Chapter 1417 Cao Sun Liu and Xun Zhang Zhuge
“Brother Hu, it’s no longer interesting to be secretive now. Let’s just be honest with each other.”
Zhu Ping An couldn't stand the fat man's pretentious behavior, so he put down the tea cup and said to the greasy fat man.
"I'll go! Let's be honest with each other?! You are really such a person! Sorry, I don't have the habit of cutting off peach blossoms and sleeves!"
The greasy fat man's face changed drastically when he heard this. His fat face was full of horror, and he almost fell off his chair.
Nima, what the hell are you thinking? ! Zhu Ping'an was so speechless that the corner of his mouth twitched. He no longer gave the fat man a chance to explore his imagination. He stood up and left the table. He clasped his hands to the greasy fat man seriously and said: "Brother Xu, let me formally meet you. I am Zhu Ping'an from Xiahe." .”
诱辘!
The greasy fat man completely fell off the chair. A fat face full of surprise and surprise looked at Zhu Pingan, "What did you call me? Little brother, you must have drunk too much, I am Hu Brother, what is Brother Xu? . The lunatic named Xu is next door. It’s a bad luck to have him as a neighbor for eight lifetimes.” Hands are polite.
Zhu Ping'an's eyes were burning, and the fat man's eyes flickered. After looking at each other for two seconds, the fat man turned away in defeat.
"Let's talk first, I don't have any money. If I come here to collect debts, you will be disappointed." Xu Wei stopped denying his identity, raised his fat face, and spread his hands like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Debt collection? ! Who spends so much money collecting debt? ! Treat you to dinner every now and then and clean your room for you? !
Liu Mu and Liu Dadao couldn't help but look sideways.
"Haha, brother Xu, don't worry, we are not debt collectors. We have admired brother Xu's name for a long time and came here because of his reputation."
Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"I'm not a debt collector. You told me earlier. You scared me. I have to eat a piece of meat to comfort my head." Xu Wei got up from the ground and patted his butt. The old man sat on the chair and picked up the chopsticks. Put a piece of Dongpo meat in your mouth, and when you were about to chew it, your eyes suddenly His eyes widened for a moment, and he suddenly turned his head to look at Zhu Pingan, and screamed strangely, "Wait, you, what did you just say your name was?!"
"Brother Xu, introduce yourself again For a moment, my younger brother Zhu Ping’an, a native of Xiahe Village, is currently doing "
Before Zhu Pingan finished speaking, he heard a strange scream coming from Xu Wei's mouth, and then he fell to the ground with his chair, and a pair of chopsticks flew far away in his hand
"You! You! You are Zhu Pingan! ! ” Xu Wei got up from the ground, picked up the chopsticks without hesitation, and came directly to Zhu Pingan. His fat face was almost in front of Zhu Pingan, and his little eyes were so wide that they looked at Zhu Pingan from the beginning. to the feet, and then from the feet to the head, like studying aliens.
Zhu Ping'an ducked to the side without leaving a trace. He couldn't help but hide. This guy was like a watering can, and his saliva was almost spraying on his face.
"Yes, my younger brother is Zhu Pingan." Zhu Pingan nodded.
After Xu Wei received Zhu Pingan's confirmation, he stared at Zhu Pingan from beginning to end with his small eyes, especially staring at Zhu Pingan's face carefully, as if Zhu Pingan's face had blossomed. After looking at it for a long time, he shook his head and said, "You don't have three heads and six arms. You don’t have a big head, and it’s far away from Douchi. Also, your appearance is too ordinary, not as handsome as mine.”
“Ahem, why, there are rumors that I am. With three heads and six arms, a head as big as a bucket, is he handsome?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but twitch his lips.
"It's more than just a rumor. In the provincial examination, you became the youngest person to be elected in Nanzhili. When you tasted the deer singing banquet, my name was lost in Sunshan. I huddled in the inn, eating preserved fruits cold with leftover soup and listening to my ears. I have heard compliments about you several times, and one of them said that you are handsome, graceful as an immortal, and have a head as big as a bucket and that you are the most intelligent person in ancient and modern times. , some time ago when you were fighting against the Japanese pirates to defend Jingnan, some people said that you were invulnerable with three heads and six arms, holding an iron gun, and went in and out of the Japanese pirates seven times, killing the Japanese pirates like they were alive. They were just telling lies with their eyes open. Well."
Xu Wei spat on the ground and said angrily.
Zhao Zilong was handsome and handsome, and his wisdom was unparalleled in ancient and modern times. Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but blush when he heard this.
"Oh, God is so unfair. I, Xu, have been in school for more than 20 years and have failed to pass the provincial examination several times. Why is it that you, a boy, are so lucky and your prime years have not yet come? It has actually started from the boy's examination, the county examination, the government examination, the township examination, the general examination, and the palace examination. You passed the test and finally became the top pick in high school. You rode a horse across the capital and made many young girls and wives excited. You are so hateful."
Xu Wei glanced at Zhu Ping'an, his little eyes full of envy. Jealous and hateful, he grinned and sighed.
"Young master, I really can't help it. Mr. Xu, you said that God is unfair, but I think God is very fair. If nothing else, you are still sleeping in bed at three o'clock in the morning, but my young master is three Even in the middle of the night, I was still reading at night, and I woke up before dawn the next day." Liu Dadao couldn't bear it anymore and said while suppressing his temper.
"Ahem, I'm sleeping. That's because I've read the book thoroughly and have a clear understanding of the knowledge. I need to sleep to recharge my batteries."
Xu Wei coughed and replied with a slightly red face.
Liu Dadao originally wanted to ridicule Xu Wei again. Others sleep to recharge to study and work better the next day. You sleep to recharge so that you can sleep better the next day. Could it be the same? But thinking of Zhu Pingan's instructions when he came, he held back in order not to ruin Zhu Pingan's affairs.
"Dadao, Brother Xu is a genius and cannot be treated as an ordinary person." Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dadao.
"Haha, why am I the master and you are the follower? This is the reason." Xu Wei was proud of himself.
Liu Dadao snorted and said nothing.
"Brother Xu, I have been visiting you again and again, but I really want to ask for something." Zhu Pingan stood up and cupped his hands.
"What's the matter?" Old God Xu Wei sat on the chair and raised his head and asked.
"Ping'an is determined to wipe out Japanese pirates, be loyal to the country, and plead for the people. I also ask Brother Xu to come out and help me."
Zhu Ping'an bowed to Xu Wei and bowed with a long bow.
Hearing this, Xu Wei did not stand up, agree or refuse, but looked up at Zhu Pingan with a chuckle, "What do you think of me?"
"Brother Xu is a genius. His writings, poems, and paintings are all extraordinary. He has a good plan and a straightforward temperament. He has admired Ping An for a long time."
Zhu Ping'an replied.
"How does it compare to you?" Xu Wei asked again.
"It's worse than that." Zhu Pingan replied.
"In that case, why am I not Cao, Sun and Liu, but Xun, Zhang and Zhuge?" Xu Wei asked with a smile. (End of chapter)