Chapter 700 It’s my little fish-man’s turn to take action!
After entering, the white fog became much lighter, just like the morning fog in winter, with visibility of more than 30 meters.
Lin Baici didn’t ask everyone to search for clues, because this was a Jiangnan garden type courtyard, about the size of half a football field.
In the center of the courtyard, there is an old locust tree with a crooked neck. The trunk is so thick that it is estimated that three people cannot hug it. It has lush branches and leaves, and there is a thick layer of fallen leaves under the tree. .
“No one!”
Cinderella was very nervous: "What made the laughter and crying we just heard?"
"Is it a ghost?"
Brother Dayi guessed.
“Damn it, don’t scare me!”
Cinderella is scared.
"Is it this old locust tree?"
Xia Hongyao walked around the courtyard and finally stopped in front of the old locust tree.
"Don't worry about it, just burn it?"
Classmate Zhou suggested.
“Yes, that man-eating loquat tree just now was so terrifying. Didn’t it just turn into ashes in front of the forest god’s torch?”
Brother Dayi put a high hat on Lin Baici and encouraged him to take action.
Everyone thinks this method is good, don’t worry about whether it works or not, try it first.
Lin Baici glanced at Brother Dayi: "I'll give you the torch, how about you burn it?"
"Uh!"
Brother Dayi was dumb and laughed dryly. Two times.
He didn't want to stand out in this kind of thing, for fear of backlash.
"I'll do it!"
Lu Changming decided to give it a try, even if it didn't work, he could still show his courage.
Ever since he entered the villa, he has been feeling depressed, which made him feel arrogant and about to explode.
“Why are you so anxious?”
Lin Baici was speechless: "It's Brother Dayi who should be worried. With his current appearance, he will soon turn into a dead flesh man!"
Brother Dayi's expression changed.
"Brother Lin, I will remember your kindness."
Lu Changming knew that Lin Baici was helping him, otherwise he would not have to care about his life and death and would just use him as cannon fodder. That's it.
“Haha!”
"Haha!"
The old locust tree suddenly laughed, and the branches and leaves of the whole tree were shaking slightly.
Everyone was shocked, and many people began to move back and away from this strange tree.
“It’s a strange tree again!”
Chen Shaolian was panicked.
The loquat tree just now eats people, which is very scary. I don’t know what the effect of this one is? However, there were no fruits on the old locust tree, which made her feel a little relieved.
The old locust tree laughed for a while and then turned into crying, which was very harsh, like the wail of an old woman who has lost her voice and is about to die.
Lin Baici and these god hunters walked over.
Cinderella and others did not dare to approach, but they did not want to stay away from Lin Baici, because he was safe around him, so everyone could only follow.
But these people were very clever. They stood three or four meters behind Lin Baici and others, using them as human shields, just separated from the old locust tree.
Walker and Khorkina stared at the big locust tree, alerting the surroundings.
At this time, there is no point in being anxious. You can only wait for the regular pollution to break out, and then quickly find a way to purify it. The faster you find it, the smaller the risk of injury.
Suddenly, Khorkina felt her neck tighten suddenly, as if being strangled by an uneven vine, causing her to instinctively open her mouth and stick out her tongue.
"Walker...!"
Khorkina reached out to scratch her neck, but did not touch any foreign object.
"Pollution is coming!"
Walker immediately concentrated on looking for clues, and the next moment, he was also strangled.
No one present was spared.
People like Lin Baici were okay and had been prepared for it, but people like Brother Dayi immediately panicked, and their necks were strangled. They wanted to call Lin Baici for help, but they were speechless.
Poof!
Cinderella's legs were shaking, unable to support her body, and she fell to the ground, a pool of yellow liquid soaking through her leggings.
She was so scared that she peed again.
Lu Changming covered his neck with one hand, stumbled to Lin Baici, and grabbed his arm tightly with his hand: "Fire... handle!"
Lu Changming suffered No, he was a person who had enjoyed infinite scenery, and being played like a toy in this villa made his mentality completely shattered.
I want to fight back!
The pain everyone is suffering now obviously comes from this big locust tree, so burning it should bring relief. As for fire, ordinary fire must not be used.
Lin Baici knew what Lu Changming meant and rubbed the pine torch on the ground.
Wow!
The flames lit up.
Lin Baici handed the torch to Lu Changming, wanting to tell him to move quickly, otherwise he would have the urge to burn himself with the torch, but his neck was strangled and he could not speak. .
Lu Changming took the torch and threw himself towards the old locust tree.
Brother Dayi and others immediately became nervous and wanted to cheer Lu Changming up.
Lu Changming rushed over with a long stride. Just as he was approaching and about to stick the torch on the tree trunk, his neck suddenly rotated 180 degrees and faced the crowd.
Click!
Amidst the sound of his cervical vertebra breaking, Lu Changming still had an expression of 'definitely daring to die' on his face, but it was no longer useful.
Plop!
Lu Changming fell to the ground and died.
The pine torch fell to the ground.
This scene directly turned everyone's nervous expressions into despair.
Brother Dayi pushed Mr. Zhou hard and wanted him to continue on and pick up torches to burn the tree.
Classmate Zhou didn’t move.
Brother Dayi gave another boss a push.
The other party didn't move either.
The scene where Lu Changming's neck was suddenly broken really frightened these ordinary people.
Brother Dayi wanted to recommend Lin Baici, but he didn't dare.
Hua Yueyu gritted his teeth and rushed towards the torch.
I can’t always let Lin Baici take care of me, so it’s time to stand up and contribute!
Just as the little fish man took two steps forward, he was caught up by Lin Baici, grabbed his arm, and pulled him back, and then an identical 'Lin Baici', first his head, then his body, Split from Lin Baici.
This is the effect of divine grace ‘Nuwa creates man’.
Lin Baici can create an identical clone and then inject consciousness to control it. However, if the clone dies and the consciousness is not separated in time, the body will be severely damaged and there may even be memory loss.
In a sudden death battle like this, it was absolutely impossible for Lin Baici's consciousness to be withdrawn in time.
The clone rushed to the old locust tree, picked it up before the torch went out, and then threw it at the branches and leaves with great force, trying to light them on fire.
Pop!
Several branches danced like whips, whipping the pine torches away.
“Huh?”
Lin Baici took a few more steps forward, and clearly felt that the force strangling his neck had loosened slightly, and the physical feedback from the clone also showed that the force had indeed loosened.
Lin Baici immediately teleported and appeared behind the big locust tree.
He was betting that if there was no loose feeling around his neck, he would retreat immediately. Furthermore, he felt that if he teleported, the strange tree would not be able to lock his position immediately, so he would not be able to initiate it. Attacked.
The mysterious force that strangled Lin Baici's neck suddenly disappeared. Lin Baici immediately resumed breathing. He did not gasp for breath, but greeted Xia Hongyao and the others.
“Come here quickly!”
However, before Lin Baici shouted, Xia Hongyao, Gu Qingqiu, and Sangong Airi had already started to move, obviously sensing the change in power.
It's just that instead of rushing forward, the high ponytail reached out to pull Gu Qingqiu and Hua Yueyu, hoping to take them with him.
Smart people, like classmate Zhou and Brother Dayi, once they saw that Lin Baici could talk, they immediately knew that they could survive if they stayed close to the old locust tree, so they sprinted immediately.
Those who are slow to respond will have to wait for Lin Bai to speak.
A few seconds later, everyone approached the old locust tree and resumed breathing.
Walker and Khorkina looked at each other quietly, with worried looks on their faces.
Do you still want to make a profit?
What a joke!
Look at the members of Lin Baici’s team, what are their standards?
Except for Hua Yueyu, everyone else made the most correct judgment at the first time.
"Lin Jun, your companions are all excellent!"
Minomiya Airi was envious.
Having a strong teammate means that the team's fault tolerance rate will also be greatly improved, and Lin Baici has two.
"Now...what are you doing now?"
Cinderella had tears and runny nose on her face, she was scared.
“Is it possible to leave only after certain conditions are met?
Student Zhou’s analysis.
“Look! "
Chen Shaolian exclaimed.
Everyone looked at the old locust tree.
Three slits suddenly appeared on the rough bark of this thing. Looking at the layout, it looked like an ugly old man's face covered with wrinkles.
“Is this monster smiling?”
Akiwasabi frowned.
This time, the strange tree made no sound, but the curve of its eyes and mouth seemed to be smiling.
"Is it possible to pass the test if you find the reason for laughter?"
Chen Shaolian analyzed that as soon as she finished speaking, a boss suddenly stretched out his hands towards Lin Baici and ran over with all his strength.
"Help...Help..."
The boss was speechless. There was a thumb-thick indentation on his neck, as if it was wrapped with an invisible rope. .
Whoosh!
Everyone’s hair stood on end instantly!
"Again?"
Chen Shaolian was very nervous, but soon discovered that except for the middle-aged boss, everyone else was fine.
"What...what is going on?"
Cinderella asked.
“He is the first unlucky guy!”
Xia Hongyao explained: "Hurry up and observe and find out the key to purification!"
If you don't know the cause of the pollution outbreak, there is no way to save it.
"Quick, look at the old locust tree and laugh together!"
Minomiya Airi urged.
The boss tried his best to smile at the ugly face on the old locust tree.
After a few seconds, his condition did not improve.
“Cry!”
Minomiya Airi warned: “Cry loudly!”
Sannomiya Airi didn’t even need to remind her, the boss would have been scared to tears.
“Do something funny and make it laugh!”
Gu Qingqiu interrupted.
The boss was thinking about it. His neck was tightened rapidly, he couldn't breathe air, and he couldn't make any movements. His mind was in a mess now, and his body was getting weaker and weaker.
At this time, everyone wants to help, but they don’t know where to start.
More than ten seconds later, the boss stopped moving.
Everyone watched helplessly as he was strangled to death by something unknown.
"What the hell is going on?"
Brother Dayi broke his guard directly: "What should we do to avoid dying?"
"Don't be anxious, there must be a reason, hurry up Look for it! Look for it quickly!”
Classmate Zhou bit the nail of his right thumb and recalled everything after entering this courtyard.
"Chen Shaolian, it seems to be looking at you!"
Gu Qingqiu reminded.
"Huh?"
Chen Shaolian was startled: "I...what should I do?"
"Tell me a joke, hurry up."
Gu Qingqiu urged, now every cannon fodder life is important and can be used for trial and error.
"I...I..."
Chen Shaolian was panicked: "I can't figure it out."
"Don't worry about what you do, just make it laugh!"
Airi Sannomiya felt that Gu Qingqiu's idea was correct.
If an ugly face smiles, do what makes it laugh. If an ugly face cries, then make it sadder.
"I attended my friend's wedding that day, and my friend prepared a surprise, saying that whoever drinks 10 glasses of wine will be given a piece of Chinese..."
Chen Shaolian spoke, trying hard to recall the jokes he had heard, and chose One of them spoke tremblingly.
Gu Qingqiu originally planned to remind Chen Shaolian that it was best to choose someone particularly funny, but Chen Shaolian had already spoken.
Walker looked at his watch. More than a minute had passed and no one had been choked. "This method seems to work?"
"Come on!"
Brother Dayi encouraged Chen Shaolian.
“SHUTUP!”
Khorkina scolded.
"There was a guest who was an alcoholic. After drinking ten glasses, my friend took out a bar of Chinese toothpaste and gave it to him!"
The content was not long, but Chen Shaolian was afraid, She was stumbling when talking, and she was a little regretful and depressed now. Why did she talk?
Can't you let someone else do it?
The joke is over.
The old locust tree showed no reaction.
"It doesn't seem to work?"
Xia Hongyao analyzed: "How about another one? Or just talk about cross talk?"
"Is it time for the rest of you to speak?"
Chen Shaolian made up his mind not to speak.
"That monster's eyes are looking at you, why don't you say anything?"
Brother Dayi sneered.
“It didn’t look at me!”
Chen Shaolian was quibbling, but she was uneasy in her heart. When she was thinking about telling another story, she suddenly felt a pair of invisible hands grabbing her head and breaking it off hard.
"Don't..."
Chen Shaolian begged for mercy, but before he could finish his words, those invisible big hands suddenly exerted force.
Click!
Chen Shaolian's head was twisted 180 degrees and turned directly to his back.
"Fuck!"
Brother Dayi's scalp was numb.
“Ah!”
Cinderella screamed and instinctively stepped back, but after taking a few steps, she quickly stopped because she seemed to be strangled if she was too far away from the strange tree. .
“Either the condition for passing the test is not to tell a joke, or she is not funny enough!”
Sannomiya Airi analyzed and then saw the old pagoda tree staring at Hua Yueyu.
"Xiaoyu, it's you!"
Xia Hongyao was worried.
“Yeah!”
Hua Yueyu took a deep breath,
Telling a joke?
No one is better at it than me!
I am the lady at the seafood counter, and I am the best at handling the chores!
"Did you know? In fact, Li Bai found out that his good friend's wife was cheating on him, but he was too embarrassed to explain it directly, lest his brother would have nothing to do, so he wrote a poem."
Hua Yue Fish recited.
"Brothers are like siblings, wives are like clothes, Chang'an is like a moon, and thousands of households are pounding clothes!"
Poof!
Gu Qingqiu smiled, while Airi Sannomiya burst into laughter.
Even though the kimono girl is a Sakura girl, she has studied it in depth because she admires the traditional culture of Kyushu.
This sentence "A Moon in Chang'an" is a poem by the poet Li Bai. Unexpectedly, when Hua Yueyu interpreted it this way, it had another meaning.
"I will never be able to look directly at this "Midnight Wu Song" again!"
Xia Hongyao sighed.
"It doesn't seem to be responding?"
Hua Yueyu frowned: "Shall I have another one?" (End of this chapter)