl named Fang? "
Wu Hua said: "What do I guess about her origin? She is the Queen Mother and she doesn't do anything to me."
Shangguan Jinhong laughed: "She is the imperial concubine."
Wu Hua said His eyes widened slightly: "How did you see it?"
Shangguan Jinhong said: "Hua Manlou saw it."
Wuhua: "..."
He rolled his eyes at Shangguan Jinhong and sat in the yard drinking porridge.
Shangguan Jinhong also sat down and said, "This morning news came from Li Xunhuan that the plan has been completed."
Wu Hua said: "Oh."
Shangguan Jinhong said : "Although the imperial concubine has not been overthrown, she has been deprived of the right to co-administer the Sixth Palace. In two days, we will be able to go out."
Wuhuadao: "I suddenly discovered something .”
"Oh?"
Wuhua sighed: "Even smart people will become confused when they reach a certain age. Just like you, haven't you found that you no longer talk logically? You go up One sentence is still asking about my servant girl named Fang, the next sentence It’s about the plan again. Alas, Xiao Xiazi is still waiting in the kitchen. Don’t forget to grab some medicine for yourself when you go to steal the typhoid medicine.” “…” Shangguan Jinhong endured it for a while before restraining himself. He couldn't help but slap the plate of diced chicken and dried radish in front of Wu Hua's face.
"After we go out, we must have a confidant to run errands."
Wuhuadao: "So?"
Shangguan Jinhong said: "What do you think the person named Fang does? She is the imperial concubine's spy. Because of her presence, Yang Muqing did not dare to talk nonsense. Yang Muqing was useless, and she sent someone to cut Fang's tongue to prevent it. She's talking nonsense."
"Of course Fang doesn't dare to be disloyal. Her own son is still working for the imperial concubine."
Wuhua understood: "So you've fallen in love with Xiao Xiazi, and you want to hold Yang Muqing's life in your hands?"
Shangguan Jinhong imitated Wuhua's behavior and sighed: "After all, you are not stupid enough."
After that, he got up and walked outside the cold palace. As he walked, he said: "I need to grab an extra pair of medicine to help you cure your irregular menstruation."
With a "pop" sound, the ivory chopsticks in Wuhua's hand broke into two sections, and his face almost turned green.
......
A bowl of terribly bitter decoction was poured into Yang Muqing's mouth. The fever had not gone away, but at least his life was saved.
"Young Master..." Xiao Xiazi cried sadly, pierced a piece of iced honeydew with a toothpick and put it into Yang Muqing's mouth: "Do you feel better?"
Yang Muqing weakly smiled. , this melon makes him feel sweet in his heart... and pull it on the bedside.
"Young Master... Wuwuwu, Young Master, I can no longer serve you."
Half an hour ago, Shangguan Jinhong put a pack of typhoid medicine in Li Xiaoxiazi's hand and said to him: " If you want to save your young master’s life, you must follow me from now on and be my spy.” Being your eyeliner? Why don't you let me be your blusher? My only master in this life is the young master! Even if you kill me, I won't do it with you!"
The last one is so different. The man on the road has been killed by Shangguan Jinhong, but at that time there was no shortage of people around him, but now it is different. It is not easy to want the person in front of him.
Shangguan Jinhong let out a sigh of relief and used 120,000 yuan of patience to persuade: "I won't kill you, but if you don't listen to me, your son will not live long."< br>
Xiaoxiazi was frightened.
When leaving Leng Palace, Xiao Xiazi turned back three times with great reluctance. Her eyes were chasing the hem of her son's clothes, almost flying out.
Facts have proved that Shangguan Jinhong’s robbery was wise and necessary.
Li Xunhuan has been promoted! He jumped four levels in a row from being the lowest-ranking servant, taking over Yang Muqing's position, and transformed into Li Zhaoyi. Not only did he bring his two teammates out of the cold palace, but they also moved into the Zhengyang Palace together.
That’s right, it’s the Zhengyang Palace, the base of the rebellion in the last palace fight.
The scenery of Zhengyang Hall remained the same, and the three people stood in the vast garden filled with emotion.
The free-range chickens and ducks are gone, and the big water tank for pickling sauerkraut in the yard is gone. It’s really that people and things have changed...
I haven’t finished the poem yet, trouble. It's coming.
The imperial concubine and the emperor came fiercely, and the two chairs were thrown to the ground. The expensive wood was covered with mud, and it looked like it was falling apart.
The foreheads of Wuhua and Shangguan Jinhong jumped at the same time. They looked at each other and winked eight hundred times in one second.
"Didn't I ask you to handle it?"
"I handled it!"
"Then what's going on?"
"How do I know!"
The imperial concubine sneered: "You You two thieves are so brave! This was found in the lotus pond outside the cold palace wall. The guard on duty said that he saw a bald man throwing it sneakily. There are all the witnesses and physical evidence. You still have it. What to say?”
Wuhua is so frustrated!
But the emperor was the most angry about the whole thing. Her filial piety was stolen one after another. How could she bear this? Without giving him a chance to speak, he shouted sternly: "Come here! Throw this thief into the cold palace!"
Wuhua: "???" It's not over, right?
At this moment, Shangguan Jinhong stepped forward and said loudly: "This chair has nothing to do with us. Wuhua and I are together every day. We have never even seen this chair. ! Your Majesty, please don’t wrong a good person!”
The leader of the Shangguan clan raised his arms and shouted: “If I am wronged, let it rain heavily!”
After saying that, he looked to the sky devoutly.
The sun is scorching and the sky is clear, cloudless.
The martial arts hero was not embarrassed. Instead, he glanced at Xiao Xia Zi and stared at him coldly.
Xiao Xiazi was agitated, tentatively opened her mouth, and sang about Dou E's injustice.
Suddenly a cold wind swept across the sky, and in the hot summer, heavy snow actually fell!
(End of this chapter)
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