Chapter 67 - Chekhov’s little bitch
“Oh my god, a living person was almost suffocated to death.”
It was quite hard to hold in a pee, squadron leader “Peanut Butter” Chekov Major Koff showed a relieved expression.
At this moment, I had already woken up from the wine, and the "Big Mouth Monster" of Unit 211 landed steadily, without any flaws.
The grass is getting greener and greener.
You see, most of the runways at all airports are covered with green grass, which is watered day after day.
The ground staff at the 909 Air Service Base are not surprised by this. Thinking about the distance from the runway to the toilet, you have to go two miles to urinate, and you have to pee on your pants halfway.
As one of the two female pilots in the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, the deputy squadron leader "Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius pouted at the backs of a group of old men and turned around. Turn around.
She doesn’t need such indecent urination and defecation anywhere, adult diapers are already ready.
The maximum airborne time of the A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft is 15 hours. Adult diapers are a necessity. If one day we need to fly a long distance like today, where will the toilet be? I can serve it to you.
Children need diapers for physiological needs, and adults need diapers for survival needs.
As the sun set, the five "Big Mouth Monsters" of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron finally returned to the 911 Air Service Base and successfully completed their combat mission.
Whether it is fighting monsters or people, there is not much difference in essence.
However, the retaliatory attack on the 897 Air Service Base will not receive the bonus from the Blue Star Global Joint Defense Committee. The superior unit of the 911 Air Service Base, Tianqi Defense Group, will bear the corresponding consumption by itself. Between the two military contractors Conflicts and disputes can also only be resolved by oneself.
The worst case scenario is that when we can’t reach an agreement, we might as well break up, fight soldiers against soldiers, generals and generals, declare a hostile state of “corporate war”, and just start the film and fight later, with big and hard fists. The winner is the one who is not convinced, just form a clique and fight again until one party is convinced.
The expenditures for "corporate war" are huge, and military contractors with weak strength or insufficient financial resources simply cannot afford it. Once they fail, they will face the crisis of bankruptcy.
Sovereign-level big players are not worried at all that these small-scale private enterprises can escalate or even expand disputes. After all, they are doing business, making money without being vindictive. At most, they can fight one or two times in deserted places. See There is nothing to take advantage of, so naturally they will give up and make peace.
"Finally back, let's drink, let's drink together! Ouch, ouch, hurrah!"
Chekov got out of the cockpit, waved his arms, and danced a bear dance.
Bang! ~
The world in front of me was spinning without any warning.
Irene Lucius, the "Devil Pepper" who rushed over and fell on her back, said disdainfully: "Little bitch Chekhov, what's wrong with you?"
If you don’t report it from time to time, the time has not yet come. When the time comes, report it immediately.
"Dear, what's wrong with you?"
Chekov, who was lying on the ground, smiled mischievously.
This little woman holds a grudge very much. She is very angry at this moment, so she had better not continue to provoke her, otherwise she will suffer a lot today.
“Hmph!~”
spit at the same time.
The deputy squadron leader also has a bad temper, and he has never been a weak person who can be bullied.
“Go drink your dog piss!”
A bit of wetness fell on Chekov's face, and he immediately closed his broken mouth and looked at the little woman who turned away with some melancholy.
I have been in the world for more than 40 years, but my faith will never die!
Chen Fei silently took out his second-hand mobile phone with a worn screen, clicked a picture, and kept it as a souvenir.
Such famous scenes are his favorite.
"Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, your bonus for this mission and this month's bonus will all be deducted and divided equally among all the members of the 'Zhenxiang' squadron. People!”
But at this moment, a cold voice came.
The new female executive manager Hana Gagel, who was called a one-eyed old bitch by Big Bear, came to the tarmac at some point and announced a new order.
The pilots of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron looked at each other.
The next second, everyone cheered.
Chekov was the only one with a sad face, MMP, and suffered a huge loss.
The squadron leader's monthly bonus was already more generous than that of the team members, and coupled with the bonus for this combat mission, it was almost equivalent to a whole month's work being wasted.
The long-planned team-building plan of the "Zhenxiang" squadron fell apart in an instant and disappeared. I am afraid that it will no longer be able to resist the drastic measures of the new executive manager.
I really can’t blame other people for being too realistic and greedy for money. If I want to blame, I can only blame Squadron Leader Chekov for not being able to control his bad mouth and yelling like a bitch. I offended the executive manager, and then offended my deputy.
Now that I received a big backpack and a pair of big diapers, and my entire monthly bonus was deducted, I can’t blame anyone else at all.
"A psychological counselor will be sent from the headquarters tomorrow, and everyone must undergo a psychological investigation. In addition, everyone must remember that our 911 air service base does not have such a mouth."
Manager Hana dropped these words, twisted her waist, and turned around to leave.
All the pilots, including Chen Fei, looked at the big bear squadron leader who was still lying on the ground. Who else could have that broken mouth, but this guy!
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
Chekov rolled his eyes and denied it three times.
Believe it or not, if he dares to be so careless again, Manager Hana can really kill this big bear!
"I understand, 'Peanut Butter', you are really a talent!"
"Follow the squadron leader and you will have meat to eat!"
"Thank you for the reward, squadron leader!"
" "It smells so good." The pilots of the squadron gave a thumbs up to the big bear crawling up from the ground.
What a man!
This month's extra bonus is due to Major Chekov.
Ula! ~
The 897 Air Service Base, which had suffered a huge loss, was crying to the big boss behind it, which was another military contractor, and immediately negotiated with the Tianqi Defense Group behind the 911 Air Service Base.
The air service base was bombed, it smelled bad, and more than a dozen people died. Taking into account the losses in equipment and supplies, it is still unclear whether the entire base can be rebuilt, but in the communication channel This barbaric and vulgar provocation was unbearable.
The military contractor that suffered heavy losses but was destined to lose its teeth and blood had no way to seek justice for itself in the retaliatory attack on the 897th Air Service Base, so it had to take the matter to the 911th Air Service. The trouble at the base is to earn more or less face and come back.
The new female executive manager Hana Gagar is not a vegetarian. She did not give the other party this opportunity at all. She directly denied it, found out that this person was not found, passed the blame to the "three-bouncer" passing by, and disclosed the clear code of the public communication channel. Indeed Anyone can join in.
Even if the other person is more genuine, even if you ask everyone, I'm afraid you won't be able to find this accent.
Ding dong!
Ding! Please check if you have any new news!
……
The mobile phone’s text message notification sounds come and go.
Chen Fei took out his mobile phone and saw that the long-awaited salary had arrived, and the details made him smile. The bonus promised by Manager Hana was received on the spot, it was real! -
(End of this chapter)