Chapter 24 A battle of wits and courage
Going down the slope, the scheming little Lolita and her little red horse were gone, leaving only a piece of green grass. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the grass is blown by the wind, and oxen are visible.
The loli is missing, she looks particularly beautiful.
Zhu Pingan led the cow to the clear river. There were irregular stones on both sides of the river bank. He tied the cow to a willow tree by the river and let the cow choose to drink water or eat water grass or the bank. Grass on the edge. Then I walked along the river to see if I could catch one or two fish. Unfortunately, I found that it was impossible to catch fish with my bare hands. Even digging for loaches by the river was impossible. There are so many along the river, and loaches can’t be found hiding in the mud.
Of course, this is also because Zhu Pingan’s ability to catch fish is limited.
Would you like to bring a fishing rod with you in the future? Fishing is not bad, it can cultivate your sentiments and give you extra food.
“Hey, little poor guy, why did you come here?”
It’s so haunting.
Zhu Ping'an turned his head and saw the scheming little lolita again, but the scheming little lolita changed into another set of clothes. She was wearing a slutty dress, a fairy spirit, and a double-snail bun. , there is a lock of hair hanging down along the baby's fat face, making the whole person more cute.
"What are you doing, ugly girl?" Zhu Ping'an glanced and turned his head.
She called me an ugly girl again. The scheming little loli deliberately changed her clothes to look better and had a cuter hairstyle. Unexpectedly, this little bastard called me an ugly girl again. The little loli was so angry that she gritted her teeth. Crunch.
"Hey, the clothes you are wearing are really bad, and there are patches. My servants are all better dressed than you, you are so poor!" The sinister little loli walked closer, holding her chubby hands in the air He lit the patches on Zhu Pingan's clothes, looked at Zhu Pingan with disgust and ridiculed.
"Well, yes, my clothes have two or three patches. I just met your servant, and they are indeed better dressed than me." Zhu Pingan nodded candidly, not embarrassed at all. .
Zhu Pingan's frankness caught the scheming little Lolita off guard, who was about to ridicule him. It was completely beyond her expectation. She should be blushing, shy and ashamed.
So thick-skinned!
The scheming little loli slanders.
"Didn't you call your brother? Where is your brother? Isn't he the little red horse behind you?" Zhu Pingan came down from the stone by the river and asked softly.
“My brother is not at home.”
The dark little loli’s face was red and she was at a loss.
"Oh, your brother is not at home, then I am not at home." Zhu Pingan said in a long voice, with a smile on his chubby face, and walked over with his short legs.
"You, what are you going to do?" The scheming little loli's eyes widened when she heard this, her nervous voice trembled a little, and she ran back holding up her skirt.
"Your brother is not at home, so I escaped a beating." Zhu Pingan said seriously, and then looked at the scheming little Lolita like an idiot, "Why are you running away?"
"I, I ran away." The scheming little Lolita refused to admit it even if she was defeated by others.
Zhu Ping'an ignored him. He just wanted to scare her deliberately. Since he couldn't catch the fish in the river, let's see if there are any edible wild fruits on the shore. I'm a little hungry. That's the good thing about being surrounded by mountains and rivers.
What does it smell like, so fragrant?
Zhu Pingan turned around and saw the scheming little loli holding a chicken drumstick with a handkerchief, trying to bite it.
Gudong, drooling unconsciously, it was completely a conditioned reflex. Zhu Pingan tried hard to control himself and stop looking, but he still couldn't help it. The chicken legs must have been braised in brown sauce. The appearance is oily and shiny, the meat is soft and tender, and the taste must be particularly good. It sucks and makes people salivate.
The scheming little loli also saw Zhu Pingan looking at him, so she became even more arrogant and stinky.
"Xiao Qiongsu, do you know what I ate? You must have never eaten it." The black-bellied little loli shook the braised chicken legs very unceremoniously to make the aroma stronger.
This stinky girl must have done it on purpose!
The taste is overflowing and the mouth is filled with saliva.
As a foodie, I haven’t eaten braised chicken drumsticks that tasted so good for a long time. Last time my grandfather and the others came here, they cooked two pheasants, but they didn’t catch a single drumstick. Moreover, The cooking method is also different. It's stewed, so it definitely doesn't taste better than braised.
In order to stop drooling, Zhu Pingan ignored the sinister little loli showing off.
“The braised chicken legs are so fragrant. They are made with honey. You can swallow your tongue after one bite. Hahaha, your mouth is watering.”
The Black-bellied Little Loli's description of deliberate revenge saw Zhu Ping'an swallowing, and she laughed with satisfaction.
"Where can braised chicken drumsticks taste like steamed buns? I don't believe it's as delicious as you said." Zhu Ping'an looked like he didn't believe it.
"You haven't eaten it before, huh, how can steamed buns be compared to chicken legs."
The black-bellied little loli rolled her eyes with contempt on her face.
"I don't believe it. I don't believe there is anything more delicious than steamed buns. If you don't believe it, you are a liar." Zhu Pingan retorted seriously.
No matter what the shady little loli says, Zhu Ping'an just says one sentence, I don't believe it, you are a liar.
"I'm not lying to you. If you don't believe me, try it." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an didn't believe it and even said that she was a liar, the scheming little loli couldn't help but rush to clear her name.
Zhu Pingan saw the scheming little Loli hand over the chicken drumstick, and hurriedly approached it with her silly little chubby face.
Aaah.
In one bite, he bit into the whole braised chicken leg handed to him by the scheming little Lolita, and swallowed it down in three gulps.
The meat is delicious, fat but not greasy. It smells good and tastes even better when you eat it.
The sinister little loli looked at the bare handkerchief in her hand, and then at Zhu Pingan, whose mouth was dripping with oil. She seemed to finally realize that she had been fooled, so she covered her face with bulging hands and started to cry.
Who made you feel so good? Zhu Ping'an looked at the scheming little loli who was unaware of this, with a proud look on his face.
However, the sound of this stinky girl crying seems a bit strange.
Then, Zhu Pingan saw the black-bellied little Loli covering her face and crying. She suddenly looked at Zhu Pingan and giggled.
This girl must be sick.
Suddenly, Zhu Ping'an felt his lower abdomen churn, and a force was impacting the chrysanthemum.
Here we go, this stinky girl drugged the chicken legs! ! !
Ever since, amidst the ridicule of the scheming little Lolita, Zhu Ping'an held up his trousers waist and ran towards the tall grass in embarrassment. There was a rush, and after squatting four or five times in a while, Zhu Pingan walked out from the grass with his trousers waistband and dark circles under his eyes.
Looks like a young fairy, but has a snake and scorpion in its belly. This scheming little loli has been scheming against herself since she arrived. Why is her brother not at home? She obviously wants to take revenge on herself. It’s a pity not to be an actress. She is so careless that she failed in such a place. In the hands of little loli.
"What are you looking at, little poor guy, you brought it on yourself!" Seeing Zhu Ping'an staring at her, the sinister little loli couldn't help but wave her pink fist and said proudly. (End of chapter)