Chapter 701 Best Actor Lin
The courtyard was filled with mist, and there were two corpses on the ground with their heads screwed behind their backs. Their eyes were wide open, filling the atmosphere with horror.
Shooting a Liao Zhai movie here is absolutely immersive. Before the ghost comes out, you will be covered in white hair and sweat.
"Sister Yu, one more!"
Brother Dayi urged, he really hoped that Hua Yueyu's joke could make her survive, so that everyone would know what to do.
"Sister Yu, who understands your talk of literature and art?"
Classmate Zhou was speechless: "Do you think this monster has heard of Tang poetry? This paragraph of yours needs some cultural upbringing, otherwise you won't understand it at all!"
Walker, Khorkina, and Qiu Shankui didn’t understand and were completely confused.
“Yes, yes, just say harsh words!”
Brother Dayi reacted and nodded sharply: “Drive the car and crush its face with the wheels.”
Hua Yueyu is a female anchor. Even if she was a girl with pure thoughts before, she has already been tainted by water friends.
It's not that Hua Yueyu doesn't understand pornographic jokes, but she's just embarrassed to say them in front of Lin Baici, as it will make her look vulgar and uncultured.
"Xiaoyu, you have a wrong mentality. You regard this strange tree as your water friend. You are live broadcasting. You must try your best to make it fall in love with you!"
Gu Qingqiu suggestion.
Phew!
Hua Yueyu took a deep breath: "Last week, during class, the teacher who taught Ma Zhe asked, what do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?"
"A classmate said , It’s all caused by bugs!”
“Teacher Ma Zhe nodded and gave him 70 points!”
“Then there was a perfect score in our class, you know her answer was What?"
Hua Yueyu smiled narrowly.
Sannomiya Ai thought about it for a while. The answer of "Insect" should be perfect, right?
Hua Yueyu didn’t dare to wait any longer, and after three seconds, she announced the answer: “Her answer is, because it was too late!”
The little fish man is indeed the first in the seafood station Sister, this joke is actually not very funny, but combined with her expression, tone, and especially the way she held her hands forward, it was like holding a girl's buttocks, and then she thrust her hips forward twice. It's really too much.
Although the situation was tense, Brother Dayi and Classmate Zhou still burst into laughter.
Walker even made an exaggerated "wow" sound. It was very exciting to see a cute beauty making such a joke.
"You can go on stage to perform まんざい, oh, it's your Kyushu cross talk!"
Minomiya Airi couldn't help laughing.
Gu Qingqiu nodded.
Making people laugh is a talent. Like Mr. Pace and Mr. Teng, sometimes they don’t even need to speak. The audience will start laughing as soon as they stop.
“It’s over, it’s not smiling!”
Hua Yueyu wanted to die, but I tried so hard and failed.
Just when Hua Yueyu was wondering whether to increase the intensity, the three cracks on the tree trunk that looked like eyes and mouths bent and laughed.
“Hahaha!”
The big locust tree is very happy, the branches are shaking with laughter, and the leaves are falling down.
“It should be done, right?”
Everyone looked at Hua Yueyu with uneasy expressions.
One second!
Two seconds!
A minute passed. Hua Yueyu’s neck was not twisted behind her back, so she obviously passed the test.
“Brother Dayi, he’s looking at you!”
Classmate Zhou reminded.
“Haha!”
The old locust tree smiled strangely and glanced at the three cracks, obviously looking at Brother Dayi.
Gudu!
Brother Dayi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Tell a joke! Tell a joke!"
Brother Da Yi muttered, but his mind was in a mess, and in his state, even if he told a joke, it would be stumbling and unable to make people laugh at all.
[When the strange tree makes a certain facial expression, no matter what method you use, you must make the old locust tree feel this mood as soon as possible to pass the level! 】
【For example, if the strange tree laughs, then make it laugh. If the strange tree cries, just let it cry. 】
【If you can't do this, the person who is stared at by the old locust tree will have his or her neck broken by the invisible tree ghost. 】
Nagami reviews.
Lin Baici understood, Chen Shaolian was killed by pollution because he was not funny enough, and there is a subtext in the sentence of God of God, that is, anyone can perform, if the strange tree cannot be made If the corresponding emotion is generated, the person targeted by it will die.
“Hurry up!”
Classmate Zhou urged: “Aren’t you the best at finishing work?”
“I...I...”
Brother Dayi suddenly discovered that under the pressure of death, let alone the whole job, he couldn't speak clearly. From this, it can be seen that Sister Yu performed normally and was really strong in the live broadcast.
“Bite the lighter!”
Hua Yueyu saw Brother Dayi’s confused state and knew that he was finished, so he quickly reminded him.
“Yes!”
Brother Dayi nodded fiercely: “I’ll show you how to bite a lighter!”
Brother Da Yi took out a plastic lighter from his pocket, the kind that costs fifty cents a piece on the roadside, put it in his mouth, and bit it with his teeth.
Click!
The lighter shattered, then exploded with a bang, bleeding half of Brother Dayi's face.
“Ouch, shit!”
Brother Dayi shouted out and covered his face with his hands.
He didn't expect that his luck would be so bad, and he actually blew up the lighter by biting it, but soon he was no longer depressed, because the explosion, half of his face was bloody, and he looked embarrassed, but it made the old pagoda tree laugh.
Because Brother Dayi is really embarrassed.
Walker and Khorkina were also laughing. This is called basing one's own happiness on the pain of others.
“Hey!”
Brother Dayi wiped his face: “I will perform another subject three for you!”
Brother Dayi hummed the music and started dancing.
The old locust tree laughed loudly, the leaves fell fluttering down, and even a branch more than half a meter long fell down.
"Lin Shen, should it be okay to respond to...?"
Brother Dayi wanted to continue working for the sake of insurance, but the old locust tree suddenly started crying.
“Woooooo!”
The sound is shrill and sad to those who hear it.
"Hongyao, it's your turn!"
Gu Qingqiu warned: "This time we should tell a tragic story."
"Huh?"
Xia Hongyao scratched her head, making people laugh, she can, after all, she is also someone who has read some jokes, but making people cry...
Really not!
It does make people cry, and high ponytails are very good at it.
"Tragedy, tragedy, by the way, how about I talk about "The Injustice of Dou E"?"
Xia Hongyao was very lucky that he had read a lot of books.
"Yaojiang, when you finish speaking, everyone will feel cold!"
Airi Sannomiya chuckled.
Hua Yueyu saw Xia Hongyao like this and was very anxious: "Have you ever heard of Sun Moon Lake?"
"Yes!"
Xia Hongyao nodded: "One Travel destination, there is this text in primary school textbooks!”
“No, I am talking about a story on the Internet, it is very shocking!”
Hua Yueyu walked to Xia Hongyao and wanted to tell her quickly.
"It's such a pity that such a beautiful woman is going to die."
Walker shook his head. In terms of time, it was definitely too late.
“Under pollution, all living beings are equal!”
Brother Dayi suddenly felt that this kind of rule pollution is quite fair. It doesn’t matter whether you are handsome or beautiful, rich or poor, you cannot be a monster. If you ask for it, you will die.
Xia Hongyao was still listening to the story told by Hua Yueyu, and Lin Baici activated the acting master.
This is the reward given to him by the Kyushu Security Bureau after he purified the divine pollution in Wanda Plaza.
Under the powerful effect of divine grace, Lin Baici entered the scene for a second, and his whole person looked very sad.
Whoosh!
Everyone looked over immediately with stunned expressions.
"Lin Jun, what's wrong with you?
Sannomiya Airi was surprised.
Lin Baici's current state gives people a melancholy temperament, coupled with his handsome face The face makes Sannomiya Airi understand the maternal nature Dafa wanted to hold Lin Baici in his arms, stroke his head, and comfort him softly.
"I remember it was a rainy day, and I finally met her, the one I liked. The girl who has been together for twenty years has spoken! "
Lin Baici twitched the corner of his mouth, revealing a smile of reminiscence.
In this smile, there is sunshine, flowers, and warm happiness, like the rest of your life is sprinkled with sugar!
“Lin Shen, this time seems to be about tragedy!”
Cinderella quickly reminded.
Lin Baici was obviously helping that Xiong Da, but the goods were wrong!
You will die!
Lin Baici lowered his head and looked at the ground, as if there was something in front of him, and then said the second sentence: "When I left, I left her a bouquet of flowers!"
Everyone looked at each other. Wu Shui, what is Lin Baici doing?
Gu Qingqiu and Sannomiya Airi were smart enough to react immediately.
Lin Baici left a bouquet of flowers in front of the tombstone!
The way he lowered his head, he was looking at the girl's tombstone.
Lin Baici was smiling, as if talking to the girl was the greatest happiness in his life, but the girl would never hear him again.
“That’s amazing!”
Minomiya Airi wiped the corners of her eyes.
Thinking that the boy had been in love with the girl for more than ten years, and the first words he said to her were in front of the girl's tombstone, Sannomiya Airi's eyes became a little red.
This sentence is very short, but the emotion it contains is very big. Not to mention people like Airi Sannomiya and Gu Qingqiu who think quickly, even Cinderella can feel some of it. It tastes good.
The most important thing is that Lin Baici's expression, the speed and tone of his words were so perfect.
“OHMYGOD!”
Even someone like Khorkina, who is not very proficient in Chinese, felt the sad atmosphere conveyed by Lin Baici.
“Ah!”
The big locust tree burst into tears.
"Lin Shen, are you a student of Haijing Theater Academy?"
Cinderella was shocked.
This acting skill is amazing.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The big locust tree was crying so sadly. No need to ask, he must have passed the test.
“Xiao Linzi!”
Xia Hongyao gave Lin Baici a thumbs up, he was indeed his trump card,
Excellent!
The big locust tree cried for a while and looked at Cinderella.
Cinderella's skin tightened suddenly, and she looked at Lin Baici for help: "God Lin, help me?"
Lin Baici showed a happy smile, He made the motions of going upstairs, opening the door, and entering the house.
"Honey, I'm back!"
Lin Baici was changing shoes at the entrance and shouted: "I've been on a business trip for seven days, and I brought you a gift!"
Look, everyone When he came out, Lin Baici was acting like a husband who had just returned home from a business trip. He changed his shoes at the entrance, pulled on his slippers, and walked to the kitchen.
“You just cooked for one person, how about going out to eat?”
The wife didn’t seem to respond to her husband.
My husband poured a glass of water, sat on the sofa, picked up the remote control, and was about to turn on the TV when his eyes suddenly looked at one place and froze.
Then, the happiness on Lin Baici's face at returning home from a business trip turned into sadness, and then he buried his entire face in his hands.
Because of the effect of Divine Grace's 'Performing Master', Lin Baici's performance is very easy to understand and know what is happening in this living room, but Lin Baici's last moment made everyone confused again .
What the hell?
I don’t understand!
"Little Loach, what did that husband see?"
Xia Hongyao was curious and wanted to know urgently.
“I saw his posthumous photo!”
Minomiya Airi explained.
“Huh?”
Xia Hongyao didn't understand at all: "What is it?"
"It seems to make sense!"
Hua Yueyu suddenly understood.
“How can you tell it’s a photo of a deceased person?”
Cinderella couldn’t figure it out.
"Alumni Lin was worried that everyone wouldn't understand, so he said 'seven days on a business trip' and 'you just cooked for one person'!"
Gu Qingqiu explained.
“What the hell, the first seven?”
Classmate Zhou realized what he was doing, and suddenly the hairs on his body stood up. He couldn’t help but fold his arms and rub them up and down: “It’s scary to think about it! ”
“Huh?”
Cinderella also understood that this was a husband who had been dead for seven days and came home, and then found that he was dead.
Looking back at Lin Baici's performance just now, the contrast between the joy of returning home and the loneliness after suddenly discovering his own death, this contrast between humans and ghosts, is really sad.
Sannomiya Ai couldn't help but applaud.
The old locust tree cried louder.
No need to ask, this must have passed the test again.
"Lin Longyi, please help!"
Walker implored: "We will pay you a lot of money to thank you!"
Let Walker and Khorkina tell jokes and tragedies. They can also do it, but Lin It is safer for a master like Bai Ci to take action.
Lin Baici smiled: "You just believe me so much? Aren't you afraid that I will trick you to death?"
"After all, if I can't do it, I will die from this strange tree. Targeted person! ”
Walker and Khorkina's expressions changed.
The big locust tree had enough crying, looked at Sannomiya Airi, and started to scream.
The pollution continues.
Minomiya Airi's acting skills are also top-notch, but I don't know if she has the bonus of divine grace. She played a girl who was being chased by Kayako and running for her life.
The vivid expression on her face made the men present want to save her.
The big locust tree screamed even louder, and the kimono girl passed the test perfectly.
"Jun Lin, don't you think the two of us are a perfect match?"
Minomiya Airi put her hands in her wide sleeves and looked at Lin Baici sweetly: " Are you willing to marry me? "
Hua Yueyu immediately stared at the kimono girl, pursed her lips, and wanted to scold her.
But Airi Sannomiya is top notch regardless of status, beauty, strength, and yes, wisdom, and she cannot be beaten!
Hua Yueyu immediately gave Gao Ponytail a look.
Go, my red medicine, only you, the bear, can show up!
Xiong Da is the truth, and no man can reject the truth!
"Xiao Linzi, I will not let you and her child drink my milk!"
Xia Hongyao felt aggrieved.
It doesn't matter how many children you have, I promise to raise them for you, but with this woman,
don't talk about it!
Xia Hongyao always felt that this woman was not a good match.
"What are you talking about?"
Lin Bai is so confused. I have never touched you. If you say this, everyone will misunderstand. (End of chapter)