Chapter 951 The Son of Heaven is so handsome to me
“Huh? The Number One Scholar is drunk?!”
“Really or not?! Is he drunk?!”
Seeing Zhu Ping'an lying drunk under the table, everyone couldn't help but be stunned and dumbfounded. In surprise, some people raised questions.
Luo Wenlong leaned against Zhu Pingan recently. He almost fell on Zhu Pingan when he was drunk. Hearing everyone's doubts, Luo Wenlong knelt down and took a closer look, and even deliberately patted Zhu Pingan's face hard. Face, and finally sneered loudly, "Are you still drunk? I'm so drunk that I can't get drunk any more."
"Zhu Ping'an's drinking capacity has never been good. He was famous for drinking three glasses in the Hanlin Academy. I heard about this when I was in the Ministry of Justice. I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect that Zhu Ping'an's drinking capacity was really so bad! Haha! Haha, to be honest, my daughter drinks more than him."
At the banquet, there was a director of the Ministry of Justice. After Luo Wenlong finished speaking, he nodded and started laughing.
Well, Zhu Pingan's drinking capacity is also well-known in the Hanlin Academy. At several gatherings in the Hanlin Academy, Zhu Ping'an's reputation for being unable to drink and downing three glasses spread. Many people in the nearby yamen took it as a joke.
"Uncle, you and Lord Zhu worked together for a while in the Hanlin Academy. How is Lord Zhu's drinking capacity?" Luo Ziyu asked Zhang Juzheng.
"Master Zhu's drinking capacity is indeed not good, and he won't be able to drink three glasses of wine, but after five glasses of wine, he will almost be drunk. Half a month ago, His Highness King Yu took over for Master Zhu, and he was in the right place. Fortunately, Mr. Zhu drank about five or six drinks at the table and was already drunk. He was helped to sleep for more than an hour before he woke up. Today, Mr. Zhu drank a few more drinks than usual. "Zhang Juzheng recalled briefly. He replied softly.
"Master Zhu is really drunk."
When Zhang Juzheng was speaking, there happened to be a judge from Taiyuan Hospital at the banquet (he checked the pulse of a pregnant concubine of Yan Shifan today, and after checking the pulse, he prescribed Wen Shun After taking the pregnancy-preserving medicine, Yan Shifan stayed at the banquet). Under Yan Shifan's eyes, the court judge walked up to Zhu Pingan, took Zhu Pingan's pulse, and came to an authoritative conclusion.
“Hahaha, the top scholar has such a poor drinking capacity!”
“It’s really ridiculous.”
“This drinking capacity is simply...”
By now, everyone was convinced that Zhu Pingan was drunk, and they laughed at Zhu Pingan's drinking capacity.
"Come here, help Zi Hou to the guest room to rest, and be careful with your hands and feet." Yan Shifan waved his hand, summoned the servants, and pointed to Zhu Ping'an under the table, who was muttering about drinks to strengthen his courage. , and asked the servants to help Zhu Pingan to the guest room to rest.
"No, wine, Zhuang. Zhuang. Drink, drink, want it."
Zhu Ping'an, who was helped up by the servants, was still talking arrogantly, and he was mumbling something vague. sound.
“This guy is so thick!” Yan Shifan couldn’t help but smile and shook his head when he saw this, “It’s so disappointing”
"Hahaha, drinking makes people cowardly. I have seen many cowards, but this is the first time that Zhu Ping'an has drunk himself." When Luo Wenlong insulted and ridiculed Zhu Ping'an, he always hit him. As positive as chicken blood.
"Haha, I listened to Zhu Pingan's "Young Ming Dynasty" from Quanzi a few days ago. I was amazed. I thought that Zhu Pingan was a hero. Unexpectedly, when I saw him today, I discovered that Zhu Pingan was actually a bear. "
An official in his forties at the banquet looked at Zhu Ping'an's back being helped away, shaking his head and laughing.
"How to say?" Yan Shifan asked with interest.
Seeing that his words had attracted Yan Shifan, the forty-year-old official suddenly became very excited. He cupped his hands towards Yan Shifan and explained with a smile: ""Kong Congzi·Confucian Clothing" records: Zhao Pingyuan You once advised Confucius's sixth grandson Kong Chuan (named Zi Gao) to drink wine, but Zi Gao refused, so Ping Ping Jun said: "There was a proverb in the past: "Yao and Shun had a thousand bells, Confucius had a hundred. Gu, Zilu drank ten cups. "All the ancient sages were incapable of drinking. What can I say?" It can be seen that the more heroic the ancients, the more generous they were. Zhu Ping'an just drank a few glasses of wine, and he was completely drunk. There is no trace of heroism here, is he clearly a bear? "
"Well, Mr. Liu makes sense. As the saying goes, wine tastes like character, and life can be seen in the wine shop. With Zhu Pingan's drinking capacity, isn't he just a bear?"
"Hahaha bear?! Isn't he like that? Are you a coward? Don’t discredit the bear.”
< br>"Hahaha, then remove the word 'bear' and keep the word 'dog'."
"Dog?! Hahaha, it's just right to be as cowardly as a dog."
When everyone heard this, There was a burst of laughter, and Zhu Pingan was mocked and humiliated with every word he said.
Zhang Juzheng sat aside, holding a teacup in his hand, watching with cold eyes, especially shameless at the laughter of everyone.
It is people like them who take ignorance as knowledge and shame as pride.
They don’t study seriously, they only read half of it, they only know a little bit about it, and they dare to show off. I really don’t know who gave them the courage.
"Kong Congzi·Confucian Clothing" is true as Master Liu said. When Prince Pingyuan persuaded Confucius's sixth grandson Kong Kongzi Gao to drink, he used "Yao and Shun thousands of bells. Confucius had hundreds of glasses, Zilu drank ten glasses of wine." This is the proverb.
But Mr. Liu obviously did not finish reading this book.
The second half of this story is:
Kong Kongzigao was not moved by Mr. Pingyuan. Instead, he said to Mr. Pingyuan that the proverb you mentioned was meant by people who love drinking to persuade people to drink. And the fabricated "words of exhortation and reward are not true."
In other words, the so-called posthumous proverb "Yao and Shun had a thousand bells, Confucius had a hundred goblets, Zilu sipped, and still drank ten goblets" was deliberately fabricated by some thoughtful people to persuade people to drink. It is not true. The descendants of Confucius are People have come forward to refute the rumors many times.
Besides, if you are so drunk and dreamy, are you a hero? ! What does wine bag and rice bag mean? ! You are the only one who is not ashamed, but proud.
The more he listened to the laughter, the more speechless and disdainful Zhang Juzheng became towards them.
"Haha, don't worry about heroes and bears, let's have fun, come on, come on, who's next?!"
Yan Shifan laughed and said.
"Master Yan, what you said makes sense, and we should all have fun together." Everyone agreed.
Next, the banquet continued. Stimulated by the aroma of the jade cup, everyone drank even more happily and in a drunken manner.
“Hahaha, do you know where Zihou’s behavior comes from?!”
Yan Shifan, who was drunk, lifted up the maid's gauze skirt in his arms and looked at everyone with pride and asked.
“I would like to hear the details.”
Everyone asked curiously.
"He is King Dai Yu, and he has come to send money to Yan. He only sent it once yesterday, and he sent it again today, hahaha." Yan Shifan laughed and rubbed the maid in his arms vigorously. Very unscrupulous.
Huh?
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help being surprised and refreshed their understanding.
Looking at the surprised eyes of everyone, Yan Shifan felt more satisfied in his heart, and the pleasure of conquering the imperial power was extremely strong. He glanced at everyone triumphantly, and raised one leg on the table. Not without showing off, he said: "You said, the emperor still practices gold with me, who dares not to practice gold!" (End of Chapter)