Chapter 852 Dr. Yang’s Desperate Counterattack
A slow word resounded throughout the audience.
Like a thunder!
It was just one word, but it had the mighty momentum of thousands of troops. It was as if a group of righteous teachers descended from the sky, galloping on horseback, roaring towards them, and shocked the whole audience at the teacher appreciation banquet.
Including Zhu Pingan at the banquet, who had put the tea cup to his lips, opened his mouth, and was about to drink tea.
I was also shocked.
Keeping serving the tea, there was a pause, and not a drop of tea could be drank into the mouth.
Who shouted "slow"?
Everyone followed the sound and saw that Yang Guoliang was looking at Zhu Ping'an, his mouth shape of "Slow" had not yet been closed.
Obviously, it was Yang Guoliang who shouted.
Zhu Pingan held the teacup and slowly turned his head to look at Yang Guoliang.
In sight.
Yang Guoliang was looking at himself excitedly, his eyes dancing with the fire of revenge, and the muscles on his face seemed to be shaking with excitement.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu, wait a minute."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an and tried his best to make a calm and gentle smile, but it was a pity that the muscles on his face were shaking with excitement. It was so powerful that his calm and gentle smile looked a little excited and ferocious.
Haha
Can you not be excited? !
To be honest, when Zhu Ping'an made the couplet just now, Yang Guoliang felt that the sky was turning dark and the sun and moon were falling apart.
I came up with the first couplet myself. I had been thinking hard for a year but could not come up with the second couplet. I thought it could be listed as a century-old couplet, but Zhu Pingan, who only knows how to eat, came up with it without even thinking about it. The second line is out! How can you keep yourself from despair? !
But
Haha
Huang Tian pays off.
In despair, Yang Guoliang did not give up. His brain was spinning rapidly, and he was more awake and active than ever before.
Take the two rivers, arrange eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original lanterns with forty-nine lights, only to fulfill three wishes;
Ping the Western Shu, conquer the southern barbarians, reject the east and the north, and fight in the middle The military tent changed its colors of earth, wood, and gold, and the water surface could be attacked with fire.
In this seemingly perfect couplet, Yang Guoliang keenly caught the flaw, a fatal flaw.
A flaw that is enough to destroy Zhu Pingan!
Beautiful!
A desperate counterattack!
Hehe
How can you not be excited?
At this time, Yang Guoliang didn't look up to the sky and laughed excitedly, it was already the result of restraint and restraint.
"What do you have to say, Dr. Yang?"
Zhu Ping'an held the tea cup, burped, slightly wrinkled his eyebrows, and asked in a neutral tone.
Ma Dan.
I can't even drink a cup of tea!
Zhu Pingan greeted Yang Guoliang warmly in his heart.
"I can't talk about it in person. I just have some immature ideas and I want to ask Zhu Pingan for advice." Yang Guoliang smiled and deliberately said to Zhu Pingan in the same tone as when Zhu Pingan asked him for advice in the morning.
Treat others in their own way.
Sure enough, such revenge makes me feel more comfortable, as if every pore is shouting for comfort.
This is sour and refreshing.
Yang Guoliang's excited and happy voice was a little hoarse, like a drake that was strangled by the neck, with its own BGM.
"Dr. Yang, please speak." Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang, nodded slightly, and said lightly.
Haha
Have you lost face?
Can't stand this?
Believe it or not, your expression will look better later? !
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, as if he had seen the scene where Zhu Pingan was stunned and defeated after he pointed out Zhu Pingan's well-known flaws, so the smile on his face became gentler.
"My first couplet is 'Collecting two rivers, forming eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original lanterns with forty-nine lights, only to reward three people'. Mr. Zhu, your correct second couplet is 'Pingxi Shu' , The southern barbarians are determined, the east and the north are blocked, the military tents in the middle change, the earth and wood are golden, and the water surface can be attacked with fire, right?" Zhu Ping'an, Yang Guoliang's eyes were burning, asked with a smile.
"Of course." Zhu Pingan nodded.
"Haha, then the question comes." Hearing Zhu Ping'an answer yes, Yang Guoliang's smile became even brighter.
The smile is incomprehensible.
It was as if if you gave him a fan, he would be able to fan the feathers and make the towel disappear while talking and laughing.
"Which company is better at learning excavator?" Zhu Ping'an twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.
Mainly because of Yang Guoliang's sentence, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but say it, just like Hong Qi couldn't help but kick Ouyang Feng because he was too handsome in "The East Comes the West" Like a kick.
"Ah?"
Zhu Ping'an's imaginative solitaire made Yang Guoliang stunned. What the hell? Who is better at learning excavators? Are you sick? What is an excavator? !
"Ahem, I mean what's the problem?" Zhu Ping'an coughed and explained with a smile.
Sick!
Yang Guoliang glanced at Zhu Pingan, thinking that the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet was about to be revealed, and his mood immediately improved.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu, please be patient. Please listen to me slowly. My first couplet is written about Wuhou Zhuge Liang, and Mr. Zhu, your second couplet is also about Wuhou Zhuge Liang. There is no problem in the meaning of the couplet.' Futakawa 'right' "Ping Xi Shu", "Pull Eight Formation" against "Dingnan Barbarians", "Six Out and Seven Captures" against 'Eastern and Northern Rejection'. These are all no problem."
Yang Guoliang said with a slight smile, and then he started talking. Turn, laugh There was murderous intent in his voice, and his words were filled with guns and sticks, and thousands of arrows were fired:
"But, haha, Mr. Zhu is going to have forty-nine bright lanterns in the five feet, and he only wants to reward three people." The Chinese army changed its mind about the earth, wood, and gold lines, but the water surface can be attacked with fire. There is a problem here."
"Oh, I dare to ask Dr. Yang, what is the problem?" Zhu Ping'an asked slightly. He asked with his hands raised at the corner of his mouth.
"What is the problem? Haha, Master Zhu, haven't you seen it yet? Your "Chinese Army Account Change, Civil Engineering and Golden Yao" is obviously not up to my "Forty-nine Five Zhang Original Bright Lanterns". The same goes for "The water surface can be attacked with fire". My first couplet implies "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety". In front of you are the five directions of "east, west, south, north, center". The words are correct, but then you use the five elements of "metal, wood, water, fire, and earth" to make them right. Isn't it ridiculous that I have ten unified numbers, but you use five directions plus five five-element words, position words and five-element words. , completely irrelevant. Isn’t it ridiculous and ridiculous for you to use this inconsistent positional word with my five-element word?
When Yang Guoliang said this, his voice was as loud as a bell, and his tone was so impassioned. Every word turned into a sharp arrow, whizzing, overwhelming, and piercing Zhu Ping'an's heart.
“Well, what Dr. Yang said makes sense.”
“Yes, Dr. Yang’s first couplet has ten numbers, but Zhu Ping’an used five locative words plus five five-element words. You're right, it's not a fight at all."
"That's right, Yang. When the doctor said this, I finally understood why I felt something was wrong when I just listened to Zhu Ping'an's antithetical couplet. It turns out that this is the second couplet that Mr. Zhu was antiphoning. It's not a fight, it won't work."
Everyone heard this , suddenly realized, the teacher appreciation banquet scene became lively.
Haha
So cool!
Looking at everyone's expressions of sudden realization and listening to everyone's disgusting comments, the curvature of the corners of Yang Guoliang's mouth became wider and wider.
This feeling is really difficult to describe in words. It is like the feeling when you tremble after your wedding night with your wife. Every pore in your body feels comfortable and comfortable. How can the word "cool" be used to describe it?
So cool
It’s so exciting
It’s so enjoyable.
Haha, Zhu Ping'an, do you feel despair
PS: In the twelfth lunar month of winter, Chang'an is covered with snow, and everything is in ruins. Xiaosheng lives in a mud house, with a three-foot-long cloth covering his body, and the calamus above his head is better than cooling off. The cold wind blows at my bones, and the frost cuts at my muscles. I drink porridge in the morning and evening, and drink soup at noon. I hope you all will go to the starting point, read the original version, and reward three or five taels. The kindness of saving lives will never be forgotten.
“Speak humanly!”
"Pocket money is limited by Tigress, but I want a revised version and a reward from Xianbao. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, I will save some private money..." (End of Chapter)