Chapter 1362 Familiar routine
“Burp” After having a full meal and wine, the greasy fat man used a toothpick to pick his teeth with satisfaction, causing him to burp more than once.
"Brother Hu, have you finished eating?" Zhu Pingan asked enthusiastically, "Do you need to order a few more dishes?"
"So-so, burp." The greasy fat man picked at it. His teeth were not salty and he said calmly, and he couldn't help but burped. If he hadn't really been unable to eat anymore, he would have wanted to order a few more dishes.
"Put me down, you are like a starving ghost reincarnated on the table, and you are so careless. I think you are like a wolf and a tiger." After hearing the fat man's words, Liu Dadao couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but sarcastically said, and then said to Zhu Pingan, "Sir, there are so many dishes left on the table, so we need to order more."
"I can't eat the food, but I can have another jar of wine. I can use it to rinse my mouth and get rid of the greasiness." After hearing Liu Dadao's words, the greasy fat man smiled brightly at Liu Dadao with eight big white teeth. , shook his head and said, with a look of unstinting virtue, which made Liu Da Dao very angry.
“Waiter, let’s have another jar of Shaoxing rice wine.” Zhu Pingan happily called the waiter and added another jar of Shaoxing rice wine.
The greasy fat man did as he said. He rinsed his mouth with wine and then swallowed it into his stomach.
Liu Dadao was completely speechless with the greasy fat man. He didn't understand why the young master was so warm and courteous to this loser.
After the greasy fat man was thoroughly satiated, Zhu Pingan called the store clerk to pay the bill.
"Master, there is still money left over from the money you gave me. This is what's left." The waiter gave the remaining money to Zhu Ping'an. After finding the money, the waiter couldn't bear to look at the many dishes left on the table. He stopped and said, "Master, I've already told you that the amount of food in the shop is "Big, you can order less. You see, there are still a lot of dishes left."
"It doesn't matter, we can't waste it. We can take it away. Please pack these leftovers."
Zhu Pingan said with a smile.
Zhu Ping'an was born into a poor family. He knew very well the truth that "everything on the plate is hard work." He had always been frugal and naturally would not waste leftovers. In modern times, we are accustomed to packing, but in ancient times, we also brought this habit with us. As for the opinions of others, Zhu Pingan doesn't care.
“Ahem, Brother Yu still has a guard dog at home. Why don’t you let Brother Yu take these leftovers back to him?”
At this time, the greasy fat man spoke, stretched out his greasy paws, stroked his mustache, looked at Zhu Pingan and said.
The dog you are talking about is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 180, and has a greasy mustache at the corner of his mouth.
Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded, "Good. "
"Do you have a guard dog at home? Why didn't you hear the dog barking when we knocked on the door?" Liu Dadao asked.
“Oh, my dog is playful and wild. He went out to play at that time, so you didn’t meet him.”
After being questioned by Liu Dadao, the greasy fat man still didn't blush or breath, and casually gave a reason.
Then the greasy fat man began to instruct the waiter to pack up the leftovers, including the jar of Shaoxing rice wine that had just been opened.
"Hey, didn't you bring food to the guard dog? Why did you also pack wine? Does your dog drink too?"
Liu Dadao couldn't help but stop the fat man when he saw this. , questioned again.
"Oh, think about it, why do I raise a guard dog? Of course I raise it to guard the house and guard the home. There is no way I can provide it to my father. You said it is so playful and wants to go wild. , Isn’t it inappropriate to stay away from home? Of course I will give it a good education when I go back and break its legs to make it remember.”
The greasy fat man explained casually.
"What does that have to do with you packing rice wine?" Liu Dadao shook his head and asked after hearing the fat man's explanation.
“I broke its dog legs. Of course I had to use rice wine to disinfect and bandage the wound. After all, I am a caring dog lover. I will beat and scold and I will love and protect the dog. "Careful."
The fat man talked about it.
"You still call yourself a dog lover?" Liu Dadao was successfully diverted by the greasy fat man.
"Of course, spanking means kissing and scolding means love. I love dogs like sons, so of course I have to educate them like a filial son from under a stick." The greasy fat man talked again, making Liu Dadao dizzy with his talk.
"Brother Hu, do you know what Mr. Xu Weixu, who we rent with, did today? Why is he not at home."
When leaving, Zhu Ping'an asked with squinted eyes.
"Oh, you said that damn fat guy next door. He went out for something today. As for what he was going to do, I don't know, and he didn't tell me." The greasy fat man said without blinking. replied.
"Oh, Brother Hu, does he know when he will return?" Zhu Pingan asked again.
"Maybe I'll be back today, maybe tomorrow, maybe three or five days ago, or maybe I don't know about this." The greasy fat man shrugged and spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know about it.
Zhu Pingan and Liu Dadao followed the greasy fat man back to the house he rented. The house was empty and there was no one else.
Zhu Pingan made an appointment to visit Xu Wei again tomorrow.
The rest of the second day was over. Zhu Pingan took Liu Dadao to the house rented by Xu Wei again at noon. Just like yesterday, the door to the mansion was still closed, and it was still bolted from the inside.
"Dong dong dong" Zhu Ping'an stepped forward and knocked on the door, "Is Mr. Xu at home? Is Brother Hu at home?"
The house was very quiet, no cocks or dogs barked, and no one responded, as if no one lived there.
"Dong dong dong" Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to knock on the door again.
This time someone finally responded, and there was a burst of grumpy and crane-like complaints from the yard, "Who is it? The knocking on the door so early in the morning disturbs people's dreams. Do you still have a sense of public morality? ."
Well, these words are a bit familiar. Is this what the greasy fat man complained about yesterday when he knocked on the door?
This time he was also complaining, but Zhu Pingan seemed to be excited for a while when he listened. Well, yes, he was excited.
"Damn it, fat man, it's still early in the morning, it's already noon, and you're still having sweet dreams. You're a pig, you can sleep so well." Hearing the greasy fat man's complaint, Liu Dadao couldn't help but get angry.
"Oh, it's you. You're looking for the fat guy next door again, ah. I'm having a sweet dream. In the dream, I was a high school student and was enjoying a deer-crowing banquet. The wine and food were really delicious."
After the door creaked, the greasy fat man appeared at the door with his bare legs, wrapped in a sheet, and holding a chicken coop on his head. His appearance was almost the same as yesterday.
While the greasy fat man was complaining, he squinted his eyes to look at Zhu Pingan, his eyes flashing with excitement.
“You’re still in high school and you’re the only one who slept until noon, so you can only dream and enjoy yourself.”
Liu Dadao couldn't stand the greasy fat man's decadent look. Hearing his words, he couldn't help but sneered.
"Haha, I'm sorry for disturbing Brother Hu's dream again. It just so happens that we haven't eaten either, if Brother Hu doesn't mind."
Zhu Ping'an said with a smile and cupped his hands.
After listening to Zhu Pingan's words, the greasy fat man's squinted eyes suddenly brightened up, and he excitedly interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and said, "No, no, I'm just too soft-hearted, I won't Refuse people"(End of Chapter)