Chapter 129 Wen Dou in KTV, I am a cultural person!
“Bah, bang, bang!”
After Matthew finished his song, the man in the trench coat was the first to applaud. This made everyone dumbfounded and they also applauded.
Seeing this situation, Chen Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
Either this man is very well-educated and did not get angry on the spot. Either Matthew's singing deeply touched the man, singing his inner emotions and making him feel the same.
All in all, the atmosphere at the scene was pretty good. Chen Xi quickly asked Matthew to sit down to prevent him from causing anything else.
"Come on, come on, just drinking is boring, let's play some games!" A Lin sat down on the sofa and invited everyone to gather together.
As soon as Chen Xi heard that he was going to play a game, he immediately picked up the sieve cup on the side.
Generally speaking, drinking involves playing dice, which is all too familiar to him.
Although he hasn’t had many encounters since graduation, his skills are still there, so dealing with these old friends shouldn’t be a problem.
However, Alin held down Chen Xi's hand and said with a smile: "Hurry up and put it down. We were all teachers and cultural people in the past. Of course we have to play some cultural games."
"I just entered college and my education level is limited. I hope the teachers will be merciful!"
Chen Xi picked up the beer on the table and touched it with a few people.
“Now is the drinking game.” Alin picked up a peanut and said while chewing it.
"Haha, the game last time was not fun enough. What new ways to play this time?" Mediterranean asked excitedly as he gnawed on chicken wings.
"Today, let's add a word to the character's name and see whose added word can make the character funnier!" Alin smiled and said the rules of the game.
"Okay, okay, this game seems to be more interesting than the last time." The tall and thin man in a suit also became interested and eager to try it.
"Then let's get started!"
The man in the trench coat may have been drinking, and the previous gloomy mood due to the divorce was gone. At this moment, he became active.
"Okay, the game officially begins! I'll be the first to show you."
"Zhu Bajie is 'poison'!"
"Pfft!"
Alin stood up and cleared his throat. Just after finishing his answer, Chen Xi and Matthew were so surprised that they drank the wine from their mouths. All squirted out.
This guy is not taking the usual path!
Is this still a teacher?
How funny.
The other people did not do this to Chen Xi and Matthew. They just covered their mouths and laughed secretly, as if they were already familiar with A Lin's sexy tricks.
"Okay, I'll be the second one, Zhuge Liang's gun!" At this time, Lao Zhang stood up, pointed at the ceiling, and shouted loudly.
"Haha! What a Zhuge Liang spear, is there anyone else who can catch it?" A Lin couldn't help laughing.
"White Bones tonight", the Mediterranean uncle patted his belly and said angrily.
"Haha, you are awesome, we are all educated people!"
Chen Xi laughed until his stomach hurt and quickly gave them a thumbs up.
Now he finally understood what Alin meant by "cultural person".
“It’s my turn, Sha Wu cleanses his body!”
The man in the windbreaker said something shocking. The Mediterranean uncle beside him immediately patted his shoulder and praised: “Niu 13! ! ”
Let me go, this guy is probably stimulated by the divorce and wants to be a father-in-law. He can come up with such an awesome name.
Chen Xi couldn't help but look at the man in the trench coat with a different eye.
"Come on, you two should talk too." A Lin pointed at Chen Xi and Matthew.
"Uh... The Xu family prints money!"
Chen Xi didn't know what to say, and suddenly thought of a famous person in his previous life, but thinking about it, printing money probably wouldn't save him. Come on.
"What do you mean? I don't understand. Let's change it." A Lin was a little confused. Chen Xi pondered for a moment. It's 2006 now, so it's normal not to know about this.
"Oh, I know, it's a boss in China, I've heard of it." At this time, the tall and thin man stood up to save Chen Xi.
“It doesn’t count, it doesn’t count, there’s another one.” Alin said reluctantly.
“Tang Sanzang’s ‘Jiao’!” After some thinking, Chen Xi finally came up with a name.
“Hahaha, yes, yes, you are really talented!”
"It is true that a hero emerges from a young age, and his future life is formidable!" Several middle-aged uncles praised Chen Xi with a smile.
"It's your turn, Matthew. You're sitting there without saying a word until now. How can you be a teacher if you're so boring? A teacher should make students happy to learn. You can't make anyone happy, and others can't. Why are you interested in listening to the class? Come on, don’t wait any longer."
Arin pointed at Matthew.
"Du Shiniang's gun!"
Matthew, a boring gourd, said the answer directly without thinking too much.
Chen Xi turned to look at this guy in surprise. He didn't expect him to respond so quickly. He was worthy of being a cultural person.
“One more, let me see how high your cultural level is!” Arin continued to ask without letting Matthew stop.
“Jiang Zi’s tooth ‘aches’!” Matthew still answered without thinking.
“Hahaha, that’s awesome!” Lao Zhang laughed after hearing this, raised the bottle in his hand and touched it with Matthew.
“Come again!” Alin still didn’t stop.
"Lvdong Guesthouse" Matthew blurted out.
“Come again!”
“Sister Xun Wukong!”
“Hahaha.”
Alin couldn’t bear it anymore and put the food in his mouth The wine spurted out, and Chen Xi and the others also lost their composure and laughed loudly.
"Okay, I also thought of one, but I didn't mention it, Zhang Sanfeng's breasts!" The tall and thin man stood up and said the answer he had been thinking about for a long time.
“Zhang Sanfeng’s breasts are so fucking amazing!”
The man in the trench coat patted the other party’s shoulder. Now there was a smile on his face. Compared with when he first came in, he looked even more beautiful. Two completely different people.
“No, I want to compete with him!” Arin turned to look at Matthew, his words revealing an attitude of refusing to admit defeat.
“Xu Xiake’s Inn!” A Lin spoke first.
"Pull sister's tires!" Matthew answered quickly.
"Return the tire? I'm going to protect the 'J'!" For a while, Alin didn't know how to answer the question.
He sat down, picked up the bottle and took a sip. It seemed that the speech just made him feel dry.
In contrast, Matthew's situation seemed much easier. He didn't blush and his heart didn't beat.
Chen Xi couldn't see through this guy at first, but he didn't hesitate to talk dirty.
"No way, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and A Lin died on the beach."
Lao Zhang began to tease the other party. In the past, A Lin won in games, but he didn't expect this time An ordinary young boy made Arin speechless.
"Wait, let's change the game. This time I'll say it first, you're right..." Arin adjusted his state, rolled his eyes, and said to Matthew.
"The eunuch enters the bridal chamber." A Lin came up and threw a big move.
"Monk enters the hair salon!" Matthew was not afraid. As a cultural person, he may not be good at speaking in other situations, but he has excellent abilities in Chinese.
"Looking at the crotch is heartbreaking!" This should be Alin's area of expertise, and he started again without thinking.
“G football enters the stadium!”
“Hahaha! That’s right!” Mediterranean clapped his hands and laughed.
"Let me make a comment: It's useless!" The man in the windbreaker was so excited that he actually added something to them.
"There is no such thing as a man's business!" Alin continued.
"I'm afraid there will be groans!" Matthew replied eloquently.
“Pfft~”
The peanuts chewed in Chen Xi’s mouth spurted out. He never expected that Matthew, this guy, was quite good at telling jokes.
“A wise man never falls in love.”
"Build a beautiful country!"
"The anterior L gland has fallen."
"The sphincter is attacked!"
"Fuck, two talents." Chen Xi smiled teasingly, constantly cheering for Matthew in her heart.
He observed Arlin’s character and thought that as long as Matthew won this game, the next things would be much easier to handle.
"Death under the peonies."
"I'll slap you in the face!"
"There are tigers in Mingzhi Mountain."
"Don't go to Mingzhi Mountain!"
“I drink with my youth.”
"Feed love to the dogs again!"
Alin was speechless by what the other party said, and stood there thinking for a long time.
He turned his head and looked at Chen Xi, who was laughing. He knew in his heart that Matthew was too powerful and he was no match for him.
So, he turned his target to Chen Xi.
"You are the one who laughs the most, come and confront me."
A Lin pointed at Chen Xi, and Chen Xi turned his attention to Matthew.
Matthew shrugged, expressing his helplessness.
Chen Xi had no choice but to bite the bullet and play.
"I drank wine in the morning." A Lin may be taking care of Chen Xi, and the first sentence is easy to answer.
"The stomach is washed at noon!" Chen Xi thought for a while and said.
"He left in the afternoon."
"I pulled it in the evening!"
"Pfft~ What are you talking about!" A Lin was amused by Chen Xi, and Chen Xi blushed and scratched his head.
He knew that his ability was not as good as Matthew's. Now that alcohol was in his brain, he could only deal with it by feeling and improvising.
"Okay, I will give you a more difficult one. Listen up, if you can fight against me, you will be considered a 13, but the judge will not be able to judge."
"Um...this question is so difficult. Most people really can't answer it." Mediterranean scratched his head. He racked his brains and couldn't come up with an answer.
Matthew pondered for a moment and shook his head, indicating that this question was indeed somewhat difficult.
"Isn't this just pediatrics? I'll do it!" Chen Xi thought for a moment, then stood up.
Everyone's eyes were focused on him, because they really couldn't think of an answer and wanted to see how Chen Xi would answer.
“The judge cannot judge the judge, and the security guard cannot protect An An!”
"Hahaha, that's right!"
"Talent!"
When Chen Xi said the next sentence, everyone couldn't help laughing, even the unkind Matthew The boring gourd of words is no exception.
"My great reputation in this life fell into the hands of you two boys today..." Alin sat down with a red face and took a sip of wine to relieve his embarrassment.
The game he proposed was lost to two people in a row. This was an unprecedented defeat for him.
"Well... we've been playing for so long, and we haven't introduced each other yet. This is Lao Xing, Lao Li, and Awei."
Alin pointed to the Mediterranean Sea, the tall and thin man, and the man in the windbreaker respectively. He thought Resolve awkwardness by introducing each other.
"My name is Chen Xi, and this is my friend Matthew." Chen Xi pulled Matthew to his feet, picked up the beer and clinked glasses with several people.
Among this group of people, they are the two youngest, so they naturally have to show due etiquette.
"Don't be so polite, this is Tu'ao, be more casual." Mediterranean is the oldest of the three. He looks like Maitreya Buddha and is always smiling.
He quickly pulled Chen Xi to sit down, and Chen Xi saw that he had a good temper.
“I heard that you plan to open a cram school, but the education market in Tu’ao is not easy. Moreover, your customers are mainly international students, and the number of this group is not large. Open an educational institution It also requires a lot of investment, and you know that teachers’ salaries are very high in Tu’ao.”
Mediterranean cleared his throat and started talking about business. He had a good impression of Chen Xi, so he wanted to remind him of these issues.
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