Chapter 1487 I am a stupid pig
Chengbei Tower is located in the north city of Yingtian City. Since it opened in the morning, people have been coming and going, and business has been very good. Regardless of the local name, it is one of the most prestigious restaurants in Yingtian City. The owner of the restaurant does not have much culture, so he named it Chengbei Tower because it is located in the north of the city. It is famous for its cooking skills. The owner and chef of the restaurant come from a family of royal chefs, and three generations of his family have been royal chefs. When it came to his generation, the inheritance was not broken. He worked as an imperial cook in the palace for ten years. Due to the death of his ancestor in the family, he returned home to observe filial piety. Later, the imperial cook in the palace left the house and had connections with the Ministry of Internal Affairs. While he was at home to observe filial piety, his nephew Due to his shortcomings, the owner of Chengbei Tower had no choice but to stay in Yingtian and open the Chengbei Tower. +
Because the Chengbei Building is located in the north, unlike Chengnan, it was not the first time to learn about the Japanese pirates' invasion of Jiangning.
It is a little later than the south of the city.
While a group of diners were eating and drinking, someone suddenly walked into the restaurant in a hurry, walked to a seat familiarly and picked up a person who was drinking, "Brother, stop drinking. Come home with me.""
"Second brother, can you change your impatience? Why are you so anxious that you only use your chopsticks to eat and drink this food? Wouldn't it be a waste to go home now? This braised lion's head was made by Chef Wang himself. With so many tables, I Can you grab this plate? It’s not easy. Come on, sit down and try the cooking skills of Mr. Wang. It’s not too late to go home after having dinner together.”
The eldest brother at the wine table smiled disapprovingly and patted his dick. shoulder, asking him to sit down and eat together.
"Brother, what else are you eating? Something big has happened. Go home quickly. We are waiting for you to make your decision at home."
The second child broke free from the eldest brother's hand and started to pull the eldest brother out again. .
"Second brother, I'm not talking about you, you are too rough-tempered. Our family lives with two grocery stores. What big trouble could happen? Please calm down, do you understand? Sit down and eat!"
The eldest glared at the second, took out his hand, patted the chair, and gave instructions in the manner of an eldest brother.
"Brother, you are still eating, the Japanese pirates are coming to kill you!" the second brother cried, "go home quickly."
The Japanese pirates are coming to kill you?!
The boss couldn't help but raise his head and glance at the second child. After hearing this, everyone else in the restaurant also looked at the second child. "
After the restaurant was quiet for a second, laughter suddenly broke out, and the laughter almost overturned the roof of the building.
The old man laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. He slapped the table with one hand and pointed at the second child with the other hand and laughed from ear to ear. "Second child, I didn't expect you to have a talent for comedy. Haha, what's your sentence?" The Japanese pirates came and made the whole restaurant laugh. Oh, yes, I remember, you told me the famous Zhao Kuo's emergency military intelligence joke two days ago, eh, eh, not bad, you did it so quickly. It will be put to use, yes, yes.
Boss Wang’s voice fell behind, and the laughter in the restaurant became louder. The Wang brothers are regular customers of the restaurant, and the regular customers all know each other, and they all laugh and tease the brothers. The two of them
Come.
"Hahaha, Boss Wang, your brother is so funny. It seems that he wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with Zhao Kuo. "
"But your Wang Laoer is still a little behind. Zhao Kuo was the number one scholar in the world. As the number one scholar, he said an incredible sentence, "The Japanese pirates are coming." The contrast effect is better. . ”
"If Zhao Kuo was here, he would be very happy. Haha, he is not alone.
For a time, the restaurant was filled with a happy atmosphere, just like the Chinese New Year." Seeing the joy of the eldest brother and everyone in the restaurant With a smile on his face, Wang Laoer couldn't help but stamp his feet and shouted hysterically, "Japanese The Japanese pirates are coming, they are really coming. This is not alarmist talk, let alone a joke! It is real! The Japanese pirates have defeated the Jiangning camp, killing three to four hundred people, and injuring countless others. They were all set on fire. The whole military camp, not only that, this group of Japanese pirates also drove the defeated troops into Jiangning Town, killing people and setting fire to the whole camp. Jiangning was bleeding like a river, and the whole city was on fire! The fire almost burned half of the sky! You can see it clearly from the south gate! The south of the city has been in chaos for a long time! I just went to the south of the city to receive the goods, and I got the news on the way. I couldn't believe it. I went up to the high building and saw the flames of Jiangning rising into the sky. I also saw the people who had escaped from Jiangning. I have to believe it. Also, all the city gates in Yingtian are closed, tightly closed! Brother, do you still think I am joking?! Do you still have the intention to eat food and drink here?!"?< br>
After Wang Laoer’s Gothic shout, the whole restaurant fell silent, it was terrifyingly quiet!
The Japanese pirates are coming!
The Japanese pirates penetrated Jiangning Camp and captured Jiangning Town? !
Real or fake? !
Isn’t it possible? !
Impossible! No! I don't believe it! This must not be true! Jiangning is at the foot of my Yingtian and is the gateway to my Yingtian. There is also a Jiangning camp guarding outside the city wall of Jiangning. How could it be so easily captured by Japanese pirates!
Absolutely impossible!
So, this news is false. Well, it must be fake, haha, I was almost fooled by Wang Laoer.
After being quiet for a few seconds, someone in the restaurant coughed and laughed, "Ahem, Wang Laoer, you can do it. Your talent for comedy has the potential to catch up with Zhao Kuo of the time. Quiet, you are so fake. The military situation almost frightened all of us, even more so than Zhao Kuo’s urgent military situation at that time.”
The man’s words fell behind, and the quiet and depression in the restaurant was suddenly gone.
"Yeah, yeah, I almost believed it. This guy Wang Laoer said he had a nose and eyes, and I was sweating. Haha, interesting, interesting, I will use this to scare you later. People go.”
“Hahaha, it’s true. News, I felt something was wrong from the beginning. Jiangning is our gateway to Yingtian, and there is a Jiangning Camp guard outside the city. The Japanese invaders broke through Jiangning Camp first and then Jiangning Town! How is this possible?"
"Hahaha! , Wang Laoer, Wang Laoer, I really have yours”
"Wang Laoer, with you here, Zhao Kuo is no longer alone in this world, hahahaha, your joke is interesting."
People in the restaurant pointed at Wang Laoer, smiled and shook their heads, half-wry smiles He was half teasing.
What? !
Joke?
You still don’t believe it? !
Wang Laoer glanced at the people in the restaurant who were pointing and laughing at him. He couldn't help but get angry. He clenched his fists and shouted: "Why are you laughing? The Japanese pirates are here. Is it funny? Is it funny that the Japanese pirates kill people and set fires?" ?! Jiangning has suffered countless casualties and is bleeding like a river! The next target of the Japanese pirates is our Yingtian!"
Huh? !
Is this Wang Lao Er funny and addicted? !
Everyone in the restaurant was stunned for a moment, shook their heads and laughed bitterly.
"That's enough, second brother! That's almost enough!" Mr. Wang saw that his brother was too devoted, and it was not enough to go overboard. It was enough to be funny, but it would be annoying if it went on endlessly. He had to come to this restaurant often. , couldn’t help but yelled loudly.
"It's okay, Boss Wang, your brother is ambitious and wants to surpass the current Zhao Kuo, hahahaha."
Someone said with a smile in the restaurant.
"Shut up! You can insult me, but you can't insult Zhuangyuanlang! People predicted a few days ago that Japanese pirates would attack Yingtian, and kindly reminded us, but it turned out to be a joke in the whole city. Now, I feel so ashamed just thinking about it! I want to follow you! The No. 1 Scholar apologizes. I, Wang Lao Er, am a stupid pig. I misunderstood the No. 1 Scholar and let down the good intentions of the No. 1 Scholar. You, you, you, and you, everyone here are also stupid pigs!"
Wang Laoer couldn't control himself and exploded.
"Wang Laoer, you call yourself a stupid pig, and we have no problem with it, but you call all of us pigs, and that's enough! Isn't this funny! You treat vulgarity as a joke, The direction is wrong! ”
"Wang Lao Er, are you crazy?!"
"Lao Er, you've had enough!"
Wang Lao Er's words were like lighting a powder keg, and everyone in the restaurant They were all angry. (End of this chapter)