Chapter 1634 Zhumen's wine and meat stink
Zhu Ping'an smiled gently, Li Shu's charming eyes were like silk, the two looked at each other, the sparks of love were flying, the relationship was heating up rapidly, the affection in the room was strong, and the whole room seemed to be rising. several times.
The girls, ladies and others present were all moved by the tacit understanding of love between the two of them... There is no colorful phoenix flying in the body, but there is a tacit understanding in the heart. The uncle and the young lady are connected with each other. It is so touching.
Among them, the one who was most moved was Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi. Tears as big as beans rolled down from the corners of her eyes one after another.
At this moment, a loud and disturbing sound of burning a musical instrument and cooking two large bowls of cranes was heard.
"The wine and meat of the rich family stink (chou), and there are bones frozen to death on the road."
The enchanting girl Ruonan's harsh voice suddenly sounded, instantly destroying the deep affection in this room like a dead body.
Especially the demon girl Ruonan paused heavily on the word "Zhu", as if she was deliberately echoing the word "Zhu".
All the maids and women present turned their heads to look at the man who was causing such a disgrace.
"Ruonan, what are you talking about?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er couldn't help but said to the demon Ruonan in embarrassment and anger.
"Isn't what I said the truth?" The demon girl Ruonan shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly. Not only did she not reflect on it, but she continued in an even more serious tone: "Just after the floods subsided, the Japanese waves started again. Now I don't know how many people in the world don't have enough to eat. , We don’t have warm clothes to wear. We have a huge table with delicacies from all over the world, all of which are delicious, delicious, and can only be eaten by five people. If you can’t finish the food, you can’t eat it again the next day. It will stink if you throw it away. This table of food doesn’t cost more than ten taels of silver. If you donate it, how much can you save? The poor man is suffering from cold and hunger. "
The demon girl Ruonan did not repent, and her harsh words made all the girls and women even more angry.
“Ruonan!” Hua’er, the little maid of Baozi, was angry, “My young lady and uncle treat you like guests, how can you do this?!”
“That’s right, it’s delicious and delicious. I'm here to entertain you, you are still here with your weird thoughts, gossip, and ruining the scenery."
A group of girls followed suit and accused me.
"Keke, it's okay. If the man is a guest, we are the hosts. If we can't let the guests speak freely, how can we fulfill our friendship as landlords." Li Shu smiled slightly and waved her hand to stop Hua'er and others.
"Young lady is still wise." The demon Ruonan smiled slightly and said slowly, "I have never seen the world. When I saw this big table full of delicacies, I thought of how many there are in the world. People don't have enough to eat and don't have warm clothes. They can't help but sigh, "The wine and meat in Zhumen stink (chou), and there are frozen bones on the road."
"If the boy and girl are kind-hearted, but..." Li Shu paused slightly when she said this.
“But what?” the demon Ruonan asked.
At this time, she was a little excited, because the poem "The wine and meat of the rich family smells bad, and the bones on the road are frozen to death" is a famous line through the ages. It stands on the commanding heights of morality. If Li Shu refuted it, it would be unkind for the sake of wealth. .
Haha, can a nerd treat such a rich, unkind, cold-hearted person as a treasure anymore? !
"However, if the boy or girl read this poem wrongly, it would be wrong." Li Shu smiled slightly and said seriously.
"Did I read it wrong?" The enchantress Ruonan pointed to her nose and smiled in disbelief.
Such a famous poem has always been heard by people since I was a child, whether it is a scholar or a storyteller, my ears are numb when I hear it.
How could it be read wrong!
Unless she, Li Shu, had made a mistake, haha, Li Shu could have made a mistake in such a simple poem, which shows that it is a vase without any ink.
The nerd is the number one scholar. Isn’t that what all the storytellers and opera singers say about being in love with each other? How can Li Shu make a nerd fall in love with a vase without ink? That is to say, being pretty attracts nerds, but being pretty doesn’t last long. Ah, no matter how beautiful you are and have no inner qualities, you will gradually become bored.
That's Hua'er's chance. Oh, come to think of it, Hua'er seems to only know a few words.
Although my wealth is far less than that of a nerd, I can still train Hua'er so that Hua'er can memorize a few ancient poems and pair up with a few pairs, so he can barely compete with the nerd Hong Xiu. .
Li Shu is a vase without much ink. This can be said to be an unexpected surprise. The enchantress Ruonan couldn't help but curled her lips.
"Yes, if the boy or girl read this poem wrong." Li Shu smiled and nodded.
"Oh, then Mrs. Lao will correct me." The demon Ruo Nan curled her lips and said with excitement in her heart.
When the demon girl Ruonan was talking, she glanced at Zhu Pingan and saw Zhu Pingan looking at Li Shu with a smile.
Seeing this, the demon girl Ruonan became even more excited. Haha, okay, this is Li Shu’s joke even for nerds.
“This poem should read ‘The wine and meat smell of Zhumen (xiu), there are frozen bones on the road’. This character should be pronounced ‘xiu’, not ‘chou’.”
Li Shu looked at the demon Ruonan with a pair of watery eyes and explained seriously without any ridicule.
“Pfft, it turns out that the poems were all read wrong.”
“I thought it was so awesome. I can’t even tell the difference between Xiu and Xiu. I don’t know who gave me the courage to do it in front of my uncle and my lady. Show off.”
"You still smell 'chou'. You show off your smell and make you feel weird. You must be embarrassed now."
The girls and old ladies present burst into laughter, or covered their mouths, or It was a deliberate smile.
The enchantress Ruonan's first reaction was disbelief. She didn't believe Li Shu's words or that she had read it wrong.
This poem is not difficult. She has been saying it for so many years and has heard it said so many times. How could she read it wrong?
"No, Zhu Ping'an, did I really read it wrong? Is this poem 'Zhumen smells of wine and meat (chou)', or 'Zhumen smells of wine and meat (xiu)'?" The demon girl Ruonanyi He glanced at Li Shu questioningly, then turned to Zhu Ping'an and asked.
I habitually called him nerd, but when I saw the girls around me with unkind eyes, I changed my name to Zhu Ping'an.
“If you are a boy or a girl, you have indeed read it wrong. This poem is indeed ‘The wine and meat smell of Zhumen (xiu), there are frozen bones on the road’.”
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile and said slowly.
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, her first reaction was still disbelief. If she didn’t believe Zhu Pingan’s words, how could I misread such a simple poem? This word is obviously the word for “stinky”, how could I read it wrong? wrong!
I can write such a simple word "stinky" with my left hand!
Li Shu must be calling a deer a horse! In order to break the situation and to hurt herself, Li Shu deliberately said that she had read the wrong word.
As for Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan is a foolish man who was confused by Li Shu's beauty and deliberately confused right and wrong!
"Hmph, you are husband and wife, you must be attracted to her, you teamed up to lie to me." The demon girl Ruonan snorted, full of resentment. (End of this chapter)