Chapter 66 - Classroom in the Sky
Want a bite?
What are you coming for?
Chen Fei wished he could knock this big bear to the point of paralysis with a bottle.
Drunk driving in a car should be punished with a fine, including half a year in jail. Drunk driving on a plane should be dragged out and shot for half an hour.
From a distance, in the cockpit of No. 211, Squadron Leader Chekov raised his head and drank. As the wingman's main driver, "Devil Pepper" Ilene Lucius rubbed her forehead and was speechless.
“This guy is here again!”
It is said that men are children who never grow up. When will this bear grow up?
Drinking, bragging, and playing tricks, can’t you have more serious hobbies?
For example, rapping and singing Peking Opera, Kunqu Opera, Huangmei Opera, playing cricket and golf, writing novels, reciting poetry, playing basketball or football, or swaying excess hormones on the green field!
Chekhov's Big Bear: Dear Ilini! Do you want me to die? !
The wine bottle didn't hold back, and Chekov didn't care. He took it back again and again, not a drop of it was left.
Make a long wine burp and smack your mouth a few times, it’s so pretty!
It’s a pity that there are no appetizers. It would be better if there were two large slices of salted fatty meat.
Chen Fei directly inhaled oxygen and moved around to touch the cockpit cover to see if he could open a crack to change the air in the cabin. He had no doubt that as long as he struck a match, the air in the cockpit would be filled. The air with the strong smell of alcohol can immediately burn.
"Rookie, I'll teach you a trick!"
The drunk Big Bear started bragging mode, but the plane still flew smoothly, Emmm... maybe it was a natural reaction of the body, purely muscle. Memory, brain, don’t even need it.
“I’m afraid that little bitch from ‘Devil Pepper’ is still teaching you how to play game consoles. With her poor skills, eh!~ At most, she can teach you how to drive an agricultural machine. If you want to fight with people in the sky, No, eh! ~Dou Du, eh! ~It's far away."
The big bear's drunken words echoed.
“……”
In the cockpit of the wingman on the flank, the little lady "Devil Pepper" was gritting her teeth with a livid face.
Why this bitch, that bitch, they are obviously male chauvinists, they are getting ready to be punched.
Chen Fei: "..."
He still wants to return to the base alive. This month's salary is about to be paid, and he doesn't want to turn it into a pension.
Chekov continued to behave without realizing it.
"You must remember the three key points of air combat. First and most important, strike first to gain the upper hand, strike later and suffer disaster. Resolutely fire the first shot first."
"Second, attack immediately. Try your best, don't hold back, put Release all the missiles, and you will commit suicide if you hold back."
"Third, run away after the attack. Don't hesitate. The best hunters of Shenma often appear as prey. This is all a trick for stupid children. Times have changed, bitten by missiles You're dead!"
"In addition to the three key points of air combat, you must also remember that the most dangerous thing in air combat is not the dragon, not the fighter, not the bomber, not even the airship, but the early warning aircraft. This thing is purely a hedgehog. Once the radar detects the early warning aircraft and there are not enough friendly forces nearby, don’t think about anything and run away!”
Chen Fei blinked and took notes in his notebook, but Still can't understand.
Early warning aircraft? hedgehog?
You want to say that the early warning aircraft is covered with radar antennas and looks like a hedgehog? Thaksin!
But it has to be said that it is like having missiles all over your body, so what nonsense is this?
"'Peanut Butter' is right. I originally wanted to wait until you get on the plane to tell you, but now that he has said it, just write it down! Don't try to provoke the early warning aircraft unless it forms a The numerical advantage completes the total suppression, otherwise there will be no chance."
The voice of "Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius reached Chen Fei's ears through the wireless wire.
AWACS are born for cheating. They are truly unparalleled. Air combat groups with AWACS and without AWACS are completely different things. AWACS are called air combat force multipliers, and they are not in vain.
Chen Fei asked tentatively: "Isn't the early warning aircraft an air radar?"
I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs running. The early warning aircraft is as the name suggests, airborne early warning, and early detection. Target, command the overall situation, and respond immediately.
“It’s not just an air radar, it’s also a large-scale command and remote control platform.”
On the way back to the air base, Illini Lucius took the opportunity to give this true rookie some extra lessons to avoid unnecessary mistakes. Know nothing and make people laugh.
She continued: "You can imagine that when you encounter an enemy early warning aircraft, the opponent's high-power radar detects you in advance, and nearby fighter jets launch missiles. Under the remote control of the early warning aircraft, they fly towards you from all directions. You feel like you are Can you escape?"
Chen Fei said without hesitation: "No!"
"There is another situation. , the early warning aircraft is one-on-one with you. The other party only needs to launch directional high-power electromagnetic pulses at you, or use other electronic warfare techniques. Your fighter will be unable to lock on the target, or even lose control on the spot. If you are lucky, you can glide and make an emergency landing. If you are unlucky, like a jet, it will fall directly, and you can only eject as soon as possible to save your life."
Elini Lucius taught earnestly.
The return journey takes more than three hours. Anyway, I am idle, so I regard it as on-site teaching. The entire afternoon, the opponent originally belongs to the "Zhenxiang" combat flying squadron.
Chen Fei, who was sitting in the back seat of the cockpit of Plane 211, took a notebook and memorized it quickly, not daring to miss a word.
These are all important points. Although you may not actually encounter an early warning aircraft in the future, it is related to your own wealth and life, so you should write it down first to be prepared.
Chen Fei humbly asked for advice: "So besides escaping, is there any way to deal with the early warning aircraft?"
The drunk Chekov answered first: "Only EMP (electromagnetic pulse weapon) And early warning aircraft, treat others in their own way, electronic warfare versus electronic warfare, or you just pray that the other party's electronic system malfunctions, hahahaha! "
It doesn't matter if he is drunk, he Still professional, Wu La! ~~~
"Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius added: "Although this is theoretically true, the early warning aircraft will never take off alone. It is not fighting alone. It can not only mobilize nearby own air forces, but also Mobilizing tactical units on the ground relies on strength in numbers."
"What about anti-radiation missiles?"< br>
Chen Fei remembered that not long ago, No. 214 and No. 215 of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron were the first to sweep away the land-based radar and air defense Phalanx cannon of the 897 Air Service Base, using anti-radiation The missile directly KO'd the opponent with one clean blow, giving the opponent a concussion. No, it should have been undefended.
The big treasure of the early warning aircraft is the radar. If you knock out the radar antenna of the early warning aircraft, wouldn't it mean that most of the ability is wasted? !
Chekov curled his lips and muttered: "Anti-radiation missiles are air-to-surface missiles, how is that possible?"
What kind of crooked way is this?
"I haven't tried it. If it undergoes certain modifications, anti-radiation missiles may be feasible."
"Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius thought for a while, but gave a certain Sure, but the use of anti-radiation missiles is relatively limited. In many cases, it is far less convenient than air-to-air missiles. It is better to just use an EMP. Everyone's electronic systems will be destroyed together, or the early warning aircraft of both sides will be in battle. You come and I go. , fight for hard power.
So far, the number of AWACS aircraft shot down is zero. On the contrary, AWACS aircraft have shot down many air superiority fighters.
Even in a one-to-one or even one-to-many situation, this toothless tiger still cannot be underestimated.
"'Devil Pepper', what if..."
Chen Fei, holding a notebook, continued to ask questions.
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The communication channel of the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron has become a classroom for Chen Fei and the deputy squadron leader "Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius, you ask and I answer It was a great pleasure, the time was fully utilized, and there was no delay at all.
Chekhov will also interject a word or two when he is a big bear. When it comes to professional things, his drunken nonsense is not much.
The others listened to the whole process and listened with great interest. The journey back was not boring.
Three and a half hours later, the auxiliary fuel tanks were already empty, with not a drop of fuel left, and the five A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft with only half of the onboard fuel tanks left. Landing gear, landing one after another. Before they could stop, the pilots in the cockpit jumped out one after another, rushed to the grass next to the runway, took off their clothes and belts, and streaks of turbid or clear water sprayed out in the distance.
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(End of this chapter)