Chapter 853 Good Tea
After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet, he crossed his arms and looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile.
In his eyes, Zhu Pingan is just a grasshopper after autumn, with nothing to jump about.
At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Zhu Pingan, like a spotlight.
“It’s not absurd or ridiculous.”
Zhu Ping'an, who was in the center of the teacher-appreciation banquet, seemed to be fine, as if Yang Guoliang had not pointed out the problem but praised him. He glanced at everyone with a pair of black eyes smiling, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shaking his head with a smile. He replied seriously.
Huh?
As soon as Zhu Pingan said these words, everyone was stunned.
"Haha."
Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Ping'an's answer.
"Isn't it ridiculous for you to use five locative words plus five five-element words to compare with my ten numerical words?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu can't afford to lose, right? You have five directions and five elements, which is obviously not the same as ten numbers. Mr. Zhu is the number one scholar, and he won't even compete in such a simple way. You can’t even understand the rhythm, right?" Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan and wondered He laughed loudly and said, "Spring is against summer, autumn is against winter, the evening drum is against the morning bell. I also have a copy of "Children's Battle Formula". After today's banquet, I can give it to Lord Zhu to watch and learn."
"Haha."
There was a burst of laughter at the teacher-appreciation banquet.
“Dr. Yang is wrong.”
Amid a burst of laughter, Zhu Pingan said lightly.
Huh? !
What? !
The teacher-appreciation banquet was filled with laughter.
Then
The laughter grew louder.
It’s a long time to see you.
Obviously my answer was wrong, so I just didn’t admit my mistake and blamed the other person for making the wrong question.
What, should I ask the question based on your answer? !
"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Well, well, hehehe, Mr. Zhu is right. Dr. Yang is wrong. Dr. Yang, how can your first couplet be ten numbers? , should be five numbers and five other words, so that it can compete with Lord Zhu’s second line, hahahaha Dr. Yang, don’t you admit your mistake? Hahahaha.”
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan narrowly, laughing almost to tears, and followed Zhu Pingan in a mocking tone, "cooperating".
"Haha." Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating with a dumbfounded look, "Mr. Ma, why are you still fooling around?"
"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and held his hands in his arms, his laughter couldn't help but Can't stop.
"Master Zhu, don't be joking."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, as if he was a kind teacher facing a troublesome child.
"No."
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, cupped his hands towards Yang Guoliang, and said seriously, "Master Yang was wrong. I didn't use five locative words and five five-element words in the second couplet. Instead, use the second couplet of ten locative word pairs."
Huh?
What the hell?
What did Zhu Pingan say just now? He said that he did not use five locative words and five five-element word pairs in the second line, but used ten locative word pairs in the second line? !
Did I hear that correctly? !
Did I hear it wrong, or is Zhu Pingan just confused? !
How dare you say such things? !
Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan, in broad daylight in full view of everyone, you dare to tell lies with your eyes open. Your face must be thicker than the city wall!
You can’t be too arrogant!
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the entire teacher-appreciation banquet was silent!
Everyone looked at Zhu Pingan in stunned silence, as if they were looking at aliens.
“Ahem.”
Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face turned red with anger, and his neck was covered with veins.
Shuzi!
You are so shameless! !
If you had any dignity at all, you would never say such shameless words as just now.
"Do you think we are all deaf?"
After coughing, Yang Guoliang blushed and pointed at Zhu Pingan, his fingers trembling with excitement.
“Tsk, tsk, in ancient times, Zhao Gao and the Qin court referred to deer as horses. I wish I could have seen the scene at that time, but, haha, fortunately, Mr. Zhu’s actions today have given me a taste of what I wish for.”
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan with a mocking look, and said in a strange way, sarcastically saying that Zhu Pingan was telling lies with his eyes open. He just said clearly five locative words and five five-element words, but he insisted on saying ten locative words. This He was as shameless as Zhao Gao in ancient times when he told lies with his eyes open.
Just now you said that Dr. Yang was wrong. I thought it was because you did not admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making a mistake in the first couplet.
This is shameless enough.
I didn’t expect that you could be more shameless and accuse a deer of being a horse!
Ma Huating really felt that he underestimated Zhu Ping'an's shamelessness.
"Mr. Zhu, none of us are deaf to your second line: 'Ping the Western Shu, secure the southern barbarians, resist the east and the north, the Chinese army's tents will change, and the water surface can be attacked with fire.' Confirmed, this is a big deal Everyone can testify that 'East, West, South, North, Middle' are five directional words, and 'Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth' are five five-element words. How come there are ten directional words?"
Yang Guoliang was shaken. He shook his head and laughed.
"We can't stop learning." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and said conscientiously, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop learning."
Huh?
Are you preaching to me?
You, a person who can't even pronounce a couplet, have the right to lecture me!
Ma Dan
So angry!
After hearing Zhu Pingan's consolation, Yang Guoliang was so angry that he almost burst into smoke.
“When I have time in the future, Dr. Yang should study the Book of Changes.” Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.
ha?
What did you say? Are you sick? !
You changed the topic too abruptly, right? !
At this time, Yang Guoliang was almost furious! I really want to take off my shoes and throw them on Zhu Pingan's face to test the thickness of Zhu Pingan's face.
"Tai Chi generates two rituals, and the two rituals generate four images, metal, wood, water, and fire, and earth and the four images are combined. The five elements are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, and there is an order to each other. There is also a theory of the five directions. 'Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth' correspond to each other." East, West, South, North, Center, the five elements are the five directions. The sun rises in the east, lifelike and similar to wood; the south is hot and the sun is scorching, which is similar to fire. Similar; the Central Plains is fertile and suitable for growth, similar to soil; when the sun sets in the west, the golden light is similar to gold; the north is cold and biting, similar to water, so it is said: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, and the north belongs to water. Water and earth belong to the middle. Metal, wood, water, fire and earth represent the five directions of east, west, south, north and center respectively. ”
"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. What Ping'an pointed out in the second line just now is ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes and smiled. , picked up the tea cup and saluted Yang Guoliang.
Drink it all in one gulp.
At the end, he exaggeratedly praised, "Good tea."
Yang Guoliang, who was originally furious, suddenly slumped down after hearing Zhu Ping'an's theory of the five elements and five directions. on the ground.
He knew the theory of the Five Elements and the Five Directions.
Yang Guoliang sat slumped there, like a little daughter-in-law who had been ravaged a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.
The eyes that were originally like fighting cocks became lifeless at this moment. He shifted his gaze awkwardly and looked for his eyes.
“Huh?!”
"That's it, that's it. It's really ten locative words"
After a few seconds of silence, the teacher appreciation banquet buzzed. (End of this chapter)