Chapter 1416 What do you want to do to me
Zhu Ping'an walked into the house and found that the room that he helped Fatty clean a few days ago had now turned into a dirty and messy pigsty, with clothes and garbage everywhere. There were two people flying around on the ground, leftover food and stinky socks. The smell in the whole room was suffocating. I really don’t know how the fat man lived in such an environment!
The waiters at Shaoxing Restaurant couldn’t wait to put down their food and drinks and fled from Fatty’s pig house. Seeing how they were running for their lives, in their eyes Fatty's room was on the level of hell.
How can this room be done without cleaning it? !
Zhu Pingan rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile, greeted Liu Mu and Liu Dadao, pulled the fat man over, and started cleaning the room.
"There's really no need to waste time cleaning. Anyway, it will be like this in a few days. Let's eat first. It won't be good when the food and wine are cold."
The greasy fat man held a broom in his hand, as if mentioning He was carrying a thousand kilograms of weight, and sweeping the floor seemed to have exhausted all his strength. His small eyes never left the food and wine, and he sipped his saliva and said to Zhu Ping'an.
"Don't worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, and the food and wine will never get cold." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
Your room is as messy as a pigsty, and the smell is so strong. How can you eat without cleaning it?
Three outsiders, Zhu Pingan, are sweating profusely, but the owner, the greasy fat man, is working as a foreigner there. A typical example of helplessness. Although he also held a broom in his hand, he couldn't even sweep out an area as big as a palm. Not only Liu Dadao looked sideways, but also Liu Mu couldn't help but look sideways at the fat man. He was really lazy.
In about one stick of incense, the room was cleaned and looked brand new. The windows were opened for ventilation, and the indoor air became much fresher.
The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the food and wine, and placed a full table.
"Little cutie, you miss me so much. This is what mua tastes like." When the plate was being arranged, the greasy fat man couldn't bear the slander, so he reached out and pinched a drunken shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth. mouth, and closed his eyes with satisfaction, as if his life had suddenly reached its peak.
It feels like I haven’t eaten in half a year.
Seeing the greasy fat man's useless look, Liu Dadao couldn't help but rolled his eyes and sneered. In the past, they only had three-thirds of the Susukaku field in the mountain village. They had heavy servitude and had to hunt for a living. They often did not have enough to eat. Especially in the winter when the mountains were blocked by heavy snow, there was a serious shortage of grain reserves and it was difficult to find prey. It was common for them to be hungry at this time, but even Starving and freezing is not as hopeless as a fat man.
"Brother Hu, please." Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand politely.
"Please, please." The greasy fat man had already ignored the invitation. He quickly picked up the food with chopsticks in his hand, without even having time to raise his head. He stuffed his mouth with one chopstick after another, and slurred while devouring it. Qing replied.
"Brother Hu, please drink your tea." Zhu Ping'an smiled, picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for the greasy fat man, and placed it next to the fat man.
"Good!" The fat man happened to be choking after eating greasy food. Zhu Ping'an's cup of tea was really a timely help. The fat man picked up the tea cup, drank it in a few sips, and then continued to make waves. .
In this way, the greasy fat man devoured nearly half a stick of incense. After burping, he reluctantly slowed down the speed of picking up vegetables and swallowing. Of course, even if he slowed down, it would still be slower than before. Zhu Ping'an and the others were three and a half shots away.
During this period, Zhu Ping'an gave the fat man two cups of tea and moved the five plates away from the fat man in front of him.
Seeing the fat man slowing down, Zhu Ping'an poured the fat man a glass of wine and said, "Brother Hu, I'm here to say goodbye to you today."
"What?! Farewell?!" Upon hearing this, the greasy fat man stopped using his chopsticks and looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of reluctance, "Are you leaving Yingtian?" The crab roe in his mouth didn't taste good for a while. .
Are you leaving Yingtian? Can I not leave?
The fat man's reluctance surprised Zhu Pingan a little, and the fat man's retention made Zhu Pingan even more surprised. Then hope arose in his heart. In this case, there would be something to play. Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to the thatched cottage are really not my fault.
"Now that you're gone, don't these delicacies mean to me that this little happiness that just happened every now and then will leave me like this?!"
The fat man's next words brought back Zhu Ping'an's surprise. On the right track, okay, this is the fat man, this is the reality. Zhu Pingan was not surprised by this.
"You have to be responsible for me." The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with eyes full of emotion.
"Ahem. Brother Hu, why did you say that?" Zhu Pingan almost spit out a mouthful of old tea after hearing the fat man's shocking words. Hey, hey, hey, if you're familiar with it, I can still sue you for slander!
“You’ve whetted my appetite these past few days. I used to be able to handle a meal of steamed buns, but now it’s hard to swallow without wine or meat.”
The fat man licked his lips and accused.
Oh no, fat man, you are so shameless. You are a scoundrel even before you are a scoundrel. Hearing this, Liu Dadao couldn't bear it anymore after enduring it for a long time. He raised his head and was about to scold the fat man. Liu Mu's quick eyesight and quick feet were not enough, and before the fat man could say anything, he kicked him under the table. After being stepped on by Liu Mu and glared at, Liu Dadao swallowed the words that came to his lips.
"Haha, that's it." Zhu Ping'an laughed immediately after hearing this, and then raised his hands and said to the fat man, "Of course, Brother Hu is right. This is all my fault. Naturally, I have to do it for Hu." Brother is responsible."
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan in surprise, was your brain caught in the door, and you actually agreed? !
"Brother Hu, do you think this is good? Brother Hu, why don't you come with me? I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat every time."
Zhu Ping'an showed a kind smile like a wolf grandmother, patted his chest, and assured the greasy fat man.
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan very warily, his eyes sparkling, as if he had seen through Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Pingan worked hard to maintain a harmless smile. This guy is worthy of being a legend, with such vigilance.
"What wine and meat?" The fat man raised his head and asked seriously.
I will.
"The wine is naturally Shaoxing old wine, and the meat is at least the standard of three meat dishes, one vegetarian dish, four vegetables and one soup, which is today's standard every now and then."
Zhu Ping'an became more and more like a wolf grandma, and said to the fat man with great confusion.
"Gudong. Shaoxing old wine, three meat dishes and one vegetable dish, four dishes and one soup." Hearing this, the fat man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
"Must." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.
"There is no love for no reason, what do you want to do to me?" The fat man wrapped the sheets around himself tightly.
What to do to you? ! Zhu Ping'an glanced at the fat man and suddenly got goosebumps. Damn, what are you thinking? My orientation and taste are normal. This is no longer a heavy-flavored dish, this is a dark dish!
(End of this chapter)