Chapter 29 Jing Nu Qishu
Damn it, we were deceived
The three chubby boys looked at Zhu Pingan who was laughing so hard that he couldn’t stand up, and they realized it later. Realize. As a result, the three chubby little guys lying on the ground struggled to stand up, their chubby faces became angry, and they rolled up their sleeves and prepared to fight.
Yes, this is what it should be.
The scheming little loli finally became excited again, waving her pink fists and yelling, "Hit him, hit him, let him lie to you, let him bully me, beat him to death. I don’t even know my mother.”
My mother didn’t even recognize her after she was beaten. How much hatred and grievances I have against you, Zhu Ping’an was speechless.
The three chubby boys rolled up their sleeves and ran towards Zhu Pingan with the encouragement of the scheming little lolita.
The scheming little loli's big excited eyes turned into crescent moons as she seemed to be about to see this hateful little bastard get beaten. She was so happy.
Just when the three little chubby papers were about to touch Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan stretched out his hands, crossed them on his chest, and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop."
The three little ones Fat Paper Gaz suddenly braked and stopped.
"You idiot is a strong and powerful brat, don't listen to him, beat him up." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an was trying to deceive again, the scheming little lolita hurriedly reminded the three little chubby boys to take action.
"Stop, stop, stop, have you forgotten what you just called me?"
Zhu Ping'an doesn't want to be beaten up by three little brats in this backward era. It was so embarrassing, so I hurriedly said it.
"What did we call you?" the three chubby boys narrowed their eyes and asked.
"You called me big brother." Zhu Pingan reminded.
"That's what you lied to me." The three chubby little boys shouted anxiously, their chubby faces becoming anxious.
"So what, you are men, how can you not keep your word? Since you call me eldest brother, then I am your eldest brother. How can you swing your fist at eldest brother." Zhu Ping An clasped his hands on his chest and said confidently.
"You guys." Seeing that Zhu Pingan had another evil idea, the scheming little loli couldn't help but become anxious, and quickly tried to urge the three little fat men.
"What are you, ugly girl, how can you be so bad. The three of them want to be heroes when they grow up. Wouldn't it be wrong if someone knew that they were shaking their fists at the elder brother they recognized? Let all the heroes in the world laugh at you."
Zhu Ping'an immediately interrupted the slanderous little loli, what a joke, I can't cure you, a little girl.
There are many storytellers these days. In ancient times, there was no TV network, and most of their entertainment activities relied on these storytellers. In these days in ancient times, Zhu Pingan met storytellers once or twice when they visited villages and told stories. Every time I tell a story, I do it for the applause of a large group of people, and the most popular ones are these naughty children. They especially love to hear stories about heroes and heroes.
Sure enough, Zhu Pingan said that the three of them should be heroes when they grow up, which made these three chubby little chubby girls lose their minds. After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, they all held their heads high. chest, as if they are already the heroes the storyteller calls them.
Strike while the iron is hot, Zhu Pingan clasped his fists again and added.
"Brave Sao Nian, the heavy responsibility of eradicating violence and peace and injustice will be yours from now on. I am optimistic about you. You go and defeat the bad guys and rescue the princess, and we will say goodbye."
If it weren't for the weight limit of the three little fat papers, the three little fat papers would float to the sky with the blessing of Zhu Ping'an's words.
The three little chubby boys almost took Zhu Pingan as their confidant. If they had not had limited experience, they would have dragged Zhu Pingan to join the alliance long ago. The idea of beating her up to vent her anger on the scheming little loli has been thrown into a corner long ago.
"Brother, let's say goodbye. We will meet again later."
The three little fat men quickly entered the role in the story told by the storyteller, slapped their buttocks, hissed in their mouths, and rode their horses. And left, disappearing into the distance in an instant, Mao could not be seen.
Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs! Let's go now. Being lied to is like drinking honey. You guys are just here to make fun of me.
The black-bellied little loli stared blankly at the three of them slapping their butts and driving the "horse" away from the little fat paper. A flock of bald birds flew by in her heart.
"Hey, ugly girl, why are you still standing here?" Zhu Pingan asked as he led the cow past the sinister little Loli.
The scheming little loli finally came back to her senses from her dazed state. She immediately raised her head and said coldly and arrogantly, "Don't be too proud of yourself!"
< br>"Well, okay." Zhu Pingan nodded and led the cow towards the river.
No, it shouldn’t be this kind of answer. Why did it happen as soon as it was agreed? The scheming little loli was confused by Zhu Pingan’s unconventional approach.
"Hey, little poor guy, stop." The scheming little loli came back to her senses and saw that Zhu Pingan had walked several meters. As always, she called Zhu Pingan "little poor guy" arrogantly and rudely, and ordered Zhu Pingan to Get off safely.
"What are you doing?"
"You, you can't call me ugly girl in the future." The scheming little loli ordered, turning in a circle to show off her new clothes.
"Okay, ugly girl."
Zhu Ping'an took a look and nodded seriously.
You also said that the scheming little loli stomped her feet angrily, "No, no, I told you not to call me an ugly girl!"
A proud little peacock, boring.
Zhu Pingan ignored it lazily, turned around and led the cow towards the river.
"You, stop, Zhu Pingan, stop." The sinister little Loli shouted loudly, "I won't call you poor girl anymore, and you, don't call me ugly girl, okay? "
Zhu Pingan stopped, thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay. . ”
I didn’t call her an ugly girl again. Zhu Pingan was not the kind of person who was unforgiving. I just couldn’t stand the wayward and rude behavior of this arrogant little loli. , but since this girl can make concessions, I don't want to compete with a little girl.
After agreeing, Zhu Pingan continued walking with the cow.
The scheming little loli behind him refused to obey. She pouted her lips and called out to Zhu Pingan again, "Hey, Zhu Pingan, stop, you are not sincere."
Why haven't you done that yet? It's over.
Zhu Pingan turned around and asked speechlessly, "Why am I not sincere?"
"You, you haven't asked me my name yet. You don't know how to call me by my name. ." The scheming little loli twirled her clothes with her little hands and pouted.
Well, it’s not like you said yesterday that you shouldn’t tell anyone a girl’s name casually.
"My name is Li Shu." The scheming little loli looked like she was very compassionate, and I let you know my name for a cheap gift. She was still as arrogant as ever, thanking you with tears of gratitude.
Jing Nu Qi Shu. - "Poetry·Beifeng·Jingnu". Li Shu, Jing's concubine, has a good name. (End of this chapter)