Chapter 1361 Nonsense
A table full of delicacies, the greasy fat man's arms flexing with a smile on his face, he felt satisfied after eating.
After the storm was over, the greasy fat man comforted the Five Zang Temple, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a magnetic voice: "Eating like this is too boring, why don't we do something interesting. ”
Do something interesting? !
Your words are very easy to make people think wrongly. This sentence is paired with your slightly obscene expression! If the person sitting across from you is a girl, they can sue you for harassment!
"What do you think, dear friend?" Zhu Ping'an asked with a smile.
"How about we make a drinking order? We each tell an allusion related to the dish before we can eat the dish. Otherwise, we can't eat the dish. How about it? I wonder if my little brother is interested?"
The greasy fat man reached out and touched the mustache at the corner of his mouth, looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, and said with interest.
"Fat man, what are you so worried about? I'm a rough guy and can't even read a few Chinese characters. How can I order drinks?!" Liu Dadao felt that the greasy fat man was targeting him and couldn't help but glared at the fat man. .
"Haha, it's easy. You and your young master will both prosper and suffer. Your young master can make the drinking orders for you. As long as your young master makes the drinking orders, you two can eat them. ”
The greasy fat man said with a smile.
"Aren't you being a swindler? If you make one drinking order, my young master will have to make two." Liu Dadao said dissatisfied.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The host and guest do as they please, and it's rare that my dear friend is in such a good mood. Of course I will accompany you." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"Okay. Feel free, let's start with me, and give the little brother some time to think." As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the greasy fat man finalized the drinking order to give Zhu Pingan some time to think. Get started first.
“Haha, Jiang Taigong is fishing.”
As the greasy fat man spoke, he moved the plate of steamed mandarin fish on the table in front of him, held a large pair of chopsticks with a smile, and deliberately pointed it at Liu Dao, eating with exaggeration, making the corners of his mouth dripping with oil.
“If you eat such a big mouthful, I won’t be afraid of fish bones getting stuck to you,” Liu Dadao said with a dark face.
“Mandarin fish has less bones and more meat, so it doesn’t take much trouble.” The greasy fat man chirped and said with a smile.
"Little brother, please." After the greasy fat man finished stimulating Liu Dadao, he said to Zhu Pingan with a smile.
"Then you're welcome." Zhu Ping'an nodded with a smile, tapped the pickled pork with pickled vegetables with chopsticks, and said softly, "Zhang Fei sells meat," and then said to Liu Dadao, " Da Dao, you are a martial artist, eat more meat.”
"Thank you, sir."
After Liu Dadao thanked Zhu Ping'an, he stretched out his chopsticks and picked up five large meat slices, shook them at the greasy fat man, and then stuffed them into his mouth. The oil and water were visible to the naked eye. flowed from the corners of his mouth.
These five large meat slices accounted for one-third of the plate. When Liu Dadao moved his chopsticks down, the plate was completely empty.
When the greasy fat man saw this, he couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva. The braised pork with pickles and vegetables was also one of his favorites.
“Shiqian steals chickens.”
Zhu Pingan then ordered drunken chicken again, and told the story of Shi Qian stealing chicken, then picked up a chicken wing, put it in his mouth, and said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you should try it too, it tastes good."
So, Liu Dadao repeated his old trick, picking up even the chicken thighs and chunks of meat with one chopstick, deliberately feasting on the greasy fat man.
“You’re not afraid of choking.” The greasy fat man couldn’t help but say.
"Haha, no need to worry, this chicken is rich in oil and water, you won't choke at all when you eat it." Liu Dadao said proudly.
The greasy fat man was a little anxious. If he continued like this, the fool across from him would be able to clean up a whole plate in just a few bites, so he blinked his eyes and stretched out his hands to draw a circle on the table with a smile. He said, "Qin Shihuang annexed the six countries and encroached on the world. All these dishes belong to me, hahaha."
Liu Dadao was stunned.
"Haha, I admire it, I admire it." Zhu Pingan said with a smile and cupped his hands.
"Where." The greasy fat man smiled like a flower and winked at Liu Dadao, "I'm sorry, all these dishes belong to me. No matter how big your mouth is, it's useless." Enjoy it.”
“Master, he.” Liu Dadao looked confused.
The greasy fat man smiled in front of Liu Dadao. He first took a bite of the pickled pork with pickled vegetables that he had been craving for, and then took away a big chicken leg, and then a drunken shrimp, saying "Zha" on purpose. ring.
"So, I have no choice but to wear Zhao Kuangyin's yellow robe - steal the country and proclaim himself emperor. These dishes are all ours."
Zhu Pingan looked at the greasy fat man with a smile.
The greasy fat man was startled for a moment, then smiled and gave Zhu Pingan a thumbs up, "Not bad, little brother, not bad."
"Fat man, do these dishes belong to me and Young Master, you can't eat even one bite!" Liu Dadao looked at the greasy fat man.
"Ahem." The greasy fat man couldn't help coughing.
"Haha, Dadao, the drinking order is just to add to the fun. My dear friend, please." Zhu Pingan said to Liu Dadao with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to make an invitation gesture to the greasy fat man.
"Hey, my shortcoming is that I am too soft-hearted and will not refuse people. My little brother is so kind, so I can only be disrespectful." The greasy fat man said with a sigh on his face, and then he stretched out his chopsticks and ate without politeness. stand up.
"Oh, a tree will definitely die if it doesn't have its bark, but a shameless person is invincible," Liu Dadao couldn't help but sarcastically said.
The greasy fat man has a very good attitude. He turned a deaf ear to Liu Dadao's sarcasm and seemed to enjoy the food even more.
After pushing the cups and changing the cups, Zhu Pingan asked the greasy fat man with a smile, "I haven't asked my dear friend what his name is yet."
"A mere nickname is not worth mentioning." The greasy fat man was chewing chicken. Hearing this, he shook the chicken bones and said.
"Haha, my dear, I'm joking. How can names be distinguished?" Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head.
"Why, fat man, after eating a big meal from my young master, you don't even want to tell me his name?"
Liu Dadao glared.
"How come, it's just a name, it's not a big deal. My surname is Hu, and my name only has the word 'yan'."
The fat man raised his head from the plate, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said his name.
Nonsense!
When Liu Dadao heard the fat man's name, he shook his head in disappointment. It was not Xu Wei. Seeing the young master inviting him to dinner, Liu Dadao was still thinking that maybe this fat man was the Xu Wei that the young master was looking for. However, after hearing the fat man's name, he realized that he had overthought it. This fat man was not Xu Wei at all.
"Nonsense" Zhu Ping'an read softly, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, showing a smile, "Brother Hu, what a good name." Nonsense, nonsense, the speaker says it, doesn't nonsense mean nonsense? . This name sounds fake at first sight.
(End of Chapter)