Chapter 851 Slow
Wine is the same, tea is the same, I am the magistrate, I have the final say.
Mr. Liu’s words are like a sweet and refreshing breath The wind passed through Yang Guoliang's heart!
"Old Liu is wise."
After hearing what Mr. Liu said, Yang Guoliang could not help but applaud Mr. Liu. These words of Mr. Liu were simply a drought for Yang Guoliang. Yang Guoliang listens to the sweet rain and foggy lighthouse in his ears and feels happy in his heart.
If you are really sleepy, give me a pillow.
An uncontrollable excitement and joy surged up in Yang Guoliang's heart. His heart was as excited as a mad cow. It could not stop beating, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't control it.
Huh.
Breathe.
Taking a deep breath, Yang Guoliang calmed down his excitement slightly, and finally turned his head to look at Zhu Pingan.
Seeing Zhu Pingan's stunned expression, the mad cow in Yang Guoliang's heart began to jump uncontrollably.
Hahaha.
The situation is really changing. Come to my house today. You kept me from getting off the stage this morning, now it's your turn.
"Take Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original lanterns with forty-nine lights, only to fulfill three wishes."
I did not say this couplet casually Yes, this is a first couplet that I came up with after reading fifteen volumes of "Book of Shu" when I was studying "Three Kingdoms" last year. I worked hard and thought about it for ten days.
This is my original creation, and it is unique and unsurpassed.
After I came up with this first couplet, I also tried to come up with the second couplet myself. However, a year has passed since I came up with the first couplet last year, and I still haven’t come up with a suitable second couplet.
Because my first couplet is simply absolute.
I believe that it is not an eternal absolute, but it is also a century-old absolute that few people can come up with in tens or even hundreds of years.
After I came up with this idea, I kept it in my heart all the time, just thinking that I would make a big splash at the critical moment.
Today is the critical moment!
I got the news when I received the order in the morning, and got the confirmation from Ma Huating in the morning. It was obviously a lecture today, but in fact, the Holy Spirit selected the two princes to give lectures! The prince's minister, this is a legitimate imperial master, not a one-day imperial master like today's lecture.
Once you are appointed by the Holy One to serve as a lecturer for the prince, your future fame and wealth will not be just about grabbing things!
Good steel should be used on the blade!
So today, Yang Guoliang took out the juelian at the bottom of the box that he had been collecting for a year without hesitation.
The effect is ideal.
As soon as Yang Guoliang's unique link came out, the whole audience was shocked. Everyone frowned and thought hard.
Haha
As for Zhu Pingan, it was a complete unexpected joy for Yang Guoliang.
Thank you Mr. Liu!
Yang Guoliang once again calmed down his excitement and looked at Zhu Pingan with interest.
“Hiccup”
At exactly this moment, Zhu Ping’an burped.
Haha
Deserve it! Choking you to death! You were like a pig just now, eating like a rice bucket and choking! It's your own fault!
Want some tea?
Dream on you!
My couplet is not a good one. Not to mention today, even this year, you probably won’t be able to do it.
Yang Guoliang looked at the hiccupping Zhu Pingan, as if he had seen the funniest scene in the world. He couldn't help but narrowed his eyes, and the folds in the corners of his eyes were full of smiles.
"Haha, Zihou, take the order." Mr. Liu looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile and joked.
"Mr. Liu, see if we can discuss it. Let me have a sip of tea first and then take the military orders." After Zhu Pingan burped, he held the tea cup and discussed with Mr. Li with an embarrassed smile.
"The military order is like a mountain, and there is no need to delay." Mr. Liu smiled and shook his head.
Everyone also laughed and looked at Zhu Pingan with interest.
"Uh, okay then, take the order safely."
Zhu Pingan held the tea cup in one hand, clasped it in his other hand, and responded with cupped hands.
Seeing Zhu Ping'an taking the order, Yang Guoliang couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth, as if he had won a big prize, and couldn't close his mouth for a long time.
“Hiccup”
Before Zhu Ping’an even finished answering the order, he hiccupped again.
Haha.
Everyone couldn't help laughing, among them Yang Guoliang smiled the brightest.
"Maybe Mr. Zhu was too busy savoring the food just now and didn't hear my first couplet clearly, so I'll repeat it again. My first couplet is 'Take Erchuan, line up eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original bright lanterns, forty-nine , I only want to fulfill my three wishes." Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an kindly, and repeated the first couplet with a smile.
"Busy tasting delicious food? Haha, Dr. Yang's words are really funny." Ma Huating laughed.
"Oh" Zhu Pingan said oh and nodded.
Oh, oh, oh, you are so big, you act as if you can stand up to him, Yang Guoliang twitched the corner of his mouth in disdain.
However, the next second, the corner of Yang Guoliang's mouth twitched.
"Oh, I'm really thirsty. Please forgive me and allow me to show off my humiliation to a couplet first and ask for a cup of tea." Zhu Pingan said softly, then held the teacup and politely bowed his hands to everyone.
What?
Does this require a second line first?
Don’t you even have to think about it? !
Everyone was stunned. Yang Guoliang's couplet was difficult. They had just thought about it for a while and still had no clue. Can Zhu Ping'an figure out the second couplet now? !
impossible? !
Yang Guoliang’s eyes widened, and the corners of his mouth twitched in shock. After I came up with the first couplet, I couldn’t think of the second couplet for a year. Now you can answer the second couplet after hearing the first couplet. ? ! impossible! ! ! I don't believe it! ! !
My couplet not only contains the numbers one to ten, but also contains the life story of Wuhou Zhuge Kongming.
Haha.
You must not even understand the trap hidden in my couplet. You thought it was an ordinary couplet, and you thought you were correct in the second couplet that actually didn't match it at all!
Yes, that must be the case.
Yang Guoliang nodded, convinced of his guess.
"My second line is: 'Ping the Western Shu, secure the southern barbarians, reject the east and the north, the Chinese army's tents will change, and the earth, wood, and gold lines will change, and the water surface will be attacked with fire.'"
Everyone was stunned. Under his gaze, Zhu Ping'an burped, then spoke calmly and slowly, and wrote a second line.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an's second couplet came out, everyone felt like they heard thunder. The teacher's thank you banquet was quiet, and you could hear the drop of a needle.
Yang Guoliang was completely stunned, as if he had lost his soul, and looked at Zhu Ping'an blankly like a piece of wood.
"Okay! Take Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original lanterns forty-nine, only to fulfill three wishes; pacify Western Shu, conquer the southern barbarians, reject the east and the north, and the Chinese army's account changes Earth, wood and gold are used to attack the water surface with fire. "
King Yu's applause broke the calm of the teacher-appreciation banquet. After listening to Zhu Ping'an's second couplet, King Yu couldn't help but praise, and then repeated the couplet softly, Couldn't help but nodded again.
Yang Guoliang’s first couplet is Zhuge Kongming’s life achievement, and Zhu Ping’an’s second couplet is also Zhuge Kongming’s life achievement. Yang Guoliang’s first couplet is wonderful, and Zhu Pingan’s second couplet is so clever. It’s really a rare pair. Wonderful pair.
Gao Gong looked at Zhu Pingan with sparkle in his eyes, and it seemed that he really looked at Zhu Pingan seriously at this moment.
"Yes." Mr. Liu also smiled slightly, looked at Zhu Pingan and nodded.
"It's embarrassing." Zhu Ping'an bowed his hands to everyone, then took the teacup and put it to his mouth before he even drank.
“Slow down!”
At this time, a rapid and excited voice was heard. (End of this chapter)