Chapter 950: Passed like this
Zhang Juzheng experienced the jade cup for the first time, but the officials beside him were veterans. While the maid was making a toast, he moved his hands up and down happily, and waited until he finished drinking. He let the maid leave.
The guests enjoyed the jade cups one by one, and soon it was Luo Wenlong's turn.
Luo Wenlong was even more dissolute and unruly, and amidst the cheers of the crowd, he almost had the maid executed on the spot.
"Hahaha, brother Wenlong is the only one who is free and carefree in the world." Luo Ziyu next to Luo Wenlong smiled, half joking and half envious. Although he had touched her just now, he obviously didn't Luo Wenlong took advantage of this.
"Where."
Luo Wenlong laughed and waved his hands naively, looking like he was not ashamed but proud.
The world is declining and morals are declining!
In this regard, Zhu Pingan sighed endlessly, but Zhu Pingan had no time to sigh, because it was about to be his turn for the Jade Cup.
Just when Luo Wenlong's maid was toasting, the maid behind Zhu Ping'an was already ready to move.
Now Luo Wenlong's maid has finished her toast.
Then it will be your turn.
Zhu Ping'an resisted the Jade Cup ten thousand times. Firstly, it was because he disdained to join them. Everyone here was clearly a well-dressed official of the court, but his actions were despicable and no different from animals. ? !
Secondly, it is disgust. Yes, it is disgust. Zhu Ping'an considers himself not a mysophobic person, but he is still insensitive to this so-called jade cup. Although there is a jade cup for each person at the banquet, who knows how many people have enjoyed these jade cups at previous banquets. Although it is not "a pair of jade arms, thousands of people pillow, a bit of red lips, thousands of people taste it", it is certainly not a one-time use. Jade cup. In addition, Zhu Ping'an knew that Yan Shifan invented the fragrant mouth cup, but he also knew that he invented the fragrant spittoon. When he first came to the capital, he had seen Yan Song using the fragrant spittoon. Who knows whether today's fragrant cup will be yesterday's fragrant spittoon?! Although he knows that Yan Shifan himself will definitely not mix them, who can guarantee whether Yan Shifan will deliberately make fun of himself.
Three times, when Zhu Ping'an thought of Li Shu, he lost sight of the so-called jade cup and so on.
"This young and promising young man, what are you thinking about? Being so fascinated will make me wait for a while." The maid behind Zhu Pingan covered her lips with her hands and muttered in a charming manner.
After saying that, the maid lifted up her skirt and was about to throw herself into Zhu Ping'an's arms.
“Ahem, wait.”
Seeing this, Zhu Pingan quickly stretched out his hand to block it.
"Sir." The maid blinked her big watery eyes and looked at Zhu Pingan innocently and aggrievedly.
"Haha, Zihou, what's wrong? Do you also want to imitate your uncle's poems to warm the wine?" Yan Shifan squinted his one eye and looked at Zhu Pingan with interest.
"No." Zhu Pingan shook his head.
"No? What else can you do to stand in the way of the champion? It's your turn to drink. Hurry up like a man. Why are you squirming?! Come on, come on, don't sweep it away! It aroused everyone’s interest.”
Luo Ziyu was the first to raise the issue.
"Hahaha, what, you are still saying that you, Zhuangyuan Lang, are a gentleman, keep your integrity, and look down on my behavior of drinking from jade cups. You feel dirty in your eyes. You want to get out of the mud and remain unsullied, and you are ashamed to be with us? ! ”
How could Luo Wenlong be absent when he was belittling Zhu Ping'an? Then Luo Ziyu's question put Zhu Ping'an on everyone's side.
As soon as Luo Wenlong said this, everyone turned their attention to Zhu Pingan, especially the official who had just drank from a jade cup, his eyes were even sharper.
“No?!”
Zhu Pingan shook his head vigorously, he must deny it at this time.
"Hahaha, that's because the No. 1 Scholar is shy and embarrassed. We are not outsiders. No. 1 Scholar, just let go of your hands and show your heart. It's normal for young people to be angry and unable to control it. Besides, with the talent of a top scholar, if you compose a poem after drinking, it might be a romantic story." The official next to Ouyang Zishi stretched his neck to look at Zhu Ping'an and laughed loudly.
"Hahaha, the number one scholar is thin-skinned and can't save face, I'm sorry, hahaha"
"Oh, there is an old saying, you want to be something and you want to build a memorial arch, haha"
Everyone burst into laughter after hearing this.
A romantic story? !
I think the world is in decline! When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he was full of slander.
"Hahaha, as a man, you have to have fun drinking. Come on, sit on your lap." Yan Shifan glanced at everyone, laughed, and pulled the maid next to him onto his lap, and moved her hand up and down.
The rest of the people followed suit.
The maid next to Zhu Pingan also giggled and sat on Zhu Pingan's lap, as if she was as soft as a boneless body, wanting to stick to Zhu Pingan's arms.
Zhu Pingan is good at blocking.
"Sir, don't be timid."
The maid on Zhu Pingan's lap said coquettishly, and while talking, she rubbed herself into Zhu Pingan's arms.
"Haha, Zihou, you are the most timid and cautious today."
While holding the maid in his arms, Yan Shifan squinted his one eye and stared at Zhu Ping'an with a serious tone. Really asked, "Zihou, tell me the truth, do you want to play with women?!"
Yan Shifan's narrowed one eye was staring at Zhu Ping, his eyes sharp, as if he could It's like seeing through Zhu Pingan's heart.
An undercurrent surged at the banquet.
"Think." Faced with Yan Shifan's inquiry, Zhu Ping'an raised his head and looked at Yan Shifan for a few seconds, then nodded slowly. In fact, there are three words "but not" behind Zhu Pingan, but he did not say it.
"Hahaha, Zihou is quite honest. If you look at it, there is no man in the world who doesn't want to play with women, hahaha, unless he is not a man." After hearing Zhu Pingan's answer, Yan Shifan was satisfied, haha Laughed loudly.
"Hahaha, Master Yan is right. How can a man not want to play with women, unless he is not a man." Everyone laughed.
The atmosphere at the banquet became lively again.
"There is no such thing as Liu Xiahui in this world. Even Confucius said, 'Food and sex are the nature of human beings. How can human beings have great desires?'. All talk about maintaining natural principles and destroying human desires is nonsense, Zhu Xi His concubine is not satisfied with the whole house, and I want Nani to be my concubine and my daughter-in-law. Those people who say they are self-restrained and polite, but secretly they are not beasts in human skin! They are consistent in their words and actions, and they can play whatever they want. This is a real man."
Yan Shifan laughed and talked eloquently, as if he was guiding the country.
Everyone agreed and laughed.
"Master Zhu, this is Master Yan's insight. A man, you can play if you want, don't hold back, act like a girl. Come on, drink the jade cup of wine." After laughing, Luo Ziyu and others He urged Zhu Pingan repeatedly.
The maid on Zhu Pingan's lap was very good at seizing the opportunity. After Luo Ziyu and others urged Zhu Pingan, she picked up the wine bottle with her slender hands, took a sip into the cherry mouth, and turned around to give it to Zhu Pingan. A toast to peace.
“Ahem, please give me a drink first to strengthen your courage.”
Zhu Ping'an behaved as if he was a brother-in-law. He was eager to try, but also a little shy, and his expression was very well controlled.
Zhu Pingan's expression reminded many people of the first time they visited a brothel. At that time, they also drank a glass of wine to build up their courage before walking in excitedly and apprehensively.
Understand, understand.
So everyone acquiesced to Zhu Pingan's actions.
Zhu Pingan took the wine glass from the maid's hand, poured a glass into his own glass, and then drank it all.
Everyone looked at Zhu Pingan expectantly.
"Ahem, um, I have to have another drink." Zhu Pingan burped.
"Wine makes people cowardly. How cowardly you must be! Drink, drink."
Luo Wenlong and others laughed at him.
So, Zhu Pingan poured another glass and took another sip.
Then
No
I have to drink another drink
Amidst the laughter of everyone, Zhu Pingan drank another drink.
After the third glass of courageous wine, Zhu Ping'an fell down under the table, mumbling something vaguely like "No, no, no.", "Drink, Zhuangzhuang. "Something like that.
Totally drunk.
Everyone was stunned for a while.
Can it still be like this? Zhang Juzheng opened his mouth wide. Just now he was thinking about how Zhu Ping'an would get through this, but he didn't expect it to be like this. (End of this chapter)