Chapter 1488 We are a bunch of stupid pigs
“Am I crazy?! Haha, I’m not crazy, it’s you who are crazy! And the crazy ones are not light! I treat my kindness as a donkey’s liver and lungs! I am kind enough to report you for being killed by Japanese pirates. The news has come to save you. If you don’t know how to be grateful, then Forget it, you actually laughed at me for being crazy. I think you are just a bunch of stupid pigs!"
Wang Laoer was even angrier than the others in the restaurant. He cocked his neck and sneered at everyone, saying nothing. He mocked back mercilessly, then stretched out his hand to pull up Boss Wang. , frothing at the mouth and said loudly, "Brother, brother, when did I ever make such a joke to you?! It's really the Japanese pirates who are coming. Jiangning has been conquered, can Yingtian be far away! But brother, I There is a joke: I will be hit by a horse when I go out, and I will choke to death after drinking water! Big Brother, don’t hesitate any more. Go home with me quickly and discuss countermeasures as soon as possible. If it’s too late, we may not even have time to clean up the gold and silver!”
After Wang Laoer roared hysterically, Everyone in the restaurant looked at him, frowning and looking sideways.
Why is Wang Laoer still acting?! Isn’t this too involved?! There is no need to act anymore, we have already seen through it!
Uh, but looking at Wang Laoer, it doesn’t seem like he’s acting. Can’t it be true?!
Everyone in the restaurant slowly realized that something was wrong. It felt like Wang Laoer wasn’t acting. .
However, it is really difficult to believe Wang Laoer! I can’t do it!
How could Jiangning be captured by Japanese pirates?! It is the gateway to Yingtian, and it is guarded by a battalion of Jiangning soldiers!
But if Wang Xiaoer is not acting, then... he should be Wang Xiaoer was deceived?!
Well, this guy is famous for being one-sided, and it’s normal for him to be deceived. Haha, it’s just like what he said. He is really a stupid pig. He was deceived to this extent. He is so stupid. Can be saved.
Everyone in the restaurant thought so.
Boss Wang didn’t think so like everyone else. He knew his brother better than anyone else. His brother was a stick-headed man, but he was not lacking in any bones. At this moment, when he saw Mr. Wang swearing like this, he immediately realized to the problem The seriousness of it was evident, his face turned pale, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Lao Er, are you telling the truth?"
"Of course it is true!" Wang Lao Er nodded vigorously, " Brother, the Japanese pirates are really coming."
At this moment, I suddenly heard a noise coming from outside the restaurant. Many people were running and shouting, "The Japanese pirates are coming!" "The Japanese pirates are really coming!" "The Japanese pirates of Shangyu first!" Break the Jiangning camp, then break the river Ningzhen, burning, killing, looting, and committing all kinds of crimes!" "The commander of the Jiangning camp, Zhu Xiang, died on the spot, and Jiang Sheng was seriously injured and fled. Jiangning town fell, and the Japanese pirates from Shangyu came to me after burning, killing, and looting!".
What was shouting outside was the voice of one person, but it was the voice of many people. The outside of the restaurant was in complete chaos, with people shouting, scolding Japanese pirates in fear, and the sound of slamming and locking doors could not be heard.
Hearing this movement, everyone in the restaurant couldn't help but feel a little bit in their hearts, and their faces turned pale.
Holy shit!
What Wang Laoer said is actually true! The Japanese pirates really came and really destroyed the Jiangning camp! All the commanders of the Jiangning camp, Zhu Xiang, were killed by the Japanese pirates. He died, and the commander Jiang Sheng was also seriously injured! Jiangning Town also fell! After the Japanese pirates burned and looted Jiangning, they came to kill me, Yingtian!!!
I never expected that the Japanese pirates were really coming! Yingtian, who served as the capital of the Ming Dynasty, was promoted to peace for hundreds of years. , once again faced the disaster of weapons!
Everyone in the restaurant was shocked by the news, and their timid calves began to tremble.
Everyone who just called Wang Laoer a stupid pig couldn't help but blush at this moment. Wang Xiaoer was right in scolding him just now. It turns out that we are the real stupid pigs!
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Wang Lao Er, we wrongly blamed you and misunderstood your kindness, so we apologized to you."
Everyone in the restaurant began to apologize to Wang Lao Er.
“Apologise?! Haha, you should apologize, but it’s not to me! It’s to apologize to Mr. Zhu Ping’an, Zhu Ping’an, Zhu Ping’an! What am I doing? When it comes to apologizing, we should all apologize to others. Zhu Ping'an, Master Zhu, apologizes!" Wang Laoer sneered, and said to everyone with emotion, "The number one scholar predicted the Japanese invasion of Shangyu three days ago. The bandits came to harass Yingtian and gave this urgent military information to us Yingtian, but we just took it as a joke and laughed at him for several days. We also laughed at him for being Zhao Kuo of the time. Listen, Zhao Kuo of the time is such an unpleasant name. Ah, Zhao Kuo is a fool who talks on paper, and he is not worthy of carrying shoes for the champion! We actually laughed at him for being the current Zhao Kuo!"
After listening to Wang Xiaoer's words, everyone couldn't help but blush when they thought of how they had ridiculed Zhu Pingan's virtue in the past few days.
Yes, if you want to apologize, you should really apologize to Zhuangyuan Lang.
The Japanese pirates are really coming!
The Japanese pirates who are killing are really Shangyu Zhi Japanese pirates!
Master Zhu Ping’an and Zhu Ping’an, the number one scholar in the family, predicted that they would be right!
Zhu Da, the Number One Scholar, had little knowledge and foresight. He predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian, and reported this urgent military information to Yingtian three days in advance!
What happened? !
We laughed at him for three days! It was a waste of his efforts to win the top prize. Three days to come!
Those ridiculing words are hard to hear. Who is Zhao Kuo at that time? Who is as stupid as Zhu (pig) as his name suggests? I really don’t know how this kind of nerd got the top prize.
Okay, now you know how someone got into the top spot?!"
They had predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates would attack Yingtian, and they put all the answers in front of us. But we were as stupid as pigs and couldn't understand the answers, but instead we laughed at them for being Zhao Kuo!< br>
Thinking about it now, I really don’t know how I had the nerve to laugh at the number one scholar at that time!
What kind of Zhao Kuo was he? The number one scholar was Zhuge Liang!
Looking back now , Zhuang Yuan Lang is worthy of being Zhuang Yuan Lang! Three days ago, he predicted that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Ying Tian. If he really followed Zhuang Yuan Lang's suggestion at that time and deployed heavy troops and set up many ambushes on the way to the pirates, this gang would Full of evil , the bold and fierce Japanese pirates may have been eliminated halfway. Couldn't Jiangning Camp and Jiangning Town escape the disaster, and I, Yingtian, can also escape the disaster!
I'm sorry, Mr. Zhu!
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We were wrong!
We are pigs!
Misunderstanding is a waste of your good intentions!
Hey!
It’s too late to say anything now!
Regret!
Shame!
We are really a bunch of stupid pigs!
And the officials in the city, civil and military officials, except for the number one scholar, are all pigs! We, a group of ordinary people, are ignorant and cannot understand the emergency military information of the Number One Scholar. Can you officials also not understand it? !
At this moment, almost all the people in Yingtian were apologizing to Zhu Pingan. At first, they laughed at Zhu Pingan for how powerful he was, but now they admire Zhu Pingan for how powerful he is. No, they have to do it several times more! In their hearts, the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang, the divine strategist, the military god, etc. are all synonymous with Zhu Ping'an. (End of chapter)