Chapter 28: There was a guy in the neighboring village who bullied me because I was young and ignorant
Why didn’t I dare to come? It’s not like I ran home crying. However, it is better for me to stay away from legendary creatures like the scheming little loli. I don’t like the arrogant and willful little lolita the most.
Zhu Pingan led the cow down from the grass on the slope slowly, and made up his mind to walk past the scheming little Lolita later, ignoring her provocation.
Just when she was about to get closer, the scheming little loli made a strange move, put her hands to her mouth and shouted loudly into the distance.
"Zhuangzhuang, Daniu, Ergouzi, come quickly, this brat bullied me yesterday."
Nima
This is the legendary rescue soldier.
Then Zhu Ping'an saw three six- or seven-year-old naughty children rushing out from the grass on the hillside in the distance, and they all seemed to be chubby, at least not thinner than himself. .
In an instant, Zhu Pingan felt that ten thousand grass and mud horses were whizzing past his heart.
It turns out that this stinky girl cried yesterday and said, "Just wait," and it was really true. This arrogant, sinister and willful little loli is really the kind of character who is determined to take revenge, and she also knows how to recruit helpers to find reinforcements.
Seeing three fat guys who were one year older than him rushing over screaming, Zhu Pingan just thought for a second and decisively let go of the old scalper and ran away.
Be reasonable?
Crush them with IQ?
Are you kidding? They are obviously talking to you with their fists right from the beginning. Before you can crush them with your IQ, they will beat you all over your head in minutes. Believe it or not.
Of course, it doesn’t mean that you can’t use your IQ to crush them, but you have to rub off their sharpness first. As the saying goes, they will lose their strength after a burst of energy. You must first avoid their sharpness before you can crush them with your IQ. .
In the next nearly ten minutes, I saw three chubby boys chasing a smaller chubby boy all over the hillside, howling like four mad dogs as they passed by.
Zhu Ping'an said that he has a mental age of more than 20 years old. He knows some techniques to get rid of pursuers, such as rapid changes of direction, turning back and so on. He often catches up with three little fat guys when they are about to catch up. You can always quickly dodge and distance yourself.
"Idiot, why are you always running behind his butt, why can't you separate and block him?!" The scheming little loli who was watching the fun was shouting and gesticulating in dissatisfaction from behind.
This scheming little loli can’t really be a little fox, she’s a bit too smart.
Under the command of the scheming little Lolita, the three little fat papers finally surrounded Zhu Pingan not far away. The three little fat papers stood in an equilateral triangle and surrounded Zhu Pingan. It was blocked in a place about ten square meters in size.
"You can hit me, but you can't call me brother." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhu Pingan simply stood there motionless, looking like he was waiting to be beaten, but he said it mysteriously. One sentence.
Three chubby boys around six years old are really curious about their age. Why can they beat you but can’t call you big brother? It’s so strange. I really want to know why.
“Why?”
So, the three little fat papers asked in unison.
"Because, my stomach will hurt." Zhu Pingan answered seriously.
Then
“Brother.”
A little chubby boy suddenly shouted to Zhu Pingan.
So, Zhu Ping'an immediately held his stomach and made a painful gesture, moaning in his mouth, "My stomach hurts so much".
The other two little chubby boys were delighted when they saw this, and they also started shouting.
Big Brother
Big Brother
Zhu Pingan’s voice, holding his stomach and complaining about stomachache, became denser and more realistic.
Huh
As expected, this is good, the three little fat guys grinned happily like bulldogs.
In order to vent their anger for the scheming little Lolita, the voices of the three little fat guys called Big Brother one after another, continuously, resounding through the sky.
Until the scheming little loli kicked them to the ground.
"You are so stupid, can't you see that he is playing tricks on you?!"
I am not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs. The scheming little loli fully understood this sentence. She looked at the three chubby little bastards with a black look on her face and called that little bastard. She couldn't bear it anymore and kicked each of the three chubby little bastards to the ground. On the ground, he gave a cold lesson with a pretty face.
Three little fat boys were lying on the grass, wondering why he was playing tricks on us. He was so painful that he looked like a dog after being yelled at by us.
"You are so stupid. Have you ever seen anyone get a stomachache from being called big brother!" The scheming little loli's face turned dark with anger.
"He, he gets a stomachache when we call him big brother." The three little chubby papers pointed at Zhu Pingan with their chubby fingers.
If you wait until the three little fat boys grow up, and think back on this incident, the three of them will definitely get together, drink a lot of old wine, and talk about it with all their thoughts, there used to be a bully in the neighboring village. I was young and ignorant.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't bear to laugh so hard that his stomach almost burst. They were really three cute little chubby boys. He forgot that he also had short legs.
The scheming little loli was almost driven crazy by these three idiots, "You are so stupid. I asked you three to avenge me, not to worship my big brother! He is lying. You!”
Lie to us?
The three chubby little boys turned to look at Zhu Pingan. Zhu Pingan immediately made an expression of holding his stomach, and screamed in his mouth, "It hurts, it hurts." In fact, he couldn't hold back the laughter until his stomach hurt. Broken.
Ever since, the three little chubby boys turned their heads and said to the scheming little loli in unison, "You won't lie to us. Look, he is crying out in pain now."
I really lost to you.
You guys are so cute.
These are the voices of the scheming little Lolita and Zhu Pingan respectively.
The scheming little loli looked at the ignorant chubby faces of the three chubby little guys, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an who looked pained on the surface, but in reality the ridicule was hidden on that hateful chubby little face. The scheming little loli became even more angry.
The three chubby boys saw the angry little lolita and thought she was still angry because Zhu Pingan bullied her yesterday.
So, the three little chubby papers said in unison, "Sister Shu'er, don't be angry, we will teach him a lesson for you."
The three little chubby papers looked at each other and turned to Zhu Ping An turned his head.
Big Brother
Big Brother
Big Brother
Big Brother’s voices started to rise and fall again.
Sinister little loli.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the three cute little chubby girls, and then looked at the sinister little loli who was as angry as a little toad. Ouch, it's terrible, I really can't help it.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help it anymore. He held his stomach and burst out laughing. He is so talented, but he really lost to you two. (End of this chapter)