Wu Hua once asked Shangguan Jin Hong what he liked about Xiao Xia Zi, and why he had to accept such a handsome man as his attendant?
Shangguan Jinhong just smiled and said, he has his own uses.
Xiao Xiazi has little intelligence and zero strength, but when it comes to crying and mourning, he is a professional, and his voice is extremely penetrating and infectious! After repeated experiments, Shangguan Jinhong found that his skills matched his own very well. As long as they work well together, the atmosphere group skills are equivalent to the bastard in the wishing pool.
In fact, with Shangguan Jinhong's situation, if he had such skills in his original world, he would have packed up and prepared to ascend to the throne. He would not be able to ascend to the position of the Ninth Five-Year Master in half a year at most. , he has no shame to live.
Right now, being trapped in the game, holding such a big killer weapon, but only using it to fight for the position of the queen, and even using this method to protect himself from being relegated to the cold palace, is equivalent to Li Xunhuan Using Xiao Li's throwing knife is like playing a dart target game with a group of children. Even if you win beautifully, you won't have any sense of accomplishment. It's not humiliating enough.
He felt ashamed, but others didn't think so. It was so hot in July and it was snowing heavily! What injustice, what kind of chair, what kind of filial piety, all are worth mentioning in the face of this supernatural phenomenon!
At first, everyone was disdainful and contemptuous of Shangguan Jinhong's cry of injustice. Xiao Xiazi made it even more funny when he knelt down and sang Dou E's injustice. However, when the cold wind howled and snow fell from the sky At that moment, everyone froze, keeping their mouths open, eyes wide open, and their souls flying into the sky.
Not only them, but even Shangguan Jinhong’s two teammates are a little dazed. Your way of clearing away your grievances is too exaggerated and too hard-core, right?
I have never seen a fly swatted to death without a fly swatter, but directly blasted with laser cannons!
Xiao Xiazi was even more frightened by the heavy snow. She looked at the sky and opened her mouth wide, unable to make even a sound.
Shangguan Jinhong said: "Your Majesty, this time you can trust me...concubine..." He said the word "concubine" with gritted teeth: "Is it unjust?"
The little emperor was caught in the cold wind He shivered and stared blankly at the sky. A strange expression appeared on his cold and delicate face, as if he was thinking or smiling.
After all, she is an empress who has firmly established herself on the throne. Her inner qualities are not generally good. She narrowed her narrow eyes and said leisurely: "Interesting, really interesting."
After that, both Ignoring Shangguan Jinhong's cries of injustice and the imperial concubine's contribution, she just left like that! Everyone was confused, but they could only follow her.
It snowed for half an hour, and it only fell in the Zhengyang Hall. It was several feet thick. But after an hour, the wind stopped and the snow stopped, and the bright sunshine returned to the courtyard like a steamer.
The palace servants were busy clearing away the water after the melted snow, and by the way, they cleaned the two precious recliners that represented the emperor's filial piety, repaired them, and put new ice silk cushions on them. Wuhua immediately lay down on his back. On the chair - they were all brought to me anyway, so if you don't lie down, you won't be able to lie down. It's just a pity that Zhengyang Hall doesn't have enough big trees to provide shade, and the light is very bright. Wu Hua asked Shangguan Jinhong to think of a way.
Shangguan Jinhong also felt anxious while lying on the chair. He thought for a moment, called Xiao Xiazi, grabbed his collar, adjusted his facial expression, and said fiercely: "This mountain is I opened this tree. If I want to live from now on, I will leave money to buy the road!” Where did the tree come from?
Shangguan Jinhong slapped him in the face: "Why don't you cry?"
Xiao Xiazi: "Ah?" He cleared his throat and just shouted a few words of mercy when he saw In the open space of the yard, a dozen giant stars suddenly appeared. The trees and bricks on the ground turned into wild soil, and Shangguan Jinhong, who was dressed in silk, suddenly changed into coarse linen clothes, grew a full beard, and one eye was covered by an eyepatch, turning him into a one-eyed dragon. , holding a crude steel knife in his hand.
Xiaoxiazi's whole soul was shocked.
Wuhua was already lying in the shade of the tree, stretched out comfortably, and said to Li Xunhuan: "You have been promoted, and you should have gained a lot of points. Why don't you use some skills to play with? ”
< br>Li Xunhuan looked at the towering trees rising all over the yard, while the palace servants who were working silently were so frightened by this sudden change that they screamed and ran away. He sighed deeply: "Let go of your skills first, I have the talent. hunch, We are probably going to reopen again."
Shangguan Jinhong sat on the chair with a golden sword and squinted his eyes: "No, I think this empress is very wealthy, better than those in the world. A mediocre person is much stronger. If she cared about these visions, she would have had an attack as early as when it snowed."
Li Xunhuan shook his head: "What I worry about is not whether she can accept it, but whether you can accept it. ”
Shangguan Jinhong was stunned and frowned: "What do you mean by this?"
Li Xunhuan raised his chin towards the palace door: "Here we come."
A group of men and women dressed as palace servants were in the palace He hesitated at the door, saying that he didn't dare to enter. Come, the leader can only shout at the top of his voice: "The Holy One has an edict, Shangguan Jinhong will receive it——"
Shangguan Jinhong had no choice but to move his hips and wander to the palace gate to receive the edict, Wuhua and Li Xunhuan walked behind him and knelt down as well.
"Zhi said: I selected Shangguan Jinhong to serve in the deep palace and was a bandit. He was inspired by heaven and bestowed extraordinary powers. I am grateful for his talent. I specially made Shangguan a concubine and gave me the title Wen. After receiving the decree, Come to the Imperial Study Room to accompany you immediately, no need to thank you.”
Shangguan Jinhong was in a daze after receiving the order.
He is not stupid, of course he knows what the emperor is calling him to do at this time, which is to make artificial snowfall.
The leader of the Shangguan Gang has a big power, and the emperor has a big power. Although she doesn’t know the existence of the atmosphere group skills, she thinks she has mastered the necessary conditions to trigger snow!
This summer is really too hot, so...since you have the ability to snow in July, don't hide it, use it when you need it.
As for how to use it, the emperor is no longer a human being. Shangguan Jinhong has just entered the imperial study, and before his butt touches the bench, the maid in charge next to the emperor immediately stood up and shouted sternly: "Bold Concubine Wen , still don’t know the crime?”
Shangguan Jinhong: "...What crime do I have?" "You stepped into the imperial study with your left foot. Don't you know that I, Daliang, have always respected the left? You openly stepped out with your left foot in front of the Holy Master. Didn't you deliberately collide with His Majesty and intend to rebel?"
Emperor There were a lot of memorials piled up beside her, and she was concentrating on correcting them. She didn't even raise her eyes and said calmly: "Someone, drag this daring concubine out of the Meridian Gate and behead her in public."
Shangguan Jinhong: "..." What a vicious woman!
He took a deep breath and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I...I am wronged!"
The emperor put down the memorial, turned and glanced out the window: "It seems that he is not very unjust, come here, drag him out."
Shangguan Jinhong's face suddenly became blood red, and he clenched his fists and made a rattling sound. , gritted his teeth, put in all his acting skills, and hissed: "I have been wronged! If God knows that I have been wronged, let it snow heavily!"
Keep shouting until you are hoarse, the genius in the sun is covered with clouds. As expected, there was heavy snowfall outside the imperial study, and the temperature dropped sharply. The aunt in charge of the imperial palace had thoughtfully helped His Majesty put on the golden fur that had been prepared, and served him a cup of warm soup. The Emperor squinted his eyes in comfort. , Chao Shangguan Jin Hong waved his hand: "It seems that he is indeed unjust. You can go back."
For a moment, Shangguan Jin Hong wanted to bloodbath the palace and then slice off the head of the dog emperor who was sitting on top and enjoying leisurely!
But he chose to be patient, because before coming, Wuhua had already hatched a conspiracy that was enough to bring down the queen. He couldn't lose his composure at this time!
As soon as the leader of the Shangguan Gang went out, he saw people from the first palace running over in a hurry. First, he was shivering due to the snow and wind, and then he made a prostration: "My slave, please see Concubine Wen. The queen asks you to come over immediately."
Shangguan Jinhong: "..."
Breathe in and breathe out, breathe in and breathe out... Damn it, why not open it again! Are all of you sick? Is this a reaction to a vision? Can you be more superstitious? This is a vision from heaven! Please respect this blizzard, okay? I left the gang leader alone and came here to show you my butt and confess, now you are here, right?
The people watching in the live broadcast room were almost laughing crazy!
ID Yue Lingshan: Hahahahahaha, Shangguan gang leader is quite clean and knows how to use his face to sweep the floor hahahaha.
ID Yue Lingshan: I'm about to clear the level here. In two days, we can leave the game. Jing Wuming will help you then, don't worry.
ID Lei Chun: Foster father, I have a question for you. If, I mean if, if the emperor is a man, he will give you what you desperately want as long as you sleep with him once. Would you like to sleep with me?
ID Lei Chun: What if the other party is interested in Jing Wuming? Will you let him sleep with you?
ID is the smartest little fish in the world: Are the stories you wrote recently true?
ID Lei Chun: 70% true, 20% exaggerated, 10% fabricated.
ID Xuan.Eternal Emperor.Ye: It's a pity that such a talent is trapped in the harem for people to play for fun. It's really ridiculous for a woman to be the emperor.
There were not many people watching, but there were a lot of barrages. However, Shangguan Jinhong was really not in the mood to start the live broadcast. He just wanted the world to be destroyed.
Many people in the game will have this thought, and some people even continue to have it.
In the dark castle, a ray of light flashed across the sky, illuminating this island full of ghosts.
The doors and windows were rattled by the strong wind. After a while, there was only a thunderclap and heavy rain poured down.
Yue Lingshan stood in front of the window and sighed: "It's a heavy rain again. When will the game be new?"
As she said this, Hu Fei had gone downstairs and stood in front of the castle door, counting silently: "One, Two, three..."
The knock on the door sounded at the right time.
"Is anyone here? We are mountaineering travelers. We accidentally encountered mud on the way..."
Hu Fei said: "We encountered a mudslide and some people were injured. I want to Come in and take shelter from the rain, and leave as soon as the rain stops early tomorrow morning, right?”
The voice outside the door became even more urgent: "Yes! Yes! We are all good people and will never cause you any trouble. If you don't believe me, I can recite a section of the Diamond Sutra and the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra for you!" < br>
Hu Fei wondered if all ghosts nowadays have such talent? He scratched his beard and smiled cheerfully: "It's okay to let you in, but first, you have to poop cleanly outside. Don't wait for me to beat you, and you will pull out your intestines and throw the filth everywhere. Yes, I am cleaning today!"
There was silence outside the door, and then he yelled: " You bastard, you just pulled out your intestines!"
"Wait, why does this sound sound familiar to me?" A female voice outside the door said, "Lu Xiaofeng, what do you think?" br>
The door opened, and the light of lightning briefly illuminated the face of the person outside. Hu Fei was stunned.
"Sure enough, it's you!"
Wen Xue'an, who knocked on the door, was also stunned: "Aren't you on the horror island? How could you come here?"
(End of this chapter)
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