Chapter 25 Bickering
The arrogant Lolita, the willful and cunning fox.
She is like a little fox. It’s not about how beautiful and charming she is. Even though she looks good-looking now, who knows when she grows up? It’s about how beautiful she is. Girls, usually have claws hidden under their beautiful fur.
I have always felt that my IQ is enough to crush this era. Now it seems that I am just the toad sitting in a well looking at the sky. I cannot relax at any time and study. Only by continuous learning and continuous improvement can I truly gain a foothold in this era.
Sinister little loli, thank you.
"Hey, Qiongsu, what's your name?" The scheming little loli came over and asked, holding her little red pony, still looking so arrogant and stinky.
But this time Zhu Ping'an didn't call her an ugly girl again. This should be regarded as a reward for her awakening to the importance of studying just now.
"Zhu Pingan." Zhu Pingan's voice was still a little weak, "What about you, what is your name?"
After hearing Zhu Pingan's answer, the little lolita turned over He rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you know that you can't just tell others a girl's name?"
Well, she is really that poisonous little lolita. You are only five years old, you are not a girl, you are just a little brat. But since you don't want to say it, I won't force it. Anyway, I have no interest or good impression of this sinister, venomous, arrogant, willful, and snake-hearted little loli.
As a result, Zhu Pingan ignored the scheming little Lolita and went to the river bank to cut a lot of young grass with stones, tied it to a hemp rope, and made a bamboo fishing rod again.
The black-bellied little loli was very unhappy when she saw Zhu Pingan ignored her. She kicked a stone. The stone was kicked into the river not far from Zhu Pingan, causing a splash. Large splashes and water drops fell on Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Pingan turned his head and glanced at the scheming little loli. This scheming little loli was really too willful.
“Look what I’m doing!” Seeing Zhu Pingan looking at her, the scheming little loli didn’t have the slightest intention of doing something wrong and being caught by the real owner. Instead, she held her head high and challenged Zhu Pingan back to her.
He looks completely confident.
I really have the urge to push the little loli down on the grass and give her a spanking.
"What, Zhu Pingan, do you want to hit me? Hum, I know your name. If you dare to hit me, I will go to your parents and show them the good son they taught!" "
What did this girl grow up on? Why is she so cunning? She asked her name earlier, but she was waiting for her here! If I were really a child, I would definitely be eaten to death by this girl. Fortunately, I am not.
“Don’t worry, let me tell you, my dad is very powerful. My dad can buy your whole village. If your parents don’t teach you a lesson, my dad will teach your dad a lesson. I know a lot about my dad. People are here "My father knows the mayor, the mayor, and the county magistrate." The sinister little loli clasped her little fingers
Money comes first, she loves vanity, is arrogant and willful, bullies others, and takes pride instead of being ashamed.
"Then does your father know the Jade Emperor?" Zhu Pingan raised his head and asked coldly.
Ah
Huh?
The black-bellied little loli was stuck for a while, her mouth grew big, and her little hands were still in a state of clenching their fingers, but her whole body was not good.
Zhu Pingan ignored the scheming little Lolita and took the bamboo fishing rod to untie the reins of the old scalper.
It was getting late. Looking at the horizon, the sun had already begun to set. Half of the sky in the west was dyed red by the setting sun. From a distance, it looked like a childish child smearing red fuel on the horizon.
"Old Huang, go home." Zhu Pingan walked up to the old scalper, stepped on his feet and touched its nose.
The old scalper had eaten and drank enough. When he saw his little master urging him to go home, he crawled down again. Zhu Ping'an climbed onto the bamboo saddle on the ox's back with his toes, hands and feet, and lowered the fishing rod tied with young grass to the old ox's head.
The old scalper stood up, chased the young grass with his big head, spread his hooves and moved forward slowly under the guidance of Zhu Pingan's fishing rod.
“Hey, stop, don’t leave.”
The arrogant and sinister little loli was stomping her feet and shouting behind her. Seeing that Zhu Pingan ignored her at all, she couldn't help but angrily led her little red horse and trotted all the way, running to the front to block the road.
There is no end!
"What are you doing, ugly girl." Zhu Ping'an rolled his eyes while riding on the back of the cow, "Do you want to go home with me and be your little wife? Unfortunately, you are too ugly, I don't want you."
“Bah, don’t Face, who wants to be your wife! You deserve it! Well, I want to be the first lady, so I don’t want to marry you poor fools!”
Hearing this, the black-bellied little loli's face turned red with anger, she spat at Zhu Ping'an and roared angrily.
"Then why are you blocking my way." Zhu Ping'an really didn't have much fondness for this ancient version of the money-worshiping girl.
"Your cow ate my grass." The scheming little loli stretched out her hands to block the road, "You either give me a couple of silver or keep the cow."
You are just trying to make trouble with strong arguments. You think your grass is golden grass, and you pay me a tael of silver. Besides, maybe this grass is yours.
"My cows are the most beautiful in the world. Most people have to spend ten taels of silver to take a look at them. You have been looking at them for almost half a day, so you can pay a hundred taels of silver for them. Well, my cows just now If the cow eats one tael of your grass, just give me ninety-nine taels." Zhu Ping'an sat on the cow's back and talked nonsense.
The scheming little loli pouted when she heard this and said sarcastically, "Are you kidding? You think your cow is a golden cow."
"You were the one who made the joke first." Zhu Ping'an stood on the cow's back. Said lightly.
“You!” The sinister little loli was speechless.
"A good dog doesn't block the road." Zhu Pingan added lightly.
A good dog stays out of the way! Damn it, if I get out of the way, I'm a good dog. If I don't get out of the way, I'm a bad dog! What to do, what to do, what to say is just a dog, the scheming little loli was so angry that her face turned red and she almost choked with tears.
"You are the dog!"
"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
Hey, this little bastard actually apologized. Hum, you know you were wrong, so I won’t forgive you. The scheming little loli had a little excitement on her face.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhu Pingan then added seriously, "You made the wrong mistake. I am not your kind."
Serious ridicule is the most lethal.
"You bastard!" The scheming little loli's shoulders trembled with anger, and her big eyes were watered with anger.
"Oh, it turns out you are a bastard if you want to find someone of the same kind. Go look under the rocks by the river. You may be able to find your sister." Zhu Pingan suggested seriously.
When it comes to bickering techniques, how can ancient times be as good as modern ones?
"Zhu Ping'an, wait! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" The black-bellied little Loli was so angry that she burst into tears. She sobbed and trotted away while holding the little red horse, and went home crying.
Zhu Ping'an didn't take it seriously and rode the old scalper home. This kind of willful and unruly little loli should be taught a lesson. Besides, she didn’t say anything. It’s because she has too little ability to bear it. (End of chapter)